ITT: We share awful sex stories and relate/sympathize/commiserate.
It's not all soft moans and demure droplets, and we've all been there, amirite bros?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XA5j6PBe2s
>>29008144
>we've all been there, amirite bros?
who hasn't lol!
I want to ask a girl if I can give her the ol' lickeroo at least once in my life
>>29008144
>mfw those life lessons at 8:15
>"dick drunk"
>mfw i will never make a girl dick drunk
>Mynow exgf tries to suck me off.
>Of course, I'm all for it.
>She beggins gagging
>Ask if she is doing ok down there
>She says no problem, but asks to go slower
>Sure
>Suddenly i feel something weird on the tip of my dick
>She pukes a bit, enough to fill her whole mouth
>My dick is covered in orange stomach fluids and chunks of her dinner
After a while we broke up. It's been around a year and a half since i was with her. Lonleyness is kicking in hard.
>>29008406
>gf vomits giving blowjob
I sort of know that feel but bf instead
>his first time sucking
>on his hands and knees
>i hold his shoulders and push in too deep
>he vomits, gets embarassed
>hops up and runs to bathroom
>stays in, hear teethbrushing, water running
>comes back and tries again
>keeps choking on my cock
>but so eager to please
>mfw i'm 5" hard
>mfw feel like stallion with this eager cocksucker struggling to swallow me
but then he dumped me six months later for another guy with a bigger dick
>i was literally the starter dick tutorial model.
>now ex gf wants sex
>go to gas station get condoms
>Idon'twantbabies.png
>i feel confident
>I get trojan size condoms
>get home start fucking girl
>feels good
>FEELS GREAT
>FEELS LIKE THERE'S NOTHING ON MY DICK ALMOST
>waitwheresthecondom.jpeg
>pull out
>my condom disappeared
>it's inside of girl somewhere
>panic because i came a little bit
>"Oh Fuck. Anon where's the condom!?"
>leave the room immediately
>never speak to her again
>be 16
>gf same age
>both of us idiotic virgins
>have only fucked each other
>no clue about foreplay or lube
>often fuck with her dry
>she gets a yeast infection
>neither of us recognize the symptoms
>it's like fucking rancid cottage cheese
>continue to fuck for another week
>iguessthisisnormal.jpg
>>29008144
>pounding a girl doggie style
>get whiffs of fish from her vagoo
>Fucking my body pillow
>Dad bursts in and yells at me
>Throws my waifu out of the window
>Scream at him with fury at the loss of my only lover
>Tells me that I have a month to get a job or I'll get kicked out
>Yell at him some more
>He punches me so hard I lose a tooth
Fucking normalfags.
>>29009841
>complains about waifu troubles
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NORMIE GET OUT GET THE FUCK OUT
