ITT: We talk about our normie/chad qualities
I work out and ride a motorcycle
I'm still a loser who's never had a girlfriend though.
I work out ocasionally.
Im not fit or anything, but I guess I could be worse. I feel its a very normie thing to do.
I wear a normy mask everyday. It's fucking tiring
I workout and has a 6 pack and I take dance lessons in which I have contact with females.
Still 22 kv never had a gf.
>>29007306
Gee I wonder why, you look gay as fuck dude.
Good marriage, good job, working car with insurance, go out for brunch or bars regularly, have some friends that don't ask anything of me, drink brewskies..
Don't really workout alot anymore. Don't look at porn alot anymore either.
Still feel robot
I started working a few months ago out, but I'm still skinny as fuck.
I can play the keyboard, I guess? I sound good until I stop playing and then I go back to autism mode.
>>29007306
I'll be your bf desu
>>29007329
n-no bully
originaaaaaalll commeeeeeeeennnt
>>29007263
What normie/chad qualities? I really don't have any.
6'3" ripped/athletic (lifting 6 years), above avg dick, did some modelling in the past
KV and STEMcuck atm
>make 6 figures
>own car and home
>work out
>not ugly
>in a band
>mfw I still identify as a robot and you can't stop me.
>>29007333
>marriage
You aren't a robot at all.
>>29007263
>ITT: We talk about our normie/chad qualities
I have consensual sexual intercourse with a decent looking human female on a regular basis.
Sometimes we even cuddle.
>>29007544
Just cause I formed up like voltron doesn't mean I'm one of you
>>29007594
>doesn't mean I'm one of you
Yeah exactly, you aren't one of us.
>working out for 3 years
>low body fat%
>my one female friend says I should be a model, guess that means I'm ok looking
>know how to be nice to grills without being too orbiter (except in this one case where I'm super-hyper-orbiter)
>not into anime/video games that actually take lots of thinking (mostly just twitch shooters)
>5'11", almost not a manlet
>7 inch peener
Still a 19 year old KV though, kill me please
>>29007658
Haha God damn cell phone. A Win for you sir
>>29007777
>says you should model
>won't even give you a pity bj
lmao, and you believe it too.
>>29007263
lmao after visiting bestgore and live leak I sold my motorcycle
best friend also was paralyzed after a drunk hit his bike
not worth it
>>29007804
anon she's a lesbian what are you on about
also I'm gonna try and fugg her this Sunday anyways, prolly post here if I manage it cause she said she might be open to a FWB thing.
> deep voice
> big cock
> dgaf attitude about many things
25EV
>>29007788
Well shit now you made me feel bad.
Best of luck to you married bot.
>>29007907
> big cock
post it
>>29007907
you're just ugly mate lol
>>29007263
I work out, ride a motorcycle, and am also a loser. What are the chances of that
I had a gf before though
>>29007971
I've posted it before, but I don't have any pics saved. CBA to take new ones.
>>29007984
I thought I was 2/10. soc and r9k repeatedly said 6-7/10. Yet, not a single female has smiled my way. I don't know what to think.
Maybe they just have built-in robot radars and I'm a huge blip on it.
I'll do the opposite
>poor
>ginger
>suck at academics
But I have balls of steel when it comes to girls, never had a problem getting one.
>>29008061
yea just ugly
>exercise every day except sunday
>back in college, on 3 different occassions I had sexual relationships with other people's girlfriends (though they were all 6/10s)
>actually managed to get in a relationship with one of my crushes (but it didn't go well)
>had an 8/10 gf once (but it only lasted a month)
>go out 2-3 times a week and usually hang out with chads (still hate their living guts)
Still, a girl hasn't been interested in me since 2013 and playing the normie game becomes harder and harder everyday. I hate 95% of the people I know and I haven't seen my only true friend in like 4 years. I feel alone in a room full of people and I play vidya and masturbate like a freakin teenager.
>>29007263
I've got a few friends who I'm close to and a girlfriend who I have sex with and can have a good time with
>>29008166
so how are you a robot then??
>>29008061
are you expecting women to initiate with you? you will be dead before that happens
>>29008401
I'm expecting any indicator they like me, I'm not approaching anyone cold. You know, smiles, looks, or that annoying shit they pull "oh I'm all alone this weekend, it's so boring...".
>>29008661
well the thing is women dont actually care about looks unless you are seriously good looking, they have to see and hear your personality before they starting dropping hints or flirting
the best thing you can improve is opening up socially and becoming more extroverted
>>29008701
> becoming more extroverted
> just change who you are
Being more social is a bit hard at my age. No longer at school, no friends, I work alone. I don't even drink.
>>29008701
don't pretend to know what girls want, ultrafag
>>29007263
I'm good looking and intelligent. I also like to help my friends get laid, not obstruct them.
>>29008749
im giving him my advice, feel free to give your own dickhead
>>29007263
Well, I own a bunch of guns.
I'm 5'8 and I make 6 figures.
I've had girls express interest in and flirt with me before.
I use a blackberry cellphone.
>>29008343
He isn't.
Bloxbot.jpeg
I'm tall and have a very high iq. Women are intimidated by me being so much better than them. I refuse to stoop down to their level so I guess it's wizardhood for me. I couldn't if I wanted to. It's so exhausting listening to them utter the stupidest bullshit and be so slow to understand even the simplest of concepts.
>>29008941
You're giving him bad advice that'll end up hurting him, dipshit. My advice is to not listen to your shitty advice.
good
>6'2
>ottermode body
>bachelor's from top 10 U.S uni
>have a sportbike and car
>worked at a top 5 tech company
>coworkers have called me intelligent
>made babbys first 6 figure income up until i quit job
bad
>shitskin nigra
>shit hair (can only buzzcut it)
>5.5" penor with mild phimosis and pearly penile papules
>small nuts
>5/10 face at best
>anxiety unless im drunk>27y.o KHV
such is life
>>29009164
autism +ugly = you
>>29009192
>be more social
>open up with people
yeh terrible advice destined to failure
what's yours? stay inside all day moaning on here? dipshit
>>29009192
What's bad about his advice?
I'm not him or the guy who received it, but I can't see so much fault in it, I suppose.
And if there is fault, I think it's good for self esteem. Are you implying girls only care about looks?
I've never worked out a day in my life. I have a neckbeard. I'm lazy and a have a shit diet. I spend many hours every single day on chinese cartoon boards shitposting, and have done so for more than 5 years.
I have professionally modeled. I have had sex with seven different women. I have had several gfs. I have friendzoned and rejected many girls.
I am a robot.
>>29007822
Word, dad died as well on a motor bike. Only idiots ride them. Sure, you're lucky now but it's only a matter of time.
>>29009223
I'm autistic but quite the opposite of ugly. I could be a model if I didn't prefer using my mind to accomplish things.
>>29009205
>anxiety unless im drunk
Same here. Last Saturday I amazed myself at how different I behaved after 2 litres of beer. I was a different person, almost carefree at some point. tfw I can't afford to drink that much too often and I don't want to destroy my inards for the sake of happiness.
>>29009275
Only cucks think that. Bikes are fun and you're literally a better person than cagers if you ride.
>>29007263
>play rugby, so lots of cardio
>lift on the reg
>study highly prestrigious education
I'm still a loser who's never had a girlfriend though.
>>29009351
2 liters of beer is like $1. You can't afford that? Just homebrew or drink vodka instead. In America 1.75L 50% abv vodka is $16.
>>29007306
nigga are you sure you're not down for a dicking? I could swear that was a girl in the pic, judging by the pose and the body type.
>>29009234
I once spent six months hardly ever leaving my empty apartment, jobless, penniless (besides paying rent) and growing out an unkempt hermit beard. During this period I had several girls that slept with me, and even paid for many things for me including food and entertainment.
Earlier in my life, when I was a khv, I spent three straight years leaving my house at most once a week for a single night class and had zero friends or acquaintances save for a handful of online friends.
I am a robot.
>>29009422
You can get that for cheaper than 16 buckaroos.
>>29007420
Modelling but KV
idon'tbelieveyou.jpeg
>>29009225
You can't tell a robot to open up, it's like saying "show your autism to the world", it'll only end badly. Girls won't give two shits about the interesting traits you think you have unless you're a 7/10 at least.
>>29009231
>Are you implying girls only care about looks?
First and foremost.
Do I really have to spell these things out on r9k? Jesus fuck...
>>29009375
Joke will be on you when you're paralyzed;>
The thing I don't get about motorbikes is that they seem so impractical for anything but very short distance journeys.
How can you go anywhere far enough away to require more luggage than a small backpack?
And don't you have to stop every hour or so to not get really sore/cold?
>>29009422
I was out having fun, drinking and listening to my favorite music. I'm not gonna achieve happiness by drinking cheap supermarket beer at home, that's sad.
>>29009556
this is nice delusion, anonyman
>>29007263
I think my most normie quality is that I look like a normie.
>inb4 posting pic on Chinese dance tutorial site
Fuck off, I've been doing it for almost 10 years now.
>>29009547
virtually friendless and don't approach women, can't talk to women tbhfam
get mired more than enough which feels good though
>>29010279
you're a fucking nu male
>>29009715
The beer in supermarkets is identical to the beer in out having fun. Is your objection solely based on the price?
I play guitar and bass, usually I play popular songs, and sing quite good
18 kissless virgin
>>29010279
You don't really look like a normie, maybe in portland or austin.
>>29010348
You look like a nu male*
FTFY
It's what I'm going for. It's the trendy look these days. I follow trends to look normal.
>>29007263
I have a gf.
I have friends.
I have lots of connections, from people to get me pretty much any drugs I want, to millionaires, to people in my country's government.
I have a good degree.
I'm not a NEET.
I have money.
I have a big dick.
Okay I'll give this a whirl
>work out daily
>don't eat junk food, smoke, or drink alcohol
>have a college degree in a normie field
>own a car with insurance
>have a chad best friend
>can talk to girls without spaggeti
Never had a gf though and I've only ever fucked prostitutes and I feel lonely as shit.
>>29010279
Don't steal other people's photos. Guy in the pic is definitely drowning in pussy.
>>29010354
My objection is based on loneliness. What's the point in getting drunk at home? What will I achieve if no one is there to witness my good self?
>>29010380
>implying chads are in any way artistic
learning an instrument is what weird lonely kids do
>>29010491
That's a good question. Why would you want to get drunk alone at home? Only you can answer that. If it were me I'd get drunk with friends.
>>29010565
Even if you invite friends over, you're still at home, probably staring at a screen all night. The magic happens outside.
>>29010491
Nah, it's me. I'm not a woman so I can't get by on looks alone. When I open my mouth, it's "sperge, sperge, spaghetti, sperge."
>>29010674
So invite friends outside? Or don't stare at a screen? Or whatever, do what you want. If you try to have a bad time it will happen. You seem pretty determined to sabotage things so go wild.
>>29010760
timestamp
>>29010795
>So invite friends outside?
That's what I did last Saturday, genius.
>Or don't stare at a screen?
And do what? What's the alternative?
>If you try to have a bad time it will happen. You seem pretty determined to sabotage things so go wild.
I don't know how you came up with this. All I said is that I prefer getting drunk outside than getting drunk at home.
>Look like this
>dead on the inside, no GF in two years
>>29010972
I don't have anything readily available. Tell me a hand sign, a number to hold up or something like that and I'll do it.
>>29011002
you look gay and ugly
>>29007777
You are basically Chad. You just have to actually pick a girl and try to get her and soon enough you won't be KV anymore.
>>29010972
Can you really not think of anything to do besides staring at a screen?
>can hold conversation normally with people
>good grades, in all top level classes
>freshman band members @ hs all look up to me
>the reason being that I'm an excellent saxophone player
>was once crushed on by a stacy that tons of guys wanted, and she's still interested
>believe I'm generally good looking
Still in the process of getting rejected/friendzoned by freshman oneitis
Still KV, never had gf
Still feel empty and bored with my life
Still feel like this isn't going to change anytime soon
sigh
>>29011207
I dunno, do the shocker.
>>29011283
At home while being drunk with friends? Only thing you can do is talk. Even listening to music involves looking at a screen.
>>29007306
At first glance I thought this was a girl with a nice body, now I feel sick
>>29011247
I did, she was a lesbian, now I have an unhealthy obsession with her
I've learned to hold my composure quite well actually, almost normie-like.
Head and shoulders up high with a straight posture and a slight tinge of arrogance.
I don't fap.
I just don't enjoy it.
>>29009026
>post chad qualities
>I'm 5'8"
When will they learn...
>>29011002
thats what id expect looking like that
>known local producer/dj in my region
>play to big crowds of hundreds on a fairly regular basis
>hear people cheer my name
>still too nervous to talk to girls
>fap 5 times a day
Anyone who says being a musician is an instant pussy magnet is dead wrong
>>29007282
I think it's only normie if you go to a gym to do it. I bought my own weights so I wouldn't have to leave my house and let normalscum judge me.
>>29007263
I do pushups
I'm an 18 year old kv, is there any hope at all
>>29011625
Really? You fags drool over the other guy with like the same haircut but I am ugly?
>>29007263
Back in uni I became captain of the hockey team.
Didn't get any cuties out of it.
>>29011244
Fuck you, that other guy is somehow hotter?
>>29007263
I made a full-length rap mixtape with my friends that was so popular among local teens that people would post lines from it on Facebook. Even one of the niggers in this video made one of my lines his status when I'd never even him met him before.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i28cQDHnho4
>handsome
>don't care what ppl think
>smart
>have a set goal/career in my life.
>I'm always "my self"
>I play/flirt with girls all the time
>confident as hell
bitches eat it all up
etc etc
>We talk about our normie/chad qualities
I had sex and hour ago. She has massive tits, I came on her face.
At the people here saying they make 6 figures: How?
I'm 28 and far from it.
>>29011819
Where is it
MY POST IS ORIGINAL FUCK
>>29011759
shave the beard and look better, it looks gross
>>29011861
When they say 6 figures the probably mean something like 10 000,00. If you live in a rural area
and make 3k a month, you are well of. Most of
these people are only trolling.
>>29007306
>work out
You're supposed to lift the weights not sashay around them
>>29011447
I guess that settles it then. The only activity in the entire known universe is staring at a screen.
>>29011878
Wtf my beards nice
>>29011974
God, I hope I don't look that annoying. I think I do.
>>29011929
you got something else to propose, do it and stop being ironically vague like a faggot, faggot.
>>29007263
> unironically enjoy the taste of alcohol
> follow most mainstream sports
> follow music charts
>>29011601
there's a difference between chad qualities and normie qualities
if you go outside, you'll notice a surprising amount of normies are.. GASP.. below 6 feet tall
I'm not a KV, just a V. I'm also a very rich and well educated tall white male. Thats about it
>>29012000
No you probably look like a total shithead.
>>29011730
they're just losers des
I think you look great
>>29011861
It's usually either by using luck, intelligence and skills to get up to a very high position in an important company
OR
you can do what I do and do some jobs that nobody else wants to do, which are usually dangerous, emotionally scarring or just horrible
t. crime scene cleaner
>have a trustfund
>like to go hiking/camping
>smoke and grow weed
>like to go to the shooting range
>im getting back into boxing
dont have any friends or a gf but im not a virgin and have been in relationships before. im a cyborg/failed normie stuck in a rut. too weird for the normies too normie for the robots, eh.
>>29012035
>below average height
>normal
kek
>>29012135
6 feet is not average height in most areas in the united states, no matter how much you want to imagine it is
>>29007894
post face please breh i dunno whats handsome i need comparison please if you're brave enough ofc breh n-no pressure o-on yyy-ou ofc
>>29007263
>Am happy with appearance
>Cycle 30+ miles a day
>Love to go travelling and am decent in social situations
>Have done stuff with multiple girls, virgin but by choice (turned down sex)
>Academic (Cambridge)
BUT
>Think about suicide regularly (although not seriously, more like "I wonder what it's like to die.")
>No gf, never properly connected with a gf
>5' 10
>Can do literally nothing and hideously insecure about my abilities
>>29012980
breh y would u turn down sex how old are u bro h-how did the situation came up for you t-tell me b-breh
>>29011730
>>29012065
This tbhm8, you're a qtpi
Don't really have the same vibe as other guy though
>>29007263
I have a car and smoke weed.
>>29007421
>6 figures
What is sadder than being a robot?
Pretending to be a someone.
>funniest guy i know
>life of the fucking party
>people sometimes get spasms laughing when i blast my shit
>no problem talking to women
>"always myself"
>had girls pull me by the hand to their dorm room/bathroom to fuck
>absolutely , panically affraid of sex and intimacy
>32 year old kissless virgin to this day.
>>29013229
>absolutely, panically afraid of sex and intimacy
This TBQHWYMYGF
>"""""successful""""" in college
>post graduate jobs/schooling lined up
>have had gf/sex
>have some friends
>workout often
>currently self employed contractor till graduation, to be a occifer
I was on track to be a Chad
Except for the depression and suicide attempts and ugliness
I'm 6'8"
...
That's literally it. I have marfans syndrome, so I'm really lanky and skinny and ugly looking.
Still had sex tho.
>>29007306
I thought you were a girl ???
>>29007263
I'm white and over 6 feet tall
25khv
>>29012018
You could stare at paint dry, or stare at paintings, or stare at each other, or stare at the night sky, and that's just a few staring related ones. You could do screen related things too. Watch movies on a screen, play vidya on a screen, or watch bugs try to get in the house and be stopped by a screen. There are things not staring or screen related too. I like playing cards but there's nerd shit like /tabletop/ or book club or even gay shit like homosexual intercourse. You're purposely pretending to be stupid. You know damn well there are more things to do besides staring at a blank screen and there's more to drink that beer you dislike.
>Called attractive by complete strangers IRL (I'd probably rate myself a 5-6/10...I'm not going to say I'm a model either)
>Have done illegal stuff in the past without getting caught
>Ride a motorcycle and own a sports car
>Actually have a gregarious personality at times
>Have a bunch of supportive guy friends IRL I hang out
>Work out occasionally
>Have a ok job (makes $45k a year, but kind of dead-end at this point in the sense that I'm stuck here)
>Live in a big city so tons of people nearby
>Turning 24 in 3 weeks and still a fucking KV with a little dick who only faps to doujinshi every night
I might change that...talking to 2 girls nearby on and off on Tinder. At least they're pleasant to talk to, but I have a feeling I'm gonna get stood up. Worst case I end up getting myself a nice daki for my birthday and a few wall scrolls for my workshop.
>teenager
>goes to one of the best universities in the world (shitty marks)
>have had multiple GF's
>decently attractive guy
>over 150 matches on tinder, multiple want to hook up with me, some have
>lost virginity at 16
And yet I still drink alone and want to die everyday
my normie qualities
>shit ton of hobbies
>lots of acquaintances
>couple relationships that ended badly (not virgin)
>decent looks and hygiene
>can speak in front of a crowd with relative ease
yet they doesnt make up for
>shitty poorfag childhood
>everybody in hs were spreading rumors about me being a rapist and a potential school shotter
>no real friends
>cant keep a job
>doing poorly in college
>severe trust issues
>>29007306
the reason youre a kv is cause youre gay as fuck bruh
I have fucked over 400 girls..which has caused me to now have hpv warts :(
>>29015555
CH3CK3D
>>29007306
holy shit you are a mercilessly unacceptable faggot. Drop dancing now or you will never get laid take up boxing MMA or jiu jitsu. You are the reason there needs to be bullying or why men need to have father figures.
>>29007263
same here except i bought a motorcycle after my 3rd gf cucked me
ive given up on women
>>29015555
You're baby faced faggot ass has not fucked 400 girls. I've fucked 40 and i got it at girl #20.
>>29007263
>Have 4 extremely close real life friends
>3.0 university GPA
>very average singer
l have a few friends.
>>29010279
lose the beard man, it looks like you've got a nice jaw.
>good relationship with family
>3.5 university GPA
>can draw rather well
>average looking
>good at baking
>physically fit
but on the other hand
>emotionally unstable
>no good friends irl
>constantly make "weird" facial expressions
>slight tremor
>cannot find a job because I fuck up every interview I manage to get, again because of bad interpersonal skills
>always quiet
>in love with adam lanza
>no i'm serious
>fuck
>Can make friends with ease
>Find it easy to talk to people, make them laugh, etc.
>Physically fit, decent lifts
>6'
on the other hand, I'm ugly and don't go out of my way to get laid (going to parties or bars or clubs) so I'm a virgin. People think I fuck chicks regularly for some reason.
>>29018117
I do, but I have a large forehead. It's not as noticeable when the bottom half of my face is elongated by a beard.
>>29010279
Nice beard, Swaglord
I've owned several sportscars and do all my own upgrades/work on them. I've owned motorcycles as well but currently only have one, I drive/ride with little regard for safety. I work out 5 days a week or more and do steroids. I've been arrested for getting into fights twice.
>26 year old friendless virgin that still has trouble interacting with people or even making eye contact
>>29007287
This.
Anon you gotta get some relief. Seriously. I did that since 15 and I've developed severe depression and social phobia since. I'm a high functioning autist and it just got overwhelming when I moved from home. I shared an apartment with two others (no lock on the door to my room for 6 months) so there was no peace.
You need the rest. Life isn't worth living like that. Aim to live a fulfilling life separated from normies.
>>29011819
>Mom with kids get stopped for trivial shit
>Mom decides to just roll away
>Mom decide to resist arrest
>kid attacks police
>resists arrest and reach for gun
>uninformed 1 cop come to scene and shoot at car tires
>"Cops Shoot At Minivan _FILLED_ With 5 Kids
That's just unfair.
What kind of fucking braindead son would attack a police officer when mom is resisting arrest? That's when you calm her down and convince her that this is a very serious situation.
Wouldn't even blame the cops if one of them got shot. Terrible.
I am by no means a Chad but I have a girlfriend I started bodyweight workout out recently.
>>29019869
>I am by no means a Chad
>have GF
It's summer. FUCKING NORMIES.
>>29019904
He's probably right, he isn't a Chad
He's just another normal, one of literally billions. They're pretty much mindless drones who serve Chad.
>>29019904
I don't have god tier aesthetics, I don't have a lot of money, I don't have a wide circle of friends etc. I am not a Chad in any way. I'm not even a full normie.
>>29019918
>a drone who serves Chad;_;
Chiselled face, go to gym, rich dad, sing in a band, fuck lots of girls (mostly ugly but occasionally a hot one)
but i still feel like a big loser.
also im far from chad cuz 5'8 and im headed nowhere in life
>>29010380
I was a KV until last week, I am 18 too, just don't give up, once you finish HS everything turns better, also if you have the opportunity to kiss a girl just go for it, it will be awkward and weird, but is better than being kissless
I'm 6' 1" have a 7 inch dick, not fat, I'm white but tan really well, and am in general a pretty attractive person, have no problem talking to women, but I just never want to go out and do things. I feel tired all the time and i usually just sleep for 12 hours and shitpost all day.
>>29007287
>>29019764
Same here. Been trying to be normal since my junior year in high school. I'm on my way to being a sophomore in college now and I just realized that crazy kid me had way more friends and was way happier than the person I've been trying to be. I've been cutting loose a lot more lately and it feels great. I'm more charismatic and people have a lot more fun when I'm around.
>>29007263
I have no problem being socially alpha if I put my mind to it. Literally as simple as pretending to be confident until you really are confident.
I still choose the NEET hikikomori life though and haven't showered or had human contact in months. It's just so damn tiring to spend time with people.
I have a big dick too, which haven't seen any use as I'm a virgin.
>>29007263
I'm in education and go out pretty regularly
I do drugs and I've made out and fingered girls
>I have a car
>big dick
>I'm tall
>not fat
>I'm really good at university
>richfag
>can cook pretty well
>can brew beer and kvass
I think that's it. These things make me a happier loser
I'm going to sound like a real cunt.
I'm 5'2 skinny but still has curves
in highschool everybody considered me cute
only boyfriend back then was a fat fuck at least 300 pounds, idk for some reason I thought he was cute
>Theatre geek
>high GPA
wore mostly black, still do always wanted to be perceived as low key goth but my baby face did no justice
most people loved me and I had way too many acquaintences I honestly hated
but now I'm just some loser on 4chan
