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Guys 5'10" and under, how do you cope with life?
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Guys 5'10" and under, how do you cope with life?
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>>29006391
there is no such thing as too tall
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>iFunny

Someday.
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I'm not even 5'2 fuck my life
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That chart sucks
6'2-6'4 is perfect tier.
If you can get fit, you will be a walking Adonis.
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>>29006391
>5'10.5"
Not even king of manlets...

This comment isn't original apparently. Cool.
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>>29006471
Read the top right of the picture

Only little girls who have no knowledge of the world and don't know jack shit about men's height say that.
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video games all day

don't even bother trying
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>>29006454
Such is the life of a poo in loo
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>>29006391
by realizing nobody cares except memers on le funny 4chans
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drugs, cigarettes, the hope that one day I can afford limb lengthening surgery so that I can have a decent life.
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>>29006391
>5'6
i might unironically move to china. atleast they are not as racist as the japanese.
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>>29006627
You'd be pretty normal in terms of height there.
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>>29006391
By fucking my gf

>Be 5'5
>Gf is 5'8

Are tallfags even trying?
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>>29006391

Nobody ever really pointed out that I was short except this one bitch who was just made because I didn't have sex with her one time, so it's never really been a big deal. I'm 5'8 btw.
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Is there one of these for females??

Not a fembot, just curious.
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>>29006391
6'3" virgin, totally shit face, can't smile

would trade 3 inches for perfect teeth, not going lower than a 6 feet though
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>>29006789
>Implying your face matters when you're that tall

Just don't act like a total sperglord and girls will like it. Even if you act like a total sperglord they'll think it's quirky and cute. They won't see your face half the time if they're a foot shorter than you.
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what the fuck a few months ago 5'10 was in the green area, now its in the yellow? Not fair
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Care to give metric conversions for this?
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>>29006391
5'8"
I cope pretty good. I lift weights and focus on toning.
Have sex pretty much whenever I want plus having cash helps....allot.

You gotta learn to play the game manlets.

What was the quote...ugliness permits a man to use his wits?-ayyy lmao dude.
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5'6"
I've accepted that I'll forever be a manlet. I'm just going to focus on not being a fat fuck like the rest of you cucks.

I have a 6-7/10 face so I do pretty well with most people. Personality is kindof robotesque.
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Short guys only exist as comic relief.
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>>29006471
There are lots and lots of wome nthat are 5'10. There are thousands of teenagers in middle school who are this height
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>>29006391
Because most people are not much taller than me you faggot Kys
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Life must be rough for manlets
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There is no excuse.
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7'4" here.

My life is awful. I had no chance to be a normie.
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5'6 here. I just don't give a shit and it works.
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>>29007986
how does that help bloxx
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>>29007397
No, you stupid Eurofag.
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I'm 5'2 and it doesn't affect my life whatsoever. What the fuck are you guys always on about?
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>>29008031
JUST beeeeeeeeeeeeeeee urself :):):):):)
>>29008046
manlet detected. stop making excuses it's not attractive
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>tfw only 177cm tall but living in a southern european country so I'm still taller than 90% of all people I meet
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>>29008013
Why aren't you playing in the NBA, making mad money shooting hoops with a bunch of jungle bunnies?
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>>29006676
Lucky! This is my one wish.
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>>29008013
how many fucking cans of beer does it take to get you good?

a fucking 30 rack?
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>>29006391

It's been better than expected, though I missed out on the PRIME pussay. I'm 5'7.

>>29008064

Are you a grill?

It's either that, you're eleven, or you're delusional.

Pick one.
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>>29007986
Lmao
So I need to be tall to be able to date retards. Okay yeah I'll pass.
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>>29006391
I think this manlet thing is just internal
I've felt small for years, always felt like when I walked around outside (which is rare desu) most people were taller than me
Turns out I'm 6'0, I found out at the doctor's so it's legit
Still feel like a tiny tot when walking around, I also just generally feel uncomfortable outside
I feel like I'm somehow fucking up walking forward, and everyone is laughing at me on the sly
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>5'7"
>Still get hit on by many girls
>Gay tho

Anyone want the first two aspects of my life as listed above?
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>>29008092
Just because you're tall doesn't mean you'd want to be around hoodrats.
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>>29008192
My bad, it is pretty stupid to think someone with a natural advantage to do something that pays six-figures a year and barely works half the time, would want to do that thing.
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>>29006391
>>29006789

>6'3
>Probably end up killing myself anyway
Height means fuck all, I tower over almost everyone I know and I lift. Still no gf, still a beta virgin. It's all in the face, my 5'6 cousin has gotten more pussy then I could even dream of cause he's got a pretty face.
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>>29008236
Bitch please, just because hes tall doesnt mean hes not probably some spergy white kid who would suck dick trying to play basketball anyway

Just look at Steph Curry, dudes tiny as fuck but he's an incredible player and runs circles around tall guys
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How bad is 5'8/173cm?
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>>29008159
I never have touched alcohol and I live in a dry county.

Herr is a rare frog pic for you.
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>>29008236

>He thinks professional basketball is a cakewalk job.


You're right! it's so EASY to get in!

here! let me trade my NBA decoder ring from this cheerios box for a multimillion dollar contract.
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>>29008359
7'4...im kind of surprised people are believing this without images

that's like one in millions level of tall
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>>29008359

>Dry country

Muslim detected.

Not that I care, personally. Alcohol is way overrated.
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>>29008331
You're pretty much fucked forever, that's suicide-tier.
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>>29008391
>millions
i think that might be billions-tier or high 100 millions
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>>29006391
I've fucked 40 girls and im 5'9. I think once you're 5'7 and lower its noticeable that your short to the naked eye
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Here is me standing on my two foot wide dock.
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>>29006391
I'm 5'11 but I'm a skinny motherfucker. My height is 2 above the average for a male in my country, but I feel more like a king of manlets.
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>>29006391
I did the research and established that I'd be taller than the average qt in Japan. Isn't that all that matters?

Hiking and Bushwhacking is way easier when you're short btw
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>>29008391
Dry. C O U N T Y

Kentucky has dry counties.
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>>29008391
>dry COUNTY

FTFY it's a southern thing
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I'm 6'4.5" tall life is overrated still a virgin. I lift I talk to girls I do everything I'm supposed to do but extremely bad with being able to read social cues
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>>29008557
If you're six-four why do you need to add a half? We get it, you're tall
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>>29008538
>>29008549

Holy fuck. Really?

whats the reasoning behind that little piece of legislation?
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5,9

so should i use a razor or a shotgun guys
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>>29008494
hey dock bro whats up hows your fellow woodland bros doing
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>>29006658
>implying
maybe in a rural shithole but in the bigger cities they have western diets and height averages around 5'11" for males
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>>29008577
Because that's how you measure your height in the imperial system? Holy shit are you genuinely retarded, underaged or both?
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>>29008606
Drinking is "NOT GOOD FOR GAWD JESISS". It is considered immoral and if you manufacture alcoholic beverages, you can get some serious jail time.
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>>29008650
A snake killed three frog bros.
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>>29008713
that sucks bro but hes got to eat you know and the remaining frog bros will make more froggos right

to be honest your my favorite person i have met on r9k in over 1.5 years of posting
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I'm 5'10'' and every single day in my life is pure suffering due to this, I have suicidal thoughts pretty much non-stop.

Everytime I see someone over 6 feet tall I just get mad and want to cry. I could have been tall and privileged like them but no, I'm destined to be a subhuman KHV virgin manlet forever due to shit genetics.

Fuck.
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>>29008013

do you have a growth hormone defect?
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>>29008621
You're taller by a lot than most women. Do other men make you feel insecure about your height? Why would you want to kill yourself for being 5'9?


5'5< seems to be the suicide tier height for men
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>>29008803
Don't fool yourself, 5'9'' is a horrible height nowadays.
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>>29008786
>mfw 5'7 19 years old and had sex with 5 girls
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>>29008803
I guess your right but all the people that I work with are giants like 6,3 and constantly get laid and I dont and im not that ugly or retarded
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>>29008811
Maybe if you live in Norway
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>>29008771
;o thnx

Maybe not though. Depends on the remaining two are opposite genders.
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>>29008871
only 2 frog bros left o shit thats not good I hope they hide and have eggs maybe try to move snake bro away from the frogs he will come back but it might give them some time
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>>29008863
EZ PZ

Travel to Mexico, Puerto Rico, or any other hispanic shithole, so you can feel like a giant. Fuck all their women. 5'9 is taller than the average guy from most hispanic shitholes. You'll be a pussy slayer.
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>>29006391
>tfw 5'4"
>tfw twink
>tfw gay
>tfw guys want me because I'm cute
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1,75 here

I wish I was smaller
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5'7

Not a virgin, lost it at 16

Had sex with 3 girls, possibly 4 soon enough

I am also a fucking skelly but its all good
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>>29006391
5'10 is pretty much perfect for me, it fits my average boring face and body that goes with my average boring clothes in my average boring car with my average boring job for my average boring life.
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I propose a change to this chart with an asterisk for penis length. Because I assure you that women will trade a couple inches in height for a couple inches added on the penis.


I'm 5'9" and i'm considered by some to be short
by most people.

However I feel that for every half inch over the average penis length should cancel out an inch in height.

So for example i'm 5'9" tall and i'm 7.5" long . According to most studies the average penis length is 5.5" long. (most guys tend to round up and say 6".)

SO. Using the math I just came up with on the fly. With the 2 extra inches should equal about 4" in height. Making my effective manliness about 6'1"

And it should go in the opposite direction as well for people who have smaller than average penises. So your effective 'manliness' height would subtract. Cause i'm sure no woman would want a man who is 6' tall who has a 4" dick.
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>>29008813
So what the fuck are you doing here then?
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>>29008013
post full body
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>5'11"
"perfect height"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS WHAT MANLETS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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>>29006992
Facial aesthetics matters more than height unless you're under 5'7". A Hemsworth face on a 5'8" guy will pull more women than a spergelord face on a 6'3" guy anyday.
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>>29009388
existing as a systemic anomaly from /r9k/'s matrix
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>>29009581
No one who talks like that has ever gotten laid.
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>>29009642
i have gotten laid by 5 different females

i just like movies
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>>29009663
>5 different females
>females
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>>29009642
You seem like you're not a Normal and I'm glad. I'd rather have robots posting dumb shit than normals. I fucking g hate normalshits
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>>29008013
>dat forced perspective
family...
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>tfw 5'10
Kekekekekekekekekekekekkekekekek
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I'm 5'11" and content with it. I'm not considered objectively tall by anybody, but I'm also not considered objectively short. It's a perfect height to not be an issue, just kind of generic height.
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Which fucking manlet made this ?
>5'11 and 6'0 are the best
Literally end your life op,be AT LEAST 6'2 so you can call yourself a man
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>>29010537
>tfw 5'8 and feel just a little under average
5'10-6ft are the best heights

literally god tier for aesthetics and function, although being chadzilla is more attractive
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>>29006391
by fucking 40 girls by the age of 25 (5'9)
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>>29009236
>manlets trying to justify being manlets
wew
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