Would you step on this puppy for 18 billion dollars?
without legal consequence of animal abuse id do it for like 5k maybe.
I'll do anything for cash, cuz I'm short.
>step on
I only weigh 135 lb, not going to kill him if I step on a foot. I'd do it for $5
>>29004948
In a heartbeat, no question. The life of an animal is worth less than mine.
>>29004982
I'll send you $15 through paypal if you post a pic of yourself with your legs s`reades with a sign which reads "Salvo love u"
I'm not even joking.
>>29005195
>Implying your life is worth anything at all.
We both know that isn't true, anon.
>>29004948
Doesn't specify how hard I must step on the puppy, nor where I must step on it. So a light step on the tail will do.
I'd beat it to death with a shovel and eat it's remains for 18 billion.
>>29004982
manlet detected.When will then learn?
No that is vile
bringing this old meme back OP? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaGQ3KGOMto
>>29004948
No way, can I have the puppy though?
>>29004948
Nigga, there ain't no nigga in here who won't step on that nigga for 18 billion dollaz!
>>29004948
I'd stomp on it for $50
give me 200 and i'll send the little fucker flying
I'll kick him in the face for a pack of smokes
lets make a deal
>>29004948
Nigga I'd toss a box of puppies into a woodchipper for half that.
>>29005204
Whaaat the fuck mango??
>>29005301
Yea but the puppy is steert dog from 3rd world country
I'd save it from these losers.
>>29005444
Oh look! It's trying to talk!
>>29004948
Absolutely.
Here is a more interesting question: How much money would it take to make you kill a normal american, married mother in her 40s with two young kids and working a standard office job, or would you never do it?
How about say a young, promising science/engineering student?
Assuming for all of these that it would not have any legal consequences.
>>29004948
I may be suicidal, but I'm not taking anyone else with me
>>29005649
1m+ for both
hello fbi
>>29004948
I'd stomp the fuck out of that pupper for 18 billion dollars.
OP that is a dumb question. Ofc I would step on that dog. Heck, I'd genocide every dog I see for that money.
>>29005649
This looks suspicious... FBI?
>>29004948
I'd curbstomp it for a pack of cigarettes desu.
you never said where or how hard i'd just step on it's tail. thanks for the 18b
>>29005621
>tfw no under-privileged scared wan wan to take care of and love and let him be happy
>>29005693
>>29005729
No, I randomly came to think about this the other day, and I am very curious what people answer.
>>29004948
Yep. Even though we're stewards of the earth n shiet I could live without financial worry ever again. and after that I'd donate a shit ton to animal preservation organizations, and churches.
>>29004948
How about 100 bucks
Yes.
$18,000,000,000 is more than enough to then cover the vet fees to fix the puppy after I step on it and any lawsuit for stepping on the puppy, with tons of money left over.
Whoever made this question lacks an understanding of just how big the number 18,000,000,000 is.
I'd never do that for any amount of money. I accidentally stepped on a kitten when I was a kid and wanted to kill myself because of it at the time. Even thinking about is still painful and I'm a grown man now.
I step on my puppy all the time on accident
>>29005644
B-b-but I'm not black....
>>29005649
I'd do both of those for free, would kill the dog only for at least ten thousand dollars.
>>29006083
kek that's funny, I think I abused a kitten as a child. Held it up by it's tail and spinned it around before throwing it a few meters, was pretty kek.
>>29004948
Honestly idk. I'd like to think I would but I feel like I couldn't do it. Like the puppy would come up and lick me and it would be over. I'm being serious when I say this, id feel way better killing a human.
>>29004948
yes
oreganoharambe
>>29006324
This honestly, I used to think I was a psycho but realised I must feel empathy, just not very well with people. I love dogs.
>>29004948
I'd step on it's entire bloodline, skull fuck every single corpse, and gas the Jews for 1000.
>>29004948
I'd do way worse than step on a dog to get 18 billion. Shit if I wasn't going to get caught I'd murder 100 people for that much.
>>29005649
If its just the mother then I'd do it for $2500. $1500 extra for each of the kids.
$1500 for the engineering student.
>>29006426
Is this you by any chance?
I wouldn't if I isn't need surgery to look normal. But yeah, I'd probably cry for a long time afterwards and donate a lot of it to the ASPCA.
>>29007439
Is every post you make going to be about you and your tranny problems?
fucking tripfags i swear
>>29004948
Yes
(original senpai)
>>29005649
Zero dollars tbqh.
