Should I order a Russian/Eastern Euro wife? Long story short
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Should I order a Russian/Eastern Euro wife?
Long story short I am 29 this month, virgin, live with my parents and work at a supermarket.
I am not really upset about this but I would like someone to cook better dinners for me as my Mum isn't very adventureous or imaginative in the kitchen.
She would also have to be hygenic and most of all not crass or vulgar.
She would live with me in my room in Mum and Dad's house.
Mum and Dad would also help with money etc.
Pros? Cons?
Eastern Europen pussy stinks. No exceptions. It smells like doo doo and farts. No amount of hygiene can help.
Virgin at 29? Does prostitution not exist where you live?
>>29004625
Hmmm, I was concerned about that.
>>29004644
Yes, it exists but it is illegal. As I said it dosen't really bother me. I'm not risking getting into legal trouble just for it.
>>29004558
>Mum
Lol, she will be out the door living off benefits in no time lad
Try being American next time
>>29004558
>You're mine
>I'm yours
Thanks op, I kek'd
>>29004939
Are you still keking now?
>>29004958
I think it's been confirmed to be fake.
The girl in the pic also has a bf.
Women are literally living the life on ez mode.
>>29005021
Prove she has a bf or fuck off
>>29005042
I think I saw a pic on /int/ where she was together with an ugly dude. They looked happy together.
I don't have it saved though, but it exists.
>>29005063
I CAN'T SEE ME EATING THINGS THAT ARE NOT POO
FOR ALL MY LIFE
WHEN I'M EATING NOTHING BUT SUCCULENT POO
FOR ALL MY LIFE