commit any crimes lately?
last night i ran a car off the road because they honked at me and flipped me off. i gave him a nudge and he went into a full spin. i dont know if hes a bad driver and didnt know what to do, or if i actually fucked his shit up he couldnt recover
>my face when it was both
>his face when he coulda stayed on the road
>>29003656
I closed a door that was labled "do not close". Was p cool
>>29003656
Jesus anon are you seriously this savage
Very probably not
I require a picture of the dent in your car with timestamp
I do and sell drugs
>>29003946
no dent. i sped up pushing him from behind, on the right tail light.
>>29003833
DIABOLICAL
(original comment)
I downloaded some anime this morning
>>29003656
>posting your felonies on the internet
seems like a bad idea desu
>get caught shoplifting
>judge says community service
>go to salvation army
>steal form from them
>"anon did the thing" -signed
>take it to the judge
>charges completely dismissed
haha get fucked idiots
you can't make me work
>>29006035
That's a way to do it, good job. A+ for creativity, fuck those cretins
>>29006035
Proof?
oriigianele
>go to top floor of elevator
>press all the button going down
>leave a little "present" in the elevator
>get off elevator
