Payday, motherfuckers!
Post those balances ITT
Help I'm hungry my feet are cold.
>>29003298
I have 0.56 in my account until Tuesday, I was meant to get $10 for a returned car part I didn't need, but they had to refund it to car and It won't appear until next week.
How much of that $36,204 was fresh from today's payday?
>>29003877
about $2,200 of it.
Is there any way to give people money of the internet anonymously?
I know you can do paypal-to-paypal, but then the other person will see my email address and name and stuff. They could probably track me with that.
I guess you could use bitcoins, but that's a lot of work. I have to jump through so many hoops just to get any cryptocurrency, and I always lose some of my real money to fees in the process.
>>29003961
money over the internet*
>>29003961
you can link a 2nd email to your main paypal account, ad they'll see that rather than your main one. That's what I do.
You only see their email and name, so if you use a throwaway second email, they'll only see your name
>>29003961
help me anon
tirian90 @gmail.com
>>29003298
Similar balance here. I feel like we should be investing this dosh OP.
and i live in one of the most expensive cities on earth
hooray
>>29004536
Yeah but I have no idea what to invest it in and I don't want to give it to some stockbroker.
poorfag here. I brought /r9k/ the joys of 120 rare Elliots, Elliot's birth certificate and Harold Shipman memes.
If anyone feels like donating to a poor anon, paypal address is in the name field.
I did once donate $20 to a poor anon in January
>>29004505
>>29004591
pls T.T
I can be your friend or do some programming for you
but I need to eat
Got paid a week ago. Paid off the remaining 500 onmy mother's funeral billtoday.
The extra 500 in the available balance is my overdraft.
Feels comfortable man.
>it's another "pathetically beg for money from anonymous strangers instead of finding a job and not wasting your time on 4chan" episode
>>29003961
Some Bitcoin exchanges have gotten pretty damn good in the past few years. For instance if you're in the UK and have a Visa debit card that uses the "Verified by Visa" thing you can buy Bitcoin instantly from Coinbase.
>>29004640
i was looking at this earlier no idea whether its a scam or not
http://traditionalinvest.com/investment-opportunity/?gclid=CjwKEAjwsr-6BRCLvrj785rbhTsSJADjUxakASDWoG0BoVQMShAhOPXpkdKjkjGZV394y8VbT31rchoCglzw_wcB
>>29004764
if you're not sure, then prob it is
>>29003298
my mother is paying out my good boy points today
does that count?
>>29004764
that looks sketchy. if you're interested in investment I would look at Acorns
>>29003298
According to my balance I have 5.26 pounds sterling
Good job OP. Keep it up and keep saving that hard earned cash!
NEET fags will never know that feel of a massive secure bank account with which they could do anything.
I payed rent for this month. so thats good :^)
>>29003298
$405
At least my bills are paid for the month.
I saved enough to pay my bills for a year, can I quit my job now?
>>29003298
>$912.18
KEK MY SHIT UP!
FUCK MY BITCH UP!
I can post my debt
>>29004903
Only when you have enough to pay for 20 years of living expenses can you retire.
>>29004937
post it
>tfw fell for the college meme
>tfw my net worth is somewhere around -$35,000.00
shoulda gone to trade school tbqh
>>29004988
art school?
Checking: $2700
Savings: $5300
IRA: $2000
Debt: $4000
6k in net worth is nice.
525.67
Gotta pay 475 towards bills and i have no food besides ramenand rice andapples and i smoke and drink heavily. Dont know what im gonna do...
>>29005049
Just got paid last night btw... Im super fucked. I wanna die.
huehuehue i done it
>>29005037
>Having that much in checking
>>29003298
what kind of work do you do ?
is that from 1 month ?
>>29005101
Uhoh! Nice dude
>>29005107
Im a pleb with 10x that in checking
Didn't spend anything in the last 3 months.
>>29005566
Tfw niekolko tisic v dlhoch
Naco vobec zit desu
23 year old uni student
+$60 in adsense account im trying to grow into something
>>29003920
What's your job familia?
>EUR 18165.70
Had it worse, much worse
if Mr. Shekelstein would stop riding my cock with taxes and letting loose his cronies to collect extortion, this number could be significantly higher.
ITT: inspect element
gbp
it depresses me a lot because i earn decent money but i dont do anything useful with it i make it about 2 weeks before its all gone and im on the breadline again
also i cant seem to stop paying for dommes which has its associated financial stresses
saving for a new car atm
>>29005968
>also i cant seem to stop paying for dommes which has its associated financial stresses
Being a robot is struggling isn't it
>>29006044
outwardly people think you are a normie if you dress well, have a good job, are in decent physical shape and have nice things
keeping that facade up is stressful as fuck
savings: $5,400
checking: $1,003
backup savings: $20,000
401k: ~$45,000
IRA: ~$25,000
Cash hidden in bedroom: $5,000
But I've been hemorrhaging money to personal trainers, music lessons, art, Time Warner Cable, and cocaine.
Got around 12,000 USD in my account
Have another 10,000 - 12,000 in stocks + an owned apartment too though
$7k in savings, about $200 in checking
I used to have a lot more munies but life happened. Fortunately I have no debt.
I got all of this money from boosting kids on league of legends
canadian dollaroos
>>29006510
So like 50 real dollars?
>>29006445
What kind of made up, not real, barbie dreamhouse currency is that if you don't mind me asking?
>>29006445
>$7.39USD
>All of this money
>All of this
>All of
>All
>>29006589
Israeli Shekel
Will have $350 usd in checking after I pay my rent.
Only $2250 in savings
>tfw $9000-$10000 wrapped up in firearms and ammo I could sell off if needed
>>29006589
S-Shekels...
>>29006598
Hey playing video games while getting paid is pretty nice
>$310 in my dresser
>$270 on Paypal
>A little over $1000 in the bank
I'm doing okay for a broke collegefag.
>>29006639
Wait Isreali monies is actually called sheckels? I thought that was just a meme..
>>29006686
Israelis do use Shekels, it used to be a unit of weight too, if I recall correctly.
>>29003298
Tomorrow evening it will be 230 Euro less because of rent.
tfw you'll never know the feel of receiving thousands of dollars.
The most I've ever received is $20 from relatives, my goal in life is to at least make $500 a month but its so fucking hard.
>>29003298
$6600 in the bank and it's getting bigger every month. Never worked a day in my life. The NEET life is pretty good tbqh
I literally have no money. I'm a collegecuck and use the little amount of money I receive from my parents to buy alcohol when I can, I've never made my own money.
How do you faggots do it and why do you think you're still robots ? You're not, you make your own money, you've transcended the robot condition and are now an incomplete normie. Get the fuck out of my board, REEEEEEE
>>29003298
time to spend it all on alcohol so you can drown your wagecuck sorrows for the two days you actually have the chance to think about your life
Should I buy a car or wait a little longer?
>>29006893
I've been on /r9k/ almost the entire day while these data sets are being processed.
Don't tell me I'm not a robot just because I get paid.
>>29003298
>$36000
How can I be as rich as you?
I get paid $840 a month
>have been basically broke for almost a year
>finally got a second job
>$98 in the bank
>some cash in my wallet
I'm still poor by most standards, but it feels good.
I just started doing programming work for my old employer at $135 an hour from home.
Why would you want to be NEET? Is it because it's the only thing you know?
>>29006951
>5k
>asking if he should buy a car
Less than $50 in the bank and like 3 dollars in my wallet. I have a shit full-time job but after bills and food I am left with literally nothing. I can't save to move so I'll be stuck here until I kill myself.
>less than $20 in bank account
>$30 cash in wallet
>need $2,000 to visit Japanese qt
Gib monies or I report u.
>>29006951
I mean, you could buy a craigslist shitbox with that money
I accidentally got drunk and bought a $1300 bike and $600 of animes. I am really worried now.
>>29006976
You literally aren't a robot if you have income that doesn't come from your parents.
>>29007313
>poorfag
>thinking
El oh el
Fuck off I dont even have enough money to buy Overwatch.
food and rent is gud
I've also got 20 in cash
>>29007136
>>29007256
Oh, I guess I'll wait then
>tfw payday for shitty retail job is next thursday
>tfw started working right as payroll was started so had to wait 3 weeks to get paid
I WANT MY MONEYYYY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Been applying to jobs for the past week
>no responses
I am doomed, I am never going to get a job. I will never know what it feels like to make my own money.
>tfw recently applied to a Vietnamese restaurant I'm a regular to
>tfw it's just a few blocks from my place
>tfw it's small and quiet
just let me have this job please
>>29007929
You need to call in and/or talk to a manager, a lot of places require you to take on-site assessments and the like.
>>29003961
No. Money laundering reasons.
>>29006510
Shouldn't you keep your money in your savings account rather than the chequing one?
>>29007819
This same thing happened to me, except it got worse.
I quit the job. The check got lost in the mail for two fucking weeks. Then, when they finally reissused another one (I missed two fucking pay periods), they wrote the check to me in the wrong fucking name, and gave me waaay less money then I deserved. That was last night. I'm about to go in and have an autism attack on them.
>>29008457
Do not give me this paranoia anon
Checking: $50,000
Savings: $960,000
>>29008506
what do you do, m7
awdawdzsd
I worked quite hard
>>29008567
Lies about money on the internet? Until he posts proof he's just an attention whore. No better than a roastie.
>23
>12k 401k
>8k mutual funds
>22k checking/savings
like $5 in my wallet and $1 in my checking account because I blew it all on new clothes and now I'm homeless.
feels bad man.
>>29005895
Fucking this famalami
>>29008772
>69
>6gorillion in 420k
>80,000 shekels in hedge funds
>666,666 pesos in savings
>>29009204
I'm not lying though, living at home is GOAT uezs. Enjoy paying a kike rent.
>>29008567
I own a business and my family gave me a lot of money.
>>29008720
Stay mad poorfag.
>>29010057
Proof or gtfo roastier-tier fag
>being legally employed
>having a bank account
I am literally LMAOing @ you're entire fucking life.
>>29006842
how many neetbux a month?
>>29003298
hahaha oh yeah fucking forget that im here
>>29003298
Just bought clothes and OverwatchStill need to pay off a speeding ticket.
>>29010729
forgot pic
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