guys please help i can't stop sniffing my older brother's underwearhe's 25 and is a NEET but a redditor one
i can't take it anymore how can i make him fall in love with me?
>>29001920
where do you live? originally of course
>>29001920
Are you girl or guy originL
>>29002302
It's probably a guy senpai
Girls don't feel this kind of physical lust
>>29002302
>>29002309
to your surprise i actually am a girl. i think i've been corrupted by animei've been watching it since i was 8and ever since i've watched incest anime or hentai i've been having feelings for my older brother.
>>29002263
england, unironically
>>29002361
Proof this is BS
>tfw late night sucking the musky juices and (hopefully) cum from my older brothers underwear
>Almost gagging myself with it while I masturbate
If I got caught....holy shit I'd be fucked
But I know your pain OP
Ya'II need Jesus.
>>29002361
Spend more time together.
>>29002361
Lol, I am calling bullshit. 1. There are no girls on the Internet, 2. even if (which has to be proven by timestamped tiddies), they dont display the most common hentai fantasy. Who are you trying to fool, Anon?
>>29002361
Get all touchy and rub your breast on him and stuff. He'll eventually get your message and hopefully give you the D.
>>29002468
how can i do this without being too obvious?
>>29001920
Bullshit
Need at least 2 things for proof
>Tits, pussy, or face
>Timestamp
>>29002499
This! If you are the person you claim to be, that is the way to go.
???whats wrong with doing it like they do in your animes. just walk in on him and start removing your clothes
>>29002517
Any important events close by? If not make something up.
>>29002571
not really
but sometimes our parents leave and he plays video gamei suck at vidya but i wonder if i should ask if i can join
he's an overwatchfag
>>29002548
i'll get banned, so just assume this is real and give me advice. does it matter if i'm bullshitting?
>>29002607
Watch him play Overwatch, talk about how bad Tracer's accent is.
Then move up to sitting in his lap while he plays. Not in the same session of course
>>29001920
Literally force him to creampie your boipussy.
>>29002607
>i'll get banned, so just assume this is real and give me advice. does it matter if i'm bullshitting?
>Confirmed liar
>Confirmed doesn't even know rules
Unless you're openly admitting you're underage you're not going to get banned. Now shut up and timestamp
>>29002607
You won't get banned.
Write r9k on your thigh next to your dripping pussy.
You can just pretend I'm your older brother alright?
You're just getting high off male pheromones
Literally just get a BF and you'll be doing the same shit
>>29002607
You won't get banned and we all need proof
>>29001920
My younger sister had a crush on me.
It's weird. For everyone.
Do yourself a favour and let it go before you ruin your relationship with him. Family are different from crushes. They'll always be there, so don't do things to alienate them.
>>29002712
>just get a BF
it isn't the same. i don't get the adrenaline rush i do because i know it's wrong and that makes it better.
>>29002736
i wish i could. will i get in trouble if i tell my therapist?
>>29002607
Dress up like a character in his games.
>OP straight up ignoring proof requests
Fake and gay
Move along people only dissatisfaction here
>>29002712
This tbqh
I sometimes ask my bf to wear a shirt to bed for a few days and then I get to have it.
It smells like hin
>>29002769
all of my brother's friends seem like they'd go on this board for the memes
i won't post my privates because those are for someone i love (if i can get over my brother) and my face, well i'll be screwed if i get recognized
>>29002831
POST TIMESTAMPED TAMPONS
>>29002831
Post a picture of your brother lol
>>29002762
Probably not, but I dunno.
Mentally break up with him. You don't have to cut contact or be a bitch, all you need to do is give up this fantasy of a sexual relationship with him. Your brother doesn't want to have sex with you, and never will. There is no going around this
Cosplay as tracer
>>29002843
ALSO INCLUDE HAND AND ARM IN TIMESTAMP
I really want to just drown in musky smell. Unwashed underwear of the dirtiest guys who just jack off and let it settle in there. I want have my face pressed to a pair of white briefs that are yellowing from just how much muck he leaves on himself and how much he jacks off.
>>29002903
Why are these posts always dudes?
Why can't girls ever feel this level of physical attraction and desire?
>>29002361
Holy shit where in England? Met a Welsh woman who had the same desires funnily enough
>>29002938
Wonder this too. Men can get off to the weirdest shit while women just fantasize about being ravished by a tall dark stranger.
>>29002998
Men are just better at being lewd, slutty women
>>29003024
Fuck why is this true?
The best female characters are always written by men
>>29002903
>I want have my face pressed to a pair of white briefs that are yellowing from just how much muck he leaves on himself and how much he jacks off
>>29002938
Sorry, wish I could tell you I was a girl. Can I at least be proud that you refer to it as "this level"? Because I love that musky dirty smell so much and the idea that other people think I'm at such a strong level of attracted to dirty men makes it even hotter.
Also I'm sure there are chicks who are into it, but there are tons of factors that make them hard to find, and even then, finding one that isn't insane or ugly is even harder. If you REALLY want a girl with niche fetish there are probably fetish chat sites you can try out and require proof of their gender, but don't expect immediate results.
Now please tell me how musky you are.
>>29003165
>tfw musk that smells a little like a less sweet palm sugar
>>29003165
I havent showered for a few days, nor changed underwear. There's almost always a nice, physically layer of dick sweat on me. I sometimes get ready hard, get my underwear all wet with pre, but never actually cum. So my underwear is basically stained with precum at this point.
>>29001920
trap thread STFU.
>>29003295
Sounds like my dream come true. What color are they? How off-color are they, are they darker or more yellow where the sweat is? How about pubes?
>>29002361
>to your surprise i actually am a girl
Haha, silly anon, just because you say you're a girl doesn't mean you are one!
>>29003389
Black with off white coloring from where I get precum on them. Like I said, it's kinda hot to get all stiff and bothered and squirm around, leaking pre everywhere and staining my underwear. It's actually pretty damp where my sweat soaks through
Haven't trimmed my pubes in awhile, so there's usually a layer of funk there too.
>>29003739
>tfw literally never once trimmed or shaved my pubes
>tfw frequently get hard and leak a bit
>>29003804
>When you run your finger between the base of your dick and your balls and wipe up the accumulated sweat and give a sniff
Hnnnggggggg
>>29003826
Gross, I never smell my own dicksweat intentionally.
>tfw im so musky my balls and butt are smelly again 2 hours after a shower
>tfw i work a sweaty, physical job so when i get home and sit down it's like im in a bubble of my own lewd scents
>>29003739
I would literally beg just to have you press my face against that area of pure manliness. Please tell me more. How dirty are they round the back? Are you fat?
OP here
i just looked at his history and the porn he watches are of hispanic girls
i look nothing like them
i don't think he could ever love me
>>29004001
That's pretty damn lewd, anon. I don't know, they get really damp and wet throughout the day. Accumulated sweat and precum and sometimes with jizz. Like I'll let my hand rest down there, and not is it physically hot to the touch, but also like wet with juices. Would love to have a gf who would huff my undies and suck my sweaty nuts through the fabric.
No, I'm pretty clean around the ass. I try to be at least
Not fat, sorry.
>>29004112
If I could be your gf I'd be under your table, my face pressed to your crotch and sweaty underwear any time I'm not busy. And every time I do your laundry I'd set one aside to spend hours cleaning it personallly with my tongue. You'd be able to get your way at any time by just grabbing my hair, forcing my head down to crotch level, lowering your pants and rubbing those undies on my face.
Your hairy sweaty balls are so manly.
>>29004235
Reading this has given me more of a boner than what op posted.
>>29004074
>implying the subject of porn is the only thing a guy can love
I've literally jacked it to exclusively black girls the past few days. Does that mean I can only love black girls? Hell no.
>>29004235
Welp, now I gotta go fap thinking of making a girl tongue wash my sweaty, musky crotch and underwear.
>>29004400
Same desu but I'm gonna blow my load in my underwear out of respect for that lewd anons underwear fetish
/a/ does these threads better, why does /r9k/ always turn into /r9gay/?
The faggot agenda has really got to you guys.
>>29002361
or since you are from england you can just be my gf right? then you can sniff whatever you want
>>29005491
i sucked my dick a few times
im not gay tho
Op, what's your skype? I want to talk to you
>>29001920
Well if he's a redditeur then he's already gay so that's covered. Now you just need to hold him down and stimulate his prostate until he realizes that you're the love of his life.
>>29005743
but would it be gay for another robot to suck it?
>>29005491
>/r9gay/
G O O D S H I T
>>29005902
i dont know, do you think it would?
>>29006459
n-not if you close your eyes...
