>a multi millionaire basketball player, yet he settled for ye plain black girl
You're fucked, robots. Enjoy a life of complete loneliness
>>29001123
They honestly look like a sweet well put together family
I could only hope to have something similar to happen to me.
>>29001123
Most pro athletes marry homely looking women because they'll take care of the kids and look the other way when the athlete cheats.
I guarantee you LeBron is getting plenty of ass on the side.
>>29001144
>being this beta
No wonder you're on /r9k/
>>29001250
Or maybe because he's a good guy and married a girl he loved instead of a whore. Stop projecting what YOU would do onto him.
>>29001276
You're here too fucking normie
I don't have a nigger family. Therefore I'm objectively better than Lebron
>>29001123
Those she have a booty though?
also
>homely
shes like a 6.5/10 and isnt wearing any makeup
the brotier dudes in sports will usually stick with their highschool sweethearts because of dat loyalty.
think about it, when you start getting paychecks, you really start thinking about who is trustworthy and you don't want to stress over trust while you're touring.
marrying a homely woman is lockdown status because you are like a God for her.
>>29001285
>being this naive
Let me just throw mountains of willing pussy at you and see how disciplined you are then
>>29001123
"James proposed to Savannah Brinson, his high school sweetheart, on December 31, 2011 at a party celebrating New Year's Eve and his 27th birthday. The two were married on September 14, 2013 in San Diego. Together, they have three children: LeBron James Jr. (born October 6, 2004), Bryce Maximus James (born June 14, 2007), and Zhuri James."
"James is considered by many, including his fellow players, to be the face of the NBA."
pretty obvious why he in particular is married to her
>had kids long before marriage
>most popular player in the NBA at the moment
>>29001123
Implying bron doesn't have sides pieces
>>29001123
A nigger who stuck with his own kind. Good for him.
>>29001123
They probably have a one sided open relationship. Although lebron is a pretty stand-up guy. So I wouldn't be surprised if they really were monogamous.
>>29001250
>look the other way when the athlete cheats.
thats bullshit she would be taking his ass to court and filing a divorce to win half his money if that happened. just like tiger woods.
You pretty much have to marry your hs sweat heart in his situation. You have two choices if marriage is you end game.
>marry the girl who was with you when all you had was potential and empty pockets
>find that trophy wife who is only there for alpha bucks
It's a no brainer imo.
>>29001883
But LeBron was a prodigy who was nationally famous in high school and skipped college
>>29001766
Tiger's wife wasn't homely. She was a 10/10 Swedish nanny who could get whatever guy she wanted. Tiger didn't tell her beforehand that infidelity was part of the arrangement.
Have you never heard the tales of how Michael Jordan would fuck strippers and porn stars? Juanita looked the other way for years because MJ was her gravy train.
>>29001934
I know, that is why he only had the two options. Most people have the third choice of finding someone before you've shown potential or have money. At least she was there during the come up.
>>29001495
>"James is considered by many, including his fellow players, to be the face of the NBA."
How old is that article? No mention of curry being better than him
>>29003172
I just pulled the info from wikipedia
>>29001123
He's gonna be a billionaire before he retires
>>29001285
God u sound like my wife....pls go to Pinterest
>>29001495
>>most popular player in the NBA at the moment
That would be Steph Curry
>>29003504
He's gonna get a lot of consolation money for losing in the Finals again
How could this guy be happy?
Look at how subhuman his wife and kids are
>>29003556
>How could this guy be happy?
He has more money than God and all he does is play a children's game
>>29003546
Ye already said it
>Nike gave LeBron a billi not to run away
His deal with is worth over a billion, plus bonuses from his NBA salary and playoff/final bonuses
>>29003556
his sons are actually good looking, wife is fuggor though
>>29003546
this series feels fixed and i'm not really a skeptic like that.
I could be projecting like some other anon mentioned but If I was rich, I'd rather settle down with an average woman who I could keep in my orbit by status alone. Women only care about status anyway, and having a woman on your level means more work keeping her loyal. What if you have an off year or are not as popular anymore? You'll make less money and the high tier woman will leave you.
The only athlete I can think of with a hot wife is Tom Brady.
But his wife makes more money than him lol
>LeBeta will lose another NBA finals
>>29001123
He's a nigger. He chose well. That's what good negroes do, keep to themselves.
>>29003556
the fact that that is an intact nuclear family is already raising eyebrows
of course there has to be pressure on him from the suits to keep it that way for PR purposes but good for him
>>29003624
The white athletes tend to have better looking wives and girlfriends than the black ones. Hockey players always have hotter girlfriends than basketball players despite the fact they make less
>>29003628
>LelBron will lose another ring to the light skin fuccboi
It's hilarious how much you guys hate Lebron as you wallow and wither in your own self pity and despair on this board every day. Lebron is GOAT
>>29003708
Michael Jordan is the GOAT, Kareem close second
>>29003543
More like the biggest meme in the NBA
>>29003719
Stardestroyer
>>29003738
His jersey has been outselling Lebron's two years straight, James has been eclipsed
Lebron's the greatest beta ever. I refuse to believe he's happy with these bunch of niggers
>>29001988
Tigers wife was also a loaded heiress to a billionaires fortune, and he fucked himself with that, because she's richer than he is.
>>29003794
I would never marry a black girl, what is he doing?
>>29003794
he definitely is insecure, as evidenced by him throwing shade at steph curry when he won the mvp this year and lebron's receding hairline that he tries to cover up with hair plugs or whatever. he's secretly suffering and will even more when his healthy cavs team still cant beat the warriors
He should have married a beautiful white women so that he could end up killing her during an argument or getting divorced
>being this mad at another mans happiness
>>29003924
He can through that shade, though. As great as steph is, his team is deep as fuck, and they don't rely on him, like the cavs do lj. Steph has a bad night, three other team mates beast out. Lj has a bad night his team losses. Mvp is a popularity contest, when it used to be about being that guy on your team.
>>29004056
>when it used to be about being that guy on your team.
You know Jordan's team was one play away from making the Finals and won 56 games when he went to play baseball, right?
That's before Dennis Rodman became a Bull. Jordan has 5 MVPs, who started this meme that Lebron James was playing on a terrible Heat team when he won MVP or Jordan on bad Bulls teams?
>>29004094
Not to mention Shaq, Tim Duncan and Derrick Rose won MVPs on stacked teams. This whole notion that you have to be on an Allen Iverson 76ers type team to win MVP is odd to me given that people rarely ever do it.
>>29001123
He did exactly what a black man should do. Fuck hundreds of white women to spread his STD's, get as many of them pregnant as he can(though rich blacks may not want to do this), and then marry a beautiful black woman. The only family a man has is a woman he accepts as a wife. All the single mothers are not family, they are trash.
>>29001123
I have a friend that is a small-time NBA player. He's basically a professional benchwarmer for the Mavericks. He tells me stories about how almost every basketball player plows hundreds of women of every race every year. After every game, they have areas where they meet women that specifically go to the games to get fucked by the players. Every city, every game. The players just scan the crowds for women and pick them up after the games, usually three women at a time. Even the benchwarmers get women. So it's mostly black guys fucking hundreds of women. Nasty as fuck tbqh
>>29004094
Don't even get me started on Jordan. I shouldn't have said used to, though because it's off and on been that way since the start.
It ain't really about how trash the rest of your team is, just the difference with you on or off the court. LeBron's heat teams were never bad(or jordans), just without him they weren't championship caliber teams. Steph on the other hand(as good as he is) can sit out the finals and they'd still have a chance.
>>29004219
Meant to add that some players check the age of consent laws in the states they go to so that if they can fuck 15 and 16 year olds legally, they will.
>>29004219
>I have a friend that is a small-time NBA player
This doesn't really exist, NBA rosters are at most 15 people but go down to as little as 12
http://basketball.realgm.com/nba/teams/Dallas-Mavericks/6/depth-charts#google_immersive
All these guys are well known players who receive regular playing time.
This would be a more convincing lie if you were talking about the NFL or MLB
>>29004292
Basketball is a product at the end of the day. D-Wade won a title without Bosh or Lebron, with Shaq, Mourning and J-will all outside of their primes. Bosh and Wade were most certainly contenders for a title in the eastern conference without Lebron at the time he won multiple MVPs in Miami
Same goes for Lebron's current day super team.
>>29004307
I'm not going to tell you who he is, but he's probably the mos unknown player on the team. I know him because his uncle isdating my mom :'(
What if she's got a really good personality?
>>29004366
http://www.foxsports.com/nba/dallas-mavericks-team-depth-chart
There's literally nobody on this 12 man team that matches your description, probably because it's a made up story. David Lee doesn't play a lot of minutes, but he also just won a ring and has put up 20ppg in a season.
Why you lying?
>>29004219
Nice made up story there fuck face
>>29004445
I'm not lying my friend.
I also don't watch basketball.
>>29004484
>made up
It's not. Not every player does it, that was an exaggeration, but plenty of players do it.
Not sure why you guys would even claim in lying when /r9k/ memes regular chads fuck hundreds of women while being no name fuckboys.
>>29004542
the only thing players do after the game is put their feet into buckets of cold water and ice on their knees and get massages from some greasy old men you nigger stop pretending like you know anything
>>29004542
My friend I'm telling you your story isn't plausible, and comes off as a joke because you don't understand basketball, there's no professional bench warmers on a roster of 12 people.
There's no player matching the description you provided.
>>29004360
They would have definitely been a playoff team(probably a conference title in the weak east), no doubt, I'm not denying that, but not a championship contender. He was exactly what they needed to put them over. That is the very definition of a mvp.
>>29004141
>Bulls
>stacked
something does not compute.
>>29004693
They play in the East. Dwayne Wade and Bosh couldn't have gotten through a Rose-less Bulls or Paul George's Pacers? The very old and later dismembered Celtics? The embarrassing Nets? They'd be in the Finals regardless, their biggest competition would be Lebron on the Cavs himself if he stayed home
>>29004767
Meant for
>>29004628
And by definition a championship contender is a team competing in the Finals for a title. Wade beat the Mavericks by himself back in the day, Lebron got locked down in 2011 and as a result the Heat lost in the Finals. They could have got at least one
>>29004569
Why do you think I'm talking about literally right after the game?
>>29004624
I'm not saying he's a real benchwarmer, I'm saying he's a lesser know small time player.
>>29001123
which one of those will grow up to be Balthios James?
>>29003624
Marko Jaric was married to Adriana Lima
>>29004767
I'm agreeing with you there but who in there right mind would bet on them against any west coast team at the time without LeBron. Throw LeBron into the equation and now you're favorites. That's what being valuable is. Golden state doesn't even play by those rules, it's all strength in numbers, and next man up. Their bench scores more on average than a lot of teams starting five. I'm not even saying Steph shouldn't have gotten it, just LeBron has a dog in that fight.
>>29003642
>the fact that that is an intact nuclear family is already raising eyebrows
>America has become this cucked
>>29001123
>implying he doesn't have a gf in every city he plays in
>>29004805
Your right by definition, but in reality a LeBron less heat would have been swept by any of the top four western teams then.
I dunno about you guys but I actually think she's pretty hot.
>>29004893
You're fucking full of shit neck yourself
>>29005191
>random no name Chad's get hundreds of women - you everyday on /r9k/
>rich athletes don't plow hundreds of women -you now
Only neck needing a swipe is yours.
>>29001475
That and you can't have prime athlete children with diluted genes
>>29005252
You mad dumb son. If they on the road, they leave immediately after a game if it's a back to back or the next game is far away
>>29005505
Poor little anon can't accept the truth. It's cute. They being women to the games and have them meet the team to impress them too. Are you upset?
>>29003172
>No mention of curry being better than him
kukking kek
>>29005093
She's not hot but definitely cute.
That's the kind of face I want to come home to and see a warm meal and hug waiting for me.
Not some bitch twig supermodel that will scream at me for not buying her a Bugatti
>>29001123
>implying a white women would give his sons BBC basketball genetics
Fuck off.
Everyone knows LeBron has god tier BBC basketball genetics.
Why would he waste them procreating with a white?
>>29006227
Because the best place player right now is half white
>>29006247
>best 3 point shooter right now is white
Fuck off. Whites were always the best 3 point shooters. Look up Kerr when he was with the Bulls.
Curry is nothing compared to LeBron.
>>29006394
>Using a 20 y.o. example
>>29006469
7/10 are white
1 is half white
So at least 7.5/10 are white which is 75%.
>>29004219
Hopefully they all spread STD superbugs and die horrible deaths
>>29003624
Tiger Woods used to before he fucked it up.
>>29006675
Curry is like 25% white
>>29001123
>posting the same thread on sp and r9k
who knows where else you posted this
curryfags are shook
>>29005679
this desu bloxfs
>>29007622
she's ugly as fuck mate
>>29001123
>lechoke
Curry's wife is hot as fuck and has a cooking show. Maybe post an alpha athlete rather than lelbron. Warriors in 4.
>>29007723
>ugly
That's top tier swedish meat right there anon. 8-9/10 easy
>>29007732
His wife is pretty ugly too imo, his mom on the other hand...
