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Enjoying my morning coffee on my front lawn & I just wanted to let everyone know
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You look sad or tired today
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>>28999217
Hey thats great man. Is it sunny over there? It has been raining here almost the whole day.
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>>28999217

nice chin lmfao
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>>28999217
"DON'T talk to me until I've had my morning coffee!!!!! xD"
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>>28999217

nice lookin neighborhood Donny
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>>28999228
That would be everyday, yes
>>28999238
Very sunny. Upper seventies. Beautiful day.
>>28999265
t. recessed chin mouthbreather
>>28999272
It is a nice area to live
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>>28999251
It really is quite nice.
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stop posting and go to a different website
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>>28999217
stay clear of the creeks donny, they're not safe
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I thought it was on your neighbors lawn, donatello?

What do you think of neets anyway?
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>>28999285

>not having a freakishly protuding chin
>must have a recessed chin lol :^)

your chin makes you look like a beta shiteater, as if the rest of your face didn't do that enough already.
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Facebook is the other way. Also even if you are wearing this cap ironically like that, it still looks fucking retarded.
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>>28999304
Okay, I will. Any recommendations?
>>28999306
If I don't watch over them, who will make sure youngsters don't get snatched up at night?
>>28999312
That was a few weeks ago. Like to switch up locations. Nothing against neets, they're mostly friendly people. Will be one soon myself.
>>28999344
Whatever you say, haha, I'm 6'6", in shape, with a very deep voice. Come at me.
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>>28999265
>"DON'T talk to me untiI I've had my morning coffee!!!!! xD"
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>>28999359
Shit, I thought it was hip. You've got to be pulling my chain.
>>28999367
Need an IV with a caffeine drip if you want to speak with me!!! xD
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>>28999366

must suck to be ugly
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>>28999410
Yeah, you got me. Holy shit, how will I recover?
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Do you live near water? Looks like a clearing behind you
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>>28999435
On a hill. I think what you see is the road. Can see NYC from across the street, beautiful at night.
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>>28999366
Oh, guess I haven't been keeping up with these threads then. Different timezones and such.

You're okay for a tripfag, I guess. At least as far as I've noticed. I'll be sure to tell you if you become shit.
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>>28999461
Thanks. You're okay for an anon. Just trying to spread the (You)s. Please let me know if I ever cross the shit boundary.

"yourbiggestfan" made this for me. I think he's trying to help me find a girlfriend? I look better with facial hair.
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>>28999367
I'm glad I made you laugh with my shitposting anon :^)
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>>28999285
At least he has a chin m8.
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Love to be alive. Happy all the time.
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>>28999366
>6'6"
That mug must be huge then. I'm only 6'4' and a regular coffee mug looks tiny in my hand. Just like my dick.
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>>28999485
You do look better with facial hair

Well, good luck with the job search, or not, depending on what you want
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>>28999618
One of my favorite mugs
>>28999633
Much obliged, hope you find what you're looking for
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I could love you, don don
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>>28999953
I could love you too, anon :^)
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>current year+1
>not drinking superior TEA

Stay mad coffecucks
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>>28999217
dik pix please?
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>>28999217
This guy is the worst type of normie please do not respond to him. He honestly spends his time doing this because he thinks he's better than you. He is a teenager who uses virgin teens to feel good about himself as a normie.

He believes in Objective Reality and reads Ayn Rand.
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>>28999535
Oh man that's great to hear. Need your dick sucked?

T.faggot
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>>29000096
Why not both? Variety is the spice of life.
>>29000232
Yes, coming right up
>>29000258
You sure you got the right guy? Everything you said there was wrong.
>>29000265
Yes. Please, service me. The favor will be reciprocated.
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>>28999217
here cums that coffy boiiiii... o shit whaddup
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>>28999217
At least you're better than the slew of other shitty trips we have at the moment. God, I miss the pre-2014 trip era.
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What's on your mind lately, Donny?
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>>28999217
you should work out more.
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i wish mods would ban tripfag attention whore threads
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>>28999217
Get a job asshole
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>>28999366

>will be one soon myself

You mean you're graduating from high school
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>>29001689
Career prospects, human bonds, accidentalism, causal closure, antireductionism, epiphenomenalism.. So, not much. Trying to learn French. You?
>>29001706
We all should work out more. Daily.
>>29001725
Likewise. Why can't they ban everyone? We all deserve a release.
>>29001727
I will never -need- a job in my lifetime.
>>29001749
I've been out of high school for over a year.
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>>29000293
peasant tea selection
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>>29002060
There's a lot missing in the photo. Chamomile, earl grey, sleepytime stuff, british, etc. What are the patrician tea choices?
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>>28999485
I wish r9k bachelor was a real show. I want to be your gf orcatello. I really like that mug by the way, what brand of coffee do you prefer?
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>>28999217
Are you taking it without sugar and/or cream?
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>>29002116
Used to just have shitty instant as it was quicker and cheaper, now I make cafe bustelo in a coffee maker. Degen came up with that nickname over a year ago. Are you from the Kageshi?
>>29002154
Waited for the pot to get cold and took it black with ice.
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>>29001925

Oui oui baguette

I'm not thinking of anything substantial. Mainly wondering what the next big "happening" would even be. I should be trying to find more value in the world than random intervals of atrocities and suffering.

What careers are you looking at and what makes you say you don't need a job? What's your motivation for exploring careers?
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>>29002170
Nope I used to go on omegle a while back and talked with someone of the people from the old tiny chat
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>>28999410
He would be quite handsome if he buffed out
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>>29002116

Back off hoe he's mine
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>>29002183
Waiting for the next happening too. A lot of us are. Shameful to admit publicly, though. Motivation for exploring them is to gain some sense of fulfillment, of course. Don't want to waste away with simple stimuli and instant gratification from the computer for the rest of my life. Considering military & cyber security.
>>29002196
Interesting
>>29002197
Lost most of my muscle from losing 80+ lbs. A bit too slim now, hopefully we'll both be zyzz one day.
>>29002208
Who is this?
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>>29002287

This is your husband
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>>29002327
We're married? Did you drug me in Vegas and I don't remember it?
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>>29002436

Shh, don't ruin the moment
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>>29002453
Demanding answers, else I'll take a trip to the courthouse and file a divorce claim right now
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>>28999366
Don, WHEN are you going to post a full body pic?

Also, can you post another Vocaroo? Your voice is very deep.
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>>29002546
Vocaroo absolutely butcher's my mic's audio quality. Sorry about that.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1T4Ch1fnyTX

I have no one to take a photo of me. I will when I can.
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>>29002693
Your voice doesn't even sound real, in a good way.

And who do you live with? I assumed you lived with your mother or something.
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>>29002746
Live with a few people, but wouldn't be comfortable with handing one my phone and asking them to take an awkward photo out of the blue. The thought itself gives me hot flashes.
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>tfw no femanons would a samson
enjoy your coffee. I plan to drink some later, as I have to adjust my sleep schedule for work
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>>29002746
Best I can do for now. Mirror on wall by front door.
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>>29002847
I'd ask you to take a mirror selfie, but you really don't seem the type.
>>29002918
Where do you live, Samson? I saw you posting in the Bay Area birthday thread, do you live around there?

It'd be nice if you lived near me, Don is too far.
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>>28999217
>>28999677

I like your mug. Post more?
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>>29003057
OH you did it! Thank you, you're the best!
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>>29003057
god you're so fucking lanky and ugly.
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>>29002918
Thanks Samson, you too. Get on that grind for work. Don't want to be tired in the mornings, no do we? A nice cup of joe will help with that.
>>29003142
I try to switch up the mug I use every photo. Would like to collect different ones from far and wide. If I trade you to an anon, will you promise to come back a Gengar?
>>29003145
Anything for you.
>>29003272
Very true.
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>>29003292
So long as you promise you'll trade me back, it's a deal.
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>>29003581
I promise. Will even EV train you and give you a life orb before sending you back home.
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>>29003625
But home is with you, Don.
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>>29003057
oh orcatello, your hands are so huge you really are 6'6 aren't you? I would really like to go on a walk with you and maybe hold your big meaty hands
what's your penis like
are your hands sweaty or dry?
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A few months ago, Donatello said he would go to a concert with me. We bought tickets, and then the day of, he says he can't go because his mommy won't let him because it's snowing. I went alone. I was pissed, but got over it.

So then around two weeks ago, Donatello said he would go to a concert with me again. He asked me to buy him the ticket and he'd reimburse me irl. I said okay and I bought the tickets.

The day of, I dropped a tab of acid and I went to meet him at the time and place where we agreed. He wasn't answering my texts or calls. I went to the concert alone. I was the only one there by myself, everyone else was having fun and talking and getting drunk with their friends, and I was having a sad LSD trip in the corner.

I paid for his ticket. I had a tab of acid for him. All he had to do was show up. But it was too much to ask.

When the stimuli at the concert got too much for me, I left and went home. Around the time I get home, he gets online and says that he fell asleep. Doesn't even apologize.

This is who Donatello, aka Alexander is. Just another scumbag tripfag attention whore. I don't think he sees people other than himself as actual sentient beings.

Fucking cunt. Lick my nuts
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>>29003771
My sense of belonging is fleeting. Waiting on that day when I feel at home within the presence of another. Will it ever come? Or will our fates always be uncertain?
>>29003843
Yes. I'd like to walk with you too, though the prospect is next to homeless if you aren't near me. Hands are cold and dry.

>>29003945
Hey there, thanks for the false flag. Why do you leave info we discussed in private? Purposefully omitting information.
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>>29003981
Wow. That was really autistic.
Nevermind.

Dropped
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>>29004027
Haha! Carry on, little one
duh roppd
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>>28999217
Are you using any cream or sugar this time?
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>>28999217
Fuck off tomas the train
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>>29003981
go fuck yourself alex.

I was literally planning your murder in my head while I was tripping. Not in a joking matter, either. I had a smile on my face.
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>>29003981
It will be okay! If you ever need a shoulder to lean on, I will be here. We're all gonna make it, right...!

>>29004027
Please be nice!
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>>29003142
>haunter is now a trip
How's brazil bud? Still looking for them boipussy pics?
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>>29003292
Hey Don it is me again : )
It seems like more people are saying it now so I'll either have to disclose details about myself (not open to this as an anon) or be very particular about the wording.. in saying how cool and friendworthy you are. You just seem like the best kind of person to have righteous fun from even the simplest of things like walking/cruising around the neighborhood.

Sorry I have probably been missing some of your threads. A week or so ago I saw one made by some anon roleplaying that they were enamored with you (probably to spark annoyance in r9k against you). I hope you didnt think that was me, I like you a lot bro and I am here for these threads and any of the like that you make. Also yesterday I saw you in a hack blastard bday thread. Idk who he is but I guess your relationship with him is a facet of this trip persona you are cultivating. Further discussion isnt warranted unless you feel like giving a straight brief explanation on it (any obscure/ironic humor discluded pls).

Anyway I see you have decided to lose the trademark tinted lenses for this thread and I am very happy to see your face it was the first thing I noticed coming into the thread : )
No insult intended, it is clear you are squinting in the light a bit. The main thing that drew me to liking you and I might guess with others is your display of enjoyment of the outdoors. That has been lost on me as a change resistant NEET for whom even a shower is a tall order. It is inspiring to see the stereotype broken. So I would suggest maybe leaving them off and maintaining a good proportion of sunlight exposure to internet usage. That way you can never cross the threshold where you just never go out anymore.

I am gonna check out that posted vocaroo and perhaps some of your videos.

Waiting on that (You), and I hate that it is my idea but could you also ask something about me man. I get very little contact with others to which I can front about my situation these days.
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>>29004132
I don't know who you're talking about. Is there someone else named haunter? I'm not from Hueland or looking for boipussy.
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ayyy lmao how yall doin
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isn't this a KAWAII picture
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You look a lot like a cousin of mine.
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>>29004192
You sure? Looks like you got same anime pics that he had. Maybe you just have same name as that thirsty as fuck dude.
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how does a thread become this autistic and boring
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>>29004067
Black with ice.
>>29004085
Telling the conductor on you. You're in trouble.
>>29004086
Do you see how you appear as right now? You need serious help in your life.
>>29004114
Sure do hope so. We won't all make it, but some of us will get there.
>>29004143
Greetings, anon. I remember your writing style & snapchat photo. Hack is a friend, and today really is his birthday, so was just being friendly. A lot easier to meet people when you use a pseudonym on here. You're definitely right. Not used to the sun yet, but love the outdoors and trying to get out more. Need a balance in your life, everything in moderation. Takes tons of time to get used to leaving the house, and change is hard to manage once you've been stagnant for so long.
What do you want to do before you die? That's the best thing I can think to ask. Hope you're feeling alright otherwise.
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uguu~~~~ donatello-chan
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Donatello is probably one of those faggots that go on this board and don't also watch anime. I hate half-normies even more than full blown normies because at least full normies don't have any awareness of the shitty life they lead.
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>>29004295
I know where you live.
just remember that
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>>29004266
No, I don't think so. I hope I don't get associated with some creepy guy. :(

>>29004291
I'm having fun.
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>>29004229
>>29004242
>>29004303
(You), hot photos, got more?
>>29004252
You look like a sweetheart.
>>29004291
It's a marvel how any resemblance of conversation can be had on this website, right?
>>29004322
Last anime I watched in full was Angel Beats a while ago. Any recommendations? Could be a nice break from stalking the catalog.
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>>29004410
I always have more
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Looks good D. About to have a coffee myself.
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Your head is shaped like an acorn
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>>29004456
Please, keep them coming. I'm fully desensitized to all shock material, so it's welcome.
>>29004504
Eyyo. Those cups bring a lot of nostalgia. Good afternoon to you.
>>29004528
Can't change my genetics - this is my exact phenotype
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinaric_race
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>>29004410
Angel Beats was bretty good, made me feel. It really depends on what kind of stories you like as far as recommendations go.

>>29004504
Good morning, Pizza.
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>>29004559
Anything immersive that really involves the viewer in the storyline is always preferred. Everyone says Cowboy Bebop meets that criteria. It's all about the escapism.
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>>29004410
>Any recommendations?
Depends on what you like to watch, really hard to rec stuff without knowing (Angel Beats was shit by the way). Though I'll give some random recs anyway, but with descriptions so you know what kind of show you're getting into.

Relaxing show where pretty much nothing happens: Mushishi

Literally homosexual and political/mystery anime that is somehow pretty good: Shinsekai Yori

The ultimate sports anime with great characters/dialogue and directing: Ping Pong The Animation

Essential watch that everyone should see, I would be surprised if anyone on r9k hasn't at least seen some of it but I have know idea what you've seen so I'll rec it anyway: Cowboy Bebop (similar to it is Samurai Champloo)

Suspenseful gambling anime: Kaiji

Perverted gang member decides to become a teacher: Great Teacher Onizuka

Since you seemingly liked Angel Beats, Nagi no Asukara is another overly dramatic show except it's actually pretty good and well paced.

Relatable anime about a college student who always ends up regretting his decisions: The Tatami Galaxy

NEET and more depressing version of the one above: Welcome to the NHK

Basically about a high schooler who struggles to decide if he wants a normie lifestyle or not while solving a bunch of mysteries: Hyouka

I've already written way too much but I guess I'll just name the necessary popular ones to watch that everyone should see just to culture themselves at least: Neon Genesis Evangelion, Steins;Gate, Code Geass, Death Note, FLCL, Madoka Magica, Toppa Tengen Gurren Lagann, Psychopass, Clannad

Okay I'm fucking done now. A lot of these are entry level since I have no clue what you've seen.
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>>29003099
I do, in the east bay
where do you live?
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>>29004731
Thanks for all of these. Not too keen on what's considered worthwhile by longtime anime fanatics. I always use horriblesubs to download, is there a superior alternative?
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>>29004295
Before my disillusionment about girls, I was very intent on a couple's wilderness survival weekend. Use the same funding that would otherwise go to a 2 week vacation to take classes and travel to the right place. Of course we would have all the supplies with us to turn it into just regular camping if need be. But the attempt without that stuff is what would count, to me at least.

No matter how much humanity gets out of touch with nature, while we still havent broken free of our biology it would be nice to feel things come full circle and experience living off the land as did those thousands of years before us.

I mostly got the idea from Into the Wild, not going to lie.
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>>29004772
horriblesubs is good for airing anime and has a decent collection but a lot of those definitely won't be on there. I use mostly nyaa.se and animetosho.org.
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>>28999410
I don't get it. How does that prove he's ugly? Looks like a handsome guy to me no homo.
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>>28999285
Why do shit heads like you even exist? Wealthy, not bad looking, probably /soc/ tier garbage trip
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>>29004855
Uplifting film. I see where you're coming from. It would make you feel primal to your core while still being brought back to earth by your lover. Would love to do the same, one day. Once things are all figured out. But it can't ever happen if we don't make a change to the course of our lives and remain steadfast + dedicated throughout the entirety of the journey.
My Skype is oxenshire, first result
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>>29004866
Nyaa is a dependable one as well. Hm.. /a/ is so damn intimidating. Wonder if they realize how daunting they appear to outsiders.
>>29004916
They force me to play outside with the other slow children, so it's a given.
>>29004974
Why do any of us exist?
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hi alegsander from sobber

i see u lol i do
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>>29005150
C U 2
hi medicarted xx
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>>29005071
Yeah I wish /a/ would ease up as well. By the way all the shows I listed were 50 episodes long or less. If you're looking to getting into longer shows Hunter x Hunter and Legends of the Galactic Heroes are definitely the best shows with above 100 episodes. In general though I stay away from shows with 100+ episodes because most of them, while maybe not terrible, just aren't worth it.
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