>>28999167
Nothing, you're paying them to cut your hair.

>>28999167
you say
>JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

>>28999167
Shave it, completely.
Or leave a little bit on and go to the barber when you think you can walk the streets

>>28999174
Yeah but the barber will be thinking 'this fucking cunt hasnt had a haircut in a year or so' which upsets my inner autism. They will probably ask why its so long too

>>28999167
Just say that you work from home and that you've been buried in work for more than 6 months and hardly even left home in that time (if she/he asks any question that is). If not, just say, "It's been a while since I'v got a hair cut. I want it like this and that." Just make sure to wash your hair to comb it properly before you go.

put on a beanie, go to the next store, buy a hair trimmer, cut the hair yourself. Its literally this easy.

>>28999229
It's fine to not have an excuse. "It's been a while since I've had it cut, other things going on". As long as the barber does the job, who cares what they think.

Keep the hair and enter trapmode

>>28999270
Yeah true. I really want to develop a give no fucks attitude so I don't have to worry about stupid shit like this but it seems impossible in my head

Go to Reddit, yes I know.

Type in male haircut guide

The first couple of results are great.

Back in my younger days I would grow my hair out for a year or two until my mum would literally force me out of bed and throw me into the barbers on my own. I felt so out of my element every single time she did that shit. I would just tell the barber to do what he likes because I'm going to grow it back out anyway.

>>28999295
yeah, I can be like this too. I find it easier if I have a think about the assumptions underlying why I am thinking about the problem in a particular way.

In your case, the assumption is that it's any of the barber's business why you haven't had your hair cut in a while. Sure they might want to know, but you don't owe them anything.

You don't have to develop a complete zero-fucks attitude to say to yourself 'it's okay to have my own business and not share it with strangers. This person probably doesn't really care, and is just curious.'

>>28999369
I was the same way, I still hate having my hair cut.

I'd just be honest with them that you don't know and that you need a clean look like one for an interview

>>28999167
literally they wont give a fuck. Just go in and fake confidence

>>28999315
Checked that out, I think with my face shape I should go for a faux hawk, should I just bring a picture in?