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How does it feel to know there are cyborgs on your board who
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How does it feel to know there are cyborgs on your board who have had multiple sexual partners and just lurk here when they feel sad?
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>>28998416
kekkeroni just posting a random pic
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>>28998416
I haven't gotten laid in 3 years. It's worse when you know how good it is but still can't get it.
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I've kissed a girl and held hands but never had sex. I've also never had a chance of an actual relationship since I fuck everything up. Too much stress, anxiety, paranoia, depression and etc ever since 5th or 6th grade or so made me not fit for most normalfag things. I could get along with most people but I had very few "friends" and not sure if I had an actual one or not. I'm also a neet and failure. Am I robot or cyborg?
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>>28998444
>it's been six years
At this point I might as well be a virgin.
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>>28998444

This is me. I literally just feel like a virgin. The idea of sex is foreign to me. I try to tell myself that my sex drive is diminishing and that it'll get easier but my desire for a woman is pretty deep-seated.
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>>28998416
IF YOU HAVE HAD SEX YOU ARE NOT A CYBORG,YOU ARE A FUCKING NORMIE THAT NEEDS TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>28998512
Read pic related, then get the fuck out!
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>>28998537
This 2bh. There are no cyborgs. There are normies, failed normies, and robots. Most robots aspire to be failed normies at best.
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>>28998579
Where my fellow /failednormies/ at?
Today, i lifted, then wageslaved, how was your day?
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>>28998579
True robot master race.
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>>28998576

But I am undesirable. Maybe not always, but I am at the moment and have been for over 3 years. So go fuck yourself with a rock you kissless shit-for-brains cunt.
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>>28998633
Failed normie here
I ignored the call from my air force recruiter because I'm scared of boot camp
Then I drank some coffee and wanked to some 2d
It's 9am and I've accomplished so much
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>>28998633
Studying at home for my finals. I'm feeling kinde sad, cuz I'm home alone, but I only have to survive 2 more weeks and I can go partying again. Also the one week vacation with my friends is getting closer every day. :)
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I fucked 7 girls the last 4 weeks doing an internship in Malaysia

Come Tinder in Asia white men, they love your BWC here
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>>28998676
You have no reason to be here.
Please leave you're making everyone in the thread feel like shit.
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>at university bar
>meet cute brown eyed girl whom i have a mutual friend with
>instantly shocked by her cuteness, shake her hand for far too long
>flash forward a couple of hours
>kissing outside
>isthishappening.jpg
>she asks whether i'd like to go to her place
>somehow decline
>an hour passes
>second chance, she asks again
>"i-i'd rather sleep at home"
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>>28998693

>putting your penis in an islamic monkey
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>>28998766
I did put it in 1 Islamic monkey who wears the veil during the day and is a slut during the night. Felt like raping Islam around the world ()

But there is a big Chinese and Pajeet Poo in Loo community here as well if that's your thing.
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>>28998664
>But i'm undesirable.Maybe not always.
You don't understand our pain, fuck off!
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>last time i got laid is 5 years ago.
geez it goes so fast.
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>>28998416
Cyborgs aren't insufferable as normies. I don't like failed normies, but if you lurk I find it hard to object.
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>>28999092

And you will never understand mine, permavirgin.
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