So... I finally did it. I fucked a girl and she wanted it.
I'm a robot turned normie (i guess) so if any anon has questions about the details of how i managed that, I'll try to answer them the best I can.
Does nobody actually wanna get any tips?
>>28997062
look anon here's the thing, right now you're feel pumped and that's completely normal. You need to understand these threads are literally reposted everyday and nobody, NOBODY gives a flying fuck that just had sex. No, we don't want to ask you anything because everything you have to say is easily accessible through google.
>>28997173
I care, your post is invalid
>>28997062
How did her skin feel in your skin?
>>28997187
this
>>28997187
but you're op
>>28997196
>>28997187
>>28997062
wow op, responding to yourself
they need to introduce id's
>>28997173
It's not that I want anyone to care that I had sex. I want people to care that I was a robot who finally fucking managed to turn things around after hard work. Knowing how many people here have this issue, I want to genuinely help people out.
>>28997196
>How did her skin feel in your skin?
Not sure what you mean here, mate.
>>28997222
Fucking retard I'm OP and I'm not responding to myself minus the very first 2 posts.
>>28997227
anon, all you're going to do is aggravate people with you cancerous writing style, dogshit un-inspiring story and frog posts.
>>28997236
I'm just trying to help. No story here unless requested. Just answering questions to anons who may have them.
>>28997227
I meant what the contact felt like, touching her, feeling someone so close
What was the main thing that you changed to become a normie?
>>28997062
Fucking a girl doesn't make you a normie. I mean it's a great milestone, but you can get laid and be a complete social autist.
>>28997259
Absolutely amazing. Especially the realization that I can do practically whatever I want in regards to touching her. All the stuff I always wanted to do, I finally had the chance to do and in fact she liked me touching her.Funnily enough I visited a hooker literally the very same day because I lost all hope. Touching a hooker wasn't all that fun to be honest. Not at all.
Anyway, when I entered her I couldn't really feel that much. And that was before I put a condom on.
>>28997274
I don't know, getting a girl to willingly take me to bed seems like an achievement for me.
>>28997062
This doesnt transform you, trust me, getting laid made no difference, nor did those two years in love. Still a fucking loser.
Congrats on becoming a normie OP.
Now get out.
>>28997261
To be honest there isn't really a main thing, the list is pretty long, but if I was to pick what has worked, based on various hit and miss attempts at getting girls, it'd be these few things
>tinder
>adopting a speaking manner
>wearing a specific set of clothing
>giving less shit
However ridiculous it may sound, I adopted a speaking manner and the dgaf stuff afterTrevor from GTAV and a little of Jacob from Ass Creed Syndicate
>>28997304
I know, I don't really feel that much different, but I have a slight confidence boost and I'm happy that I've finally went past that retarded milestone and nobody will ever be able to claim I'm a virgin in whatever heated argument I may be in.
>>28997295
>seems like an achievement for me.
Don't get me wrong, It is an achievement, like I said, it's a milestone.
But you're a long way from normie.
>>28997304
Fucking this, I fucked a girl, had a long long term relationship.
She left me, never been able to get my shit together and move on, it's been 2 years, was a complete autist before her, I'm still one after her.
>>28997414
80
Damn, and I thought that I was a normalfag at least, this puts too much weight on sexual relations/being moved out. Maybe I'm too young for this one
>>28997414
I know. I meant that I realize that fucking the girl itself doesn't make me a normie, but it sorta indicates that I'm at least on the right way to becoming one.
Fucking a girl at 22 for the first time is... late I guess.
>>28997580
Better late than never. 22 isn't bad. It could have been worse. You're not a wizard. Congratulations.
*rips up your Hogwarts letter*
>>28997574
I got 76. Hello fellow Cyborg.
>>28997617
I don't know, in 2016 22 is pretty bad. Really at this point I just wanted to do it to check it off on my life's "to do" list. Hence the fact that I actually lost it to a hooker. The very same day.
>>28997414
OP here, scored 87. Largely thanks to the additional points for having sex. IMO there's far too many of them in the robot test.
>>28997414
49
i almost made it in 2012.
>>28997062
post greentext
dont advise, this isnt /adv/
>>28998592
Uhh... okay. I hope anyone draws any useful info from this then
>get tinder
>get a match with this one girl
>doesn't seem like much because I could hardly get a date out of that fucking app anyway
>give it a shot though
>start with some line, and without talking too much with her, just ask something like "hey, do you prefer meeting people over internet or irl?"
>she said she prefers irl, so I said we should hang out for a drink
>i had a bad fucking day (or well a set of bad days) so i kinda lost hope for any female contact
>was still set for a date with that girl though, but from my experience those dates never ended with anything more than just a kiss
>decide to just go fuck a hooker
>visit the hooker, the very same day i was to meet the tinder girl because at that point i really didn't expect any sexual stuff with her, so i just purely asked to go grab a drink with me and let me just talk about my bad days
>the hooker wasn't as much fun as i expected it to be, a real letdown desu
>eventually anxiously meet up with the girl
>starts kinda awkward but we sorta build up a conversation
>after drinking two beers i ask if we could hit up a park
>surprisingly she says yes
>go to a park and grab another beer on the way
>have a drink with her and talk (been giving her some advice on work), not much physical contact
>eventually i tell her some shit like "jesus christ you could at least give me a hug if I'm so nice for you"
>she says something like "really anon? you should be the one doing it"
>decide "fuck it" and put my arm around her but immediately put my hand on her ass
>she seems okay with it
>start talking to her about it, just literally ask "do you like my hand here?"
>she says yes, so I go ahead and put it on her tit
>"and here?"
>"yeah"
>we get a little more physical but she's hesitant, since park isn't the most intimate place in the world
>"okay well maybe let's go to your place then"
>surprisingly she says "alright"
>we go
cont.
>>28998837
cont.
>we get to her place, she lives with some flatmates so have to stay silent
>put her on the bed
>start touching her in places, a little hesitantly because well, first time with a girl like this
>constantly keep asking her if she likes it
>she does
>undress her
>start doing more of the deed
>she gets fairly wetpretty cool feel to make a girl wet desu
>she undressess me with my aid
>get in her without a condom
>doesn't feel like much, it's okay, but not that great
>decide that safety is more important and put the condom on
>start fucking her
>do it a little delicately but it's meh
>decide to actually go harder and faster
>finally i feel something and can tell that so does she
>she breathes heavily, grasps my back and i can feel her nails in my back
>she's dripping wet because i'm going harder, literally can hear the wet clapping of her vagina
>go through some few positions
>we get to the one where she's on top of me
>she's surprisingly wild and good at itprobably slutted around before desu, she was a roastie
>the fucking bed literally jumps up and down, pretty sure her flatmates and neighbors could hear it
>can't come
>eventually go missionary and finish in her
>the ending was a little underwhelming and i hardly busted any cum
>we go grab new condoms and have a go at it again some hour later
congratulations, anon.
Spin that into a regular thing.
>>28999156
Best I can hope for is fuckbuddies with the girl. Or maybe my "technique" I developed will work with other girls.Tbh I do seem to have a lucky outfit where the girls allow me to do more than normally.
Kl story
>>28999264
>Kl story
What do you mean?
>>28999215
>Tbh I do seem to have a lucky outfit where the girls allow me to do more than normally.
Fuck buddies is good. Its normie. Normie is the goal.
>>28999510
I guess it's actually the best option for me. I learned to live absolutely alone and gf-less to the point where I just don't have the time to actually deal with the gf stuff. But if I can just call her up once a week and fuck, and then radio silence for the rest of the week then I'm absolutely down for this.
>>28997062
greentext it OP, btw congratulations (post your age)
>>28999703
22
greentext is in >>28998837 and >>28998960
>>28997414
55. I went from Cyborg to robot since the last time I did this test.
This is not good.
