Malebots ask fembots
Fembots ask malebots
Malebots, would you date a girl who has never had sex with another person but is technically not a virgin?
>>28996577
>never had sex
>not a virgin
how?
also nice dubs
>>28996577
Why are their fingers and knees stained in blood
>>28996577
Sure, if she seemed like a good person.
>>28996605
the artists is probably trying to learn blushing across bodies and isn't doing very good
>>28996594
I didn't say I've never had sex, just that I've never had sex with a person.
>>28996594
Said sex with another person. Bestiality would count as losing virginity.
No meil fuck off handjobs make you a slut.
>>28996634
oh then no
original commento
>>28996605
they're murderers
>>28996634
Umm, well I can't rightly judge on this because I did something sexual with an animal once or twice, but I'd have to say most people would look down on you for this. Best not to mention it in polite company.
This is the only thing I'd do with a fembot.disclaimer: everything I say on this chinese cartoon image board shouldn't be taken seriously and it's all just in bad humor
>>28996577
Nah I don't want any more freakishness in my life
![1875108-bigthumbnail[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QvnMqmL.jpg "1875108-bigthumbnail[1].jpg")
>>28996640
What's wrong with bestiality anon? I live alone with two german shephards. They're good company and I'm not good with people so it's nice to feel intimate and relieve sexual frustration plus they're warm and cuddly.
>>28996678
But you're letting them fuck you, which is worse than being fucked by the lowest man. Some people will spot this for what it is right off the bat. Not everyone will hate you for it, but you're not some sweet, innocent virgin either. You're a slut. Not even name-calling, it's just a fact.
>>28996678
At least when Stacey gets fucked by Chad, he's doing it willingly. If you get so depraved that you have to force poor dogs into doing your dirty work that makes you even worse than stacey's you fucking slut.
>>28996577
Certainly not thoughI would make exceptions for extenuating circumstances like if she was abused during childhood. I'm not a complete monster.
![Berger_allemand_en_montagne_2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XJQ3IkY.jpg "Berger_allemand_en_montagne_2[1].jpg")
>>28996763
I'm loyal though. Plus German Shephards are really handsome.
>>28996773
>force dogs
If anything they force me sometimes.
>>28996788
Nigger what? They're not like humans, I think literally the only animals that have recreational sex are dolphins and humans. You fucking whore.
>>28996788
please don't sexualize puppers, especially german shepards
>>28996577
Yes.
>>28996605
She was on her knees to suck his dick, he was holding her hand so hard that his fingers gotten red
>>28996824
her head, fuck
>>28996788
So what do you intend to tell a potential mate about this then? Nothing I assume, because you know this is considered by most to be shameful behavior. Unless you meet someone who is a fellow zoophile, this might be best kept quiet, especially if you want to continue doing it.
>>28996577
>stacy would rather fuck dogs than me.
>>28996788
As long as you let me fuck you like a bitch and impregnate you, I wouldn't mind.
>>28996678
I'd still date you :)
Fuck, all these virgins would date you
>>28996678
Would date
Would also DP you with a dog
>>28996577
>doesnt consider her ex a person
>he was a monster
into the trash
>>28996577
I would. But then again, I just really want someone to hug at night. : (
>>28996678
because gonorrhoea
>>28996924
its okay anon. you can pretend just for the nights, nobody will judge you.
i saw my wifes son taking the huskies knot once
>>28996577
Why would you even bring it up? Is your hymen still fine?
If not, consider repairing it, but honestly, what he doesn't know can't hurt him.
>>28996948
It's not okay, anon. I cry myself to sleep every night.
>>28996958
Was Jamal busy with another gf that night?
>>28996658
You don't need to write disclamers 4chan already has one, everytime the news quotes something from 4chan they are just embarrassing themselves, because everything here is fiction anyway.
>>28996963
>consider repairing it
lol, where are you from, Iran?
>>28996973
you tell me mejt
>>28996989
You're going to have to do that if you want to keep pretending you're a virgin though.
>>28996763
>dogs, loyal companions who will love you unconditionally, are worse than niggers who will rape you and post the video on twitter
>>28996989
I'm just saying, if she isn't 'virgin enough' for the guy, and the only way one can really tell is through the hymen bleeding thing, then why not just repair it and save a lot of stress? Win-win situation.
As a malebot that has gotten out of a 4 year relationship 3 years ago and has yet to go on a date once what the fuck do I do?
I pretty much forgot how to talk to girls/ask them out. Any advice senpai?
>>28996678
i feel horribly depressed now.
>>28997326
>4 year relationship
>bot
>>28997277
Well, OK. They're maybe a cut above niggers, but a lot of guys will still be put off by it. Even most pet owners aren't likely to see things your way. But you might look for somebody else who is a dog person. Sounds to me like you're having a little too much fun with these animals, to the point that you are sacrificing a chance at human relationships. Unless this is your specific fetish, you might someday wish you'd spent less time basically rubbing one out with the help of a dog and more time looking for a bf. Just something to think about.
Post vids you filthy bitch
Will I ever find love as a 5'9" 250lbs assburger, femfags?
>>28997645
What about as a 5'11 140ib assburger?
>>28997666
Stop rubbing your superior BMI in my face, aspie.
(At least the autists are taken seriously in their mental illness. No one takes us seriously.)
>>28996577
I guess. I don't really care about the sexuality of other people (inb4 cuckold).
How do you maintain sanity without that much social interaction? Being a NEET fucked me up and now i feel bored or filled with feels all the time.
Also, do you like to flirt? Not really into that, but maybe talking with girls as if they are dudes is not the best way to communicate (no idea why, just asking).
fembots, would you date a guy shorter than you?
Would he have to compensate somehow?
>>28996577
Why would women need to ask men here when they're surrounded by them all the time anyway? Either they have a boyfriend or orbiters.
>you're viewing memes on your phone
>he's plowing chicks with his bone
>>28996678
I actually find that kinda hot but you're probably just a malebot trolling. I doubt any fembot who had done that would admit it so easily.
That said, if I managed to get into a relationship with a fembot and found this out, I'd be ok with it.
>>28998848
>You're out buying her flowers
>Chad gets kinky in their mutual showers
>>28999100
>Loving her is all you have in your life
>While she will be Chad's future wife
>You're just digging in the yard
>Ruff is taking her v-card
BETTER FIDO THAN TYRONE
PLS BE MY GF FEMBOT
>You bark at her with a stutter
>Butch fills up on peanut butter
>>28997762
I wouldn't. I'm 5'5 for references.
I don't think you'd need to compensate, you're short, you're short that's it. Find an even shorter girl, and you're good to go.
>allegedly ugly fembot complains about having no orbiters
>offer to orbit her
>give her my email
>she sends one
>doesn't answer mine, still hasn't replied
Explain this fembots
>>28999496
Always this same bullshit advice. If you're a short guy, don't go for short girls. On the contrary, go for the tall ones. You will be surprised to find out they care less about a man's height than short girls.
>>28999577
I'm not a short guy but I think you're right. People are always pressing this "short girls tall guys are such cute couples :):):)" meme. Tall girls are probably sick of that too.
>>28996577
I really wouldnt mind it butmy own insecurity that the dogs were better/bigger than me(and likely are)would probably turn me into a nervous wreck most of the time.
>>28999602
Tall girls tend to be more insecure and are happy when someone shows interest in them. I just say this based on my experience, on the average I have had better luck with tall girls than short ones.
>>28999620
This
Imagine being worse than a dog
How the fuck are we supposed to compete with that??
>>28999754
What's your height?
I'm going to make this original now.
>>28999550
>no replies
I SAID EXPLAIN YOURSELF FEMANONS STOP IGNORING ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28999779
>Imagine being worse than a dog
I don't have to imagine it.
I know I am.
>tfw dick is only a bit longer than middle finger
I want to end it all.
On top of that, it's a pretty pencil-tier dick too.
Id really be interested in almost any girl, but I know that shed have to cheat to be satisfied sexually. Someone who fucks dogs is a step up, though, as long as they don't go for other men.
Still. It's a pathetic feeling, the reason i'm probably never going to get laid, and I'm probably gonna off myself over it too.
>>28999785
I'm 5'7". My last gf was 5'10".
>>28996577
I wouldn't even let you suck my dick you are lower than a dog
>Think of her while you lick your butt
>She's being Sparky's thirsty slut
>>28997645
no, probably not. work on losing weight and you'll have much better chances
>>28997645
>assburger
The weight, I could somewhat overcome if you're not a neckbeard. Assburgers is a complete no though. I don't think I could put up with an autist or an aspie for the rest of my life.
>>28996577
SHOO SHOO EVIL HIJAK
>Thinly veiled "ask the opposite gender" thread
Literally /adv/ AND /soc/ shit. Do you're fucking pizza pocketing paying job mods.
OP are you still here? You seen nice how do I find a gf like you?
>>28996577
Hi! Few things to start off =]
1. Yes, I'm replying to you because you're a femanon( 'tis an awesome thing to see!)
2. I'm Brian
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not your stereotypical guy. If anything I'll be the one in the kitchen! xD
>at the gym doing lats and pecks
>she stays at home blowing Rex
>>28996634
So did you or did you not have a dogs cock inside you?
>>28996577
>fembots
REDDIT ALERT
REDDIT ALERT
>>29000076
God, the feeling that I'm being controlled by some mastermind turns be on like no other
>>29000722
Are you a qt grill in need of a Master?
>>28996577
>technically
What do you mean exactly by that?
>>28996577
That's kinda hot.
I'm pretty open though, I've done plenty of fucked up stuff.
>>29000777
doppel treps oringal camtedo
>>28996788
>dog rape
A fetish I never knew I had.
But now I'm glad I do.
>>29000000
want to see where this goes hold on tight my bum itches
>>29000753
I don't want a master, I want a mastermind! The type that will toy with me for their amusement and make me do whatever they want!
>tfw barely 5" dick
>tfw never gonna get loved for real by a girl
>>29000850
Isn't that the same thing though? Or is the difference that a Master would still care for you and keep you safe?
For malebots:
Would see a woman whom you have been friends with for a long time from a different perspective if you discovered she works as a pornstar?
>>29000944
I would probably be sexually attracted to her. I wouldn't mention it, though, because I'm shy and I'd be worried she'd think bad of me.
>>29000944
Works - yes. Worked - no.
>>29000980
the fuck?she sucks cocks for a living and you're worried she could think bad of you because you are attracted to her?Jesus christ.
>>29001072
I was thinking more like she's a camwhore on Chaturbate or just does it for fun on 4chan. It would be pretty weird mentioning how I found it out and I'm bad with grills.
>>29000925
I don't want to be just property, I want to be a pawn! I want to be expendable to the point that they reserve no sympathy when they use me until I break!
Girls, how big a turnoff is chubbiness? Nothing actually fat, just slightly chub.
>>29001160
>I don't want to be just property, I want to be a pawn! I want to be expendable to the point that they reserve no sympathy when they use me until I break!
I've done this to lots of people and it was easy because I learned from someone who is very good at it.
>>29001160
Okay, if you insist. But you didn't answer the question: do you have a vagina and were you born with one?
>>29001169
not a turnoff at all
my first, current, and only bf forever is like 3x my weight
>>29001169
First of all how much do you weigh
>>29001272
So... you are 100lbs and he is 300lbs?
>>29001262
Yes but it's reserved for hijak use only right now
>>29001316
And have you ever thought who is pulling the strings of hijak behind the curtain?
>>29001274
180. Is that bad?
Man, the robot is weird. I can't believe someone already posted that.
>>28996636
DIRT BOIZ
original
>>29001336
Not really. How can I go after something when I don't even know if it exists?
>>29001169
It's fine but I like to go to the gym and do some sports stuff that would be a lot of fun to do with a bf, like going for walks and cycling together
Would guys be willing to do more physical activities or exercise with their gf if they had the opportunity to?
>>29001355
That's not that bad. If you turned it into muscle I'd be all over you.
>>28996678
i got hard
>>29001431
That's precisely the uncertainty that is planted into you by the mastermind. Are you truly who you think you are? Or were you actually kidnapped years ago, and now live in a world of falsehoods and illusions? All as a helpless toy who cannot escape her fate.
>>28996577
Fembot NEETs
How do you picture your life in your mid 30s?
>>29001612
I suppose I could give it a shot. I'm already unnaturally strong for someone who doesn't exercise at all, I bet I could start off on the bigger things. What's the best kind of exercise to get RIPPED?
>>28996788
>Plus German Shephards are really handsome.
German Shephards make me said, because of their fucked up hipjoints and the complications that brings in their later life. Another dog race that's laced with genetic failure because of muh purebreed.
>>29001643
You're pretty funny anon. If only I wasn't so pathetic
>>29001715
They do. I have a customer at work who breeds German shepherds and from what he's telling me is there are two types, European and American. The euro ones don't have the sloped back and are typically larger. What he's doing is mixing the two to help breed out the hip issues while still maintaining the aesthetics of the dog
>>29001743
That's why it's your fate. To be pathetic, only to exist for the sole amusement for a being so high above you you cannot even comprehend.
What is the absolute best way to win a girl over? I'm basically 30 now, decently good-looking, went to college, but have been dumped by all 2 relationships I ever had.
>>29001314
pretty much
im around 95 and hes probably like 280 or something but he is still my moe blob
>>29001771
At your age? Money. Do you have a good job?
>>29001756
If you ever get the chance, tell him a sincere thank you. I am not even a dog person, but the fate of animals being born into a world crippled at birth just because someone finds fucking bulldogs that can barely breathe adorable makes me upset. He's doing good work by letting them intermix.
>>29001792
Was he lighter when you met him, or do you just have a thing for chubby dudes?
Is it wrong to let my sister peg me while my black stepdad gives it her in the ass?
bull terriers are shit and deserve to suffer
>4edgy 2u
>>29001835
no he was probably fatter as in like 300 or something
im not a chubby chaser i just dont care if youre fat, skelly, short, or lanklet as long as you have a cute personality, love me, and dont bully me
Reminder that fembot don't exist
fembots, would you a samson?
>>29001865
That's pretty unusual, but really sweet. You two sound like a cute couple.
>>29001654
I'm a fembot neet right now, 26 yo.
Got fired a few months ago.
Going to start a small company of my own, copywrting and illustrations, since I can write & draw.
>>29001822
That's pretty much how he broke it down to me. Pugs and bulldogs get bred to have a fucked up airway, daschunds get their bad backs, some breeds are even bred to have their eyes bulge out to the point where they are at high risk of having it come out of the socket. He gets a lot of flack from from "pedigree" breeders because muh purebreed. Growing up my dads landlords bred Morgan horses and Australian shepherds. They constantly inbred first cousins to get the heterochromia in the Aussies. Beautiful dogs 100% but they were so neurotic and retarded it was heartbreaking.
>>29001169
Not a turnoff at all.
I guess I'm chubby too? Not slim, I have a big ass and thighs. I'm 5,5" and 135lb.
>>29001654
If my sister and her husband go along with their plan to open a restaraunt when they're older I wouldn't mind working for them, as I've also been trying to get a job working at an artisan food shop. I would also like to make a little money on the side selling party invitations.
>>29001955
>No tummy
Gross femanon. What am I supposed to snuggle up to?
>>29001971
No tummy at all.
>be a pear
>fml
Thank god for guys who like big butts.
>>29001909
I must be misinterpreting the NEET acronym. Does it apply to somebody who has prior EET but is currently not involved with any currently? I always thought it meant somebody who has never been in any EET. Anyways sounds like a good plan. Don't go in to business with friends or family and network as much as you can. Business cards everywhere
Any cyborg fembots around?
I'm too normie for actual fembots and too robot for the stacies at /soc/
Just want to talk to someone of the opposite sex that shares the same interests as me
>>29001909
Can you be my neet gf?
>>29001998
Oh, maybe I'm the one being mistaken. I guess it's because of the fact that my country has something called "trainings for NEETS". Even though I'm a eurofag they're using the english acronym. And anyone who is CURRENTLY not learning/working can apply. So maybe you're right and I'm not a NEET afterall.
>>29001865
You are always on top during sex, right? Or does he throw you on the bed and then mount you while crushing you with his weight?
Femanons, what're the worst/most embarassing BFs you've ever had?
>>29001917
It's the absolutely appalling truth of it. If breeders would take two related but distinct races and let them mix, most of these issues would disappear in the healthier races.
Races like pugs, british bulldogs are fucked. Tiny dachshunds are no longer the healthy, sturdy badger killers they used to be. That's what Dachshund means, by the way - "badger hound". They are shaped to excell at plunging into a badger's burrow and fighting it so it leaves the burrow and gets shot by the hunter. Coarse-hair Dachshunds are amazing dogs. But those shorthair's, especially the dainty ones, are fucked.
>tfw in a crossgender communications thead I care the most about dogs, despite neither owning one, nor wanting one
I am of sorry, roberts.
>>29001998
NEET is without any regard to prior state. If you are currently "not in employment, education or training", you are NEET. If I got fired today, I'd be NEET until I got a new job, went back to school or underwent training for a different vocation. NEET basically expresses that someone is not actively moving towards being a part of or enrolled in the workforce.
>>29002030
I guess I'm your mirror, then. I had my share of experiences, but I have grown distant from society. It's not that I went full basement lord, but I just got tired of having no one interesting to talk to. Now Chad thinks I'm a nerd and nerds think I'm trying to fit in.
>>29002038
Eurofag here. Please be my neet sugar baby. You'll get good money for easy work.
>>29002061
Wouldn't Chad like nerds? Especially ones that are part normalfag.
>>29001989
Which is every guy. Good for you. Also pls be in London
Okay, girls:
My gf (Reee etc) has a hairy butt. Like, lots of hair in and around her crack. Most girls I've seen have a pretty hairless butt/butthol
My question is this: do you guys shave your ass? Or does hair just not grow there for you? Basically what's your ass hair situation and how can a hairless butt be achieved for my gf?
Cause I like eating her ass but the amount of hair makes it so nasty
>>29002064
Polandball cannot into sugar daddies
>>29002050
A guy who was really into this whole NLP/PUA bullshit. I only dated him for 1,5 months, and at first he tried telling me about the NLP guys while trying to pass it as a joke. "Haha, have you heard about these guys who call themselves pick up artists? Oh, you did? You think they're stupid? Haha, yeah, what a bunch of loosers!". This kind of thing. He was also HORRIBLE in bed. He had a really small penis and tried to make up for it with speed, I guess. Eugh. He also had an unhealthy obsession with his ex. He was friends with her, she had a new boyfriend, he seemed to think she's still into him (she wasn't), and that he's completely over her (he wasn't). I ended up liking the girl more than I liked him. Only felt sorry for him.
>>29002061
Yup thats exactly how I feel. Not that I particularly like being anti social but nobody I know is interesting enough to have a conversation with that lasts more than 5 minutes. So I'd rather just be alone. What kind of 'experiences' have you gone through?
Femanons, if a guy was asexual, would that break the relationship for you? I love cuddles and kisses and stuff, but can't stand sexual stuff.
>>29002103
booty > boobs is far from "every guy". But there's a fair amount.
Nope. Polandball. Sorry.
>>29002167
Obviously hair grows there. And there's a good amount.
I use hair removal cream, shaving is hard and leaves everything itchy.
>>29002199
Yeah. My libido is not the highest, but I couldn't be in a relationship with no sex at all.
>>29002199
id be a little sad but cuddles and cute little kisses with someone i love are better than any sex ever
>>29002086
My younger brother is Chad Thundercock. Like, literally. He sold his busted Camero to some poor sap who knew not enough about cars to figure out the engine was busted, only to buy a black Audi with a sports package. He travels the work due to his job and fucks 5 to 10 year older gogo dancers in every city he stays for longer than a week. Doesn't settle down and has no intention to, his buddies are all dudebros. The only thing he actually and actively cares about is our mom and his broheims. He doesn't know what to do with me. We don't see eye to eye at all. Both of us are headstrong, stubborn and arrogant; he's just less educated.
Outside of that, other Chad-alikes don't know what to do with me either. I don't like clubbing all that much anymore, going to sports events gives me nothing, and "parties" that are just organised drinking don't get my attention either. My former roomie tried to get me to come with a couple of times, but I didn't enjoy myself, so he stopped trying.
>>29002181
What I meant in that quip was the general cyborgness. I went from "the loud guy everyone knows" in school to a brief phase of Chad, followed by two ruinous relationships, another phase of Chaddening in Canada, to being an insular, reclusive wageslave that escapes his boring existence with vidya gaems.
On the other hand, I'm currently gathering materials for a wasteland outfit to go with some airsoft gear, so I can fuck off to Poland next year and pretend to live in the postapocalypse while grilling bratwursts and pondering the shape of my own navel. I got 30 odd years to look back at here. Anything that you are curious about?
My roomie once asked me about the solitude. If I am happy. And I said, I am content. Happiness comes and goes. I learnt to appreciate the little things. Sometimes, there are no little things, and then I am fine with being alone, too. People are shit anyway. How's your general outlook?
>>29002177
Of course Polandball can into central European sugar daddy. That's what airplanes are for. And sugar daddy can into giving allowance that goes long way back home in Poland.
>>29001962
Just a suggestion, if you're interested in working artisan foods you should look into where the foods come from. Butchers traditionally use women for wrappers or a counter-person and bakers are usually a pretty gender diverse workplace. Either or would give you a good inside in the food industry. I've wanted to start up a food truck for years I just don't have the money to invest
>>29002038
The NEET thing isn't really used publicly in the states. We just call them unemployed or deadbeats. All in all if you have a talent or have previous employment history and are actively searching I wouldn't call you a NEET. What's your business all about?
>>29002061
It's a terrible world with breeding dude. My dads landlords used to force the horses to mate as early as they could. The studs were always ready to go but not so much the mares. They'd corner her with her rear facing out in a small coral so she couldn't turn. They'd get a fuckload of lube on the studs penis and pretty much just force her to mate until she took. It's all about the money though. If somebody has the money to pay for this horses mating rights they made it happen no matter what
Thanks for the better definition of the NEET thing. It's pretty ambiguous as far as online definition
>>28996678
kys degenerate, i rather keep fucking hookers and escorts than a mentally ill fembot.
>>28996577
>Malebots
Not using robot
>Fembots
not using femanons
Your not even trying to hide that your new
Thirst ass robots encouraging this shit, posting in this threads to talk to guys roleplaying as girls.
>>29002216
I've heard stuff like that isn't for "delicate" places.
You're in Poland yes? Are you familiar with the brand "Nair"? Is it similar to what you use?
Also big butt > big boobs
Though for whatever reason my girl has insanely sensitive nips. When she's on her period I have fun making her orgasm from nipple play.
>>28996577
Yes, I would still be open to dating her
Would you date a guy whose penis has touched three human vaginas? But never gone inside or even gotten a boner because he hasn't ever been into it; fed alcohol and set upon by surprise, every time.
If I let a girl kiss me it seems to always be taken like an open invitation to rip my clothes off and mount me immediately.. is that normal? I'm too awkward to stop it, but eventually my limp, anxious dick always stops it for me.
>>29002288
Is elitism of any sort helping anyone? I mean, I am deadsure we got some RPfags in here, beastyanon being right up there on the list of suspects, but that aside, there's some relatively interesting, if short-lived conversations going on here. You can either be salty, join in or fuck off. But the entire "stop liking what I don't like" spiel isn't doing much good, either.
>>29002278
I used to work in an ad agency, as a copywriter, coming up with ad ideas and all sorts of texts. I also draw - cartoony portraits for private people mostly, as gifts and stuff. I'm also illustrating a boardgame right now.
So basically I'll just get commissions for texts and drawings. Working from home, not having a boss and not having to socialize too much. Sounds about perfect.
>>29002289
As long as you don't get any of the cream directly in the butt it's all fine.
Nair is not that popular in here, but yeah, it's something like that. I've used Veet and some other brands, they all seem to work all the same. Both Veet and Nair should be a good choice, just choose something for sensitive skin.
Same here for the nipple thing! Actually small boobs are usualy more sensitive in these areas.
>>29002411
>Independent business AND working in the arts
>In this day and age
You poor, poor soul. There's no room for competition in today's world, you're gonna be snuffed out instantly, if you even get off the ground.
>>29002030
Same,but male. I'd probably be considered a normalfag around here just fornot being a virginand not having autism, but i'm still a complete ass when it comes to sociall interaction.
I get invited to parties every now and then, but i don't know what the fuck should i do on them other than standing up and drinking.
>>29002411
Thanks fembot, will see about Nair of Veet. It feels petty of me to want her to have a hairless ass. Tbqh having a gf makes me very appreciative of all the stuff girls do just for like "our" enjoyment. Also, here's another question: like I mentioned, it's quite a bit if hair, so do you just slather it on?
Also yes, her breasts aren't small, but a nice size and extremely sensitive. It's funny, because she's not a terribly sexual person but her body is so insanely sensitive. I've almost made her orgasm from things like spanking, body kissing etc. It's like she didnt know what she had the entire time (we took each other's virginities)
>>29002264
My general outlook is a roller coaster. Half the time I want to move to a small christian town and devote the rest of my life to God and Theology and other times I just have a very nihilistic view on life and I think that nothing matters so I might as well kill myself.
Socially I am fine I guess. I'm on the bottom of the totem pole in my friend group because they can sense that I am a little different than them. Nobody really takes my opinion seriously, people talk over me and they often "forget" to invite me somewhere and what not but desu I'm not really upset about it I just think its pretty funny how little I mean to them after being friends for years. I used to be the guy that was the life of the party and got everyone to have a good time, I was very funny not too long ago. I'm not sure what happened to me but I became a shell of someone who I used to be. This must have happened 3 or 4 years ago, and I've been depressed ever since. My friends are not very emotional and will usually try to change the subject if I want to talk about personal problems. I really need new friends but I don't think I can make anymore and their company is better than nothing.
I like sitting in my room and reading book after book to get as much knowledge as I possibly can. Thats the meaning of life to me right now is just fill my brain with as much knowledge as possible, that is until I decide if I am going to devote myself to God or not.
I'm sorry that you went from chad to cyborg, it must suck to have made it out and then dropped right back down into the hole again. I wish you luck in Poland, anon.
Fembots, what're the biggest turnoffs in a guy's personality for you?
>>29002550
for me it'scaring too much about what my "biggest turnoffs" are, makes me disregard a guy a complete beta loser immediately.
>>29002550
>he posts on /r9k/ looking for interpersonal relationship advice
Nah
But
Probably
>>29002515
>TFW used to be life of the party too
Man, it's not fair. Just as you cement yourself as top dog, the place you're in changes and you have to crawl your way back to the top from shit. I just can't seem to manage it this time, though. I wonder what changed in us?
It is absolutely pathetic that so many of you lonely faggots choose to believe that there are actual females posting on this board. Why do you lie to yourself? Is it so that you can pretend that you've just had contact with a woman after an exchange with some ""fembot"" over /r9k/? Pathetic to be honest.
>>29002466
When I got fired from the ad agency some of the clients just told me they want to work with me, and I already have a bunch of clients who order pictures from me through my blog, so I'm good. I used to do freelance work on the side while being hired, I had to turn down many commissions because I didn't have the time to do them, so I think I should be fine.
>>29002496
The cream? Yeah, I just slather it on. The cream dissolves the hair, so the amount of the hair doesn't matter, as long as you put enough. If anything's left after the first round she can just wait a day or two and do it again. Wouldn't reccomend doing it two times in a row because of irritation.
From my experience, the hair there grows back really slowly, so I just do it every couple of weeks and it doesn't ever grow back too much.
And well, it's just as petty as expecting a girl to shave in other places. It's just how society now works. As long as you talk to her openly about it and respect if she doesn't want to do it it's all good. It's not like anyone is forcing you to eat her ass anyway.
>>29002550
When he's too insecure or jealous.
"Are you sure you're not going to leave me? And are you sure that you love me? Who was that guy you were talking to on facebook today? Can I call him and ask if he's really your cousin?"
And if he's just...helpless? Doesn't know how to do laundry, needs help when preparing scrambled eggs and constantly asks where everything is, doesn't know how to deal with taxtes and other mundane, regular stuff...eugh.
>>29002662
i don't understand posts like this at all. what do you get out of it? i've personally met 4 fembots irl and talked to countless more online, i know for a fact that they browse here. why do people like you keep posting shit like that? it makes no sense
>>29002515
Nothing to feel sorry for. I lost interest in people, grill and men alike. In Canada, one girl fucked with me for a month before telling me she was "seeing" another guy for two years. I cut it off with her that day and told her to go and be with him. Another chick came to me, saying she broke it off with her bf and we ended up in bed. The days after it became apparent she wasn't done with him at all and just said that because she was hot for me. It took a moment to click, but it was then that I realised that it's all pointless garbage.
I'm a head guy. I need to know something about the person, I need to be able to imagine their thoughts and find them appealing. Otherwise, my sexual interest is purely in the shape of their bodies, and at that point, porn and 2D will do just fucking fine. There is nothing Stacy can give me that I want.
>>29002550
>>29002592
I find someone highly unattractive if they are going out of their way to make up lies about themselves, only to have those lies come crashing down shortly after. Don't tell someone you like sports if you don't. Don't tell them you can rap when you have the verbosity of a Spongebob cartoon. Show your strong sides, protect your weaknesses, but don't lie. Lies don't get anyone far at all.
As much as honesty is a major plus for me, dishonesty makes me think less to nothing of a person. I strongly dislike any attempts to manipulate me when I am paying forward some trust. I feel like, someone either likes you or they don't. Pretending to be someone else isn't gonna help.
>>29002630
See above. I got totally disenchanted and realised the pointlessness of getting a $200 bartab after a night out with the gang.
>>29002700
I think some people just enjoy conflict. It's pretty strange. He could be bitter, too.
>>29002682
How much did you make in a month, and how much now/in the future?
Malebots what traits make you think an 18+ girl is likely to be a virgin, or at least a non-turboslut?
>>29001169
>chubby because likes to cook good food and eat
>chubby because of a sedentary job
>chubby because of a handicap
Those ok
>chubby because lazy and glutton
Eh.
>>29002738
Mainly the way she dresses. Also, the confidence she has around other people.
>>29002729
I used to make 4000 of my currency, which is considered a nice pay, I can't say how much I'll be making now, since it'll all depend on how many clients I can find/can find me.
I'm hoping to make more than I made there. With this new client I'm getting now I'll be paid for the results, and from first experiments - I might even make 8k-10k on the good months.
>>29002738
I don't really think of any 18+ girl as a virgin, but it doesn't matter to me at all. Certainly physical traits wouldn't really play a part in it unless they were painfully ugly. Same with if they have a repulsive/borderline sociopathic levels of aspie personality.
>>29002490
I know what you mean dude, like we know how to carry ourselves and not reveal our power level but we can't forge any worthwhile relationships with anyone because we are just too different once they get to know us. It's a very painful existence.
>>29002775
You could easily make that in a weekend or two with a sugar daddy.
>>29002682
Good advice, thanks. And no, I've never forced her to shave anything. She does whatever shaving she does for her own reasons, and she said she'd shave her ass if she could.
I couldn't stop eating her ass if I wanted tbqh. I'm nasty, but I love butts. Not into farts or scat tho.
>>29002760
>chubby because likes to cook good food and eat
>chubby because of a sedentary job
>chubby because lazy and glutton
I like how you moralise away the fact that working a sedentary job will probably make you less energetic, or that cooking a lot and eating good food might make you inclined to overeat.
But like all women, muh volition is watertight when it needs to be, nonexistent otherwise.
>>29002738
She doesn't go for bodily contact after 5 minutes, she gets nervous when you get close by accident. You see her visibly become nervous when hands touch. She dresses nicely, and not to present "the goods" on a silver plater. She does not suggest sleeping over, or make any plans to that extent. She hugs to say goodbye, and she puts effort into that hug, but avoids the kiss until later in the dating phase.
femanons if you could fuck any breed of dog no strings attached which one would it be?
>inb4 B L A C K L A B E D
surely, one of you would this sexy man
>>29002550
Argumentative/know-it-alls
People who do nice things when it's not necessary and use it as leverage ("oh look, I did ____ for you but you don't even care" )
My parents fight a lot and one thing I hate is how much my father talks down my mother, like calling her stupid or shooting down any suggestions she makes. He also acts like he knows about everything which results in shit like wrapping duct tape under pieces in my car's hood (without my permission, like the second complaint) and saying misinformation.
>>29002816
Yeah, I mean, who cares about self-esteem, ambition and all that bullshit, right?
>>29002825
Haha, well she should be okay with the hair cream removal method then. Good luck!
Would you date a swarthy yet tall southern european man?
>>29002827
Implying that this dream girl exists. Get real, family
>>29002856
shut the fuck up you retarded beta
>>29002856
Thanks polbot.
>>29002738
I would say clothes give it away the most. Or general behaviour. I don't know. We have such a weird society
>>29002877
>Girl
>Beta
>bad thing
>>29002865
Is that from Azazel-kun? Good taste.
>>29002856
It's normal for girls to do sugar dating on the side to earn extra. Why not try it?
>>29002550
Sneering superiority that's unwarranted. I actually would like a partner that is smarter then me, but I can't stand being dismissed.
I had a male roommate who would immediately dismiss any concerns I had as me being 'irrational' and then immediately do the opposite; for example, I asked him not to leave candles around unattended. I came home to a living room full of candles burned almost completely down and nobody home. Please keep the back porch door closed, I'm afraid bugs or animals will get in - leaves it completely open for hours at a time. The worst bit is he has a computer science degree which he believes makes him king shit of the mountain, so he generally dismisses anyone with 'less' education almost immediately. All of your opinions are wrong, forever.
I have never been less attracted to a person.
To femanons: What do you think about a guy who is both tall and skinny (with a reasonably good-looking face)? Is it a turnoff being tall but not being ripped?
Also, what's your opinion about all this thread? >>28998192
I find it kind of sad.
>>29002911
It's not normal. Internet is not real life.
>>29002902
Yes, it's from Azazel.
Had good laughs with that show
>>29002826
>taking all this that seriously
Okay.
why is it that guys are less money hungry, even NEET guys, as girls.
If I offered a girl enough money, she would probably have sex with me. But all I want is my friend (male) to fuck me. I've offered him up to $500 USD for me to suck his dick before and he keeps dodging it....
>>29002856
Every female that's ever gotten close to me has ended up getting their bills paid or general handouts. Needless to say I'm a virgin.
Just suck it up and be the user that you're supposed to be; there are plenty of guys being the doormats that they're suppose to be.
>>29002970
Girls like power, also, they spend more money than men,
>>29002869
She does. I just can't connect with her because we have such different outlooks on life. She just moved out from her family's place, at 23 years of age. She likes me, but I only have this confirmed via a mutual friend. She beamed whenever we met, sat next to me, glued to my lips for every word I said, and she gave her all when we hugged - and never took it further.
But, her world is baking, her family, a family of her own, and as little as her horizon goes, a space of less than 50km in diameter, her parents' origin country of Croatia not withstanding.
Meanwhile, I traveled all over Europe, lived in the US and Canada. She never picked up English well enough in school, nor does she need it in her job. She is a caretaker for the elderly, and she is hard working at her job, too.
But, I feel like I'd take advantage of her, to plug a hole or check off an item on the list, without truly caring for her, as there is little she would provide in terms of mental stimulation. And I am sorry that I feel that way, I truly am. I just hope her heart didn't take too much of a ding when I told her that I don't know about myself and that I do not want to hurt her. She said she understood, and we saw each other again after that, and we did hug. But ... I don't know. I feel like I messed up.
>>29002940
Yes it's normal. Lots of girls do it. Read up on it.
>>29002682
>And if he's just...helpless? Doesn't know how to do laundry, needs help when preparing scrambled eggs and constantly asks where everything is, doesn't know how to deal with taxtes and other mundane, regular stuff...eugh.
>>29002700
>I've personally met 4 fembots irl
Gee anon I sure hope you're not lying on the internet!
>>29003000
Rethink your choice in females, because apparently that's the kind of woman you end up attracting.
>>29003015
I don't have to read up on anything, I just have a lot of female friends. And I only ever met ONE who did something like this. And then she was ashamed and regretted it.
>>29003019
Sorry, anon. I don't like big children.
>>29003108
You do know it's not straight up prostitution, right? Some girls love doing it. Of course you need to find a good sugar daddy for it to be fun. Your friends probably had a bad one.
>>29003108
>Sorry, anon. I don't like big children.
I give you that, actual children are way more attractive
>>29003166
>if I keep posting it, they keep replying!
>I'm a genius!
>>29000944
I would masturbate furiously to her content but other than that no I wouldn't think bad of her. I would probably want to ask if she had any interesting stories.
>>29003166
I'm not sure she even had sex with the guy. He was much older than her and just enjoyed giving her money, having her show up with him on events and stuff like that.
She just felt shitty that someone is paying her for her company. Made her feel like a thing. And she was trying to become a scientist. So the dissonance made her feel awful. She ended it after few months, even though she knew it would mean financial problems again.
Maybe there are girls who do it and love it. Haven't met any, and I do know a lot of women. Maybe Poland is just different. Dunno.
But I'm pretty sure that anecdotal evidence and internet articles are not a reliable source of information.
Am I considered a virgin if I was diddled when I was a kid?
He touched me with it regularly and ejaculated on me once. But he never stuck it inside.
I never know how to answer if I'm a virgin or not.
>>29002199
Why can't you stand it? If you're truly asexual then it should be just like giving her a massage or something.
>>29003290
Lemme answer it for you: You're a virgin. Go forth with that knowledge.
>>29003290
I'd say you're still a virgin, same as rape doesn't take your virginity away.
But it's not like it matters for you anyway, you can just lie and no one will ever find out. I mean it's not like you could have gotten any STDs from it.
>>29003379
>rape doesn't take your virginity away.
Are you fucking stupid?
>>29003286
>Maybe Poland is just different
Poland is one of the biggest providers of prostitutes to western Europe. Probably the second after Romania.
>>29003436
it also doesn't count if you regret it or if it happens on February 29th
How much money would it take for you to have sex with this?
>Post in thread
>Don't get a reply
I don't know why, but i feel like shit when this happens.
>>29003507
Someone JUST said this.
>>29003166
So yeah.
>>28996577
Beast is hot, but you'd have to stop doing it unless I give permission. Mostly because I know I can't compete with Rex Thunderknot.
>>29003574
It happens to all of us. I usually hang out a couple moments longer, but eventually, just leave a thread.
>>29003573
If I liked them I'd ask for the usual money that goes into days out/relationship shit/etc
dogs seem like a really good alternative to the judgemental male gaze until you get your first case of fleas
>>29003574
Me too, anon, me too. Which post was it?
>>29003757
plus a little extra, like what he has on his gut
>>29002167
I just wax sensitive areas. Shaving leaves bumps and makes sensitive areas itchy.
Take her to get it waxed if she can't do it herself.
>>29003784
>tfw bugcatching fetish so I'm fine with this
>>28996577
Yeah, that happens.
Be it of natural causes or mistakes like in that one doujin or whatever they're called when a girl took her virginity with a toy.
At least the firt time won't be as messy and painfull, so it's probably for the better.
Unless there's this strong desire to go through this "trial" together.
So yeah, all fine there.
>>29002167
I also have that. Most women do, sometimes it's coarse. I wax it, I think it's the best option. I'm saving to get laser removal, it won't be gone forever but it should help a lot. I hate it, it's really bad.
>>29002199
Tough one. I have a high sex drive. Now I wouldn't sleep with someone within a week, I guess, so by the time we get there, I'll most likely be in love, so I could do without the sex. But then we would have to cuddle a LOT.
>>29002550
Rude to people, in a non banter context. Whiny, that's unattractive on everyone. Liar, that's just bad.
>>29002865
Especially if he has a spanish/italian accent.
>>29002937
>Is it a turnoff being tall but not being ripped?
It's only a turnoff online. Irl, most guys aren't ripped and that's fine. Don't worry.
>>29003290
You are. Also, that's horrible. I hope you're doing okay.
>>29004406
She's actually mentioned wanting laser removal because aside from ass hair, she doesn't like how much hair she has in general, she says even if she wasn't shaving it for me, she'd be fed up with how much she has in general.
>>29004196
Okay real talk
I have never seen anyone do this gesture in real life
Is it just made up?
>>29002835
I would.
Would MURDER
>>29004406
What counts as whiny, anyway? It always seemed like an ambiguous term.
People who are rude are the worst though, I'll give you that.
>>29004553
Complaining/crying over things you are in control of/could change. I was like that as a teen, I learned to do something or keep it to myself, now.
On the opposite, someone who is polite and respectful, is a turn-on.
>>28996577
So wait, let me get this right.
You've never been with a human male, but you are 'not technically' a virgin because you've been using the family dog as a masturbation toy, internally, am I reading this right?
>>29000944
Certainly, I'd probably struggle to maintain any kind of a relationship with her.
>>29003573
That's already what my BF looks like so no money and mutually wasted money for both parties doing date activities.
Is it worth going to /soc/? Do people get to know eachother there? What should I expect?
>>29004761
Doesn't hurt to try. What's the worst that can happen? You might even end up meeting someone from there.
>>29004761
They're normie scum. Do not approach
>>29004890
>>29004813
Do they usually have stupidly high standards? I'm not even american,, but from Spain. Do you think that would matter?
>>29004934
>/soc/
>high standards
Top kek. Lots of human trash there. Then again, there are some decent people too. Find threads that are suitable for you.
What are you looking for exactly? Someone to hook up with? Just to talk to? Are you a guy or girl?
>>28996577
Fembots, why do you kittens so much?
Is it because they can't fuck you like dogs?
Towards malebots: Would it be understandable if you felt disgust towards your partner who showed interest in a negress or a guy? Asking for myself.
>>28996658
Nah fuck the police
Death to all women
>>29005774
Are you the guy who adopted 6 kittens and was mad at your coworkers because they made fun ?
>>28996678
Reminder that all fembots fuck dogs and horses
They'd fuck snakes and rabbits if they could figure out how
Death to all women
Is it true that guys don't like big breasts anymore?
>>28996899
No, no we wouldn't.
Speak for yourself, you degenerate thirsty faggot
Malebots, how the hell can I tell if a dude is interested in me? And I mean like non-verbal shit
>>29005803
Would I be disgusted if my gf was into a black girl or other guys?
If my gf is a lesbian I'm putting a fucking bullet in her head.
But if she's into a qt Asian girl, then she better bring her into the bedroom
If she's into another guy, she can fuck off and be with him. Let that cuckold kiss the lips that have rimmed my asshole.
