Red flags for girls
>she boils her veggies for longer than 6 minutes
>she farts anywhere other than alone
>she wears pants or dresses that expose her knee
>>28996369
>dude peoples' knees lmao
>She's three dimensional
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>she has male behaviours
I'd just become a faggot if I wanted to date someone who behaves like a guy
>she acts in a disgusting fashion
Pissing in the street, farting and burping when not alone, eating with bad manners, not taking a shower everyday, not changing clothes everyday, not cleaning your room/appartment at least once a week, not cleaning your hands everytime you can, among other things discards you from being wife material, if fucking hate dirty people
>she likes tattoos
>she owns a cat or worse yet, a dog
>she has kids who still live with her
>her place is a total mess
>she was raped in her recent past
>she likes fast food
>she shows cleavage
>she's had a one night stand
>she supports hillary
>>28996369
>she shows her ankles on the sabbath
LECHEROUS STRUMPET!!!!!
>>28996500
HNNNGGGG Mark Harmon is such a handsome man.
>>28996369
you want to date your mom?
>>28996480
>not cleaning your hands everytime you can
This is the only one I disagree with, because even though you should I know people forget to carry around hand lotion, and dry hands suck.
>>28996530
No my mother regularly farts in company it's repulsive she thinks it's funny.
Every time she does it I slap her on the ass and say "you dirty rotten skank piss off" and she giggles.
>>28996422
How do you feel about loving drawings made by fat neckbeards?
>>28996588
at least they don't have disgusting personalities like most women do
>>28996554
She wants to fuck anon
>>28996369
>Picture Related....
Why would anyone do this?
>>28996369
>>she wears pants or dresses that expose her knee
What the fuck you talking about grampa? short skirts are the best.
>>28996648
inb4 its actually hillary's tinder profile
the biggest tell to stay the fuck away is
>she's one of the guys (absolute worst one)
>hair dyed in an unnatural color
>piercings and tatoos
>talks about ex-boyfriends
>has been/is into drugs
>female friends are sluts
SAVE THAT AKARI.
Hit no red flags on this thread, but then again those red flags are pretty basic fampai, if I do say so myself
>>28998065
How do you feel about becoming my girlfriend?
>>28998216
Nevermind, I hit one, I'm not 2D.
Sorry your search must continue
>>28998390
Girl I don't care about that. I care about you.
>>28998390
>2016
>not being 2D
>>28996799
One of those were into me, fuck I'm getting desperate...
>she has more dimension than two
>>28999947
I am 1 dimension
>>29000964
you are a line?
>>28996554
HNNNNG
Hot as fuck
>>29000964
Baby you must be a line because you've gone right through and pierced my heart!