How the FUCK do you even compete?
>>28996225
With this of course
>>28996225
>tumblr
Anyway, I'm handsome, clean, and have a large dick, but I can't talk to girls. This is my flaw, not my dick size.
>>28996315
>cut
>competing with that glorious uncut masterrace cock
keep dreaming nigger
>no one ever gets laid because a small percentage of guys have huge dicks
>>28996225
Seems kinda small tbqh pham
>>28996225
I guess you could shave pubes to make your dick look bigger. Then lose all fat to remove the fat coating your dick, stealing your valuable inches. Then you could do jelqing, which should increase your size by at least a inch. Don't be a Debbie downer you piece of shit
>>28996339
> tfw caught a coworker named Debbie choking on a legit 10" cock (Chad coworker) when we were closing up shop one night
Fuck you
>>28996327
being white and uncut count AGAINST you, you dumb fucking virgin
>>28996225
Veiny cocks creep me out.
>>28996225
by having a 7.5 inch dick that fits snug in a pussy
>>28996225
i dont
i never had sex never will
>>28996333
Sauce?
It's original so don't mute me
>>28996443
> he isn't at least 8"
She won't even remember you by next week, meanwhile she literally can't sleep at night because shes worried Chad might not let her ride his cock again
>>28996225
by not fucking midgets. look at the size of her fingers vs her hand, or the length of the man's thigh vs her whole body.
she's a midget.
>>28996511
> doesn't know what perspective is
Autism: the post
How can you even compete with me robots.
>>28996396
So it got to that point because he had a 10' dick or because he had game?
The salt is unreal
>>28996408
are you retarded? uncut cock is delicious
>>28996595
>a little over 7.5" girth because you pumped too long or got some synthol dick
>that 4" head
lmao'ing at your cone dick fampai
>>28996595
fuck dude that is one of the weirdest dicks i have ever came across lmfao
>>28997741
I can top him robit
>>28996770
So jealous arnt you anon.
If it was pumped I would have my head also bigger.
If it was synthole the whole thing would be swolen.
>>she says "I love-" and cuts herself off
>>tell her that she loves my cock and ask her what she loves about it
>>28996612
Having game leads to the point when you show her the dick, then it's up to the dick size.
So yeah, in the end it's the 10 inch dick.
>>28997785
>Girth LITERALLY longer than his length
the fuck???
>>28997785
Is there more?
This is insanely hot
>>28997785
I wish my cock was this big.
>small pencil dick
Don't even care since I have better odds of winning the lottery 3 times in a row than I do of fucking a female.
