>Haha, that's right anon! I'm a witch! And I'm transforming you into a cute girl now to punish you for all those r9k misogyny posts I found in your browser history! Hope you enjoy getting hit on, "qt 3.14"
>>28993105
Do I get to keep my cock?
>>28993105
But how will I impregnate my girlfriend like that?
>>28993121
>no hahahahaha!
>>28993121
Yeah, but it's going to get surgically reconstructed to look kind of like a vagina. Just don't forget to use your dilators or else it'll heal itself over.
>>28993105
Jokes on you. That's my fetish. Haha
>>28993194
>tfw your penis is turned inside out and you're really aroused but you can't get an erection anymore so you just submissively rub on a random guy's dick instead
Is this supposed to be a punishment?
>>28993212
Same here
>>28993105
Has anyone else ever fantasized about this?
n-no homo
>>28993265
Yeah I have honestly.
I wish I was a cute girl.
>>28993212
>>28993253
>You won't be laughing when you start experiencing sexism firsthand hahahaha! Get ready to be mansplained to and talked over by men who don't respect you enough to let you finish your sentences hahahaha!
>>28993265
I don't want to mutilate myself or wear lingerie as I am now, but it would be pretty neat to be a cute girl
>>28993279
I still don't see the problem
>>28993355
>it would be pretty neat to be a cute girl
What would you do if you woke up as a cute girl, anon?
My browser doesn't keep a history. She's probably also lying about being a witch.
>>28993386
>She's probably also lying about being a witch.
True, she actually just laced your weed with PCP and then took you to a crooked Mexican sex change clinic for breast implants, hair extensions, body hair removal, facial feminization surgery, castration, and vaginoplasty.
>>28993382
Walk around the nearby nig city at night in the shortest skirt I can find.
I don't know what happened to my life that I fantasize about being a girl and being raped by nigs
>>28993443
>Walk around the nearby nig city at night in the shortest skirt I can find.
l-lewd anon-chan...
>>28993382
>masturbate furiously
>try and understand why
>tell gf and only the few friends I know wouldn't completely freak out (includes parents)
>book a full spa-bodycare-massage day, get smooth and nice
>resume life as usual, but as a cute girl
honestly not much ... I just think it would be neat to be able to wear lingerie and not look like a moron
I'm really jealous that girls get to wear frilly stuff and it looks good on them while when guys vear frilly stuff it looks retarded
Also I could have hot lesbian sex which is the most beautiful form of sex (at least aesthetically)
>>28993443
I don't want to be molested by negroes
>>28993534
What is this lame non-degenerate shit?
>>28993560
Don't be jealous of that anon being more pure than you. The world needs both good trannies and dirty trannies.
>>28993194
I will try to remember.
Thanks mahou obaa-chan.
>>28993560
>>28993586
maybe because I don't consider women to be all whores
I despise whores but honestly, most people are, regardless of gender
I try to be a good man and if I was a woman I'd strive to be a good woman too
What does it say about you if, when you're given the opportunity to assume the role of the people you hate, you act the same ?
>>28993646
Don't slut shame anon, anon.
>>28993666
nice trips, satanas
>>28993646
I don't hate women though, my girlfriend is a giant whore I don't give a care
>>28993738
>my girlfriend is a giant whore
what do you mean by "a giant whore" ?
>>28993759
I mean she has sex with other dudes on a regular basis, often for money. Like I said earlier I don't know what went wrong in my life
>>28993785
damn that's a bit loose
do you mind it ?
>>28993822
No I don't mind it, I've even sat in a few times because the guy asked about it.
>>28993842
I don't think I can ever understand this but as long as you're happy with your life, I guess all is good
>>28993785
How did you end up in a relationship with a prostitute in the first place? Was she already a prostitute when you began dating her?
My plan all along, dumb roastie witch!
Hehe
>>28993923
She had stopped by the time we got together but then started doing it again when she needed money, she hid it but I found out from one of her friends that she had a falling out with. I talked to her about it and let her know I didn't care so now instead of tiptoeing around she's open about it.
>>28993105
>implying i leave the house to be hit on
>implying you've done anything other than allow me to post images/do streams to get free money from beta orbiters
thanks i guess.
>>28993994
You sound like a pretty cool guy, anon. A cool guy who is making horrible life decisions, but pretty cool nonetheless.
>>28994023
My life was already a mess at that point so it didn't phase me; starting to finally get out of the nosedive I was in though, going to school in the fall, quit drinking, etc
>>28994050
I hope things get better for you anon and I'm proud of you, whatever shit you pulled yourself out of
Just watch out for this relationship, it might start dragging you down at some point
>>28993785
Literally a cuck. Break up with her, my man.
Please.
>>28993105
Haha joke's on you. I'd be a really butch dyke and get laid all the time.
>>28993105
Good fucking luck you stupid witch cunt
Your slut magic can't even call compare to my dark wizard magic.
My eternal autism has manifested itself into pure energy that can be used at will.
You never stood a chance.
>>28993105
This is my dream. I would try to find an abusive daddy that would hit and punish rape me on a daily basis until I have no sense of self worth anymore.
>>28993666
don't tumblr, satan
