4pm friday?
yes, where in albert park are we meeting senpai?
lets be honest here none of us will turn up
Beta uprising, Aussie edition?
>>28992057
r9gay meet up
where? i'm in chch
>>28992121
auckland desu
>>28992051
I'll turn up. Don't leave me hanging anons ;-;
fuck i'm kinda worried about my exams aye, might have to retake maths 150
>>28991854
Yes in the albert park WWII tunnels underneath the fountain
>>28991476
If I show up and I'm tripping my balls off can we still hang out? And maybe do some more drugs?
>>28991476
btw this thread is for auckland robot meetup, if you're a loser with no friends and want some then this is ur chance
>>28992199
famipai pls, there's no access to those
can we say no one over 6ft?
what do you all look like anyway? are you ugly faggots or what?
>>28992257
manlet?
original
ok who was this, was in owen glenn toilets
Palmy fag here
>>28992293
>ugly faggot
what did he mean by this
How do you guys know where to find each other? Albert park is a big place and there will be a lot of people there at 4 pm.
>>28992914
whats the deal are you guys normies or incels?
>>28992914
WEAR A FUCKING FEDORA
>>28991476
>>28991854
>>28992914
should we meet up by the fountain? or in the rotunda? or anyone have any suggestions?
>>28993025
By the statue of Queen Victoria.
No asians are coming right?
are you guys fucking weebs or chads
>>28993091
o-only whites allowed? ._.
>>28993187
That was a joke fampai.
>>28993101
I'm a weeb.
so why don't you guys have friends? what's wrong with y'all
>>28993336
>friends
what did he mean by this
This is where we meet brobots, 4pm tomorrow
In 24 hours, we'll have some friends :3
>>28993910
ages? i'm 18
Grill yes or no?
>>28994010
Will grills be there? Almost certainly not.
I'm 23, what about everyone else?
>>28994047
18, am i to young
Sigh I wish I could come, I'll be back in Auckland in two weeks. If this thing goes well you guys should do another meetup.
>tfw just want friends
>>28994069
where do you live senpai? How old are you? what do you do? maybe we can be friends
anyone from the Far North here??? its so lonely among the maoris and dole bludgers
>>28994069
I go to university in Wellington, but with all the breaks I'm usually in Auckland for half my time (where my parents live). I'm 21. What do you do, how old are you?
>>28994989
Ugh I'm dumb, meant for >>28994604
obviously.
I am way to nervous to do this I live in auckland and want friends but the idea of meeting people off the internet and making conversation sound awkward as fuck. Also itd be painful to meet people who are successful
Tfw 24 and neet
>>28995086
hello, don't worry, I'm a loser and 24. Where in auck do you live? in the city? why are you a neet?
>>28992203
what'll you bring?
fuck if you're all in your 20s idk if i should come
>>28996062
how old are you?
chocolate icecream
>>28996100
18
oregami famiglia
>>28996128
it's ok, you can be our bitch boy :^)
>>28996159
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
shoe lace manufacturing plasterboard
>tfw no girlfriend in Auckland who likes anime
>>28996284
ayy bby, how old are you? and are you qt?
>>28996298
21 and 4/10 on a good day
>>28996284
more like,
tfw no gf fullstop
how do i get a gf at uoa, cold approach?
>>28992057
That's not Australia. That's Poo Peeland
>>28996323
>how do i get a gf at uoa, cold approach?
Two easy steps.
1. Be attractive.
2. See step 1.
>tfw finish work at 5:30pm
>>28996319
oh damn, maybe not then
>>28996336
how do you know this, have you cold approached? be honest
>>28996370
O-okay have a good one.
>>28996348
aww man, work in the city?
>>28996383
tried the UoA anime club?
>tfw still at uni right now
I have assignments due tomorrow night too, so no 4pm for me
>>28996434
No, christ. I'm not that autistic.
>>28996458
assignment for what?
>>28992767
Same lad
O R I G I N A L
>>28996463
but you're 4/10, where else will you find one?
anyone texted the bj number in the general library toilets
>>28996486
I'd be 6/10 if I hit the gym more often to be honest. I imagine the anime club is full of thirsty guys twice as autistic but five times as good looking as me anyway.
>>28996527
i look good in the mirror but shit in photos, what the fuck
>>28996298
I'm 26 and at least 7/10, let's fug
would you date this unfortunate women, if not you haven't lowered your standards enough
>>28996566
The way you perceive yourself in front of the mirror is not an accurate representation of what you look like. There's a significant amount of visual illusion occurring due to the angle and how the brain recognises yourself.
Photos are much more accurate of how you look. Also, if your camera has a selfie mode, that's pretty accurate too.
>>28996575
I would use her as a practice gf.
I would date her, treat her nice and have sex with her if she wanted so long as she was a good person, until someone better came along or I got tired of her.
>>28996599
no, i look good in the phone camera when i'm about to take a photo
when i take a photo with my phone camera it deforms my face, it literally twists and elongates it
if i use a decent camera, looks just as it does in the mirror
>>28996575
there is no god, there is no proof of a gods existence
this pic proves it
>>28996575
This made me very sad to read :(
And no, I wouldn't. She would probably be weird and obsessive because she has no one else. She would try to do all kinds of shit instead of just being calm and quiet. I don't even like being around attractive girls anymore either, or anybody really
is seeing a prostitute at 19 an extremely autistic thing to do
>>28996647
>my subjective opinion proves the nonexistence of God
>>28996733
the day will come when theists will be tipping their fedoras
>>28996757
Kek
What does that even mean
You seem to know a lot about the mysteries of the universe my deep, underage friend. Maybe nobody knows as much as they think they know
>>28996618
you would fuck her but would you kiss her?
>>28996568
are you a chad or an autist? khv?
>>28996812
Yes of course. I said treat her nice.
>>28996808
i don't want to create a divide between us, can we just have a civilised discussion
>>28996830
No, because that's all I had to say
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYEdSGopKUc
me irl
>>28996566
POST PIC
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origami
>>28996845
Unless you >>28996830 have other stuff you want to say, then go ahead
>>28995870
not that other guy but it's shroom season famzz
>>28996845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0XTgP5Lku4
>>28996857
i don't want people at uni to recognize me from an incel sushi rolling imageboard 2bh, would be embarrassing
>>28996893
pfft post it and then delete it senpai
>>28996896
you'll just save it and repost it
>>28996912
whatever famalambamdon'tban
>>28995234
I live in auckland now. I just lost my job (2nd one in 6 months) and I am probably going to move back to christchurch because I am too poor for this city.
>>28997042
that sucks anon ;-; why do you keep losing jobs? Hope things go okay for you
>>28996873
>women in charge of having interesting or original philosophical ideas
Yikes bro, that was cringy and self important as fuck. She just tries to shill her shitty half baked ideas that are in her writing. I've never seen somebody be so smug about such a simple narrow minded idea in my whole life. What a miserable old bag lol
>>28997066
Thanks man ive just had bad luck. Had a meeting today and they said basically that my skills arent matched and I have had a bad run with jobs that arent suited to me. Fucking john keys 90 day trial period is the gayest shit.
So yea now im a neet. Whats up with you friendly anon?
>>28992121
Churchchurch
>>28991476
I'm gonna carry my pink horse dildo!
>>28996729
Depends on whether its your first and if it's a substitute for normal sex or not
>>28997459
yes it's my first, and no it's not a substitute
i want to get laid but no girl will ever want me so i need to pay for it
>>28997470
i say do it, you might as well get experience with a actual professional whore in case you ever get have sex with a non professional one
Please don't make Albert park smell like autism
>>28997653
fuck you, i highly doubt anyone will turn up anyways
>social outcasts pretend organise social event
cute, guys.
>>28994069
lmao fuck, wish I could come too desu, living in Melbourne now but used to go to UoA ;__;
r u guys gonna b there till 5pm
>>28999333
hey, sup A, nice double trips
Bahahahahha Aussies meeting up to beta rise together but it will most likely end up with them all bumming each other in the closest toilet. Because no gf meme
>Australians
Also, can I come if the latter happens? I wana get fucked in my ass. No joke