>be peaceful NEET
>living in ancestral basement and using every part of the tendy
>cleanface normie called Mommy comes down
>used to be nice, traded goodboy points and Mountain Dew in exchange for emptying urine jugs in the great plains of the backyard
>now says it's her basement, time for me to get job like the normie man, cut greasy hair and wear clothes from American Eagle and Urban Outfitters
>tell her this not my basement or hers, all belongs to the Great Waifu, no want dress like the normie man, the wa-uh ayge-ku'k in our language
>Mommy say she's had enough, going to call someone
>two days later normie man in suit come, say he from the courthouse, gives me what he says is "eviction notice," that house belong to Mommy
>realize Mommy has broken our treaty
>grab my Katana and whoop out a mighty war RRRRRREEEEEEE and chase normie man
>manage to slice off some hair before he runs out of basement
>affix hair to wall with tape and perform mighty scalp dance for my tribe of Asian cartoon plastic figurines
>Mommy says she calling the cleanfaces in blue clothes to come arrest me
>taking me to the NEET reservation called in their language 'Men-tell-hospit El.'
>mfw
>>28990930
>perform mighty scalp dance for my tribe of Asian cartoon plastic figurines
lel
7/10. A hearty kek.
>>28990930
They say the wagefaces came from across the great sea, come to take our basement away
>>28990930
The best one I've read in some time. Keep it up and you might just become the new NEET comedian!
>>28990930
Holy kek. This is pretty good anon
>>28990930
More of these treasures.
I trade.
>the chad man came, across the sea
>he brought us pain, and misery
>he killed our pride, ignored our REEEEEs
>he took our stacies for his own needs
>we fought him hard, we fought him well
>on /r9k/ we gave him hell
>but normies came, too much for REEEEEEE
>oh will we ever be set free?
>>28990930
This is a BEYOND well deserved Kek... can you make more?
This is copypasta, I've seen it here before.
>>28992845
tears to my face, this brings...
>>28992845
>>28990930
this will be on /r/4chan by tomorrow morning
another symbol of the normies greed
>>28992845
Finish the song finish the song!!!
>>28990930
Holy shit this is hilarious OP.
>>28990930
you good
>>28992845
>Ignore the shiiiillls
>You won't find wiiiife
>You won't pay biiiils
>You suck at liiiife
I thought about replacing "suck" with "rock"
Great post op and it brings up a great question.
Why is there such a big gap in creativity between needs and wagecucks? Is the needs abundant free time giving him the advantage? Or is the wage cucks large amount of stress clouding his mind? Or could it be that wage cucks are really just less intelligent? I mean, you'd have to be an idiot to waste your life making money for some jew while being treated like garbage.
>>28995147
Sorry auto corrected to need from neet
>>28994864
>slaving for wages and normies' tips
>shitposting hard on my break
>chasing the NEETcucks out of their board
>beating them at their own game
>jailtime for fridgebro a stab in the back
>robots and cyborgs are cowards attaaaaack
[refrain]
>normie chad in the barren threads
>sliding and shilling's the game
>saving the pepes and capping the posts
>the only good robots are tame
>coming from reddit and stealing their memes
>reposting the bad and upvoting the old
>>28995206
Compile all that in 1 post, I gotta go clean my lair for normie points
>>28995206
>the chad man came, across the sea
>he brought us pain, and misery
>he killed our pride, ignored our REEEEEs
>he took our stacies for his own needs
>we fought him hard, we fought him well
>on /r9k/ we gave him hell
>but normies came, too much for REEEEEEE
>oh will we ever be set free?
>Ignore the shiiiillls
>You won't find wiiiife
>You won't pay biiiils
>You suck at liiiife
>slaving for wages and normies' tips
>shitposting hard on my break
>chasing the NEETcucks out of their board
>beating them at their own game
>jailtime for fridgebro a stab in the back
>robots and cyborgs are cowards attaaaaack
[refrain]
>normie chad in the barren threads
>sliding and shilling's the game
>saving the pepes and capping the posts
>the only good robots are tame
>coming from reddit and stealing their memes
>reposting the bad and upvoting the old
>>28990930
10/10 pasta I laugh every time
>>28995615
Oh man, somone needs to make a full band recording of this.
>>28996673
Call Iron Maiden
or make /r9k/ band
Nickel NEETs
>>28996740
>Nickel NEETs
NEETelback?
>>28992845
Oh good Lord, that is fantastic.
>>28990930
>emptying urine jugs in the great plains of the backyard
Why not the toilet?
