>walking along the beach minding your own business
>suddenly girl on the right yells at you from one of the towers "hey faggot, I dare you to come here and lick my friend's pussy"
>they all laugh
what do?
shout back "Only if she buys me dinner first"
>>28990407
honestly I would run away probably
or quietly say "h-haha no thanks" then run away
its for the best desu I don't want my first sexual experience to be with creepy beach sluts
>>28990407
To be honest I probably would since it might be my only chance.
call my parents
>>28990407
keep walking away from the degenerates
>>28990407
turn 360 degrees and lick her right in the pussy
id probably turn awkwardly, admire the one on the right, and go home to jerk it
>>28990407
Do it if it's clean, but if it isn't 180 and back the fuck off.
>>28990407
ask her if she does anal instead
>>28990407
Bust my glock to ensure all you niggas rest in peace. Schwarzenegger I, straight slaugther niggas, Im offin niggas screamingoff wth niggas heads.
>say nothing and walk away like a sperg
>mfw similar happend to me 4 years ago
>>28990483
>"hahaha ewwwww creep! Let's call the cops, it'll be funny to see this perv get arrested!"
>>28990407
inform them that cunnilingus is unsanitary and that I don't want to get diseases
>walking through the park at 11pm
>can just about see a guy and a girl fucking on a bench
>girl shouts at me asking if I want to join
>>28990407
Yeah, set the time and place?
something like that, I don't know.
I'll have to find some way to practice, and they seem like practice girls
>>28990660
For real? did you get an erection just being in their presence?
>>28990407
>licking a stranger's pussy
>pussies eject blood and other nasty shit
>pedestrian pussy is likely hairy
hell no
this also happen to me too
Girl asks if she wants to fuck her friend. Then quickly asks if i have a condom...
>condomless, went home and jerked it
>>28990682
Yeah, I could barely make them out. I was just staring at what looked like a homeless person in a sleeping bag until I heard her shout. I just walked away confused, no erection.
>>28990452
You are the absolute least funniest person on this board
>>28990753
>>28990709
You had it all and you blew it, I'd do anything for an offer like that.
>>28990811
I don't think the offer was sincere (since she laughed), and if it was that's STD central.
>>28990452
* "Only if you get the sand out of it! And yours too!"
what the fuck did you say fucking bitch?
this is not a good to make me angry
Keep walking and keep minding my own business. Any other answer is faggotry.
>>28990407
- Ask "Will I get a blowjob back?"
- Smile seductively
- Hang out and smoke weed with them
- Back to my place for a threesome
>>28990452
That would've been funny if you weren't a tripfag
>>28990407
I'd be scared and wouldn't say anything back. I would get away from them as fast as I could, hurry home and fap thinking about it.
who's the faggot forcing this crusty meme?
>>28990452
>shout back "Only if she buys me dinner first"
>lame as
And this is why you're still a fucktard virgin.
If she's daring you to do it, might be STD or something. Probably still do it though, if all seemed well.
"I'm not in the mood for roast beef right now"
>>28990452
back to rebbit tripfag
>>28991632
better crusties than fags and ir
>>28990452
no you wouldnt. youd be the one on the left, long haired fag.
>>28990407
Sorry I have a gf and it would be very difficult on her emotionally when your friend in the bushes uploads the video
>>28990407
oh my goddd yes
>tfw you will never sit along an abandoned boardwalk all summer smoking weed and getting sexually abused, molested/ made a bitch by these stoner whores
>tfw the will never basically enslave you because they see you so innocent and they want to disgrace you and you eventually turn into a 100-pound dangly camo-jacketed stoner
>ywn finally find the metal band mates you have been looking for all your life to play and they will never own you in a polyamours relationship between the three of you
>>28991167
HAHAA
>smile seductively
Fuck off mate, I know what would happen
>u-uh l-ladies please I'm not one to engage in sexual intercourse with an unknown persons
>>28991709
It's true.
Robo robo
>>28990407
No you come here and suck me, bitch!
Thrust pelvic motion
>tfw fetish for trashy sluts with nice bodys
The nastier the better
