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Why are chestlets always so mad? Even manlets and dicklets don't
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Why are chestlets always so mad?

Even manlets and dicklets don't get as upset as chestlets do
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>>28989181
yaaaaaaaawwwwwnnnn
try harder fgt
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>>28989181
FLAT IS JUSTICE
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>>28989245
on lolis maybe
on grown women though? No. Pretty much a deformity
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>>28989272
>IMPLYING THAT BIG ASS FLAT CHEST IS NOT THE BEST COMBO
Are you gay?
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>>28989312
Big ass big chest is the best combo
Grown women are supposed to be fully developed
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because women spend their lives getting everything they want and being told they're perfect. As soon as they encounter someone who has just a little bigger tits, gets a little more attention, fucks a few more chads, gets a slightly richer beta provider, it's like their whole world-view shatters
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the image is shopped sry
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>>28989357
This

Although no ass big chest is fine too in my opinion
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>>28989357
>He doesn't want male looking girls

How gay can someone be? ffs
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I've seen that Skrillex before. She was in another picture where she and a bunch of girls were naked in a row.
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>>28989272
But my ideal loli has big tits and unreal developed ass
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>>28989416
Chestlet detected

No one wants you
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>>28989592
rich men like chestlets, poorfag. no girls want you anyway
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>>28989592
there are no grills here, faggot
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guy here
you can't genuinely think the one on the right is ideal here, can you?
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>>28989744
If you don't think she's ideal you're mentally ill

She is perfectly built to bear strong healthy children

She is vastly genetically superior to the other two
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I like all breasts, large and small. Large breasts are nice and jiggly, I'd like to use one as a pillow one day. Flat chests are cute too, especially on petite girls or skinny cardio-workout girls. Flat chests go great with yoga pants too, since you aren't distracted from the ass and thighs that way.

The only bad breasts are ugly wrinkly old lady tits. Or ones with weird nipples or scars or tattoos or some other deformity. Tattoos are fucking disgusting, quickest way for an otherwise cute girl to turn to shit.
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>>28989744

Her face is not that attractive but her body is in fact ideal.
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>wah, I I've sexy little tits
I love small tits, but I hate insecurity about them
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being a chestlet is like having a micropenis and walking around in a speedo all the time. not only are you inadequate, but everyone knows it.
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do i smell a cowtits thread?
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>>28989181
it is common for women to be insecure about their appearance, because it's the only thing they have to offer.
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>>28990627
Those tattoos always throw me off
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I've always found chestlets to be the most attractive. I can't even scoop up a insecure titless gf. Tits like >>28990627 are actually repulsing at least in my eyes. My mom probably didn't breast feed me as a kid because nobody has ever loved me so it might be the cause. Petite is best.
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>>28990825
Also, chicks with big tits ALMOST ALWAYS have such ugly fucking faces. It's like nature had to give them tits to attract retarded men to fuck their ugly asses. Not even kidding I actually believe this.
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>>28990825
petite means you want to fuck children. thats the truth
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tfw female with tiny tits and i'm currently dating a small trans girl with the cutest pink butthole, completely cut men (in a romantic sense) out my life, WGTOW!
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>>28990900
Big fat women means you want to fuck men, that's the truth.
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>>28990943
That doesn't make sense even in a "hurhur epix meme response" kind of way
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>>28990900
So the girl in the middle from OPs picture isn't attractive and I find her attractive I want to fuck children?

You're probably an imbecile that thinks fucking a 16 year old means you're a pedophile. Get lost faggot.

Show me a beautiful chick with big tits. You can't she's only beautiful to you because of those nasty things. You're fucking yourself over to feed your baby for a while and then having to live with that dumb butterfaced whore. Have at it. Have them all.
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>>28989181
Holy shit. One in the middle has killer hips. If she got just a little bit thicker... breh
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>>28991055
the girl in the middle of OP isn't petite you downy fuckhead
kys and come back later
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>>28991040
Women should be small and slim with cute little curves. If your woman is big and thick, you honestly may as well fuck a fat man, no difference body wise.
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if my gf had big boobs I would probs use her then dump her
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>>28991055
>big titted women can't be beautiful

wew lad
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>>28991097
>Women should be small and slim
therefore, you want to fuck children. theres also a difference between a woman being fat and a woman being thicc, but i guess autistic pedophiles like you try and deny that
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>>28991131
Prove me wrong. Show me any dumb bitch with big tits that has better than a 6 for a face. They're my unicorns. Convert me. It's not like I wouldn't enjoy being attracted to one since it would expand my spank bank.
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>>28991169
People this retarded are on the board I frequent. Summerfags ffs!
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>>28991198

>Implying big tit girls don't look retarded
this thread is fucking gay
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>>28991090
wew ladimus
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>>28991169
there are females under 16 with thiccer bodies and bigger breasts than a lot of grown women, so you're a pedo too
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>>28990914
>dating a tranny
>claims to cutoff men romantically

Wew lass.
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>>28989181
What is all this ""thicc"" shit about? I like big breasts on thin girls. Liking big girls is just weird.
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>>28991182
its literally no effort to prove you're wrong
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>>28991221
petite is relative to height more than anything you retard, not titty size
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>>28991254
i know some people might think that, but she doesn't have the same crazy standards and expectations that men have had in the past, she's just like any other girl i've dated
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>tfw found a blog (http://brasihate.blogspot.com/p/index-of-reviews.html) about a big tit girl trying and reviewing different bras
>tfw currently fappin to her pics
feels good mayn
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>>28991321
They don't look like they're real. Got a better picture or sauce?

>>28991352
Tiny/petite/small/short okay thanks for the lesson in things that are synonymous. I'm well aware petite is in regards to height and not bust size. You're just trying to trip me up with your garbage because you have no argument like most people around here. A 4'10 girl isn't anywhere near as short as a child especially a pre-pubescent one.
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>>28991485
Don't really even care to have this stupid conversation. I'll image search and if those tits are real which I fucking pretty much know aren't then I'll go castrate myself.
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Anyone else get off on small breast humiliation?
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because manlets can still be smart, strong and capable even if they're unattractive

chestlets and roasties are worthless because women have only one thing to offer in life
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>>28991485
just go to /s/ catalog and look for big tit threads
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>you will never be able to do this
Feels bad, man.
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> A 4'10 girl isn't anywhere near as short as a child especially a pre-pubescent one.

This is the part where you're BTFO
http://www.disabled-world.com/artman/publish/height-weight-teens.shtml
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>>28991641
>there are no females in the world bigger than 163cm
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>>28991734
>what are averages?

dumbcunt
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I prefer smaller breasts but good proportions us priority.
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>>28991759
>proving your own point to be futile

cuntdumb
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>>28991600
Just thought it was funny that the picture was what I'm assuming a chestlet with fake tits. Don't know why girls do that to themselves it makes them look wonky and weird.

I'm a burger that's bad at math and conversion. What is it? Matches up to 13 year olds? Ohhhh sooo terrible.. Grow up kiddo.

Enjoy your ugly chicks with big tits is all I'm saying. To each their own.
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>>28989181
I'd suck on 6/6 out of those nipples and 3/3 of the pussies.
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>>28989181
Girl in the middle has the best body

girl on the left has the best face

but all I wan to do is bury my face in those titties
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>>28989181
Girl on the right looks a lot like Oklahoma
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>>28991781
enjoy fucking women that look like kids you mentally deranged fuck
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I doubt anyone will read this but: "Chestlets" don't not fall for the meme. You will always be able to find love.
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>>28991641
Plus 4'11 is really quite small. I'm not good with throwing out numbers like that but I'm also not some autist that focuses on height when we're talking about tits and I mention somebody being petite.


Jesus I hope you're baiting because you're really quite something.
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>>28991781
>ugly
kekaroony
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>>28991835
Clearly you're a mentally challenged fuck. You've made such great arguments. wew

I fucking hate summerfags.
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have the guys who make these threads ever been with a girl/a girl with big tits?

do the girls who post these threads actually have nice, shapely big tits or even big tits?

i for one, think not
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>>28991878
I personally prefer more angular faces to mushier ones like that. Also I like bony chicks because of how weak they look.

I am into the thigh gap meme way more than the big boobs meme.
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>>28991878
Okay. That's definitely a 9/10 if not 10/10. Yet, that's such a rare combination. Appreciate you throwing that into this bread.
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>>28991918
I just want to pick girls like this up and throw them down and fuck them and be mean to them.
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>>28991918
>i like my women looking like kids
>i like my women looking weak

holy fucking shit what is wrong with you
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>>28991962
kek.

will respond/b8

Keep trying.
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>>28991962
I have a power/control fetish. I like how weak and frail they look. When I fuck girls I pick them up by their hip bones and fuck them by rowing them into me while their upper body dangles and flails helplessly on the bed.
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>>28991918
Her figure is great. Women like this can be the biggest sluts and still get respect and look classy whilst doing it.
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>>28991962
Kill yourself, lard bitch.
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>>28992037
no one, literally no one, in this thread wants that. literally fucking no one
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>>28991775
>>28991918
>>28991950
>>28992017

Yes! Chestlets for life.
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>>28992054
I like little white butts with squeeky little pussies. You can keep le thick lard asses. I never got the fat ass meme, like when you're fucking you can't get as deep or fuck as relentlessly as a skinny little 19 year old. It's just more weight. Plus pointy hip bones are hot as fuck.
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pls post more cow tits i need it
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>>28992106
We weren't talking about fat asses though. He just likes big tits and he threw the conversation off by his pedo rant.

Also, pointy hip bones are awesome. You're doing god's work right now familam.
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>>28992143
yo she's pretty banging for being 69 years old
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>>28992136
Skinny girls usually don't have cow tits

I am into thin long legs, especially on busted ass edgy chicks like the ones at tony and guy

I like to fap to super sexually developed chicks sometimes, but scrawny ass skeletons are my shit in real life.
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>>28991530
I sure do, my man
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>>28992181
I know, hardcore milf shit

big tits seem like they'd be nice to fuck, but not to gf with

I've never dated a girl who wasn't underweight though
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I've always seen the threads on 4chan and people with very specific preferences, and I like to fuck all types of women, chestlets, titcows, teens and milfs. I'm down with almost anything

/broadtaste/
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>>28991530
I like when one girl is taller and prettier better, but is alright
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>>28992280
We'd all fuck any chick who is 5/10 or above. The question is who do you introduce to your friends and actually date?
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fet gruel cant build stale wings
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tit stool can't pelt seal trees
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Stanley Kubrick is an over rated hack
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>>28990848
Yeah whatever you say, chestlet

Stay salty
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>>28993298
obvious shop is obvious. it's almost insulting that someone would think that they could fool anyone with that low-level shop.
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>>28993424
>being this mad

Lmao'ing @ ur lyfe
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I want to dive into a huge pair of cowtits

Too bad the big tits are always surrounded by a houndred guys with a big tit fetish
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>>28993499
Honestly I've found that girls with cowtits are almost always really fucking cool and easy to talk to and very friendly
I think it's because big tits bring a motherly quality to their personality

Chestlets are usually massive sluts or stuck up bitches cause they have to compensate for their lack of womanly features
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>>28993718
This might be true, now that I'm thinking about it. I know a few big tits and they're open and friendly, and warm
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>>28993809
Yeah I'd be in heaven if I had a cowtits gf

Not only is the sex better but you just have that warm and securing presence around all the time
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>There is a possibility that a chestlet is browsing here
>There is another possibility that a big tit robot is actually bullying the chestlet femanon
This reminds me of YuruYuri senpai
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>>28989181
All women hate other women. Everything is a competition with them.

Small breasts typically = sore loser.
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>>28994296
Female robot btw

>Big tit robot would be just an average fat robot
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>>28993809

Why wouldn't they be, they have tons of people going out of their way to please them because of their big boobs once they develop them
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>>28993718
my ex had big breasts and she was always making everyone cards and stuff on their birthday, cooking for everyone, etc. so you might be on to something.
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>>28992017
>not being powerful enough to control and dominate a healthy looking woman

Disgusting lowtestlets need to leave
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>>28989825
Im vastly genetically superior to your degenerate shitcan ass. Cry bitch.
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>>28993718
Correlation != causation

It's all about estrogen, m8
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