>tfw I have a crush on an actual Stacy
W-what do I do?
>>28988665
call her "mommy" and present yourself and your resources to be harvested.
>>28988665
Stop being a faggot. I learned the hard way that "crushes" are pathetic and useless and belong in middle school.
I've had a crush on a stacey before. Just literally let it past. If you can't even get a girl who's a 5, why the hell would stacey ever want you.
>>28988699
This. The only hope is to be her provider in the vain hope she decides to give you a pity fuck of riding your dick with her trained stacy pussy as you hopelessly cum in less than 30 seconds.
Go for it op. What can possibly happen
>>28988665
kill yourself?
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>>28988665
Only way to get her is to work hard, get a nice paying job, keep saving all that money until she's 30+ then try to get together with her.
If you have more money than the others you will marry that woman. If you're into certain fetishes it will also make it easier so she doesn't feel "guilty" at cheating.
Talk to her like you talk to a friend. Just bee urself and she will eat u up XDDD
>>28988665
Everyday they're getting older more worried bout looking younger, it's a patternized cycle show your face with every slumber.
It's equivalent to being full and longing for the hunger, guess it only takes nine months to build a life of suffering.
>>28988665
I liked a Chad for some time and I could of fucked him but didnt. Meanwhile male betas fucking Staceys is a fantasy of cartoons and never happens IRL
>tfw have a crush on a 50 year old married MILF i work with
i pray that my life suddenly will become a porno where she gets fed up and sexually frustrated with her current life so she ends up fucking one of the young guys (me, 23) she works with
>>28988665
Treat her like a child as much as you can get away with.
>>28989005
Got any pics of said MILF?
