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>you're the perfect size anon! >I dont like big dicks
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>you're the perfect size anon!
>I dont like big dicks
>you can please me plenty
Almost 4k comments on this post and an overwhelming majority of them are other women tagging their friends saying "OMG so me".

>tfw micropenis
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>>28987897
Mine's only 6.5 but fuck if it don't get the job done. Sorry I can't relate nigga
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Fuck bitches anon.
Us small dicked anons will never know love anon.
Do what I did man.

Work on having a good career and fuck prostitutes or escorts.
Drugs also help.
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>>28987897
What kind of friends do you have that would shamelessly associate themselves with this kind of thing?
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>>28987897
I can't feel any sympathy for you cucks because I know you'd reject a woman born with an ugly face

Kill yourselves
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well atleast you tall fags are taken some heat now
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>>28987897
well... 4 inches is pretty bad. at least she didn't ridicule him for it, but I guess that's cancelled out by the screenshot
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>>28987939
>tfw always inferior to others
>you will never please anyone
>you will always be lesser
I can't even fucking piss right. A micropenis is worse than being a manlet.
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>it's a genetically inferior cucks complaining about sexual selection episode
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>>28987922
Why are there so many normies on my board?
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>you don't know true disappointment in life until you almost hook up with a guy who's 6'5 only to find out he has a 4 inch penis

I'm sure that guy does
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>>28987981
I'm not about to say that sexual selection should be changed. Just sharing my despair in losing the genetic lottery.
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>>28987897
I'm 5 inches anon and sex with my gf is good - my girth gives her trouble and there are some really really good positions that you can just piston away in.
It's honestly how you use it anon and how girthy you are.
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>>28987980
Like I said man, this isn't something we can recover from.
Focus on other things.
Destroy the fucking world man,
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>>28987897
Tallfags still have it easier.

A manlet with an 8 incher wouldn't even have been able to date her, because she would automatically assume that he's a dicklet as well.

Also fuck roasties
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>>28987971
>It's not she's gonna walk out when take your cloth off!
Nice meme fuckers.

>at least she didn't ridicule him for it,
She did though.
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>have large dick
>ugly
ONE CHANCE AT LIFE
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>>28988124
>Tallfags still have it easier.
No they don't. It's like opening a opening an expensive gift with nothing inside.

Being a manlet with a big dick is like having a Rolex wrapped in shitty gift wrap.

Everyone opens gift before throwing them out.
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>>28987897
Eh, 4" isn't bad unless you're really loose I guess. I have had sex with a guy who's dick was smaller than that and it was enjoyable, would never turn someone down for being that size, especially once we got that close.
>>28988022
>how girthy you are.
true also, 4-5" and girthy is going to feel a lot better than long pencil dick desu
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>>28988178
There are millions of ugly guys with gf.
You have no excuse. You can always improve yourself in other ways.

It's impossible to compensate having a small dick.
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>>28987897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZW_k05mntE


BABY WEEWEEs, yall micropenis sufferers got baby weewees
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>tfw 6'3 and 5.5" dick
>tfw fell for the squat meme so my big thighs make penis look even smaller on my frame
i'd rather be a 5'5 manlet with a thick 9 inch cock. would trade in a heartbeat
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>be a manlet
>be ugly
>have small dick
just fuck my shit up
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I got a small dick , I don't know if it's micropenis territory but I still make them cum.

Rough em up, choke them a little bit (squeeze the sides of neck, not the trachea), throw and drag them around the bed. Plow in there as hard as you can up to the hilt of your dong, unrelenting humps. It's better if you can last like 15minutes.
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>>28988293
Same here man. I'm 5'8" tall, and have a 5" dick. End my life. Also the girth is shit (3.5). I always post in these threads as it effects my mind the most.
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Why are women so undeniably terrible?
What happened?
What do we do?
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An autistic girl like this wouldn't mind though. You just have to find someone like her.
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>look up the page
>it's even worse than OPs image led me to believe
Jesus..,
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>>28987897
>tfw tall skinnyfat
>tfw 4 inches

I think I might try becoming a monk and living out my days in some temple in an Asian hinterland. There's no place for my kind in this world.
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>>28988286
I'm sure you don't mean that. I'd rather be a 6'3" with a 4" than a 5'8" with a 10".
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>>28988456
Lmao. Why did I ever like women?
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>>28988456
I agree with this one though. There's nice then there's being an overbearing, pedastal wordshiping, beta boy faggot then there's cool calm guy who knows what he wants but doesn't really care either way who does and says what he wants
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@28988696
Leave chad pleaseeeeee
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>>28988740
What about my post was chad?
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>tfw 6'1" and 7x6 inch cock
I've still only used it once on a woman
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>5'11"
>6" dick
>ugly as fuck
>really hairy

I never stood a chance

Sucks to lose the genetic lottery
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>>28988980
I'm also 5'11", and as far as the hair goes just shave that shit my man, you'll be alright!
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>>28987897

hi i don't understand
but why do none of these pictures have names?


is there ar reason to assume they are not one guy with a phone writig bitchy messages to himself on another phone to get edollars from ads?
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>>28988942
just whip that shit out more dawg
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@28988866
everything you said.
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>>28988942
fucking big-dick pipe-layin' mother fucker over here
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>>28989108
Shaving is much more trouble than it's worth since it grows back so fast and it's not enough to offset my horrid face anyway
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>5'7
>5,5 inches
>it doesnt matter anyway since I am a kissless virgin
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Just makes me wonder, was it actually fully erect? I mean sometimes you can be revving to go in the mind, but you just aren't quite there yet. The dude could have even been flaccid too.
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>>28989354
Found the virgin

Girls can tell the difference between a hard and a soft dick
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>tfw 5'11 king of manlets
>tfw 5 inch dick
just kill me
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>>28988942
stop whining
at least a woman wouldn't laugh to your face if you asked her on a date, and laugh to your face again if you took your dick out
ungrateful cunt
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>5'7
>6.5 inch dick
>only ever kissed a girl
>filled with anxiety and depression
>shy as well so shit sucks

It fucking hurts anons, I don't even wanna fuck someone , shit I just wanna be hugged, maybe hold someones hand be wanted by someone and shit.
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>>28989550
at least you're a manlet to go along with your dickletism so no one expects anything out of you but everyone thinks tall guys have big dicks and should do well in life overall
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>>28988360
....your girth is the real problem there. I think you dont know how to measure girth because that's really thin
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>>28989343
Are you me? Same stats but I say 6 inches since that's what it is if I push the ruler in a bit

How do you even get a gf when you dont get any signals because you're a manlet? Feelsbadman
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>>28989698
I wish, I have used a tape measure and a piece of string. It really sucks desu. And, yes, I am jealous of peoples girth a lot more than length.
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>>28987897
This is actually fucking great
If you're a tall guy, you have high expectations on your dick size. If you are a tall guy with a 4 inch dick the you deserve to be laughed at honestly

>tfw Im a 5'4 manlet with a 5 inch dick
Being a manlet, girls expect my dick to be small but given how small I am, I cant complain too much about 5 inches. And I'm being generous with the ruler too
I've seen guys push the rulers all the way to their pelvis and when I do that I get 6 inches.
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>>28989942
This is what I keep trying to tell manlets. There's literally nothing for you to feel insecure about. When it comes to the bedroom, you have HUUUGE perception advantage over us lanky freaks. They expect small, and even if you're average, your small body will make your dick look 3 times the size, whereas mine looks tiny.

If it weren't for me passing the toilet paper tube thing for reassurance I'd be suicidal
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>>28988360
someday we'll find peace from this curse we've been handed. either in the form of the a gf who can see past us or death.
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>tfw 24 year old kissless friendless permavirgin
>tfw 5'9" 130 pounds
>look like a stick, almost no body hair, etc, also ugly as fuck face

>have 7x5 inch penis
>have posted it online and people are amazed by how big my dick is
>girls literally fawn over it and how perfect the size and look of it is (straight as an arrow)

feels bad man
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I don't get why people say shit like "you can make up for a small dick on other ways".

No you can't. You can pleasure many women in other ways, but that's not the same as pleasuring her with a big dick, directly or indirectly because she likes how it looks, how it feels when she holds it, how it "fills her up" or "stretches her out". It's like saying you can attract women in other ways if you're a dwarf. That's true - you can be rich or have power or be incredibly witty or whatever but it doesn't feel the same.
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>>28990605
what the fuck are you faggots bitching about?
At least you fucking have a big dick.
So many of us literally will never know what it's like to have a girl fawn over, or even legitimately compliment it.
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>>28988462
I wish I was tall man

Just get an Asian chick since they want tall genes
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>>28990666
I liken it to my preference for big titties. A pretty face and feminine personality are more important and can make up for small tits, but I'm still going to always be disappointed that a flat chested woman is flat chested.

Porn is specifically for getting us off. So if you want to see what people truly want sexually, look at porn. Big titties, big dicks, etc. are HUGELY prominent in porn because this is what people like. The most popular porn forums on the internet are about big titties .And yet I see guys lie to women online and say "yea tits don't matter." Of course they matter to most men. They just don't matter enough that you would reject a girl for having small tits because other traits matter too, and because we're not perfect ourselves (short, ugly, fat, small dick, weak/small muscles, stupid, etc.). When women online say "dick size doesn't matter" we know deep down that isn't true (as evidenced by shit you find them whispering to themselves in secret like in the OP), or at the very least they're being vague by using that phrasing.

Cue people talking about how they "really don't care about breast/dick size". I'm just talking about what I perceive the majority's opinion to be. There are PLENTY of exceptions but in my experience they're clearly in the minority. Also preferences probably significantly vary by race.
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>tfw 7'5" cock
>tfw it has a downward curve so i'm ashamed of it nonetheless
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>>28990988
SEVEN FEET DESU
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>>28990988
>giving a fuck about a downward curve
Mate you can switch between doggy and missionary and there's no difference. You are lucky you have a big dick.
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>>28987897
>>tfw micropenis
Finally someone else. The number of guys on here with average or larger than average dicks who still whine and cry about it is fucking amazing.
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is 7x5 pencil dick modo
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>>28990988
>7 foot 5 inch dick
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Anyone who thinks sharia law is too harsh on women is a fag.
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>tfw girls bleed even when they're so wet i barely feel it
>pain in the ass to get in and if she's dry it hurts and your frenulum tears

feels bad man, women don't really enjoy 6.5 inch girth and it looks smaller than it should be since it's so thick
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>>28991027
>>28991068
not an amerifag so i don't get your obsolete measurement system
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>>28988022
>>28988211
No, they'd probably feel equally as bad
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>>28991100
are you trying to fit in with the ameriburgers or something?

just use metric like any normal person would you fucking cuck
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>>28988630
You have your priorities in the wrong place, my dude
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>>28991141
ill be honest i forget how many cms it is, 22ish?
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>>28987897
Literally the reason why I don't even try going for women
I know they'll just laugh or something related to that picture when I whip out my pencil tier 4.7 incher
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>>28989354
Is that what you do? Just wonder about other men's penises? Try it out already homo.
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Yeah having a small dick is pretty love life destroying. I just try not to think about it. Just like I'll never be a fighter pilot, I'll have to live with the fact that I'll never please a woman like some men can. It is what it is.
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>>28988194
tallfags definitely have it easier than manlets, even if the manlet isn't a dicklet

your analogy about gifts doesn't cross over to society and dating/relationships. a tallfag with a 4 incher will have plenty of more options to get laid than a manlet with an 8 incher.

OP's pic is just one case, 4 inches is small but usually not small enough to completely turn away the girl

OP's pic was probably some stacy slut who only fucks 6'4" chads that pump and dump her. of course she has probably graduated to only being pleased my massive dicks at this point for being such a whore
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Do you fucks really want to be with a girl like this? Do you want to be with someone who would reject you because of a 4 inch penis?
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>>28990988
>hauling your seven footer around in a wheelbarrow
>tripping over your cock head whenever it falls out the pants leg
>passing out when the blood rushes out of your head whenever you get hard

You guys don't know the suffering of /elephantdick/.
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>>28992751
point is all girls are like this to a certain degree. maybe most wouldnt reject a 4 inch pen0r, but what about OP's micropenis?
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>>28988417
That actually sounds really sweet.
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>>28992972
People with small penises still have happy relationships. Would you reject a girl that seems perfect for you that has no tits and a small ass? Maybe you would, idk, but tons of guys wouldn't and tons of girls know there's more to guys than their penis size. Confident, nice, attractive guys with small penises don't die virgins, guys. Unconfident, scared, guys with small penises do, and it's not because of their penis.
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>>28993135
not because of their penis, but having a small penis is terrible. you cant compare it with having no tits or ass because the penis is the actual sexual organ used for copulating. a more fair comparison would be a woman with a very loose vagina. sure i could still love her, but sex will never be good unless we artificially enhance it somehow. we wouldn't be able to have sex like normal people because it's not enjoyable.
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>>28990691
I'm pretty sure an Asian chick would laugh at my size too though
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>tfw 6x5.5
>just out of dicklet range
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>>28993135
>Confident, nice, attractive guys with small penises don't die virgins

Oh, wow!
Let's check off the list here!
I'm unconfident because of my short stature and my tiny, retarded dick and my shit face!
I'm also insanely unattractive, with a face that not even a mother could love. My own sister rated me a 2/10 and my mother rated me 4/10.
Whenever the subject of my attractiveness has been brought up, people often avoid it like the plague so as not to tell the truth and make me want to kill myself, but God, do I want to do it anyways.
The only thing I can maybe check off is "nice" which is gradually fading to sheer, agonizing bitterness due to the fact that I'll never be able to please a woman and I'll never be able to please myself because this world is a social one that focuses solely on sex and relationships whereas I can perform in neither and no longer even want to.

Fuck you people.
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>>28993388
>Implying there are any confident men who have a small penis
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