I live 2 minutes away from a forest. When I want to play guitar I go there so I don't make too much noise for my neighboors. I have a spot where I'm sure I see no one and no one can hear me.
So I was playing when I saw a cute girl who was jogging toward me.
I ignored her but she stopped her jog and came next to me sayin
"Hey play something!"
I asked what she wanted. She said "Do you compose stuff?"
"Y-Yeah..."
"I'd like to hear that"
So I awkwardly play my thing for 2 minutes. At the end I look at here. She just laughed and said "Dude that was so depressing I nearly killed myself"
Then she gets up and start to jog "Play something more cheerful next time!"
How do I fuck her if I see her again?
Exactly what she said try a not so depressed sounding song.
first of all, what rating/10 was she
and how old did she seem
should have played in the aeroplane over the sea by neutral milk hotel
Write an even more depressing piece dude
>>28987753
This guy is a betamax
Write a song for her/about her. Have it ready and go back to the same spot at the same time, and be playing it as she jogs up.
>>28987753
I don't compose cheerful stuff
>>28987781
I'd say 6 or 7/10. Average face, short hair and skinny
I'd say she's between 17 and 29 yo. I'm shit at guessing ages
>>28987803
that sounds cheesy
learn like a tame impala song or something that women know like radiohead or some of these bands I know the name of but never once heard. Like a recognizable song. Then play and tell her to guess. If she can't play one she may guess. Make this a fun game for you and her and then exchange info and shit
>How do I fuck her if I see her again?
never change
>>28987803
Kek
Do not do this
I was playing guitar outside of my apartment and a girl walked up the steps to tell me that I 'mesmerized' her with it but I awkwardly made an excuse to go inside asap. Later overheard her saying "hes so dorky hhhphm"
Still no gf
>>28987803
DO THIS BUT
make the song super corny/fun/funny
and really get into character i.e. smile and make eye contact and act it out
*upbeat tune*
OHHH (Spongebob theme song)
GIRL IN SHORTS THAT RUNS THROUGH THE WOODS
WHO RUNS EVERYDAY BUT DOESNT WEAR BOOTS
I STALK YOU AND FUCK YOU TILL YOU SCREAM RAPE
ITLL MAKE A GREAT SNUFF VIDEO TAPE
IF NAUGHTY FANTASIES BE SOMETHING YOU WISH
THEN DROP TO YOUR KNEES AND WEAR THIS DOG LEASH
READY?
*get up slowly and go to your loved one(dont forget the smile with teeth)*
HERE COMES JOHNY
HERE COMES JOHNY
HERE COMES JOHNY
*begin chasing her *
*bash guitar unto back of neck*
*she falls*
*you slip her the D*
