any psychologistfags want to tell me why i always lie about not being a virgin on /r9k/?
>>28986746
Can I borrow your tank after you are done?
>>28986854
People from /r9k/ should organize suicide parties so not all of them have to spend their money on a tank, you can all sit in a circle and take turns committing suicide with a big helium tank and mask you all chipped in for. Save yourself some money, it's a much more economical suicide.
I'm not a virgin and I lie about being a robot to fit in on this board
analyze that shit
>>28986746
>>28987851
I'm a virgin but it doesn't have a crippling effect on me like it seems to have on others. You guys need to get good like me, what's wrong with you guys.
after that answer why I lie about being a virgin on /r9k/
>>28986746
Because people on /r9k/ can't understand the concept that going to a party some normalfag(s) forced you to go to and having empty 10 minute sex with some faceless Stacy doesn't instantly make you Chad Thundercock.
You fucks think THAT helium tank will kill you. That shits mixed with air, you will never die with it.