Give some objectively good reasons for someone to date you
>>28986632
Got nothing desu
There are Robots here who hate women...
Give some objectively good reasons I'd want to date someone
>>28986632
I'm a girl, promise senpai.
That should be reason enough for a lot of robots, right?
Jk, I am the BBC.
>>28986632
>implying your her
Saged.
>>28986692
I'd buy you a beer if we ever met. Well played Anon.
She would all I would care about. But nobody likes clingy people. So I guess no good reasons.
>>28986669
Oh no, the horror! The horror! Say it ain't fucking so!
I am loyal, dedicated, compassionate, and yet also independent. This however is not enough it seems, for I am not wealthy.
>>28986632
I have a job a car an apartment
Although i dont think ill trust any woman not after the ''left at the altar incident''
>>28986632
I can be fun and outgoing if the normies notice me. I'm doing for doing fun things, which is really the core of making a new relationship work. So many faggots lose their relationships because they're boring as fuck and expect the girl to just sit there and be bored watching them be bored.
The one thing I have going for me at all is an awareness of this. I always make sure the QTs I'm hanging out with are laughing and having a good time.
Too bad I'm not attractive enough for it to matter.
>>28986692
This is kinda what I feel, sure a girlfriend does sound nice, but then I think of reasons not to get one and it doesn't sound nice again.
>>28986632
>Give some objectively good reasons for someone to date you
It's 2416, She's an archeologist and I've been dead for 300 years.
> Radiocarbon dating with a qt archeologist is my dream
i dont have any good reason
>>28986632
I would be faithful and help with all the household chores.
Pros: I have money, I am attractive, I can cook, tech support.
Cons: I'm an asshole. I have a minor physical disability
- I have an encyclopaedic knowledge of old horror movies and avantgarde film
- I excel at Wolfenstein & Doom & Quake
- I have extensive knowledge of Black Metal and Doom Metal ... though I don't play any instruments
- I have read a lot of the classics
- I make a mean grilled cheese
- I shower almost daily
>>28986632
I'm really, really cool.
>>28986717
You are the big black cock?
>>28986632
In my case, nothing.
>>28986632
I have a pair of working lungs
i would punch every single one of you in the face, no hesitation. and i'm sure some robots like the brother we lost today in the ucla shooting would do a lot worse.
This place houses Demons, i promise.
how about you give me a reason to date?
I have the coolest cats
I'm not rich or good looking therefore there are no good reasons
Wtf why would I want to date then I couldn't play WoW all day.
Epic lewtz > grills
>>28986999
Are you responding to the thread, or are you having your own conversation?
I'm better than everyone else. You dumb sluts are the ones who should be giving me reasons to date you.
All you want is stupid brutes like yourself with big cocks who will abuse you, and then dump you after you gave birth to his bastard half breed son. All robots are kind, it's the fault of the modern woman that has made us into bitter people locked away in their parents basement. It's a cruel injustice only the self aware are capable of noticing. Women are blissfully ignorant at the suffering a young adult who hasn't caught the interest of a girl, and with this thread its clear that your only intention is to pour salt in a wound that doesn't close. Instead of looking at the incels and trying to bring them down. List your own credentials I'm sure you'll have trouble finding one, besides having a vagina you stupid bitch
I have money and I'm up to do whatever sick shit she wants me to. Isn't that enough?
>>28986632
How objective?
>I'm funny
>Not a manslut (although admittedly not by choice)
>Smart, educated, likely to get a decent job when I graduate
>Can introduce you to new music/films/books and write shitty songs for you
>Damn good at cooking
>Pretty cool
>Basically just an introverted normie with no friends
That's pretty much it, although I fear these things are only ever attractive as the face of the person behind them.
>>28987316
>>Basically just an introverted normie with no friends
Aaaaaaand there's the dealbreaker.
I probably won't rape her
I don't always smell bad
I have patrician tastes
I can cook food
>>28987405
But those other things are what makes me a normie - actually having some level of hygiene, a future and interests other than video games.
>>28987184
Woah woah woah? Eliot Rodger??
>>28986903
>Black Metal and Doom Metal
kill yourself
I'm possessive and would cuddle many times a day. I'm straight edge. I don't do drugs or smoke. I'm a virgin so she's the only one I'd cherish. I would do chores. I might get a good job when I graduate.
And yeah at the same time I don't think anyone should date me, I'm just too depressing and moody sometimes.
>>28986632
I am objectively right about a couple of things.
I write decent English and mother tongue when I feel relaxed.
Being old, I have learned a bit of trivia.
I can teach you the basics of programming.
That's literally all.
>>28987542
This. He somehow chose to dig into some of the most samey genres in music.
>>28986632
I think the most sound reason is probably that I wouldn't date someone that was looking for reasons to date someone else on r9k.
>>28986632
142 IQ, funny, jewish.
>>28986632
I'm not ugly or fat.
Have a 7.5" penis.
Make $60+/hr.
Drive a convertible.
Play guitar.
Too bad I have no idea how to act like a Chad, so I've been single forever.
>>28987429
I thought these would work desu senpaiIt doesn't
>>28987640
>142 IQ
Good luck finding a girl that doesn't ridicule you for it.
I mean, IQ has a HUGE impact on your success, cool-headedness, problem-solving, friendliness, sense of humour, and therefore on attraction in general. But it's still (or rather: therefore) going to get ridiculed.
>>28987640
One of those two positives is cancelled out by you being a jew.
I have a paid off house and car and no debt.
I've been lifting for years.
I'm a guitarist in a band.
I'm bilingual and have been to many countries.
I own a neat gun.
I have a steady job.
I can cook.
But I'm truly ugly (3/10) and anxious and depressed.
>>28987724
>I own a neat gun.
stop
No.organility
I won't get drunk and beat you.
I grow some pretty good weed and make decent money from doing so.
I'm a neat freak and keep the house clean.
We can smoke ourselves retarded and not have to worry 'bout running out.
Am not too awful looking. 5'9 manlet, decent build, could get huge if I lifted or gave a shit about my diet.
If you get tired of me I'm fairly easy to kill and there will be no suspicion it was you who did it.
I can barely get it up due to nerve damage but that just means I'll use my mouth and tongue a lot more, though since i'm basically a virgin you'll have to be really patient.
When my hair gets long I can pass for a fairly plain, modest looking girl, if you're into that.
I won't put up with your, or anyone else's bullshit in my house. Drama free zone motherfucker.
>>28987682
IQ doesn't have an impact on that stuff.
I don't think you'd get ridiculed for it other than the typical nerd meme/cliche
>>28987746
It's cool though, it has a light and a bunch of different grips and we could go to a shooting range together and I'd teach her how to shoot and we'd laugh when she accidentally shot the hostage on our paper target.
Well femanons, is there anyone here you would date based on all this?
>>28986632
I have a good job
I'm 6'4
I've hiked in a lot Caribbean countries and in the southwestern US
I can cook very well
I have a clean haircut and always dress nicely no matter the occasion (unless it's working out or hiking)
I always clean the house and myself everyday.
But I'm depressed and relatively a 4/10 and not witty/funny in the slightest. Also lonely from lack of actual friends and people to talk to.
>>28987834
>IQ doesn't have an impact on that stuff.
Aww.
I bet you would say your '...okay, it has *some* impact, but it's not that big' in earnest, too.
As well as your '...okay, there is no such thing as "big" or "small" impact, I see how that is subjective, but there are still more important things than IQ'.
As well as your '...okay, there's no life factor that predicts success as well as it, but effort still trumps IQ'.
As well as... ah fuck that, I don't even want to spoiler that shit anymore.
>>28987834
Hmm maybe I'm being too cynical that actually did have a big impact on that stuff for me.
>>28987859
but would you do it for those who keep on living?
i can be funny sometimes
i'm loyal too
someone, pls date me
>>28986632
I'm going to keep you in my basement regardless of whether you choose to date me or not. Eventually, you'll see it's for the best.
I'll buy you a good pc to play games with me
>I'm objectively attractive(physically and personality wise)
>i have a lot of time to do fun things.
>am creative enough to always find an adventure, whether at home, running errands or /out/ (especially /out/)
>i can nearly do wheelies on my bike( ive been tryin all week and i think im nearly there)
>I have great sexual stamina and am good at oral sex
>i have a whole bunch of hobbies and love to share my knowledge and skills.
>i have a nice voice, a novel accent and enjoy reading aloud to other people( i used to read to all my younger siblings when they were little)
>my bath can fit two people pretty easily
i'll let them cuck me
>>28987867
I like this one
>>28988170
origig
>>28986632
To be honest, I don't see much for a femanon to want.
>>28986632
6'2"
Handsome
Decent body
Intelligent
Good taste in music, film, TV and reading
Can cook well
Likes animals
Likes women, doesn't view them as sexual objects
Easy to get along with
White
>>28986632
I'm hilarious
I can sing and play guitar
I lift
I can cook
I give great dick
I don't like to stray from people I care about
I am great with money
I keep my apartment cleanI lick the butt
>>28986855
You'd be p old desu, for that math you'd have to live 100 years more than your current age
>>28986632
There are none, thats the reason I'm here.
>>28987082
truth af
>>28988063
Come to Michigan anon, we can play together in the woods.
>>28986632
I'm healthy physically and an overall intelligent and observant person. I'm very driven and passionate, and loyal to the few people I care about. I'm good, giving, and game to try out anything once.
>>28987678
Nice image, but good luck friend, seems like you got your shit together.
>>28986632
I could toot my own horn a lot but I hate trying to impress people.
I'll say I'm really fucking smart and I have a good plan I'm sticking to.
>>28988415
But I'm not gaylife would be so much easier if I was gay
>implying i'd let a roastie drain me of my masculine essence
kys 2bh famiglia
>>28986692
pretty much this.
i had a girl friend for 3 years... i know how nice it can be but i also know how much time and effort it takes...
girlfriends are like pets atm for me... im at a point in my life where i already feel i do not have that much time to my self let alone to look after some one else...
and lets face it, we still live in the after shock of the 50's man takes care of the girl meta and girls pretty much want the guy to do more in the relationship......i just do not have the efffort or time to make the good parts of a relationship worth it...
I have beautiful eyes.
>>28987542
the worst part about black metal is the vocals...
some of the guitar rifts are nice but dam the vocals for black metal sound dumber and worse then some of that pop screamo... and thats saying alot.
>>28988496
Who said we had to be gay to play in the woods together?
I'm good looking and I have a nice personality :D
>inb4 hi Elliott
No but really, I'm average weight skinnyfat but I have broad shoulders, my face is pretty attractive and I'm capable of social interaction. Except with women it always turns out really autistic for some reason.
I'm perfectly capable of socially interacting with other males, I do that even better than most and I'm often able to talk circles around people.
Not with women. I can flirt ironically when I think I don't have a chance at all but if a woman actually flirts back I just pretend it never happened because I'm incapable of responding.
I don't know why I can't do it in the moment, because I would like to respond and by the time I've got to the situation where it happens I've plotted for months to respond.
Then they lose interest and I bang my head on the wall because I let my dreams slip right through my fingers after they were offered to me on a silver plate.
>>28988565
What do people even do in the woods
>>28988320
I know, I intentionally make a mistake to have a (YOU).
> Intentionally.
> Yeah, totally according to Keikaku.
>>28988602
Hike, hunt, fish, explore the wilderness. I can literally walk five minutes out my door and be in the middle of fucking nowhere.
I have a couple sets of bows and arrows, we could learn to shoot them. You could hang out in my room with me and play xbox, or if that's weird for you there's a small hotel in town.
There's asspiles of trails everywhere where I am, just walk those, get stoned, do drugs, etc. It's pretty peaceful and uneventful really, aside from the occasional guy blowing himself up cooking meth.
there are no good reasons.
>>28986632
>all these attractive people
If you're attractive you should get off /r9k/, I'm not saying this as in a "le normies get out" way I'm saying this is you are one step above the average robot and you could easily get a girl even if you're an autist (some girls like attractive autsts since their "quirky")
People like me and most other robots are fucked but you guys can make it.
Well I'm intelli- no.
Stro- no.
Tall- no.
Kind- no.
Creati- no.
Skil- no.
Successf- no.
Rich- no.
Handsom- no.
Well, shit.
I'm pretty dateable but ultimately unloveable
>I'm on the 6 month prep period to become a fully fledged foreign service agent for my country
>that means a secure 45 years career and making a huge amount of money, plus also travelling through the world
>potential lover would double the salary, and they aren't even obligated to work
This is pretty much what I offer. I mean getting here implies I did my part back in school and got all up to a masters. I'm pretty good with people. I have my own place and my own car. But I', still clueless when it comes to non-work relationships.
>>28986692
This
I just, lost interest
and anyway I have nothing to offer in a relationship, I'd just neglect it if I had one
>>28986632money
the same "objectively good reason" why i will never marry
>>28988803
Do you have a dig bick at least? If you dont me and you have a lot in common.
>>28986819
Spill anon
>>28986632
I don't have one. I'm trouble and can't be tamed. I'd only hurt any girls that get too close to me.
>>28989227
My bick is 6 inches which is scientifically above average but I don't know shit about what a girl wants
>>28986632
You should date me because you want to convince me otherwise that having a gf isn't just a chore.
It's not a good reason but it's all I got. I don't really want a gf.
Because seeing cute girls makes me sad and women love nothing more than to hurt other people's feelings
>>28989490
Robots have upgraded and are getting on top of the roastie manipulation game. It's true, if you play to their pride you might just be able to manage a girl who wants to convince you that girls are worth your time.
>>28986632
I'll change her diapers for her
>>28989687
This girl is naked but there's something profoundly nonsexual about her. Would not fuck
>>28989687
Is there a backstory to this or is therr just a gun in her diapers
>>28989778
Do you expect her to wear a belt with her diaper so she can use a holster?
>>28989778
>Is there a backstory to this
Some girl took some pictures of herself in a diaper with a gun in it
Not sure about the origin, I think it was eight-chan's /abdl/ board.
i have a 6 inch dick and i fuck hard and deep also i like allot of deprived shit like bestiality and bdsm so great sex life..
>Im an average Height 5'10''
>7 inch cock but only 4 1/2 inches of girth
>If i had to gauge i think im quite funny and easy to talkt too
>Can cook
>slightely heavy for me frame but people say i look good
>am decently buff
>super openmindeduncut/
but haha jokes on you i have a gf
>>28986632
id make a good "project" for a girl.. a fixxer upper
im a fuck up in every area of life so id keep her busy for years
7.5 inch cock, likes good music, sometimes looks better than usually does, isn't an asshole
that last one fucks me because i'm a major pussy
>>28986632
>I'm 6 feet tall
>when I've actually been able to find girls who semi-like me I'm apparently pretty good at romantic shit
>money
>apparently good at kissing according to my female friend (literally pity-kissed me so i wouldn't remain a kissless faggot)
>>28989687
who is this sausage slut
>>28986632
There are no good reasons to date me. I am not worth anything
>>28990084
im pretty sure thats grimes
>>28986632
I'm a good listener and I give good head.
>>28986632
I'm a great loverI imagine.
In all honesty, it doesn't make sense why I don't have a significant other. I'm extremely interesting and very funny, I'm not a sperg in any sense, I dress well and am very clean. I'm not ugly, get platonic compliments on my looks from family and friends all the time.
Not stupid, have a lot of subtlety when it comes to interpersonal interaction and am generally very worldly knowing a lot about a lot of topics - without being the type that regurgitates the last book he's read to anyone who will hear it. On top of this I'm very kind to other people.
What's the problem? I sometimes wonder if people even think of me as human, at some point people just sort of back away from me like they're not allowed to be more than acquaintances.
>>28986632
Well, It's weird to talk about myself like this, I don't usually think of why someone SHOULD date me, it usually why they WOULDN'T.
Let's see, im a nice person, funny (I can keep people laughing), and when shit hits the fan, I can be mature enough to solve shit, whether it's mine, or someone else needs help.
Surprisingly, I have a girlfriend.
>>28986632
Because I want a gf and it would be very nice if a girl would be my gf
>>28986632
>big dick
>smart
>good looks (I look like a shota boi)
>could probably cuddle very well
I'm still a virgin and I've never had a gf tho.
>>28990239
>have a lot of subtlety
And that's where you fucked up. Normies don't have subtlety, and can't appreciate it.
I have a lot of money and will own my family's business in a few years.
Other than that, nothing really.
I don't have any.
I'm super boring, frugal, and awkward. I am the exact opposite of what a girl desires.
I've been hit on by a bunch of guys though. Shame I'm not gay.
I have so much love to give.
>>28988565
It's not gay if you say no homo
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>>28990239
Its not too late for you my son, the option is always there.
I'm extremely attractive, and I got plenty of issues for you to work on and try to fix.
