That kid thread
>that kid who always brought a salt shaker to school and seasoned his food
>that kid who got suspended because he called his teacher a Jew
>that kid who no one knew outside of school
>that kid who tried to get everyone to call him "Keeper"
I didn't really have any outstanding characters in high school, except for a mtf Trans girl, high school was boring
>>28986269
I took a Cisco class during high school and there was a straight up super jew in my class, he wore a yamaka he had curly locks on the side of his head, he even wore a suit, he also drove a nice sports car
>that one kid who nobody knew outside school
Fuck that hurt
>that kid who skipped sex ed
>that one kid with nowhere to go during lunch who walked the hallways the entire time
>that kid who wore suspenders EVERY SINGLE DAY
>>28986429
>that kid whose parents made him skip sex ed even though he had no problems with it
>that kid who no one knew outside of school
Literally me.
>>28986034
>That nigga who was more thug than the others and they hung out with him so he wouldn't beat them up
>That nigga who smoked weed with a thug who beat him up.
> That guy who spent his highschool years in the library and got a trophy.
>That loner who Chad called every once in awhile to hangout
>That cool kid you thought was your friend was a closet faggot.
> That white boy who sold weed for the same price he bought it.
>That popular girl who said hi whenever you passed her in the hallway.
>That middleschooler girl who liked you.
>That girl who stood by you while waiting for the bus
>That chad who cracked jokes on you but he was cool.
>That white boy who bullied you and dropped out his senior year
>that kid that "accidentally" had his dick slip out of his swimsuit a lot
>>28986634
>>That popular girl who said hi whenever you passed her in the hallway.
I never did find out if she liked me or just felt sad for me.
>>28986634
>That popular girl who said hi whenever you passed her in the hallway.
This legit triggered me. I hated those girls.
>>28987007
>>28987060
I thought she was nice, I didn't like her though. she had a bf anyway.
>That new kid who was there for one day
>>28986034
>that kid who no one knew outside of school
That was me
>that kid that talked about poop all the time
>Those girls that giggled, came up to you, pointed to one of them and said "She likes you" ran back and giggled
What was so funny about that? Like they dont even wait for a reaction.
>>28986443
>tfw I was that kid
>tfw I lost my chance to not be that kid.
>That kid that was way too comfortable with showing his dick to people
>that fat girl that would always hold you down and make you sniff her socks
>that edgy kid who got suspended for a month because he brought a knife to school and stabbed it in a wall
>>28987332
>That kid was the only girl that showed interest in me
>that passive guy who for some reason was still enrolled despite being well into his 20s already and never got anything done other than being made fun of by his classmates that were about 7-8 years younger than him
>that kid who only showed up to class a few times per month at the very most, and no one knew what happened to them at the end
>that female couple who literally never spoke to anyone, most of their classmates weren't even able to catch their names
>that kid who was a drug dealer and often brought weed and hash to sell during recess and would you show his products all the time in the middle of class
>that kid who got suspended for being caught smoking weed
>that kid who would steal computer equipment while the teacher was away
>That kid who always talked about how fucked up they got at a party
>that one kid who thought it was cool to run with arms behind his back
>>28987526
We all know this kid
>that awkward fat kid who finally reveals his true identity as chad during junior and senior year.
>>28987502
>people at university who STILL steal computer equipment
Why do they always take the mice?
Like, there's several computers without mice in a group of a couple dozen.
> that kid that cried about getting a 90% on their tests and was depressed about "being so dumb"
>That one kid you found signed up to a website you went to as well who was a normie IRL but on this website had all kinds of embarrassing nerdy hobbies or they were gay, or both
>You knew their secret as they passed you through the halls
>The one friend you watched become a Chad
>>28987806
Know you're not going to read this Chris, but fuck you for doing that to me
>>28987806
>>The one friend you watched become a Chad
>It happened twice in my life
this hits close to home
>The best friend duo who were in every class together and talked to nobody else, just whispered amongst themselves
>Everyone thought they were gay/lesbian
>That kid who was obsessed with Fallout and it was pretty much all he ever talked about
>That fat ugly roastie that would always hang around the anime club to pick up nerdy autistic guys
>That kid who was popular but would be genuinely friendly despite the fact that I was about as robotic as a highschooler could be
>That sack of shit who threatened to tell on a group of seniors for smoking weed and drinking booze in a parking lot down the street from the school during lunch time
>That teacher who everyone knew smoked weed
>That autistic kid who would just try to talk about anime with random students and even teachers, and they would listen and pretend to be interested just because they felt pity on that kid
>That kid who was high as shit every day and would always engage in banter with the teacher
>That unpopular kid who would make up ridiculous lies to seem cool
>That girl who started high school normal and ended it with pink and green hair, a made up gender, and a degenerate emo girlfriend
>That kid who got busted with CP
>That kid who casually asked the teacher if he wanted to smoke a bowl with him after school
>That kid who wore an eye patch and claimed to have demonic magical powers
>That kid who never had to take tests because he was considered special ed despite the fact that he didn't seem to have any disabilities
>That kid who pretended that he was retarded for a day
>That girl who supposedly gave the teacher a bj to raise her grade
>That kid who got drugs planted on him before a drug search as a prank
>That kid who went batshit insane after his dad died and smeared shit all over the walls of the bathroom
>That kid who played vidya on his laptop all day at school and failed every single class and didn't even give half a fuck
>That girl who faked insanity for attention
>>28987830
>>28987837
>tfw I'm the one who got invited into the Chad group
>tfw I decided not to be the asshole friend and still invited my best friend to hang with us too
>tfw he ends up ditching me for THAT GROUP
>that one kid who was nice and friendly most of the time but snapped at a chad once so bad that people thought they would shoot the school up
>tfw that kid that only talked about school's subjects because nothing in common with classmates
>>28987949
Love that kid, he snapped at some annoying dude nobody liked really and told him straight up to shut the fuck up and it was awesome and out of nowhere.
>>28987899
Was your school a fucking mental asylum
>>28987621
this really could have been me if I had obtained the attitude I had during the last 2 months of high school back during junior year. oh well.
>>28986034
>that kid who no one knew outside of school
this was me
>>28986443
this was me for senior year because I literally just didn't give enough of a fuck to go to lunch.
>>28987877
>The best friend duo who were in every class together and talked to nobody else, just whispered amongst themselves
This would be me and my friend except we didn't have many classes together. I barely talked to anyone during highschool except him. It doesn't matter though, I made one solid lifelong friend whereas others just have their party time acquaintances.
>that kid who didn't have any real, close friends and was just kind of friendly with everyone but never made any super close relationships
Me
>>28987502
>that passive guy who for some reason was still enrolled despite being well into his 20s already and never got anything done other than being made fun of by his classmates that were about 7-8 years younger than him
The dream to still have access to PTP into your 20's.
>That one group you sat next to in one class that you didn't know or talk to, but you'd overhear their conversations and they were into the same stuff as you and seemed really nice
>Rather than talk to them, you'd respond to the stuff they were talking about in your head with your own opinions on vidya/whatever they were talking about
>They were the perfect group for you
>You never talked to them
>>28988056
this would be me except i think a large majority of people saw through my facade and realized i was pretty much just a quiet, arrogant sack of shit.
you'd be surprised the amount of people who hate you just for being quiet. There was this one jock kid a year below me who I had gym class with as a sophomore. I didn't have many friends in that class, so naturally I kept to myself. One day I was waking through a relatively empty hall and casually heard him say "I hate that kid with the phone" (signaling it was definitely me) And then from then on I noticed him eyeballing me like he hated me with the passion of a thousand suns. Like, what the fuck is up with that? Did I just off-handedly say something to him one day or some shit?
>>28988010
It was a charter school, and it was basically a mix of 50% autistic weeaboos who were too autistic to be in a regular school and 50% delinquents who were sent there because their parents thought it would fix them.
>that kid that was really fucking awkward and had no special qualities but was still well liked by everyone
>that kid that fucked his dog
>that stoner that tried way too hard to not give a fuck
>that dumb kid who everyone thought had mental problems because he would get angry and hit him self with his shoe, but was actually completely normal and desperate for attention from his drug-addled mum
>That kid who wanted to ride the tether ball, but didn't realize how heavy he was and broke it
>That kid who brought marbles with boobs on them and got marbles with pictures on them banned, removing rare Pokemon marbles from circulation
>That kid who started crying because the weird loner kid called him a "fat fuck who was going I die an early death like his fat fuck diabetic parents"
>That kid who grew a beard and completely changed after the reaction to it
>>28988144
This was me too. I was always pretty quiet and maybe their hatred stems from the idea that silence is awkward (because people are so used to constant talking/connectivity?)
I don't recall anyone really "hating" me but I wasn't popular of course.
>>28988023
I have like four friends IRL. I had acquaintances in school and college but I've lost contact with them after I graduated. I am fine with my four friends, because they're the four friends I can be myself around, tell them anything and just do what I want. I'd rather have that than 30 "friends" who are basically people I gotta put on an act for and just see them at parties, where all it is now is a dick measuring contest as to how successful you are in life and how much money you make. Then they all take selfies together to post on facebook to show everyone how many friends they have, despite the fact after that picture, they all just walk off in silence.
>>28988144
They hated me too for being quiet. I just didn't like to say stupid shit, so I only answered teachers' questions. I guess they thought I was arrogant or something.
>>28988144
I think being quiet due to being shy can also accidentally come off as being quiet due to arrogance. He must have thought you didnt talk because you were an asshole, not that you didn't know what to say.
I don't know how people perceived me back in highschool. I was very introverted yet some people remembered me back in my brighter, more happier days, and some days that portion of my self would reveal itself and I'd be more talkative and generally open. I also bantered with the teachers sometimes, but not to an extent that was annoying.
>That kid that always ate lunch alone in the bathroom
>That one girl who joined your group and just completely tore it apart from the inside
>She dated someone in that group but went around fucking everyone
>Everyone lost their virginity to her except you
>Everyone starts arguing and she starts causing drama and gagging for attention
>tfw you just want the group to go back to how it was
>She pretty much nukes the group and everyone splits
>You don't go with any of them because you were part of the group as a whole but never part of the sub-groups
>that kid(s) who master bated through every single class with a lazy eye that seemed to look at you, and the teacher simultaneously
Never gonna forget you Matthew, or should I say
>>maturation
>>>world champion
>that kid who the teachers loved but the students hated
>that kid who thought he was a 1337 hacker because he used inspect element
>that kid who told his political opinions to everyone, regardless the conversation
>that one boy and girl who hung out all of the time but weren't dating
>that one kid who called in a fake bomb threat to get classes cancelled
>that one kid who scratched his nuts and sniffed his fingers like he didn't give a fuck
>that one fat kid who danced to parapara music in front of class and ended up on YouTube
>that one kid who masturbated in class and got suspended for rubbing his jizz on a qt asian girl
>>28988361
I heard that kid once eating at a stall and suddenly got silent when he realized I was there.
Shit got me in tears
>that European kid who used to show his dick to "special" kids in the locker room
>classmate posts old photo of my class, grad year 13.
>tags everyone but my old friends and I
>still rage
>that one ugly tumblrite who legitimately said "true communism has never been tried" word for word in class
>>28988406
Fucking auto correct phone masturbated
>>28988421
>>that one boy and girl who hung out all of the time but weren't dating
This was me and some other chick during senior year, but only because I had no one else to talk to. Was it a cuck move? Probably, but I'd rather feign interest in someone's company than be lonely. Also she was a bipolar wreck with mostly guy friends. Ain't going far in life.
>>28988474
You would be surprised at how many kids believe this nowadays. Why do you think Sanders is popular?
>that kid that hung out in the library alone during lunch
>that kid who ironically spouted Nazi memes and made everyone in the school tolerate swastikas
>he was actually a huge supporter of Israel and hated Arabs
>now he hates Israel and lives Arabs
Kek
>>28988437
I used to be that kid. I think some people knew about it but they didn't even know who I was and never bothered to ask me why I did that. Thank god.
>That one gay kid who was obnoxious about it and in your face about it and all YAAAS QUEEN
>That one gay kid who was super cool and straight guys seemed more pervy than him
>That one gay kid who became full SJW after coming out and was cool before
>That one kid everyone thought was gay but was straight
>That one kid everyone thought was straight but was gay
>that kid who stood around in study hall and waited for any triggering words to be spoken
>someone tells a story and during their anecdote they say "I'ma hit you!", quoting himself.
>everyone is laughing
>kid comes up to him slowly, menacingly and says "You ain't gonna hit nobody" very seriously
>everyone goes quiet like "huh?"
>"you ain't gonna hit nobody" right up in his fa e
>everybody had to calm him down and explain that nobody was planning on hitting anybody
>>28988361
>>28988437
that was me. bad times
>That one kid who whines about getting a 85 on a group project, and tells the teacher you didn't do enough work and get's your grade lowered to a 70.
Fuck you Seth, fuck you,
>>28988361
>mfw I snuck in an dropped a dock into the toilet, splashing all over his sorry ass
Top kek
>>28987096
Y u didnt like her? She didnt do anything. Shes polite
>>28987345
It's funny with friends but also very immature and childish. I know a lot of boys who act this way, they just wanna fuck you
>That one Chad who seemed to like you for some reason and always invited you to stuff and tried to include you in stuff and even sat next to you if he knew nobody in class and you never knew why he did this its not like you did something amazing for him one day he just always seemed to like you
>That one kid who went to every school you went to, even your college, but you never really knew.
>That one kid you watched porn with at his house
>That one kid who started working out way before everyone else and had abs and everything and by the time everyone else lifted he was fat
>That one kid who in Junior High was short as fuck with a squeeky voice, then he arrives the first day of high school tall as fuck, deep voice, facial hair etc.
>That one awkward kid who stopped giving a fuck by the time you were all leaving school and started to speak up more and started to shit on everyone and did a speech talking shit about people and you wish you did the same
>That one fat kid who did what you always said you were gonna do and left high school fat and entered college skinny
>those kids who would clap after a movie/book ended
>that kid that everyone reported because they thought he'd shoot up the school
>that kid who sat alone outside during lunch in the pouring rain
>the kids who brought skateboards/longboards to school
>>28988769
Was he black?
Original comment
>That one popular kid who you looked up on facebook and they are now a NEET
>That one innocent kid who you looked up on facebook and is now a stoner
>That one unpopular kid who you looked up on facebook who is now a normie
>That one friend who you looked up on facebook and is now gay
>That other friend who you looked up and is still the exact same
>You're too spaghetti to contact any of them
>>28988818
>>That one awkward kid who stopped giving a fuck by the time you were all leaving school and started to speak up more and started to shit on everyone and did a speech talking shit about people and you wish you did the same
lol this was me
>>28987393
Anon, i guess you should feel some joy in knowing that some people jack off to that...
>that kid who shaved off his entire eyebrows, but he just wanted to shave his uni-brow
>that brony
>those two kids who accuse each other screwing each other's dog.
>>28988848
No, he was some overly religious white kid with a shit ton of zits. He even threatened to stop talking to his best friend because he didn't believe in God.
Before I started a new school in a new state my mom told me I should give myself a nickname and introduce myself to instructors by it.
She chose the name "Tank." I'm a 5'7 manlet. I told it to my first period teacher and he laughed so I just went by my real name.
>That kid who always talked about masturbating to gore and hentai
>>28988877
Everyone thought he was nice then he started talking about how everyone made his school life a misery.
>>28988891
Has anyone here ever legitimately had to sit through an MLP presentation about how it's not just for little girls?
>>28988688
The kid trigger happy kid was black right? They were all like that when I was in school.
>that kid who made dead bunny/kitty/baby jokes
>that kid who was a fedora without a fedora
>that kid who was edgy to get people to laugh
I learned later they were laughing at me due to how pathetic I was
>That one kid on the first day who for whatever reason came up to you and befriended you out of nowhere, others also tried to befriend him and he could have been a Chad but for some reason he chose you
>That one new kid who you became friends with over a kinship of being outsiders and he had a shitty home life and you got into all sorts of trouble and did stuff you never dreamt of doing with your other friends
>That one kid who has similar interests to you and you see him on the computers looking up info for games you like and you just know he goes on 4chan but you never have the balls to approach him and talk to him
>That one kid who triggered the whole drinking/sex/drugs thing all with one party. One day everyone was still playing games, one party later, everyone is smoking.
>>28986034
>that chad who wasn't self aware enough to realize showing people gore isn't appropriate
>that kid who's mom ran over a girl
>that roastie who jumped from her moving car because of a bee
>That kid that used Ink and a quill pen
>that kid who always finished tests really early
>that kid who shot himself
>that chad who was very friendly to everyone
>that kid who wanked in class
>that kid who threw up in class
>that girl who was pregnant twice
>that kid who punched the teacher
only interesting people that were in my school
>that one wigger who was two years older than you who did a lot of drugs, drank a lot of alcohol, and fucked a lot of bitches
I met him I college again in a CS course and he was hanging with all of the nerds. All they talked about was WoW. He dressed like a fedora instead of a nigger. I think his virginity even grew back.
>>28988954
Yes he was black. The rest of us were white on that group
>that kid who always wore tripp pants
>that kid who always wore cat ears
>that kid who did a power point on anime for a project
>That one kid who made the exact same insulting jab every time he passed you and you never truly got why it was so funny
>The duo who were really small and really tall
>The twins who everyone confused but you could tell which was which easily
>The one kid who asked to see your dick and he'd show you his
>That one kid who wasn't a Chad or didnt seem to have a group of friends but everyone liked
>The one kid everyone called a "legend" but you didnt get why.
>That one party you were invited to but you declined out of social awkwardness
>This is the party where everything amazing happened
>Everything changed at that party
>You feel left out
>They have some more parties and you don't get invited
>They say they thought you didnt wanna come to them when you confront them
>They invite you to the next party
>They say its not as good anymore and is overdone
>They end it
>that girl who literally whispered in your ear that she wanted to fuck but you thought she was messing with you
I don't even have an appropriate reaction image so this will have to do
There were no lunch escapists at my school. They put a fucking janitor by the cafeteria doors to keep people from doing it.
I had to sit alone with the loner table.
>>28988952
Thankfully, no, but there are plenty on YouTube.
>>28989336
That's honestly worse than having to hide in the hallway since you have to face the public embarrassment
>>28987899
i knew all of these exept the shit smearing one
>that one kid that was super Autistic, nerdy, confrontational, and aggressive in class
>>28989028
>>That one kid who triggered the whole drinking/sex/drugs thing all with one party.
I never got invited to such a party, infact I never got invited to go anywhere.
>that kid who you used to be friends with in elementary that turned into a faggot
>that kid who always ran through the hallways at full speed
>that kid who went vegan and tried to get the school cafeteria to go vegan
>that weird Indian kid who would grope you in the locker room
>that kid who always wore a hoodie with no shirt under it
>that kid who was less than 5ft but finally grew an extra foot during the final months of school
>>28989785
>>that kid who you used to be friends with in elementary that turned into a faggot
My old friends from early years all ditched me once they reached puberty.
>>28989972
I think every group as a kid has the one who just ditches you all.
>>28986034
> that kid who got suspended for calling his teacher a Jew
I did this multiple times to my teacher and my classmates.
>>28990028
I got ditched by multiple friendship groups.
>>28990078
He and the teacher already had some previous beef
>>28986034
That kid who was completely pussywhipped by his girlfriend
>that kid that fucked your gold fish in its tight ass
>that kid that shot everyone at your school
>that kid that grabbed guys asses while screaming NIGGER
>that kid who secretly fucked his mom in the back of class
>that kid that stabbed himself to death
>that kid who had bowel problems
>>28986034
>that kid that spent every Friday night alone
(it was me)
>>28990561
>that kid that spent every Friday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday alone
>>28990885
>that kid who spent every Sunday-Saturday alone
>>28990885
>>28990917
>>28990561
>that kid that's still spending every day of the week alone
>the couple who would fucking make out bigtime in the band locker room, every day
>the flaming liberal jew kid
>the fat douchy kid who thought he knew everything
>the kid who hacked the computer system to cheat on finals and got suspended
>>28986034
>That kid that cut his life into peaces
>He didn't have a knife and fork
