>Hey anon, look all these new friends your little brother brought home for dinner.
>When are you going to bring friends over?
>Maybe you could call a few right now and ask them to come... just a few... hehehehe we don't have pizza for everyone of your pals. I guess we can set the table for five additional friends only.
What do?
>>28983968
no that's okay i don't have any friendsnot even online
no family is like this
>>28983968
How have you not noticed this whole time that I have no friends and just spend all my time in my room?
>>28984039
This. Op is a big fool.
>>28983968
>I guess we can set the table for five additional friends only.
Who the fuck talks like this, you autistic cucklord?
Get that shitskin and those chinks out of the house right now, dad! REEEEEEEEE
>>28983968
My family doesn't let minorities inside the house, totally unrealistic fantasy OP.
>>28984049
>Oh come on don't be silly. We know you have been chating with your facebook friends all the time.
>Why don't you call this Wai-Fu girl I always hear you talking about.
>Wei-Lee here is from Asia also, maybe they can get along.
>>28984181
>tfw waifu wouldn't come even if I invited her
>Share a room with my little brother until I eventually moved into the basement
>He used to bring his friends all the fucking time
>He was 14 at the time
>His friends were 14/15
>I would just crouch down on the top bunk and play on my PSP utnil they left
>they would talk and watch movies
>they used to bully me and call me the 'Bad Funk from the Top Bunk' because apparently I 'stank like shit'
>one day he bought an extra friend over
>was a pretty cute girl
>overheard her saying she had nowhere to sit
>wanted to be cute and flirt with her
>slowly sat up
>spoke in front of brothers friends for first time ever
>'HEY GIRL..... WHY DON'T YOU GET ON THE TRUNK OF THE FUNK?'
>tap the end of the bed with my feet
>they all burst out laughing
>girl asks brother if I am serious
>I slink back onto the bed
>later that night she gave him a handjob beneath me
>meanwhile I played Locoroco 2
>>28984029
same here, I used to have a bunch of online friends, but they allabandoned me
>>28984503
>Bad Funk from the Top Bunk
>>28983968
The asian girl is cute, the rest can go away reeeeee
why is everyone loved but me
my parents now I have no friends
Looks like anon finally got out of his cave hahaha
>>28985306
LE CAVVEEE XXXXXXXXXXXXD
>>28983968
Everyone has water except for the chubby ginger.
ergh, something like this happened to me once
>parents having summer BBQ
>sister invites 4-5 friends round
>mum: "anon, why don't you invite some of your friends over, there's plenty of food!"
>oh... I don't know....
>mum: "anon, come on you can't sit in all day on your playstation, give them a call or speak to them on the playstation"
>mom didn't know my "playstation friends" weren't really from school, they were randoms I met online
>decided to make up a story about my friend inviting me for a football tournament...
>mom: "oh okay anon, it will be nice to run around in this nice weather, need a ride to your friends house or the park?"
>I was obese so my mom liked it when I did sports and shit
>"no mom, it's fine I will walk there, they live close"
>I walked to the local train station and got a train into London and just binge ate at like 2-3 diff fast food places and walked around for like 3-4 hours and then came home and ate leftover BBQ.
I still feel sad about it now, bad times.....
>>28985746
I was having a bad day but at least I'm not you
>>28984503
I can't comprehend this level of autism
>>28985792
yh man, it was dark times, like 5 years ago.
things are much better
>>28985746
this hurt my soul because i also made up stories about going places so my parents would leave me alone
jesus what the fuck
I obviously tell them I'm having 5 friends over just so I can have all that pizza for myself.
I've just been honest about not having any friends besides online. Thankfully my parents don't have friends either so they don't care.
>>28983968
>that indian kid
POO IN LOO POO IN LOO POO IN LOO POO IN LOO POO IN LOO POO IN LOO
>>28984181
This was really stupid but it made me laugh
>>28984527
Same here..
Actually, i abandoned them kinda
>it's extremely rude to invite people to a social event with no prior notice
>>28986177
>>/pol>>>> ls that way m80
>>28983968
>look all these new friends your little brother brought home for dinner.
>it's a racially diverse group of adults
That's fucking weird, where is my fat little brother meeting and befriending these people?
>>28985306
>get food on my plate
>sit down at table
>'yeah i did get out of my 'cave' and here i go in it again.'
>pick up plate and start walking to my room
>'oh anaon! new rule; no eating in your room! :)'
>'does it matter where i eat? we are in a 1story house anyways. so really i would be still in the room where the table is. so new rule; no eating in the room where the table is.'
>>28986453
that's a funny way of spelling /g/
>>28986572
>we are in a 1story house anyways. so really i would be still in the room where the table is.
That's not how rooms work, you mongoloid fuck.
>>28984503
>Bad Funk from the Top Bunk
Perfect
>>28986594
Fuck you for associating that great man's memory with your stupid /pol/ shit.
>>28985722
Glad I'm not the only one who noticed this
The eldest daughter sitting closest to the window is qt AF
Both the Indian and the Chinese guy look like robots although he hs a wife
The father looks extremely uncomfortable
