Who on track to be wizard here?
>>28981733
I'm 22 and going strong. I've been successfully rejected three times just this week!
19 year old virgin. i just lost my last hope.
if virginity is that big of an issue for you why don't you go to a brothel
>>28981733
23 and i've given up on anything related with girls. I've just accepted the way, it's like destiny that i'll be virgin forever.
I ruined it by having sex with an escort
>>28982056
Does not count famalam
You must have sex with GF or wife ( in relationship) to forfeit wizard powers
>>28981733
21
I dont know why the hell I should keep a track.
It is literally till the day I die.
And I dont think someone would fuck my corpse after that.
>>28981733
when I become a wizard I will destroy all normalscum with my powers
29 year old virgin. I am guaranteed at this point.
>>28982001
Are you me? I lost all hope when I was 19but eventually had sex with a ugly chick
I'm 20 now.
5 years left, well on track but after starting work the temptation to do something stupid is rising. I should manage to get through though.
>>28982097
Don't be a moron, sex of any kind forfeits wizardry.
4 more levels to go. Never even tried aproaching a woman in my life.
id didnt fully understand the scale, but i def wanna be the grim reaper at the end
>>28982139
Same here. The good thing, we may reveal this to the youngsters right now, as soon as you get social status and a well paying profession the whores will become less and less important. It won't always "hurt" and eventually you just will go your own way.
>>28981733
27 y/o KV. had my inner thigh grabbed, have grinded twice in my life, and even had my oneitis rub her feet in my face, which is my fetish....
idk. I'm just tryna work on myself at this point. I don't stress over it anymore, but I'm working out a lot now. hopefully that helps, because as of right now I'm 5'7" 240lbs.
>>28981733
I'm 20 and have fucked 6 different prostitutes but have never so much as held hands with a girl I didn't pay. I don't see how I'm any less beyond redemption than an actual virgin.
I just noticed I'm a few months away from 19
God damn it
>>28982179
I have neither. I went from being a reclusive NEET to a reclusive wage slave. What I have to make me happy is my hobbies. It always feels great to get over certain hurdles.
>>28982393
My point is life is even ok with women thinking you are a disgusting piece of subhuman trash.
>>28982020
i was but the hooker said no
>>28982171
>but i def wanna be the grim reaper at the end
You mean the wraith? That's my oc, he looks pretty badass huh :^)?
>>28981733
Is there any age that you guys would consider having sex with a man?
>>28982445
What was her reason?
>>28981733
>not posting this one
>>28981733
I got "saved" at 21.
Your chart is bogus.
Can you still be wizard if you are not kissless and touched a boob?
>>28982001
I wish i was 19 i am 23. Fuck do not waste your last few years of fun man.
>>28982020
To pay 100$ to some worthless whore who is not attracted to me. And how many times in my life will i have to do that?
I have my pride you know
>>28982097
So... Having sex with sister when I was 12 still doesn't count right?
>>28982519
It is all about virginity. You are either a virgin or aren't.
>>28982572
>Having sex with sister when I was 12 still doesn't count right?
Pls greentext
>>28982599
So I can still be a wizard as long as I never put penis in vagina?
>>28981733
Turn 20 in a month.. Heh
>tfw I'll surely die before 90
>tfw I'll never be an overgod due to this and only due to this
Currently level 23.
>>28982607
>have horny 14 year old sis
>keeps bugging be about playing house and doing "the thing"
>I had no idea what it was, I just knew that it felt good
>keep it up for a while like that until I realize what is going on, and that is wrong
>fuck it, it feels too good
>one day I come inside of her with out me knowing
>ewww anon, did you pee inside of me?
>idk lol
>she realize what it is and keeps saying >"I might get pregnant anon hehe"
FUCK ME, DONT JOKE LIKE THAT
>we keep at it, but her jokes about her pants not "fitting" and "I'm gaining weight " gets to me
>she gets her period
>we stop
>now I can't have a stable relationship with anyone because of that experience, always thinking about that time with my sister
Thanks sis for turning me into a freak.
>>28982820
Damn your sister sounds hot. Why did u stop? U lucky man.
Will be soon. What class should I roll now?
>>28982506
Translate the last one?
>>28982506
>elder god visits our realm and is about to release havoc
>bunch of chads mock it's virginity
>elder drops spaghetti everywhere, bursts into treats
>>28982854
>Oral sex being worth less than normal sex.
Considering a lot women won't ever suck you, even when in a commited relationship, cause "Ew, that's disgusting and I might get sperm in my mouth", that chart is BS to the max.
>>28982836
>getting your sister preggo
Nigga you best be joking, no way I'm taking that risk
But I do enjoy incest on my Taiwanese media cartoons, like yosuga no sora
Fuck I'm weird
>>28982890
You have better? Fuck off then.
I'm 24 and still haven't got laid. I jerked off a dude once, does that counts? Did I lose all my wizard potential?
>tfw you hit 30 and begin training to open a portal to her
>tfw I will tell Merlin to suck a dick, and I will help her raise her daughter properly
>tfw I will stop the fall of Britannia
>tfw I will help her conquer the world, and usher in a new age of human greatness and make my waifu fall in love with me so she never makes a pact with that dirty cunt Gaia and she and I can live together in Valhalla when we die
>>28982977
what the fuck are you jabbering about u fuckin nerd
>>28982947
A better chart? No.
Better sex than you? Most likely.
>>28983011
My plans for when I gain the ability to produce prana.
I'm already a wizard. Just became one this year last month.
>>28983033
I >>28983402 could do that for you. But, what's in it for me?
Lost my virginity summer of 2014, just dye your hair black and listen to evanescence and cut, chicks LOVE that shit,
20 year old kissless, handholdless virgin. I've already given up. What's the point?
>>28982876
>>bursts into treats
I wish I wasn't on mobile, so I could shop someone exploding into candy
>>28983402
>only been training for a year
>thinks he can install magic circuits without killing me
Not falling for it.
fuck me, I'm only 18 but these threads make me so scared, I genuinely never had a relationship, not even a fucking KISS. I don't want to end up as a wizard, I really don't.....But it's all over right?There is no possible way for me to get into a relationship if I'm 18 and I didn't even kiss a girl.I literally missed young love and at these points all girls already had experiences before me.If I will ever have the opportunity to kiss a girl, I would probably be very stressed and too nervous since it's my first time.So I should probably give up now and accept the reality.
>>28984278
You doubt me? I'll give you something to doubt. Take this! I conjure dubs!
>>28984490
Curses! You >>28984278
win this round.
>>28984434
nah fuck off. You shouldn't even be here. It's totally normal for failed normies not to have any experience before University. Get tinder.
25yo KHV. Way past the point of no return, I just wouldn't know what to do. Escortbro's first encounter is pretty much how it'd go for me too.
I don't mind being a virgin it's just emotionally painful to never have had a girlfriend.
>>28984581
I don't think I'm a failed normie.I think you're really more normie than me for using tinder.
And I'm pretty sure I'm not a failed normie since I don't have any friends.
>>28981733
Had sex 3 times when I was 14 and literally never again since then. Turning 24 in a few days. I ruined my chance at wizardry
>18 years and 6 months old this june
>trajectory of life has already been pretty much set
Who else knows this feel??
>>28981733
Already passed the station and picked up my robe and cap. Being NEET right after getting my GED at 16 did it for me. Should have gone to community college at 18-20 while I still had hair and some social skills.
Being a NEET leech is soul crushing. It's like trying to relive childhood before school, with the exception of having to shave and having the urge to fap to porn. You are dependent and have no choices of where to live and what to do.
I read some things, it sucks knowing how to do everything having no certification.
>>28983013
I didn't have sex so you can't have it better.
>>28984594
Both bother me. It's why paying an escort has no appeal to me. It would make me hate myself more than I do at the moment. And the lack of intimacy is maddening, yes. I don't know how I do it sometimes. Clearly I'm a genetic dead end.
>>28984993
Why were you allowed to get your GED at 16?
>>28981733
Hit 33 this year. The next milestone is quite a way away, but honestly, it gets easier. Every normie basically assumes that, by this age, you're not a virgin, and after all these years, my sex drive is basically zero.
>>28981733
What if I am a member of the Night's Watch?
>>28981733
I'm already on a way to be wraith.
>>28981733
Does sticking it inside her count for anything?
>>28985877
I know that feel. At our age you see the roastie's end game: kids, suburbs, suvs, dogs. I'm happy to avoid the trap.
>>28985877
>my sex drive is basically zero.
I'm only 24, but I'm scared of this happening to me.
Fapping and eating are pretty much the only two things I enjoy now - I can't afford to lose half of what keeps me going.
i wish i was on track to wizardhood desu
>>28982001
Lost my virginity at 19. Maybe there is some hope.
>>28985822
Typo on my part. I got it at 18 actually. 16 is when I effectively dropped out.
>>28985877
I'm 38 and still can get hard pretty easily. The only difference I notice is less sperm. I don't let out big stinky cum that others can smell, and dries up on my leg making me have to pull my leg hairs off. It makes stealth fapping and clean up much more easy.
>>28986488
It's depressing that there exists a 38 year old virgin man somewhere in the world that still has to stealth fap.
23 y.o. KV here, gonna try actually going out with my normie friends this summer and see if I meet some girl.
>>28981733
I turn 23 in September and gave up on losing it a long time ago so yeah I'm pretty much headed there.
Well, I passed the point of wizard a long time ago. The status of wraith looms on the horizon.
I'm fond of these images, but I've noticed a curious trend in their subsequent iterations. The wizard in question becomes progressively less humane and more satanic as time goes by. He progresses toward a kind of divinity, I suppose, but the end point is some horrible alien god like Cthulhu. It's the sort of deity one stands in awe of not because it's beautiful, but because it's transcendentally disgusting. The wizard in his purest form is not the consort of Nature, but a blasphemy against it.
The fact that the progression in these images is toward greater evil rather than greater good is suggestive, isn't it? The image doesn't depict the transformation from saint to angel to cherubim and so on. The wizard is evil, and even in his youngest form his staff is adorned with the symbol of chaos. The robes he wears are dark.
What a strange bit of honesty in a series of images meant to be humorous. Whatever "magic" comes with late virginity, it is invariably black.
>>28984434
Former wizard here (I was 30 and some months)
The only point of no return is death. Death is certain. So try to do what you want to before that. Tinder worked for me, it wasn't easy but it worked.
>>28989325
>Tinder worked for me, it wasn't easy but it worked.
Just how awkward was it ?
>>28981733
7 more years until wizardhood.
For my first spell I will cast frost bolt. I will specialize in necromancy and torment the normies. Their souls shall be mine.
>>28981733
I've has sexual Intercourse with 30+ females, ask me anything
25 here.
I thought I was, but there's a good chance I'm losing my chance at wizardry tomorrow. I met a milf who was interested in showing me the ropes surprisingly. We exchanged some pics, texted a bit, talked over the phone, and agreed to meet. I'm nervous as hell wew lad.
>>28981733
>remember seeing this when i was 13 or 14 and saying this wouldn't be me
>tfw turning 21 next month
At least I have my anime
>>28981733
half a year to go, god shall reward me for my purity, I know he will.
>>28981733
lets go one more year till 20. i dont even care about getting a gf nor getting laid to begin with, that just gets in my way of wasting my life on vidya
>>28982854
ive done 11-9 then skipped straight to 4, tfw ill never know what its like to kiss a girl but i know what it feels like to mutually grope them
>>28981733
Fucked an 8 year old when I was 11 but haven't been in any form of relationship since and don't really see it changing any time soon as the longer I live the less I want to do with others. The idea of bothering with women just seems like a huge waste of energy for something I only want for a few moments at given times at best. It's like buying road train with 15 trailers when all you want is a single fucking wheel.
That aside, a few months ago at a family meet up I was introduced to a girlfriend of a cousin who was some young blonde thing, probably around 19~21, clearly attractive by any general standard with the hips, tits and all that shit but the thing was that she was more repulsive than anything else. I also got a bit hug from my little cousin at the time when her older brother was introducing me to his girlfriend. She jumped up into my arms with a big warm smile, saying my name but referring to me as "uncle" as I'm more than old enough to be her uncle despite being cousins. There is fucking nothing which can honestly compete with that. Little girls just radiate warmth and affection and you just want to give them a big hug and look after them. 2D little girls are like that but even better.
The real power doesn't come from abstaining from sex, it comes from when sex and such relationships and all the shit it entails becomes entirely undesirable. It basically frees up your existence in a way normalfags are simply incapable of comprehending. In the past four years I learned another two languages and barely need to spend money to have a great time unwinding due to the huge array of free media available in the form of books, etc. which knowing multiple languages opens up. You're constantly learning new things and there is a sense of being alive and progressing that isn't really present in the average rat race. An old friend in the same time has basically worked like a dog to feed his wife and kids while being fucking miserable.
lol I've only had two partners because I found them off craigslist, I'm a wizard at heart I don't do this real life society thing
>>28981733
28 turning 29 in two months.
Soon. Soon...
>>28981733
I doubt I'll live long enough to become an overgod.
>>28990768
>Fucked an 8 year old when I was 11
story pls desu
>>28981733
21 here. I just recently lost weight so I'll ride it out for a few more months, trying Tinder and OKCupid. If I'm still a virgin a month before my birthday I'll go escort. It might even be better that way because I need practice, and she (hopefully) won't laugh at me if I'm paying her. I'll choose a nice motherly type in her 30s.
>>28984993
>Should have gone to community college at 18-20 while I still had hair and some social skills.
I'm sorry but that sentence just made me laugh anon. You're alright Anon.
>>28984434
I was the same way at 18. Took me a year of studying male-female interactions (through reading/videos/self analysis/practice) but now at 19 I've finally made out with a few girls and done some decent groping. Next stop is sex, though that may take me till 20.
I'm even an aspie
>>28990845
Use your imagination, it would be much better than the reality, I assure you. When she hit her teens, and I was fortunate enough to have been kicked onto the streets by my crazy mother I was living with -the sex happened while living with my father- the girl decided to have a breakdown at school and make up some story about how I raped her and it ended up involving her family trying to lawyer up and get me put in prison. Thankfully the legal system wasn't as fucking retarded as it is now and the police didn't take any action, though I'm pretty sure my name is on a list somewhere.
The girl was basically a huge whore in her teen years and she got knocked up around the time she decided to make her past public. The guy was another student, or at least that was what I was told long after the fact, who bailed when he found out she was lying about being on the pill. Though if I were still living in that same town my life probably would have been a lot worse.
She was raised by a single mother. Fucking go figure. Single mothers make terrible guardians for boys and basically teach their daughters how to extort the legal and welfare system from a young age. I had an old school friend who had a sister who basically did the same thing, only when she was a little older, and completely fucking ruined the guy involved. He was 16 and she was 12; she was treated as a victim (long after the fucking fact) and he was tried as an adult. I'd like to believe that these are really only extreme outlying cases but the more I observe female behaviour in person and through personal stories involving others, it seems a little more realistic that this isn't exactly as rare as I may like to assume.
>>28982001
Lost mine at 19, don't worry about it desu.
23 yo kissless virgin here
T-there's still hope right guys
r-right?
Goal or maybe possible future ambition to become like
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