Official Mental Illness Tier Chart
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Official Mental Illness Tier Chart.
>tfw Tourettes, ADHD, and OCD
>>28980879
Where does schizoid personality disorder go?
>>28980879
>NarcAntisPD
>normie tier
Oh, I am laffing. You know that NAPD means being a psychopath, right?
But who am I to jugde as a F60.30? That means Emotionally-Unstable PD, which basically is the sister of BPD.
i'm guessing whoever made that chart only had one or none of the ones listed
>>28980879
Is avoidant really that far down?
Shit i thought i wasnt that fucked up at least.
>>28980990
>implying all normies aren't narcissists
>implying antisocial people don't go on to be the most successful members of society
>depersonalization beyond hope
ok this chart is stupid. It's rediculous to say that any mental disorder is worse than another. Having any of those is shit
>>28980991
>I have a meme disorder and this chart made me mad!
>>28980879
Ayyy where is tulpas on this?
>>28980879
Blessed Elliot was a textbook narcissist and also a robot
>>28981099
STFU you dumb son of a bitch. Did you make the chart? If yes, you are one of the most incompetent persons I met on this board, and thats saying much. If not, delete this crap from your harddrive and do some fucking research, holy shit! Being an egocentrical, vapid asshole and having a legit NarcAsoPD are two very fucking separate things, you moron! Jesus H. Christ on a PBJ, do you really think you can compare Ted Bundy to your average Chad? Really?
Fucking ridiculous.
>>28981103
Schizophrenia is objectively worse than most of them.
>>28980879
fucking hell, i have every single one from the robot tier
good shit
>>28981138
That would be Schizophrenia my man.
How'd you make it?
>>28980879
>Major Depression
>OCD
>Avoidant Personality Disorder
>consequental arrhythmia/cardiomyopathy from previously mentioned disorders
My only hope is that Ill have a heart attack and die and my sleep
>>28980916
>mfw same exact things
>>28981124
>meme dissorder
i have add, bpd, aspergers, major depression and apd , social anxiety. more or less one from each category.
>>28981103
Are you literally retarded or do you just not know that different disorders affect your ability to function in life to varying degrees? Someone with Seasonal Affective Disorder is going to function far better in life than someone who can't remember anything that happened more than five minutes ago, or someone who is too scared to leave the confine of their home.
Can you normies please fuck off our board? Thanks.
>tfw narcissistic manic depressive alcohol opiate addict
someone please kill me
>>28980879
>DID
>more legit than tumblr
Holy shit kill yourself op
im a little beyond the beyond hope teir, not gona share story
>>28980879
Schizophrenic. Show traits of both paranoid and disorganized.
All hope is lost.
>>28981315
then why post you attention seeking cunt
>major depression
>autistic
>OCD
Damn, it feels good to be a failure.
>>28981315
So why even bother posting, you little attention whore?
>>28981280
What are your tics like? I stretch my neck and touch my nose with my upper lip. Not at the same time though.
>>28980879
>tfw too scared to go to psychiatrist
I'm feeling weirder as time passes by and I don't want them to find something serious and give me drugs
>>28981212
That dude obviously had some sort of a psychosis..
You are falling for false memes my friend.
>>28981138
>Demon possessed tier
>>28981377
If your problem is just "feeling weird" you're probably fine.
>>28981103
Some mental disorders are way different than others, and they come in different severities. That's like saying that the common cold is "just as bad" as cancer.
>>28981304
i wasn't implying that. Mental illnesses affect people in different ways. one person may be able to learn to live with schizophrenia while another may end up killing themselves because they suffer from insomia. Which is why i think Ops chart is fucking stupid
>>28981404
I feeling more often that everything around me is a stimulation and that aliens are keeping an eye on me. Yesterday a woman sat next to me on the bus and I thought she was one of them and that she was reading my mind, I could feel my ear getting tingly and warm. I considered strangling her because of it. Instead I just kept thinking, "block" and "get out" in my head.
I keep telling myself I thought it ironically but I'm not sure.
>>28981103
ADHD wouldn't be that bad
>>28981473
Sounds like you have delusional thinking. Go see a shrink, senpai.
>>28981475
maybe by itself no but adhd/add generally lead to other mental dissorders if left untreated like ocd, depression etc
>>28981473
>I keep telling myself I thought it ironically
Fuck anon iktf, I keep having these moments of self doubt where I tell myself I just made up all the crazy shit I see and think and hear and that I'm perfectly fine and just want attention. Go see a psychiatrist ASAP, you're definitely displaying psychotic symptoms.
>>28980990
Wrong. All psychopaths are narcissists but not all narcissists are psychopaths. Agreed npd isn't normie though, but being narcissistic is.
>>28981084
Same. Feelsbadman.
Originally.
>>28981534
But that means giving in. Anyway does it count if at the back of my head I'm wondering if I really mean that? At the moment I wasn't but at other times when I think something weird I'm like, "Nah, I can't be right..."
>>28981552
I'm the same as you two, I often times tell my doctor or gf about my symptoms and immediately feel like I've told a lie. Like I'm pretending to have these problems for attention.
>>28981377
I'm scared too but I have an appointment with one in a couple weeks. It's better than suffering for the rest of my life and as long as you don't pose a threat to yourself and others they can't contain you against your will.
Seasonal affective disorder is not a distinct disorder. It's now called major depressive/bipolar disorder with a seasonal pattern.
Whoever made this chart is incredibly off and obviously only has self diagnosed personality disorders..
>>28981473
>tfw they enter your room at night
Fucking sucks. It's just like a little kid being scared of a monster in his closet.
>>28980879
who here /beyondhope/
>dissociative identity disorder
>depersonalization disorder
>can hardly remember what i ate for breakfast
just fuck my shit up
>>28981473
>>28981552
>>28981584
fuck. is this kind of thinking normal with people with schizophrenia? you guys are starting to worry me
>>28981552
Yes, it's exactly like that. Have you been to a doctor for it? Did they tell you you are having symptoms?
I'm scared of all kinds of doctors, and I don't want my family to find out that I'd go to a shrink. I'm mostly fine when I'm alone but outside is torture lately. I get so agitated that when I arrive at my lesson (the only reason I go outside) I can't concentrate
>>28981543
It's impossible to go through the school system without being diagnosed and treated desu
At least in civilized society
>>28980879
I was gonna ask where agoraphobia fits in, but it really is just an extreme form of social anxiety. And now that I think about it, it revolves around getting "triggered" by stupid shit outside and having panic attacks. Coupled with my own irrational thoughts making the problem worse.
Fuck, I belong on tumblr.
>>28981475
ADHDfag reporting in. It's not that bad. Makes daily life a bit of a struggle, but it's overall nothing like Schizophrenia as far as dibilitation goes.
Though >>28981543 is right. Untreated ADHD often leads to other things. My shrink and I talked about this for a bit.
>>28980879
Major depression and depersonalization here. Fuck you
>>28981584
>gf
Time to leave.
>>28981704
It depends on what it is you're actually scared of. It could be something worse. What would an absolute worst case scenario be for you, in general?
>>28981640
Yes.
>>28981635
How were you diagnosed with two fucking psychotic disorders, anon?
So despite the fact that severe bipolar entails BOTH major depression and hallucinactions/delusions (very similar to schizophrenia), it's placed higher higher than both major depression and schizophrenia. That's very retarded.
>>28981714
>ADHDfag reporting in. It's not that bad.
Speak for yourself
>>28981613
Nope, they're clinically diagnosed and I'm on medication and in therapy for them. Won't tell you which ones because I refuse to compromise the integrity of the Official Mental Illness Tier Chart (TM).
Stay mad, senpai.
>>28981767
Because this chart was made by retards. Bipolar is a crazy serious disorder on the same level as Schizophrenia, but it's diagnosed at a much higher rate. Being the contrarian faggots that /r9k/ is, this makes bipolar a "meme disorder" unlike Schizophrenia, which is a fucking SPECTRUM disorder.
Reminder that the two most common reasons for involuntary holds (suicide watches) are:
Schizophrenia
Bipolar disorder
Bipolar people experience psychotic symptoms too, but not constantly.
>>28981704
I would put legitimate, severe agoraphobia (to the point where you genuinely have trouble/can't leave your house) in the "Robot" tier. That's definitely not a meme disorder.
>>28981661
yeah not really. You only generally get diagnosed if your parents make the decission to send you to a shrink. Teachers either don't give a fuck unless you're somehow disrupting the class or they haven't got a clue about mental illnesses. You have to be really out of your mind to get a diagnosis. Plus many mental dissorders develop around late teenage hood when the person is just starting colege
>>28981245
By obsessively thinking about a fictional character I made up for hours a day for years, until they started talking on their own.
>>28981755
Anything people related sets me off. I'm afraid of people and how they perceive me. Something as simple as knowing I have to pick up milk the next day usually keeps me up all night.
>>28980879
>Antisocial personality disorder
>Normie tier
Literally what
major depression, depersonalization disorder, ocd, social anxiety. cool im winning!!
>>28981859
But are you afraid of embarrassment? Or the people themselves? Or their intentions? (don't worry about answering if thinking about it freaks you out, talking too much about my hallucinations and stuff can sometimes cause me to disassociate, don't want to cause any panic)
>>28981830
It depends on the type of bipolartbh. Type 2 don't experience psychosis but have all the fun symptoms of severe depression and a hypomania that gets them into trouble and fucks their life up
>>28981830
Definitely. You can tell his lack of knowledge by the fact that a personality disorder was placed lower than a severe mental illness. He probably assumed bipolar is "being really happy then really sad".
>>28980879
> tfw I have major depression, OCD, AND accident personality. Just fuck my shit up.
>>28981212
>look in the archive
>see multiple posts with weirdass abbreviations like "NarcAsoPD" and "NarcAntisPD"
I assume they're all you.
Why do you do this? It doesn't look cooler. Just write it out.
>>28981841
I'm talking about ADHD but schools need to identify learning difficulties and put the kid on an IEP
Not talking about things like schizophrenia and the like
Where does paranoia fall on the chart?
>>28981830
>>28981906
>implying "I GET REALLY HAPPY AND THEN REALLY SAD" is worse than "I AM REALLY SAD LITERALLY ALL THE TIME AND HAVEN'T BEEN HAPPY IN DECADES"
Listen, I know you guys are mad because you have a tumblr-tier meme disorder. I get it. I really do. But you shouldn't take your anger out on me. I'm just stating the facts, you know?
>>28981868
Mte. Since when is someone who is a borderline psychopath (and often times a criminal) considered normal? Massive contradiction.
>>28981911
He thinks writing it out that way makes his meme disorder look more "serious" and legitimate.
>>28981976
>meme disorder
You must be an absolute joy to chat with.
>>28981963
It seems really serious desu. My mother's classmate had bipolar disorder and she blew her brains out in front of people.
>>28980879
Derealization here
shit is fucked, but on the outside I look normal
>>28981963
>not understanding a disorder: the post
Summerfags please leave
>>28981963
I know this is bait, but bipolar people literally go from Schizophrenic levels of hallucination, delusions, risk taking, paranoia and craziness to almost catatonic behavior with no inbetween
Bipolar is life destroying and completely debilitating. I'm not talking really happy and sad, I mean, from crazy to even crazier. That's bipolar. There's a reason they take antipsychotics.
>>28982004
My classmate's brother was bipolar. He up and murdered his mom and then ate his own gun
It's a fucked mental disorder. Truly fucked.
>>28981963
Obviously bait. Unless you're really that retarded. If you made the chart I wouldn't put it past you.
>>28981963
>I GET REALLY HAPPY AND THEN REALLY SAD
that isn't what bipolar disorder is, and you know it. here's your reply. stop shitposting
>>28981963
>the facts
please share with us your "facts" anon. I'm listening
>>28981906
>>28982004
>>28982033
Do you guys mean bipolar or borderline?
>>28982068
We're talking about bipolar. Borderline is entirely different.
>It's another self-diagnosis blog thread
It doesn't make you unique or interesting, give it up.
>>28982004
>>28982031
>>28982033
>>28982041
>>28982048
>>>#TRIGGERED
I should have made a tier higher than the normie one reserved just for Bipolar Disorder, you fucking babies.In all seriousness, I am willing to move Bipolar Disorder down. Tell me what tier it should be in and state your case as to why you think so.
I have one symptom of Shizo do I still fall beyond hope tier?
>>28982114
Mine were all formally diagnosed and confirmed by at least one separate specialist. My brain is fucked, partially due to epilepsy.
>>28981178
He developed malignant narcissism so he jumped from normie tier to beyond hope tier
>>28982119
At the least it should be robot, since it's more serious than avoidant personality disorder and actually includes major depression.
>>28982220
I didn't think malignant narcissism was really recognized as a separate sisorder.
>>28982119
Learn to read. Bipolar is a serious mood disorder with psychotic features such as hallucinations, delusions and paranoia. A bipolar person has effectively two settings.
They are either out of their minds crazy, the highest high on earth. They will gamble their life savings away because they're convinced they can't lose. They'll take every drug they can get their hands on. They'll cheat on their loving spouses for no reason. They are delusionally happy (not just "man, I feel great today", but "god sent me a message from the future that I am going to win the lotto, so I need to sell my house and move to Mexico!").
And then they have a depressive phase. They are in the lowest stage of their lives. Some are catatonic, most are suicidally depressed. People who get put on suicide watch are either Schizophrenics or bipolars in a depressive phase. That should give you a better understanding. It's not depression like you or I understand it. It's psychotic depression.
Think of only ever going between a stage of Schizophrenia or insanely intense depression with no in-between.
My aunt is bipolar, she's been hospitalized several times for it. It's not fun . It's not just happy or sad.
>>28980879
OCD and avoidant personality disorder here.
Just got my Seroquel upped in dosage so maybe I'll be less socially anxious soon.
>>28982201
You need to have at least three, for a sustained period of six months. At least according to the DSM-V
>>28982201
rofl. pretty much everyone has at least one symptom of like every single mental illness
>>28980879
"The Fallen" tier- Somatoforms
>>28982322
Alright im not a shizo, just a loser with a shizo symptom
>>28982201
What is that symptom?
>>28982368
>Shizo
mighty kek
>>28982322
Also, psychologists only care about ANY "symptoms" or anything if you believe they are impacting your quality of life.
>>28982119
god i knew it was you who made that shitty chart. Kill yourself
>>28982373
Derealization
it varies from time to time, sometimes im close to normal and I don't feel it and sometimes its hitting hard as fuck and I just sit in the corner and wait it out.
>>28980879
>major depression
>anxiety
>ptsd
>anterograde amnesia
help
>>28982431
how come you got ptsd
>Depersonalization
>AVPD
>OCD
Just fucking end me
>have bordeline personality dissorder
>still a hhkv
just fucking kill me already
Schizophrenic and bipolar reporting in. It's honestly worse for the people around me than it is for me.
>>28981643
I have a psychiatrist appointment in 8 days, if it's interesting I'll make a thread saying how it goes.
>>28982458
childhood abuse, the usual (sexual, physical, mental)
>>28982480
When did you first notice signs of schizophrenia? What were they? Have they worsened over the years?
>>28982548
That sucks, really damaging.
>>28982529
Sure, that would be great. It seems intimidating so good luck
>>28982568
thank you anon!
i can deal with the ptsd reasonably well, but the anterograde amnesia makes me completely nonfunctional. like..a non-person
> Bipolar
> ADHD
> Heroin Addict
>>28982615
>anterograde amnesia
That's when you can't form new memories? How did it happen? Will you remember this tomorrow? Really curious about this
>>28982480
When I was 16 I convinced myself that people were stealing my thoughts and poisoning my food/killing me telepathically. I didn't experience any hallucinations or voices though. The thoughts seemed to function in a similar way to my ocd thoughts although I genuinely believed them on some level. I managed to start thinking rationally and to ignore them after a year. Could I have developed a form of schizophrenia or schizotypal disorder?
>>28982615
No need to thank me at all, hope you get better and have moved past your abuse at least to an extent.
Is anterograde amnesia similar to the amnesia the guy in Memento has? (You might get asked that often)
IM BEYONG HOPE :D
NOBODY CARES
>>28982625
Did you become bipolar after getting addicted to heroine or before? How does the heroine affect your mental illness?
>>28980879
This is a dumb chart. Borderline is tumblr tier and depression is robot tier? Most killers are bpd depression is what every girl says she has.
>>28982550
I've only been fully schizophrenic for a year now. During the predromal phase, I had the following...
>Disorganized speech (would sometimes say complete nonsense during conversations that made sense in my head
>in a constant state of fear in public that I was going to get jumped
>see shadow people
>hear my name getting called out of nowhere
>think I'm being recorded and public
>think everyone is talking about me
>think people within a certain radius of me can hear my thoughts
>terrified of large crowds
>thought that mannequins and other humanoid objectd were alive and trying to talk to me
>Bizzare body movements (randomly shaking)
>blunted affect (didn't care that my best friend died of a drug overdose)
>very expressionless face
>afraid I'm being poisoned
>see faces and numbers in everything
The symptoms are mostly the same now but more severe when they occur. I get set off by large crowds and incredibly Bizzare settings (Disneyland at night scared the shit out of me)
>>28980879
Where are Anger Issues and Paranoia ?
>>28982643
About 2/3 of schizos have Hallucinations. You probably still have it.
>>28982726
Those are symptoms, not disorders.
>>28982759
>implying ppd isnt a thing
>>28982779
The you should have said that instead of paranoia.
>>28980921
I think it's pretty similar to avoidant so robot tier too
>>28982759
> paranoia = Paranoid personality DISORDER
> anger = Intermittent explosive DISORDER
>>28980879
>OCD
>Autism
fugg
>bipolar type 1, OCD, sexual sadism and necrophilia
>paraphilias didn't even make the list
>>28982759
>>28982806
You're right, anger issue is a symptom. I'm mixing them together, sorry
And for paranoia i wanted to say this >>28982779
>>28982809
ummm shit
>>28982816
>anger = Intermittent explosive DISORDER
I didn't knew it's rightfully name, thanjk you !
>>28982838
Anger issue is basically intermittent explosive disorder
>>28982742
I haven't had any delusional beliefs or convictions in three years but still talk in a flat emotionless way and my speech is sometimes disorganized. I also still have severe depersonalization. Is it possible that I have schizophrenia and have managed to force myself to think in a strictly empirical way or could these residual symptoms just be a result of my ocd and depersonalization.
>>28982865
I would do some research on disorganized schizophrenia, rather than just paranoid
>>28980879
>tfw OCD
>tfw afraid of nighttime because you know intrusive thoughts are going to rape you
>>28982615
How long is your memory span?
>>28982865
Hmm you seem to have the negative symptoms which means schizophrenia is possible "dormant" in you. If you have all of the negative symptoms (blunted affect, flat etc.) it's very possible, but many negative symptoms of schizophrenia overlap with other mental illnesses.
>>28982713
Before. I believe that dope makes me more functional but again, I am an addict lol. I just kinda view it as the best thing to be addicted to esp viewing my alcoholic and meth-head friends. But I guess I smoke and shoot up only occasionally.
>>28982816
>> anger = Intermittent explosive DISORDER
Look at the chart again, you fucking retard.
>avoidant personality disorder
could be worse but still kh NEET in basement
IF YOU'RE NOT DIAGNOSED IT DOESN'T COUNT TUMBLRFAGS
>>28982901
I have developed the perfect strategy against this, mang. You stay up until you're so tired that you literally can't stay awake, then get like 3 hours of sleep before you have to wake up again and feel shit all day because no sleep.JUST
>>28980879
>OCD master race
What are your "ticks"?
I rearrange everything in the sink until it feels good. I urinate in my garbage can around 5 times before I go to bed. I move objects until it feels like it's right. Another one is mixing sugar into coffee. I mix it a total of 30 times, but each "mix" is 1,2,3. up to ten. So it's 1,2,3 1,2,3 1,2,3 1,2,3 1,2,3 etc. Up to ten. I have to redo it sometimes but it's fine. I rearrange my clothes on my bedroom floor as well before bed.
I can't stand when someone goes "teehee I have ocd everything has to be neat XDDDDD"
>>28982922
Eh, if you're schizophrenic I'd just say you might as well do what you enjoy whilst you're still pretty sane. It's funny how a drug like heroine could help schizophrenia.
normie with insomnia reporting in
i have medication though so it's all good
>>28982932
I'm not the one who said it wasn't there, autismo, just proving you wrong. In all your replies you've just been a pedantic faggot. You're the real retard, a pseudo intellectual retard.
>>28982967
I wash my hands religiously. It's not a matter of hygiene, I'm not afraid of bacteria or dirt or anything. When I touch someone else or something someone else has touched I feel like I carry them with me, they haunt me, and anything I do while in this state becomes associated with them, it spreads, they get attached to other things from which they will follow and haunt me again. So I have to wash my hands to be free.
Tfw antipsychotics keep getting better and better
Tfw us SSRI fags are getting JUSTED all day erryday
>I get one out of each except for the last group
>beginning to show signs of schizophrenia
>this was God's choice
>>28982865
some symptoms can show up earlier on and reemerge when the illness gets worse. That being said if you want to know for sure you should go to a shrink
>>28982967
I'm not OCD but I used to always call Normies on that bullshit. Funny how they don't even know that "being really organized" often has nothing to do with the disorder.
>>28983020
I've been a pedantic faggot when you're the one sperging out over what is a symptom of a disorder rather than a disorder? Take a look at yourself, friend. You're the only pedantic faggot here. A pedantic faggot with a meme illness and a chip on his shoulder.
>>28982967
Every time I get an intrusive homicidal or necrophilic thought I have to play out in my head the potential consequences of those actions in as much upsetting detail as possible, while removing myself from the situation that could potentially lead to me acting on it. So, say, if I'm at work, using a box cutter to open some packages, and a customer walks by, I spend the next several hours obsessing over killing them and fucking their body and how I would be apprehended, while taking great pains to avoid them and ditch the box cutter.
I also check for insects everywhere since I'm extremely allergic to them, I have to sweep the entire bedroom, house, car, etc. every time I go into it and keep my arms up to make sure that nothing accidentally gets in my face.
>"teehee I have ocd everything has to be neat XDDDDD"
would like to literally torture and kill every last ignorant normalshit that's ever said this
>>28983041
i feel u my man
i just wanna get unfucked ;-;
ive had depersonalisation for years now i couldnt tell anyone about it because i thought something bad would happen to me.
but thanks for reassuring me that im beyond saving
>>28980879
autism the now the same as ADHD btw
>>28982967
I don't have a lot of compulsions. I basically can't stop thinking about horrible scenarios in my head. I obsess for hours over things that will never happen. Certain sounds and textures really upset me, and if I can't make them go away I get very upset.
When my anxiety levels rise or drop drastically, I pick at things. Hair, skin, furniture, fabric. ect or fold/rip things until they are as small as possible.
>DURR I HAVE OCD BECAUSE I LIKE CLEANLINESS SO MUCH
My house is an absolute nightmare. I don't clean because if I start to clean, I can't stop. Any thing short of perfect is a failure.
>>28983090
>would like to literally torture and kill every last ignorant normalshit that's ever said this
Just look down on them. It's healthier for your psychology.
>>28983089
YOU were the one who said "those are symptoms not disorders" (despite the fact that if you had a brain cell you could figure out what the guy meant) not me, retard. And I never claimed to have ANY illness, nor did I imply it. faggot
>>28983143
That wasn't me, you fucking idiot. The first time I replied to you was when I told you to take another look at the chart. Calm down. Go for a walk or something before you explode on me.
>>28982642
>>28982687
>>28982903
the anterograde amnesia is intermittent. sometimes i also lose a lot of my past memories, too (transient global amnesia, i guess). i usually get it a few times a week during the morning hours.
when it happens, my memory span is like...nonexistent. i initiate sentences that run on forever and just descend into nonsense. usually i repeat myself a lot. as time goes on and i regain my capacity to remember, i tend to forget that the memory loss ever even occurred. to be realistically, i have no idea how often it happens.
momento is actually pretty accurate, but the character's thought processes are more cohesive than they would likely be if he were a real person. also i'm an anxious person in general but i am very rarely anxious or tense when the anterograde amnesia is affecting me, almost like im forced to stay in a state of intense mindfulness. there is no temporal headspace for anxiety.. my case is a bit different from his because sometimes i also have retrograde amnesia.
>>28983125
>Certain sounds and textures really upset me
To the best of my knowledge the first half of that is more of a symptom of misophonia than OCD, but I could be wrong in your case. I have the same thing though and it's hell. You just can't explain to people how much it's bothering you, they'll think you're some kind of freak or just keep doing it...
>>28983130
The main symptom of my OCD is having those thoughts about people. I know it would be healthier not to but I can't help it, man.
>>28982970
I'm bipolar not schizo sorry
I have had psychotic symptoms in the past but I'm on meds not and it's not really a factor in my life anymore
>>28983178
go get laid sperg
>>28980879
Hey space robots
How do i get depersonalization disorder???
Id like to experience it and survive and recover from it to become mentally stronger.
>>28980879
>ADD, Dyscalculia
Wait, am I normie tier?
Oh wait no autism is on here as well
>tfw PDD-NOS
just fucking kill me already
>>28983254
This is how you know you lost the argument.
>>28980879
Fixed originally senpai
>>28983249
in any case I think if you enjoy shooting up and feel it helps you should do whatever you want. I know you don't need my permission but I think it's hard to be happy when you feel quite limited in your actions
>>28982816
>DISORDER
are you triggered by the fact that I didn't validate your non-issues?
>>28983275
I already won it I don't need to try anymore. You lost because your entire argument was based on the fact that you thought I was someone else. kek.
>>28980879
Needs Schizotypal PD and Paranoid PD.
>>28980879
confirmed
>autism
>borderline
self diagnosed (if you don't consider it free autism dlc)
>social anxiety
>avoidant
>depression
= tumblrobot?
>>28980879
>formally diagnosed Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and social anxiety.
I am apparently a robot and tumblr tier.
>>28982967
I play with the light switches a lot
I bet my neighbors think my house is haunted or some shit top kek
Also trichotillomania
>>28983320
No dipshit im outlining the fact that it's a DISORDER and not a symptom. neither are my "non-issues" anyway
tfw robot tier
>>28983340
No, your entire argument was based on the fact that I was someone else. This post >>28982932 is the first reply I made to you. Go cry on tumblr about me insulting your self-diagnosed meme illness, you fucking faggot.
>major depression
>schizoid
fug
>>28981962
Depends, paranoia is usually a sign of something else.
>>28980879
>ASPD is in normie teir
You realize that is the official diagnosis of a sociopath, right?
>bipolar disorder above major depression
This has to be a joke. Either that or you're uninformed.
>>28983382
you replied to me thinking I was the one who was complaining about it not being on the chart, and I wasn't. so you got it wrong. also never claimed any illnesses.
someone put severe retardation on the chart just so this guy can feel included
>>28980879
Where does Intermittent explosive disorder fit in on that chart?
>>28980879
Beyond Hope, fuck yea!
>>28982724
Wait, so all that is just the beginning? It gets worse? Jesus Christ. I definitely have some of those symptoms, though my paranoia and hallucinations are different from yours.
>>28982550
Not the guy you replied to but I have been recently diagnosed and it started out for me as a mixture of depression, paranoia, isolation and some hallucinations
Paranoia and isolation were probably the major symptoms.
>>28983375
>I have anger issues wah my suffering
It's okay, my dearest, most special snowflake. This world is simply not fit for your unique kind. You must be free of this world and pass on to the next life. Kill yourself.
I'm schizo and i still have hope, am i wrong?
>>28983201
That's really fucked up. Do you live with anyone?
>>28983477
Did you actually read the chart?
>>28983265
This might be the most ass backwards, retarded post I have ever seen on all of 4chan. Congratulations.
In what universe is retrograde amnesia tumblr-tier? If anything, it seems like the mental illness most likely to be caused by actual physical trauma and not daddy/mommy issues.
>>28980879
>aspergers
bad at social shit, used to be way worse and almost full sperg as a kid. but i am slightly better at self awareness. and people that meet me say that they would not have guessed i am aspie. (even though i totally am. im just good at concealing it because its literally the fucking worst disorder to have. because literally all the other aspies are huge pieces of shit. and everyone will hate you and see less of you if you say you have that shit. even if you do not act like a chriss chan. that is how people will forever picture you)
>treatment resistant depression
its the fucking worst. almost always caught in a constant state of self hatred. lack of energy motivation or any spark in my life. only goes away when im high
>social anxiety and severe general anxiety
Poor self image, overthinking. suicidal thoughts in public.
ex "why the fuck am i here, look around these people hate you you are such an ugly piece of shit. look at them they laughed they are laughing at you. why would anyone ever love you they just brought you here because they feel sorry for you because you dont have your own friends, you fucking joke"
and that voice in my head does not have an off button
>OCD tendencies
lose job because id have panic attacks and recount petty cash over and over and over again brain telling me again that its fucking wrong and im stupid and i cant count right. often stopping mid count to redo it
I think i might have borderline traits
which fucking sucks because borderline is literally stupid tumblr roastie, the mental illness.
i have the distorted self image, impulsive actions based on my mood. and swinging from being okay with someone to being so paranoid that i hate them and thinking they are going to try some shit.
Might also be schizotypal
but im not going to say i have any of those things because i have not been professionally diagnosed with them. and im not a stupid piece of shit tumblr trash
rate how fucked i am
>>28980879
>robot tier
don't want to be here
>>28983513
No. Many Schizophrenic people can live normal lives, and the medications are constantly improving. If it were 20-30 years ago, I'd have said no, but nowadays it's entirely possible for people to not even know your a schizo
Just so long as you continue taking medication and have regular meetings with your doctors/psychologists/psychiatrists
>>28983513
It's not about whatever hope you have, but what hope there is for you.
>>28983489
Now that it is fully developed, I have to hit my head against the wall to calm myself down when I'm having issues. I've also begun to Hallucinate physical objects and people that are impossible to distinguish from reality. It only goes downhill, as schizophrenia is literally the rotting of the brain. My brain has already shrunk by 3% according to my neurologist..
>>28980879
Depersonilzation isn't all that bad. Once you've lived with it for a while, you get used to it.
>>28980879
DID isn't beyond-hope tier.
Sometimes you just get lonely, it's natural to want to talk to yourself.
You can be fairly normal in spite of this.
>>28983497
>look at me I'm so superior and patronizing that must make him so mad
pathetic really
>>28983549
My brother's friend has retrograde amnesia, he doesn't remember anything before he was 8 years old. I wonder if that's why he's so immature
>>28983531
I skipped past the Tumblr tier because I knew it was going to be filled with PTSD/ASSBLAST DISORDER.
Anyways, I still have major depression and avoidant personality disorder, does that balance it out or am I still Tumblr shit?
>>28983615
Go take your self diagnosed non issues to tumblr where they can validate your excuses.
>>28982724
>>Bizzare body movements (randomly shaking)
>think everyone is talking about me
>in a constant state of fear in public that I was going to get jumped
>very expressionless face
Are these signs of schizophrenia or anything?
I get them a lot, particularly bizarre body movements. Sometimes I just shudder out of nowhere.
>>28983649
Could be schizotypal or early signs of schizophrenia.
>>28983592
Do you have a job/education? Or are you just totally incapable of providing for yourself? That sounds dreadful. I really, really hope I don't have schizophrenia.
>>28983497
Mate, you're on /r9k/, the fuck are you doing looking down on other peoples problems? What are you, Chad? Got all your shit together have you?
Fuck off.
>>28983649
I guess it can be a symptom but it can also be symptom of other things. Many diseases have the similar symptoms. That's why it is best to get a professional diagnosis.
>>28983678
I'm a neet and I live with my parents. I don't have a job. If I don't get any better, I'm basically confined to a life of nothing
Official Diagnoses:
>Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
>Social Anxiety Disorder (which I am pretty sure is largely caused by the former)
>Persistent Depression
Seeking second opinion (was referred to a specialist to determine which of these I have or if I have both):
>Schizotypal Personality Disorder
>Paranoid Personality Disorder
>Possible schizophrenia (though the psychologist thought that was unlikely)
Which do I make?
>>28983626
Anything in lower tiers disqualifies you for higher tiers, my fellow robot.
>>28983687
Go to tumblr where they can validate your self-diagnosed non issues.
>>/t/umblr
>>28983561
Self-diagnosed/10
Do the world a favor and mcfucking kill yourself
>>28983626
>does that balance it out or am I still Tumblr shit?
What do you think? If you have a papercut but also have late-stage lung cancer, should you not be worried?
>>28980879
I just love how /r9k/ defines itself more and more as severely depressed when they used and still make fun of women for saying they're depressed
>>28983638
go take you and your unwashed ass to the next autism speaks meet up. retard
Binge/purge anorexia and ADD
Still better than being fat
>>28983816
Are you stupid? Women's depression, for instance:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHvYr5_HTCk
is an attention-whoring meme that serves as a fucking insult to people with actual depression. These women are "depressed" for a few weeks and get tons of attention and sympathy from their friends and family, maybe they take Zoloft for a month or two, and then they're magically right as rain. That's the kind of shit we make fun of. Not actual, legitimate depression (which women will always have an easier time with because they get attention and support simply for existing).
>>28983944
>he wants pity and validation for having anger issues, which literally just means he's a shitty person
HD1080Plel.jpg
>>28983944
>get mad that someone won't validate your silly bullshit and tell you that you have a legitimate, serious disorder
>turn around and proceed to make fun of that person for having a legitimate, serious disorder
Are you aware of how fucking stupid you look right now?
>>28983514
yes, haha, i live with my parents. i can't drive for obvious reasons and have no idea how to progress in life at this point HA
>>28984033
>implying I'd want a retarded aspies validation
don't flatter yourself
>>28983779
ive been diagnosed with all of those greentext
i just think there could be a possibility that i could have the ones below.
i even specified that. you fucking retard
Anyone here /scared to get diagnosed/?
I had some bad experiences with psychiatrists misdiagnosing me.
I'm not sure if I want to get diagnosed again.
>>28984064
>only reading his side of the argument and not realizing that I never claimed to have a serious mental disorder
>actually defending autistic retards
fuck off samefag
>>28980990
you mean antisocial pd, not narcissistic, lmao
>>28984099
I'm going to get diagnosed in a week and I'm terrified they won't know what i have. I don't know if i should say i'm suicidal because i don't want to be locked up in a ward.
>>28981313
this, DID is a meme
>avoidant and antisocial
>starting a degree in business next year
>Chad tier degree
JUST
>>28984211
if you have antisocial pd I kind of doubt you'd be able to get a degree
>social anxiety is tumblr-tier
>>28980879
I just started going to psychologist consults, had my 2nd appointment yesterday.
At what point will they diagnose me with something? It's kinda weird how I always considered myself to be pretty sane, but here I am.
>>28983994
nigga I'm a doctor, I know more about depression than you do
>>28984386
They need to assess your entire psychological history in combination with your current symptoms. It can take anywhere from a couple weeks to a couple of months for them to decide on an official diagnosis, depending on how complex your case is.
bipolar is literally a meme disorder
like people from my uni will go up to disability and be like "omg my bipolar is hitting me hard i cant do my work" when they spend the whole weekend partying.
>>28981124
You have no idea what you're talking about. Most mental illness can ruin your life if there bad enough. This chart just romanticizes illness some neck beard thinks are cool
>>28980879
Tfw autistic kid with occasional depersonalization and a past experience with paranoid thoughts/OCD type magical thinking.
I am the beyond hope robot-san. Yet I am not 100% NEET and try to keep busy.
I have autism and ocd and I know a roastie whore with depersonalisation, I still agree with this chart though.
>>28984406
Sounds logical. Will they actually tell me what to do in order to improve? Or are they just there to point out my defects?
I'll send my psychologist some psych tests I have saved so maybe we'll progress faster. I want to fix myself.
>>28984447
>something people use to their advantage is literally a meme disorder
>surely people don't actually suffer from the illness
you're like people who say injuries from automobile accidents are nonsense because normies pretend to get hurt. of fucking course it's not a meme fucking disorder, it's a legitimate mental illness that some normalshits take advantage of because it's so fucking serious. goddamn.
>>28980879
>TFW yandere borderline dating somebody with bipolar dissociative/depersonalization
It's shocking that things are going alright.
>>28984501
Do not send your psychologist personality tests you have taken online, you will insult him. Those tests are complete garbage and in no way reflect the actual diagnostic process. There are many more factors that come into play than the list of symptoms those tests use, and telling your doctor what you think you have up-front will be a lot more effective. Trust me on this.
Everything else depends on your personal doctor. They should NOT just diagnose you and carry on with their business, their job is to help you. Their job is to plan out a course of treatment and give it to you, or refer you to someone that can give that treatment to you and assist you in transferring treatment to them. If they do ANYTHING to suggest that they have no intention of giving you a clear-cut course of treatment, find a new doctor. A lot of shrinks will try to drag out "therapy" without actually helping you, and they are the worst people in the business. Always remember that you're in charge of getting yourself the best treatment possible, and that if you don't look out for yourself, nobody else will.
>>28980879
some type of depression disorder (diagnosed as minor once and major later but who knows, it all depends on how life is going)
Have dissociated before about 5 times in the last 5 years, but it seems to be stress/depression induced.
Have shizophrenia/depression in my family.
That said I don't think I'm fucked, just gotta take the meds and make sure I meet expectations. I was a NEET for about 3 years but things aren't so bad right now although I have a lot of shit to deal with.
>>28980916
> diagnoses for tourette's, OCD, depression, anxiety, asperger's, and schizophrenia but don't believe schizo
tourette's is probably high. Most of the magical thinking comes from OCD (I believe in literal magic too) and most of my sensory overload is caused by Tourette's and spergtism. I can feel happy, but it is too much effort to intonate my deep voice, so I just talk robotically. I don't know how much depression I have. Anxiety may be hormonal.
>>28984608
The doctor already asked me about professors' notes and opinions from my Uni, the test I'm talking about is a 500 question online thing, so I don't think it's one of the shits you find in BuzzFeed. I was begging for my internet to not fuck up during the 2 hours I spent answering it. But whatever.
Thanks on everything else senpai, really REALLY appreciated. I'm not sure if I should tell her I slightly despise/envy women to some degree, as my doctor is a womyn.
>>28984211
You'll find chads in every major. If you like managing things just start your own company after you graduate and only hire robots. A lot of economists are robotish.
>>28984758
Professor's notes and opinions from uni != an online test, no matter how long it was, but I can't stop you from giving it to him. Just be forewarned that he may not take it into consideration at all.
Be cautious about female doctors- I say this as a woman- they have a very difficult time relating to the issues of most men and their treatment can be ineffective as a result. Having said that, give her a chance, be honest about what your issues are. She will likely already have a liking towards you for sticking with her despite her being a woman, especially despite your feelings towards most women. Hopefully things will work out for the best. Best of luck to you, and always remember that honesty is the best possible thing you can have between yourself and your therapist.
>>28984894
>I say this as a woman
Time to leave.
>>28980879
You can make do with all of those except schizophrenia.
Depression is a meme you faggots
>>28984894
Do female doctors and psychiatrists suck at diagnosing other women?
>>28980879
Major depression & depersonalization :ccc
>>28984931
It was relevant to the content of the post, I wouldn't have specified otherwise.
>>28984963
From my experience they suck in general. From the experience I've heard from other women, they fucking suck in general. That's all anecdotal evidence so take it as you will. From what I've seen, though, they are very out of touch with reality and cannot do their jobs properly as a result.
>>28980879
>avoidant personality disorder
>not beyond hope tier
>>28984981
I don't care if it was relevant or not. You can't relate to us and you are not a robot. Time to leave.
>>28980879
very amusing chart.
>doctors thought i was schizophrenic
>wonder why their jewpills weren't working
>turns out im not schizophrenic and just mild to moderately autistic
>no persistent depressive disorder
wow stop making charts anytime
>>28981286
>aspegers
i bet you're not even a real asswipe. i bet you didnt even show symptoms as a baby. god i fucking hate fake assburgers like you. you're siphoning away governmentbux that belongs to truly autistic people.
>>28985025
I can't relate to you, but I have experience that is relevant to the discussion at hand that could help out other robots without anywhere else to go. I'd rather waste your time with posts that don't have the same experience as you on the off-chance that I help someone else than not post at all and possibly miss out on an opportunity for my experience to help someone else.
>>28983119
unfortunately it's becoming that way. they're purposely over diagnosing girls because apparently we need equality in autism as well. lmfao.
>>28984250
Maybe antisocial was the wrong word, more social anxiety then.. its not that i don't like people, i just can't open up easily. Extremely introverted.
>>28984790
Thats true, thanks
>>28985075
>Persistent depressive disorder is a chronic (ongoing) type of depression in which a person's moods are regularly low. But, symptoms are not as severe as with major depression. Persistent depressive disorder used to be called dysthymia.
Fuck off, this is normie-tier garbage.
>>28984963
different anon
most of women's problems stem from trying to be a special snowflake and making stupid fucking choices that they already know they shouldn't make
>i feel inadequate so i stay in a relationship with abusive chad
you dumb bitch. that's Day 1 of fucking elementary school. abuse=bad
most of men's problems stem from difficulties trying to be functioning members of society
also females are typically the source of emotional and family issues. despite claiming, ad nauseam, that they are the best at both.
>>28985092
Again, you are not a robot. You do not belong on this board. You have no help to offer anyone and all you're doing is looking for attention from lonely, desperate men. It is time for you to leave.
>>28984981
This makes me unhappy about my upcoming appointment with healthcare professionals. I have my first appointment with a female nurse and a second one with a nurse and a psychiatrist (who had better be a man). The nurse sounded like a jerk on the phone too. :/
>>28985122
>not having MDD and PDD
>>>/trash/
>>28985150
>:/
How do you people find this place? Fuck off.
>>28985142
So women can't have mental disorders? Whatever you say.
>>28985154
If you have Major Depressive Disorder then you don't have Persistent Depressive Disorder, you literal fucking retard. They are literally mutually-exclusive considering PDD is just a mild form of MDD.
>>28985163
Are you triggered?
Origamioregano
>>28985187
>le double depression isn't still diagnosed meme
>>28980879
Schizoid Personality Disorder here. Do I fit in Tumblr or Beyond-Hope?
>>28982119
Histrionic should be normie tier.
Isnt that just stacey disorder?
>>28985178
Women will always get more support, sympathy, and help for their disorders than men. Women have inherent value in society and everyone wants to help them. No one tells them to "man up" or "stop being a pussy." They could enter a relationship just by snapping their fingers and choosing from the long line of men that show up. They're still considered desirable despite their illnesses and symptoms of those illnesses are often seen as cute quirks. Women cannot be involuntarily lonely and they simply can't suffer as much as we can. Men have literally none of these things and are left to suffer alone in silence, ridiculed for their pain.
Fuck.
Off.
>>28984894
Thank you, famm. We havent really talked about it sexuality, but I don't know what to tell her. If I went fully honest, I would tell her that I've convinced myself that I don't want a gf because that would require me to:
>apply myself to someone
>stay not just healthy, but /fit/
>suffer possible rejection
>have to deal with shit I don't care
>spend money on gifts/going out
>babies, which I don't really want
>stay alert so I don't get fucking KEKED
All that just so I get a meat hole to put my dick in and I can feel wanted.... which sounds really objectifying imo, so I'm afraid she'll just tag me as a mysogynist and call it a day.
I kinda know what I'm missing out, I've had sex, multiple times, with my cousin, but never really had a gf.
Anyone else got an eating disorder? Fuck food.
>>28985113
>antisocial personality
>anxious/extremely introverted
antisocial personality disorder doesn't actually have anything to do with being "antisocial" in the way you and most people think it means ( not being social). antisocial personality disorder is very very similar to psychopathy, the individual will be likely to cause crime and be manipulative etc.
>>28985178
chemically, yes. mentally, they're coddled babies. no one in poor countries has bulimia. think about that.
>>28984157
This. I feel like if I tell my doctor ALL of my problems, and that the only reason I'm not dead is because the noose broke, I would get locked up in a psych ward so It's like I don't even wanna go there so for now I just have clinical depression
>>28985145
You are blind-sided by your hatred for women and I can't blame you for it, because I'm sure you have extremely valid reasons behind your opinion. It has no bearing on my desire to help out any robots that I can through my extensive experience with the mental health care system. Whether or not I belong on this board is a discussion for another thread. I am not looking for attention, if no one replied to my posts I would not post further. It's only because there is a distinct response to my posts, asking for further help, that I am replying. I will not leave until there is no further desire for my help.
>>28985150
You should refrain from using smiley faces in your posts. This is an image board and it is counter to the board's culture to use anything other than actual images to depict your reactions to a post.
Try your best to give them a chance. There is an astronomically slim chance that they will be competent, and passing up on a potentially good therapist would be criminal.
If they are shit, which should be apparent after the first few meetings at the very least, drop them as fast as you can and look for new help.
When I say shit, I mean not really listening to you, offering generic or useless advice rather than following a strict treatment plan, refusing to acknowledge that they have a plan at all, that sort of thing. I'm sure you're smart enough to notice when they're fucking shit up.
Be extra wary with psychiatrists. May I ask what you think you could have? The treatment you receive from psychiatrists can dramatically vary depending on the symptoms that you exhibit, and some of their treatment can be much more damaging than others.
>>28985253
this this this this
fuck off roastie scum >>28985178
>>28985178
This >>28985253
origami
>You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>28985207
There's no such thing, you moron. When you have Stage 3 brain cancer you don't go around saying, "Oh, but I also have Stage 1 and 2 brain cancer!" You don't, you've progressed beyond that point into something more severe with its own distinct definition. You can't have "both"--they're mutually-exclusive. Just stop.
>>28985163
I'd like to ask you the same question since you're clearly a newfag.
^_^
:/
;_;
>.<
^all of these have been around chans for decades
>>28985353
>^all of these have been around chans for decades
Yeah, no. You need to fuck off back to dumblr/plebbit, now.
> Avoidant personality disorder is usually first noticed in early adulthood, with both childhood emotional neglect and peer group rejection being associated with an increased risk for its development
My therapist never actually made anykind of diagnosis but fuck, this sounds on the money.
>>28985340
sheet, my doc fucked up then. i'm just going what i have diagnosed on paper tbqh. you probs know more than me so. lol idunno
>>28985372
You're dumb as fuck.
>>28985268
To be fair senpai, fat men, poor men, impotent men, stupid men, all have girlfriends. You do not have to be a perfect specimen to attract a woman. It's much more about charisma and social skill. Even then, there are ways around that. You could meet a woman from 4chan or any other chan that is attracted to men with similar interests and has no regard for things like conventional attractiveness, and acquire a gf through those means. It may mean getting with a gf rife with mental issues and her own sets of problems, but a gf, nonetheless.
A gf is a complex situation, with many more factors to her than sex alone. It's an important one but there are other factors to consider if you want to keep her around for any considerable period of time. It's very hard to give good advice about relationships with sweeping, general statements, as these things tend to be personal. I hope that I've made at least some point.
>>28985253
Boo hoo cry me a river normalfag
>>28985311
I'm not blindsided by anything, I just recognize that you're in no position to be giving advice to anyone on this board. You inherently cannot suffer as much as a man can and you're not qualified to advise robots on what they should do. You come here to give generic, garbage advice just so you could pat yourself on the back and say "I'm helping XDDD I'm such a good person!" when really you're just making things worse for everyone here.
Leave.
>>28980879
Schizophrenia.
It's not that bad really. Since Schizophrenia is a diagnosis of exclusion the severity of cases varies wildly. I'm lucky in that my delusions are pronoid rather than paranoid, and my psychotic episodes are usually fearful rather than aggressive.
My delusions are about receiving messages in road signs, tile arrangements, bits of overheard conversation.
Oh and I see and hear things of course. Nothing really logical, just dark squiggles and nonsense syllables.
>>28985387
Great come back, dumblr/plebbit tard.
>>28980879
why do you want to be labled as mentally ill and compete with each other for it are you guys insecure about yourselves
>>28985353
Wrong. Fuck off back to your containment website.
>tfw beyond hope tier
T-Thanks 14 year old me convincing myself that having cool imaginary friends in my head was a cool idea
>>28985387
That's not an argument, you newfag Redditor fuck.
>>28985311
Thanks for the tips i will keep it in mind.
I think I have bipolar type two, and would like to get diagnosed and treated as such but i don't plan on telling them about my suicide ideation because i don't want to get locked up. Getting locked up will make my issues worse
>>28985446
Alright yeah, I'll go back to SA where I came from to begin with you stupid nigger.
>>28985398
What fucking fantasy world do you live in? Have you SEEN the histrionic whores that post here? They manipulate and bully robots and only want Chad.
>>28985488
Yeah, please fuck off you dumb kid. You should be banned from this site.
LOOOOOOOOOOOL FUCK YOU OP
I'm going to FUCKING KILL MYSELF :))))))))))))))
>>28985399
>normalfag
Holy fuck you are retarded. Do you even know what this word means?
>>28985474
If this was something worth arguing then I would argue. But it's not. It's just some retard who hasn't been here long enough to know the history that he's trying to talk about.
>>28985506
Exhibit A, doesn't even know 4chan's predecessor site
>>28985488
>giving the lean man more bux
i sure hope you aren't doing this
>>28985424
>generic, garbage advice
I have to disagree. While I may be incapable of suffering to the same degree as men, I have still experienced mental illness, to a degree that I have nearly a decade of experience with mental health professionals from my attempts to recover to any degree. That experience, the time that I have spent with psychologists, psychiatrists, therapists, social workers, everyone I could turn to for help, has given me something I can share with others to hopefully help them. I'm not looking for a pat on the back, I genuinely want to help prevent other people from suffering the way that I have from just trying to find good help.
>>28985476
No matter what you do, do not allow anyone to put you on SSRIs if you think you have bipolar disorder. SSRIs do an extreme amount of damage to manic states and I made the mistake once of blindly following direction and taking them when they were prescribed to me. Do not take SSRIs. If they are prescribed to you, pretend to take them, and tell them that you are experiencing severe side effects like extreme nausea, throwing up frequently, very severe stomach cramps, etc. until they prescribe you a different class of medication. I cannot emphasize enough that SSRIs are extremely bad news for anyone with bipolar disorder and that an inexperienced psychiatrist can fuck you up badly with them. Lithium, or failing that, depakote, are what you want to try out.
>>28985531
They don't. They probably weren't even old enough to use the Internet when normalfag was coined.
>>28985540
Paywalls keep kids out.
>>28985532
>Exhibit A, doesn't even know 4chan's predecessor site
2chan, you fucking retard. It was fucking 2chan. God, why do these little faggots keep coming here?
>>28985488
>nigger
I'm going to find out your SA account and you'll take full responsibility for your actions :-)))
>>28985568
hahahaha stupid nigger poster strikes again. 2ch was the inspiration. SA was the predecessor where moot advertised the site.
>>28985505
The histrionic whores that post here identifying as females are typically men roleplaying as women. There are women here, roleplaying as men, who post normally, day in and day out, hoping to find someone worth talking to. They are the ones who will message you off of the board and start conversations hoping to find a connection with someone worthwhile. You have to do a LOT of sorting through crazy bitches but good ones do exist on here. You have to be patient, as with any other form of dating. But they do exist.
>>28985488
Stupid fucking racist piece of shit. Your job is over. Bye bye employment :-)))
Should have thought twice before saying nigger online, huh? You fucked up kid. You are now unemployable.
>>28985571
Good thing I haven't used it since 2002. xTravene, if you still want it.
>>28985551
>I genuinely want to help prevent other people from suffering the way that I have from just trying to find good help.
Nope, you want the feelgood hormone rush that comes with virtue signalling. Men and women are very different and your advice is literally useless, despite your inflated ego and massively undeserved sense of self-importance. I will say this for the last time, you fucking wannabe-messiah jezebel:
Fuck off.
>>28985586
>2ch was the inspiration
Actually it was world2ch, which was inspired by both 2ch and 2chan. 2ch != 2chan
>>28983265
DEP disorder is actually shit you dont want it
>>28985531
I know enough to know you're one of them. Get out normie REEEEE
>>28985275
You're probably right.
Here're my results from a month ago
>>28980990
>le look at me am such a psycho ebin xD
>>28985551
Will do. I've been on SSRIs before but i always got myself off of them in a few months because i wanted to get better without meds, which is dumb but perhaps it's better than then the alternative
>>28985856
Normalfag and normie are not the same thing.
who else /borderline/ here?
>>28985870
What test is this, senpai?
>>28985870
>dat 100% avoidant
wew. Rate my results
>>28985954
What are you talking about?
Tfcdkbsd
>>28986005
Exactly what I said, you fucking retard.
>>28980879
>Super autist tier
Comparing who has the best mental illnesses disorder
>>28986027
Fuck off normalfag no one cares what you think
>>28986035
Buttmad snowflake detected.
>>28985995
http://similarminds.com/personality_disorder.html
should be this one ^-^
>>28985997
Avoidant is more robot tier than schiz ;_;
>>28983237
>>Certain sounds and textures really upset me
my therapist calls it 'hypersensitivity' in my case, and it's part of my schizophrenia diagnoses
>>28986060
Says the person going so out of his way to convince everyone that his snowflake is the actual special one
Diagnosed ADD and depersonalization disorder.
Apparently, I had severe, non-meme ADD and that I should be grateful that I broke down mentally or I would have never gotten diagnosed.
>autism
>not tumblr tier
It's all they fucking go on about.
>>28986152
You don't know what I have, though. :^)
>>28986210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTU8WbTbZMI
>>28986215
I know exactly what you haveMy everlasting love and support
>>28980879
>ocd isnt normie tier
Everyone and their mom tries to say they have ocd, it cant be robo tier
>>28986255
This is so uncomfortable to watch...
>>28980879
Woohoo ive got atleast one in every tier. Do i win something?
>>28986277
Actual OCD is different from normie-tier stuff. What Normalfags are describing is a love of order, which is more OCPD. OCD is intrusive thoughts and obsessions, and the actions associated with them are taken to prevent the intrusive thoughts (e.g. I have intrusive thoughts about molestation and murder of children, incestuous relations, committing mass shootings, etc. and I have mental and physical rituals to prevent these from taking place).
>>28980879
>insomnia
>social anxiety
>bipolar (ny old diagnosis)
>schizophrenia (second diagnosis)
>schizoaffective which is not listen, but what i currently am described as, meaning moodswings plus psychosis
>ocd
> gender identity disorder, also not listed, but essentially im a tranny
All diagnosed except insomnia. Thinking about quiting meds and waiting till i cant stand but kill myself.
>>28986271
Wow, get a load of this fucking feel ;_;
Schizoid, totemo original post
>>28986361
Me too.
oregano lasagna
>>28986483
Insomnia is fucking horrible, I only get it rarely, but fuck when it happens it's like the worst feeling and most frustrating shit in the world
I know something like this probably wouldn't work for serious insomina, but have you tried meditating? That term is kind of misleading, but there are many things you can do while lying in bed, for example lying on your back and concentrating on not thinking about anything for like 30 minutes or so, or as long as you can, that for me at least do wonders for encouraging sleep
>>28986681
I tried, i used to meditate alot but now i think im on the verge of another psychosis cause i started feeling watched when i meditate
I just ant to die, i cant function or even feel emotions on the medications and without them im completly out of it. What have i done to deserve this shit life.
>>28986762
Damn, sucks niggah
Try to make the best of it all I guess
Schizophrenia and ptsd
My schizophrenia is basically autism, for what it counts
Does being an Autist and having OCD make me beyond hope or am I just a robot?
>>28985564
they don't keep out babyfurs or stalinists though
>>28985870
Reminder that this means fucking jack shit.
Also if you have more than 50 on like more than 4 you're just an impressionable idiot with no personality
>>28987589
>if you're not a boring, one-dimensional caricature of a person like me then you have no personality teehee!
>>28987693
But having 5 internet diagnosed disorders is valid, right?
>>28987776
No, self-diagnosing is for faggots. But you didn't mention anything about self-diagnosing, you just said that anyone who has "more than 50 on like more than 4" is "just an impressionable idiot with no personality." That's irrespective of self-diagnosis. What if they actually have four of those things? That's a dumb thing to say.
>>28980879
>depersonalization
Shit man those were some dark fucking years. I've only had a few bad episodes since 2013 but it's rough. There is hope though, I know that's the meme, but don't kill yourself over it. You can get better.
I have a self diagnosed dysthymia. Problem is, nobody will talk about that seriously with me, because "nah, you read about that on the internet and self diagnosed, you're just kinda sad, it's not a serious thing".
I don't have an avoidant, but I am still afraid of the doctor laughing at me because of that.
>>28980879
I feel like most modern-day mental disorders are psuedo-psychological conditions invented to explain the mellow dissatisfaction of middle class wage slaves with their unfulfilling lives.
>Major depression
>agora phobia
>general anxiety disorder
>beginning schizophrenia, but treated doing better
It's not a meme i can literally not leave the house, it's hell.
If i want to leave, hell get's loose, i get literally monkey mode and start jumping and crawling on the ground and destroying things, that's why i stay inside.
pic related my room
>>28987589
kill yourseIf faggot ;)
>not realising that self diagnosis is the future
>>28980879
>avoidant personality disorder
Until this point I had no idea that I suffered from this. Every single symptom is spot on. I thought I just had severe social anxiety.
>>28990686
>emotional detachment
Doesn't actually feel that bad
>depersonalization AND derealization
>false memories
>aural and visual disturbances
>chronic headaches
literally living in a fucking dream since the day I was born
>>28983317
Yeah I fuckin love it lol But I also love smoking which is why I smoke too
>>28991364
>false memories
How the fuck does that work, man?
No psychopathy, paranoia?
Bad chart is bad
>>28992742
>psychopathy
>disorder
psychopaths are the master race
Who here has to explain that what they are isnt like what hollywood says and that its more like different "self states" along with moderate amnesia when it happens.
Beyond hopers know what Im saying
>>28980879
Mental illness does not exist, it's a meme
>tfw all schizophrenia symptoms now it's only a matter of months for diagnosis.
kill me now
>>28985551
Thank you, please ignore the
>NORMIES/WOMEN REEEEEEEEEE
faggots
>>28980879
Yeah, because mental illness is a fucking contest, right?
Do you also rank cancers on how cool they are?
Each disorder has the potential to be incredibly severe and dehabilitating, and each can often be treated. Schizophrenia has a really good prognosis generally even, and it's beyond hope tier.
People who post this shit are no better than tumblrina's who feel the need to list every self diagnosed disorder that they have on their blog.
>>28993223
You can't have every schizophrenia symptom and know you have schizophrenia at the same time anon, it's how delusions work. Thanks for being proof of what I'm saying though.
>>28992822
This. I have schizophrenia (some psychs think it's psychotic depression, but generally people say schizophrenia), and it's not like you're completely living everything in the extreme moments of that disorder. It's not like hollywood ranting insane people. No disorders are really there 100% of the time anyway, or not in their active phase at least.
>chart doesnt include schizoid and schizotypal
What am I?
>>28993467
Also, a good number of these disorders either don't exist, are no longer considered diagnosis in any current psychiatric literature, or aren't actually mental illnesses and are instead neurological or other types of disease.
>>28993467
Hey buddy. Its no contest, its just something we all and I am working on by being positive. Its doing wonders and if I came off as making it a contest, well I didnt do that. That was you. I was trying to bring others in my situation in my positive energy with that post. And you clearly have a negative enrgy. Something you gotta work on, buddy.
>>28993579
Wow sorry i reponded to the wrong reply in your post. Im deleting it soon. And I was refering to the identity disorder. Thats what I have trouble with.
>>28993467
I didn't mean every single one but enough for a diagnosis.
Disorganised speech
Thoughts of people trying to kill/harm/poison me
Thoughts of people I know getting replaced
Face tics and wild eyes
Voices, name being called (only when in psychosis) same with small black moving dots
Lack of speech or constant talking to myself
It's progress to notice these thoughts about me, before I didn't even think there was anything wrong with me, but it came creeping on and hit me really quick. Been like this for a month.
I am on olanzapine now so I can at least have control over my thoughts. But sometimes they break through I i go into psychosis. I have to go back to the hospital tonight.
Half normie illnesses, half robot.
I guess I really am a cyborg.
>>28993579
What post are you referring to? The schizophrenia one? I don't really think kill me now is being positive.
And ranking disorders like "if you have these you're cooler than other people with these other disorders".
>>28993631
Oh, gotcha anon, no worries. It's important to be positive though.
>>28993667
I'm just saying anon, you might have prodromal schizophrenia, but just having paranoid thoughts isn't enough to be diagnosed, it's really rare for people to have insight like that, and flat out impossible with delusional thoughts to know they are in the moment.
>>28980879
>ADHD
>normie
Fuck you, Living with real life lag fucking sucks.
>PTSD
>tumblr tier
I can see why but actual ptsd isn't great to live with. Tumblr makes it trivial
>>28993796
They're calling it psychosis at the moment but they're not ruling out schizophrenia they said.
It's gnawing at my mind to what is wrong with me, sometimes I think I'm fine but sometimes I think a lot. I'm by myself most of the time so I do a lot of thinking. I'm probably just being a hypochondriac or neurotic. After 2 weeks on olanzapine I can think think about myself but a month before I couldn't keep my head straight. It was constant fear.
>>28993976
Yeah, I worded what I'm saying wrong anon because I was annoyed at the stupid shit in the OP and you were kind of the only other post I saw that seemed to fit.
I don't mean to say you don't have issues, the same as anyone who's no properly diagnosed yet.
Really though, the fact you're not diagnosed prodromal schizophrenia is really great anon, that's a good sign. You could have any number of other disorders too, there's like 4 that can cause psychosis on its own.
Keep taking the meds if they work is the best advice I can give, don't fall into that trap of "Oh, I feel better, I don't need these anymore", because it just spirals that way.
diagnosed with depersonalization-derealization disorder and social anxiety
it's actually kind of strange. i live life afraid of talking to people normally, yet at the same time it feels like i'm faking it like a tv show or a dream
i see a therapist but nothing she's ever said has helped me in the least
>>28981552
Feeling guilty is a reasonable way to respond, especially if you aren't experiencing psychosis 24/7. You're in touch with reality in that instance so how do you explain a you who was not in touch with reality? There's a good argument that schizophrenia is a philosophic illness because of how it engages with reality.
>>28981633
I used to experience that really badly. Always a malevolent force in the corner of the room, or the end of my bed. They don't exist though. They're conjured up by your own mind to persecute you.
diagnosed schizoid pd and insomnia
not diagnosed with dp and dr that used to be worse and can be traced back to Hallucinogen persisting perception disorder. also starting to hear shit on occasion, especially with crowds or excessive social interaction
by all rights my life is shit but I don't really mind
>>28993769
I cant keep a track of all the posts. The guy who i talked to understands tho. Not the one your refering to dow
>>28980879
>minor depression
>a thing
>no dysthymia
>not realize major depressive is by definition short episodes while robotism is lifelong
>>28993467
>This. I have schizophrenia (some psychs think it's psychotic depression, but generally people say schizophrenia), and it's not like you're completely living everything in the extreme moments of that disorder. It's not like hollywood ranting insane people. No disorders are really there 100% of the time anyway, or not in their active phase at least.
To further add onto what this anon is saying, there is a lot of variation in a singular disorder and a each observer will identify it differently. It's not like you have a pathogen of an identifiable strain you can isolate and deal with.
>>28980879
>Major Depression
>Schizophrenia
Yup.
But I've been pretty lucky in the schizo department that I haven't had many really bad phases of it, and I can go months without incident (at least major incidents that I am aware of and can remember anyhow).
>>28993467
> I have schizophrenia (some psychs think it's psychotic depression, but generally people say schizophrenia), and it's not like you're completely living everything in the extreme moments of that disorder. It's not like hollywood ranting insane people. No disorders are really there 100% of the time anyway, or not in their active phase at least.
^This
>Go to the doctor about psychosis
>Do you smoke weed, anon?
>Yes.
>Well then that's it, you're addicted to weed.
I don't even smoke weed that much.
>>28983314
It's called gender dysphoria. Don't let the faggots rename something that already existed.
Also it should be on the tumblr-tier. Having a tumblr-tier mental illness already implies you should kill yourself.
>>28985291
>no one in poor countries has bulimia
Post a single source that supports this, the third world struggles with the same mental health issues as we do.
>>28994481
> Be me
> Severely depressed
> Psychosis
> Repressing suicidal thoughts, until one day i gave in.
> Climb on top of my roof and shout to myself to jump. Couldn't do it.
> Absolute rock-bottom
> Go to bed and try to sleep.
> Spend next few days numb, thousand-yard stare. Nothing left, no emotion, no dreams, just staring out of my window for hours on end.
> Eventually get fed up with everything, quit job, quit school, fix neet-bux.
> Start doing drugs and drink ridiculous amounts of alcohol
> Realize that any hangover is better than feeling sober as it numbs my depression and eliminates psychotic episodes, so always intoxicated
> Sometimes i get a good high and i feel good, go out to party, make friends
> Go do more drugs with friends
> Huge social circle
> Life always switches between feeling really fucking good and really fucking shit
> Within less than 2 months i rid myself of depression and psychosis.
> MFW drugs saved my life
Do more drugs, anon. Don't do the hard stuff, but most uppers will do. It might fix it for you. Did for me.
>>28980879
I'm more or less every one of the robot tier.
Kill me, i just want to rest. I'm so tired Pete.
According to this thread at least 30% of people here have schizophrenia...
Skeptics.
>>28986093
>http://similarminds.com/personality_disorder.html
How accurate is this site to calculate one's disorders? I seem to be scoring extremely high. Not very surprising, but i'm somewhat surprised by how high i score on multiple 'disorders'
>>28994809
are you questioning my ability to diagnose myself accurately or something
>>28980879
>>28980991
>>28981124
>mine is in the "beyond hope" tier
I'm not going to pretend like that didn't make me a little sad. I cope with it the best I can, but yeah I kind of am beyond hope.
>>28994809
It's 2:20 in the morning for me.
If I was a normie where should I be?
>>28994809
No mate, this online test said I had it, so how about you just fuck off? I bet you're one of those "diagnosed" women, who thinks we should trust doctors that actually believe women can have problems in life.
>>28980879
>tfw beyond
>>28980879
avoidant signing in !
>>28994845
Very inaccurate, it takes at least months, often up to years for professionals to diagnose personality disorders.
>>28980879
I am schizo and I dropped out of univ.
Wish I can have hope.
>>28995002
>that grammar
Nah, you're not a schizo. You're just Brazilian.
Major OCD here, without meds I'll freak out over my friends and parents dying although they are usually safe. But fuck me man it can turn me into a nervous wreck. One time I just started crying in the middle of class because one of my friends went to the bathroom and he was taking longer than usual so I thought he got kidnapped in the fucking shitter.
Who else /ocd/ here?
>>28995033
I havent been diagnosed but I constantly count steps, only enter with my right foot, see implied lines everywhere
and I re-lock doors and fear for my own safety, so
hello, i might /ocd/ here
>>28994100
Thanks for the insight.
I hope I don't end up crippling my life because of schizphrenia.
Threads like these can be annoying like you said it's all "Oh I've got ___ __ is a meme disorder. Do I have ___ beause I ahve ___??" But you can get a lot of helpful things like from you.
I'm getting the feeling back.. It's gonna be a long night.
It's like a blur, hard to tell if I'm real. I can't stop moving.
Last time I felt like this I cut into my arm to feel if I was still human.
>>28995126
sounds like it, but is it somewhat damaging to your psyche in anyway? does it cause distress? if it is then yea you should see someone because eventually it'll take over your thoughts and that's all you can think about.
Where's schizoid?
>>28980879
>OCD
Absolute worst. I hate when people try to make it a trendy thing and joke about things "annoying their OCD XDDD"
>>28995186
Beyond beyond
We're not even human.
>>28995161
I mean i can handle walking okay, i just look aspie as shit all the time, idk about my mental health i'm worried about stuff all the time anyways i think
as of recently I'm on Paxil which allegedly might help but all it's done is kill my libido
>>28980879
>Social Anxiety
>Depression
>Avoidant
Just fuck EVERYTHING up senpai.
>>28995148
I don't think you will anon, schizophrenia's a really well understood disorder, and nearly everyone who keeps taking their meds recovers. And even if none worked for you, there's always new ones being developed.
>"Oh I've got ___ __ is a meme disorder. Do I have ___ beause I ahve ___??"
Yeah, between those, self diagnosis and the whole "Women can't have mental disorders" shit, these threads nearly always suck, but there's sometimes decent people to talk to about stuff, so it's alright overall. Better than another dick bait thread at least.
Night times are nearly always hardest I think, I'd really recommend you find the number for whatever your local crisis team is though, because with psychotic disorders it's nearly impossible to tell what's going on with you beyond " I'm starting to feel the signs that I'm relapsing", and it's really important to be able to talk to professionals and find out what you need to do, or if you should seek additional help.
the REAL official mental illness chart has arrived
>>28995266
>mfw I'm actually Level 5
>>28995266
Shit tier.
>Elliot was a textbook narcissist
>negativistic isn't a personality disorder anymore
>PTSD is fucking crippling and not at all like tumblr makes it seem
>sadistic and masochistic aren't diagnoses anymore
>pedophilia is a paraphilia and is distinguished here for no apparent reason
>severe autism is nearly always hand in hand with severe intellectual disability
>low functioning addictions aren't anywhere near as crippling as the other disorders here
>psychopathy is literally just an old term for ASPD, yet is here while ASPD is in top tier
>Dissociative fugue is a symptom
>cotard delusion isn't any more severe than any other bizzare delusion, also a symptom
>what the fuck is post great old one traumatic psychosis
>traumatic psychosis is no different to normal psychosis anyway, it's just brought on by trauma, and is a part of PTSD generally
>Charles Dexter Ward syndrome isn't even a thing, you just made it up
People with no fucking idea about mental illnesses shouldn't even talk about them, let alone make shitty charts attempting to rank disorders which can all ruin your life just as easily, or can all be easily treated.
>>28995371
>being this autistic
>post-great old one traumatic psychosis is a real disorder or is supposed to be
>>28985965
>tfw /borderline/
It's not so bad when you realize you have it. I, at least, can feel "it" coming on. And when you have no friends or anything, no one can be alienated by your horrendous behavior.
If you are really interested on knowing how fucked up you are fellow robots, there is something called the DSM-5, is a little bit hard because is medical literature, but it is worth your time.
>>28995393
>pointing out why something is dumb is being autistic
Strong memes my friend.
>>28995434
Reading the DSM doesn't make you qualified to diagnose mental illness. If you're really interested in seeing how fucked up you are, go see a psychiatrist.
>>28995522
But I'm smarter than any doctor.
>>28980879
tfw minor depression
>>28980879
appart from ocd im pretty much tumblr tier
where does agoraphobia goes into? its of the most debilitating disorders there is
>>28995522
M8 the great old ones are fictional creations of HP lovecraft and the idea was that witnessing them could cause one to go mad from the revelation. so i made an illness for it and put it at the bottom.
that should give you an idea of how seriously you should take these meme charts
Now do a physical ills chart. I wanna see what tier seizures go in.
Real PTSD is beyond hope tier. It tears into your mind and your soul and every day is torture, with no sight of ever getting better in your view. Imagine the worst head pain, but every day constantly for every hour if not continously for hours straight. On top of that you cant concentrate on anything, cant focus because your mind is filled with fuck and you have a constant pulling down feeling in your body like youre being pulled down drowning. This is how it feels years later. When it first happens its even worse. When it first happens its like puddles of acid beneath your skin all over your body while daggers stab your brain and your heart is racing, you cant focus your eyes on anything for too long, and there is no escape. I would choose major depressive, disorder, ocd, autism and avoidant personality disorder than PTSD. As a matter of fact I have all of those and PTSD is still worse, those 4 are like a walk in the park in comparison. You dont realize how important hope is or that you even had hope until you have PTSD, I had hope before even as an autist but now its so empty and mutilated internally.
PTSD is a custom tailored hell that will turn you into a monster you never knew could exist inside you as you struggle to retain humanity inside back to your former self.
Aspergers + Schizo
>>28980879
This chart is fucking retarded. Insomnia is a real disease, I can't fall asleep no matter what I do/ how hard I try. My family are alcoholics because of it. Fuck you and whoever made this chart
>>28980879
You forgot the worst
>Homosexuality
>>28980879
i just realized i have little bit of OCD, gf found my perfectly stacked alphabetically and color coded fast food sauce baggie drawer last week, and told me i got problems lol.
also i cant take orders efficiently if im not told step by step and variables of results of each step before starting the task
been like this since a little kid, never crossed my mind getting checked or some shit, my parents just told me:
>dont be a pussy anon!, just do what you are told or you dont get to use your N64!
oh well, i guess kids are just too stupid to function in real life nowadays
>>28997215
Fuck off.
OCD is when your compulsions are very debilitating or worse, as in: having to count every blue colored object in your room an odd number of times before going to bed so that evil spirits don't abduct you next morning even though you don't believe them, or in a slightly less bizzare are but equally frustrating example, having to wash your hands until the skin "feels" right as a precaution against germs.
OCD is fucking terrible man. I was practically paralyzed by my rituals. While it was in full swing everything in my life collapsed because I had no time to talk or do anything as my entire waking life was focused on my rituals.
Imagine waking up every morning just so you can spin around and male weird gestures with your hand because you're convinced that you'll be reborn as a tree if you don't.
>>28980879
>mental illness tier chart
go back to tumblr
>>28995201
we're really not that special
Real PTSD isn't as trivial as tumblrinas make it out to be. You start by zoning out, completely detached from your body and completely immersed in the worst and mos stressful part of your life. You can't feel or hear anything real, just the anxiety and memories of what happened.
It happens constantly and you eventually notice that the people around you look at you differently. You become socially crippled, you can't stay focused for any extended period of time. Conversations end when the flashbacks begin. School and work starts to hurt too, you're too busy reliving your nightmare over and over again to pay attention to anything else.
A doctor will tell you that you're sick and will tell you how to breathe as if you didn't already know. You might meet a girl who understands and who will hold your hand through the episodes but once she leaves your life falls apart again. The details of the event will fade from your memory or you might even come to terms with why something happened. Things get better but you'll never be your old self again.
>already have serious depression
>realize while getting high that I've also suffered from ppd for a while because the symptoms are amplified while high
>still get high
When I head home for summer I'll do something about it.
Can you get a ADHD diagnostic at your 20s or its something that should have already been detected earlier if you really had it? I m getting alot of the symptoms but my doctor says its just a phase. Also I kinda want some Adderall love
>>28998360
You should proabbly leave 4chan for treatment and try to read novels.
dubstep, porn gifs and green text stories all minimise your attention.
>>28998360
You can get a diagnosis of any mental illness at any age, short of one or two that are exclusively kids disorders and turn into other things as they get older (different treatments).
If you're psychiatrist's not medicating you, you don't have it though, they generally medicate before they diagnose for disorders like that.
Is dyscalcula an actual thing? Just because they are shit at maths doesn't mean they have some disorder
>>28998895
Dyslexia isn't just being shit at english, so it stands to reason it isn't just being shit at maths, doesn't it?
>>28998895
dyscalculia means your brain can't parse mathematics at all by which I mean if you told a person how many fingers you were holding up they would fail or take an incredibly long time.
They seem to think it's related to whichever bit of the brain is responsible for conceptualisation of relatively abstract concepts
Had my last appointment today. There were 5 in total to find out if I am autistic which I very probably am. Today I did an iq test and got some meds for anxiety and depression. I do hope I have autism. I know something is very wrong with me and I just want to know.
>>28980879
Why is dependent personality disorder not on the list?
They are ALL tumblr tier (apart from those in the beyond hope category)
It's frankly embarassing that r9k criticizes tumblr then turns round and says 'my Jew doctor diagnosed me with depression I'm so sick'
If you think depression is somehow different from just being really sad and sorry for yourself you are an idiot.
'Avoidant Personality Disirder'? Give me a break.
>>28999203
Yeah it pretty much is that actualky
>>28980879
I have avpd. But, I actually feel myself getting better this past year.
>>28995416
>that borderline feel when you're too scared to make friends because you KNOW you're borderline and you don't want to put energy into relationships that will probably fail anyways
>>28998360
Sure ADHD doesn't exist anyway, it's just a set of symptoms. Just pretend you have those symptoms and rake the drugs in.
>>28999682
>being almost like rain man is tumblr tier
kys faggot
>>28980879
What about derealization?
>Tfw everything feels like a dream
>Tfw no tangible joy because of this
>>28999732
But you're not like rain man are you? You are just some non-special loser with no friends who clings to a meaningless diagnosis to expulcate yourself from any blame in your own pathetic life
>>28999682
>If you think depression is somehow different from just being really sad and sorry for yourself you are an idiot
Except depression is fucking constant sadness, all the time. And it's been diagnosed in millions of people. It's way more than just "feeling depressed" (which is an emotion, by the way). It's about your entire life revolving around having no fucking energy because you're so tired but you have no idea why you're tired and upset. Nothing helps it except for medication and therapy and even that doesn't even help most of the time.
Get the fuck out
>>28996163
And the next up and comer, straight from the darkest depths and somehow almost making it to normie tier: transsexuals,
>>28981377
There are plenty of studies showing that any med psychiatrists can give don't work and just make the situation worse, unless you suffer from beyond hope tier mental disorders and even then the improvements aren't great. Don't fall for the mental health drugs meme, it's just pseudoscience.
>>28999682
Depression just makes you feel absolutely nothing. Having no emotion isn't 'feeling sad'. It's fucking boring and I'm in physical pain all the time too and have just stopped eating regularly or taking care of myself
>>28999811
I can attest to this, although it's not pseudoscience. The drugs really do work, you just have to find the right ones that don't make your situation worse.
In my case, I was put on Fluoxetine for depression and anxiety but it really only helped to alleviate my severe social anxiety (which is still pretty fucking awful) and numb me. Besides that I'm still really depressed.
>>28981635
i'm pretty sure you can't have both of those at the same time, anon. Don't fall for the self-diagnosing meme.
>>28999774
>you don't have this you don't have that
You are not my psych. How do you know better than him?
>>28999782
>it's been diagnosed in millions of people
So? So has all kinds of tumblr-tier shit.
All that depression is is feeling sad a lot. That's literally it. Why on earth do you think it's something else? Why do you think you can only get better with meds or therapy? You just want to feel like you have an illness behind your control so you aren't responsible for your lack of happiness. And you fell for the Jews narrative - buy our drugs, buy our therapy, it's the only way to be happy - hook line and sinker.
If depression was actually diagnosed by physical non-self-report synptoms I would have more sympathy. But all that it is to have depression is to go to a doctor and say 'I feel sad an awful lot'. It's exactly like all the other tumblr issues.
>>28999865
Well I'm not trying to sell you something at least.
Who else's Jew doctor can't diagnose them? I've been diagnosed with OCD, major depressive disorder, and GAD but I have a bunch of psychotic symptoms too that my doc just kind of shrugs at. If you show them anything beyond Tumblr tier they just don't get it. Apparently I'm not quite schizoid but not quite schizoaffective and the fucker won't help me
>>28999825
No, retard. That is one symptom of 'depression' (a term which picks out a bunch of symptoms). There are no necessary conditions for symptoms - the way depression is actually diagnosed is if you check a certain number of boxes on a list which ANY robot would satisfy (do you often feel sad? Do you often have a hard time making friends), and the discretion of the doctor. It's in his benefit to put you on meds and therapy.
>>28999837
It's mostly theoretical stuff that doesn't have a real practical application, i don't see how it's different from sportscience. It sounds right in theory, but then you pop the pill or take that supplement to get fit and at best nothing happens and at worst you get fucked up. While meds can cause legit chemical changes in your brain, so can your breath, your thought patterns, your environment, your memories, your beliefs etc. it's just too complicated, and psychiatrists legally use you as guinea pigs.
>>28980879
what about schizoid personality disorder
>>28980879
>Dissociative being that far down
Wew lads, i'm fucked, aren't I?
I've been diagnosed with major anxiety disorder and major depression. Here's the thing robots. Ever since I was young I struggled socially and just felt like an outcast for my entire life. I don't feel I'm on the same level socially as my peers and I'm not sure if that's because I have some form of undiagnosed autism or it's because I've mostly isolated myself from people.
>>28981103
> It's rediculous to say that any mental disorder is worse than another.
it's like saying that it's stupid to say that anthrax is worse than the flue.
>>28999974
Except anthrax and flu are diseases, with physical diagnostics. Mental disorders are just made up categories people like to put the themselves in so they think something external is responsible for their shortcomings.
>>29000007
>Hearing voices is a shortcoming
>>29000014
Well actually i should clarify I wasn't talking about schizophrenia, or any of the beyond-hope tier. Also PTSD or something like downs which have well documented non self-report diagnostics
>>29000048
I'm pretty sure anything that skews reality is an illness, whether the Jews can really treat it or not
Hell even stuff like generalized anxiety at a high level where people shake and sweat and can't sleep because of normal life is some kind of sickness.
>OCD makes me believe that if i don't close my door four times when I leave the my house will burn down.
This is not reality and is wrong but it's still pervasive and has nothing to do with feelings
Shit is complex
>>28999939
To add to this, how did you robots get diagnosed with autism? My mom never believed in taking me to the doctor as a kid even though I got put in an IEP at school. My mom just wanted to believe I was normal and now that I've seen my doctor he asked me why I think I have autism and I told him that i feel like a complete outcast socially and I'm not able to communicate well with people and they generally think i'm weird. And he didn't think that was good enough to diagnose me, but how exactly do they diagnose autism if it hasn't been done at an early age?
>>29000007
>autism is made up
>>28980879
>major depression and avoidant personality are worse than PTSD
>being sad and distant cause you to have episodes where you kill people
This place is the worst hugbox on the internet. Like holy shit. How much of a sad shut-in do you have to be to actually believe this
>tfw just last month some guy down the street with PTSD commited suicide during a standoff with the cops because his wife woudln't let him see his kids
>mfw if a robot were in the same situation they would just go home and cry
>>29000115
I agree that shit is very complex. and it comes down to what you define as an 'illness'. What is a myth is that mental 'diseases' are at all similar to physical ones, and the pervasive narrative that we should treat them in the same ways (taking medication either in pharmaceuticals or therapy) is just bullshit. And it's cringe to see people posting that there is a qualitative difference between being depressed and 'feeling depressed' - there literally isn't, it's just a diagnosis made on how you feel when you go see the shrink.
>>29000158
>>29000158
There are some genuine cases, but it is wildly overdiagnosed. If you are just 'on the spectrum', then chances are there is nothing biologically wrong with you
>>28980879
>tfw when you have
>OCD
>and on the spectrum
I was not meant for this world.atleast I'm special and smart right? haha...:^(
>>29000188
Pretty much. R9k is a massive hugbox about depression. The ironic thing is that depression is one of the most normie diagnoses there is.
>>28981212
You clearly also have autism
>>28999868
Fuck off back to /pol/, retard.
>>28999914
It's not like sportscience at all, because the medications we use have been through human trials, and proven more effective than placebo's are at treating these disorders. They're studied really heavily even before they apply for human usage.
>>28999974
People die from the flu as well though. His point was that any mental disorder can be severe, and can ruin peoples lives. The same as any disorder can be mild and relatively easily handled.
It's silly to rank them in a tier system because they aren't one size fits all terms, each case is unique in how heavily it impacts you, and how it presents.
>>28981640
No. It's not. Schizophrenics do not understand saying something like that would "sound weird" or "paranoid". Schizophrenics can hardly communicate and do not understand. These are just kids who are aware when they technically have psychotic thoughts.
Schizophrenics just LIVE in their reality. There is no ironic part of it or self awareness. They don't think their crazy or going crazy, they are gone.
I have amended your list for you, OP.
>>29000437
/thread
This guy knows what's up senpai
/major depression/ reporting in. I'm surprised it's not in tumblr-tier, but I guess I wouldn't be here if it weren't robot-tier. The normie tier is spot on though.
>major depressive disorder
>OCD
>suspect autism/schizophrenia
>autism
>not in normie tier
>>29000559
self diagnosed autism is normalshit tier
>>28995266
fixed senpai
>>28995266
>Charles Dexter Ward Syndrome
What's that?
I have read the story by H.P L
>>29000409
No, this isn't true at all. Schizophrenia isn't 100% active symptoms all the time. In the very middle of an episode you'll be the way this guy's saying, but often talking about psychotic experiences you've had, or semi-psychotic ones you've had will make you feel uncomfortable.
Schizophrenics aren't rambling loons like TV says though, and most Paranoid ones are quite coherent, even if the shit they're saying makes little sense.
The source to this is both the DSM IV and V, as well as my personal experiences meeting schizophrenics in hospitals, as well as the fact I'm diagnosed with it.
You're not always psychotic, and delusions don't last forever. Even a delusion you fully believe you can not want to say because you know other people won't believe you and will assume you're delusional, or feel stupid saying it for any reason, despite you believing it completely. It's not as simple as you're making it out to be.
>>28980879
That is some finely crafted bait. I'm legitimately impressed anon.
>>29000592
every selfdiagnosed shit is normalshit tier
>>29000835
it's that
he "went mad"
that was his diagnosis
>>28999891
Because there's no treatment for being schizoid you dolt.
Schizoaffective, yes
>>28980879
>insomnia
>normie tier
What about hypersomnia then?
