Official Mental Illness Tier Chart.
>tfw Tourettes, ADHD, and OCD
>>28980879
Where does schizoid personality disorder go?
>>28980879
>NarcAntisPD
>normie tier
Oh, I am laffing. You know that NAPD means being a psychopath, right?
But who am I to jugde as a F60.30? That means Emotionally-Unstable PD, which basically is the sister of BPD.
i'm guessing whoever made that chart only had one or none of the ones listed
>>28980879
Is avoidant really that far down?
Shit i thought i wasnt that fucked up at least.
>>28980990
>implying all normies aren't narcissists
>implying antisocial people don't go on to be the most successful members of society
>depersonalization beyond hope
ok this chart is stupid. It's rediculous to say that any mental disorder is worse than another. Having any of those is shit
>>28980991
>I have a meme disorder and this chart made me mad!
>>28980879
Ayyy where is tulpas on this?
>>28980879
Blessed Elliot was a textbook narcissist and also a robot
>>28981099
STFU you dumb son of a bitch. Did you make the chart? If yes, you are one of the most incompetent persons I met on this board, and thats saying much. If not, delete this crap from your harddrive and do some fucking research, holy shit! Being an egocentrical, vapid asshole and having a legit NarcAsoPD are two very fucking separate things, you moron! Jesus H. Christ on a PBJ, do you really think you can compare Ted Bundy to your average Chad? Really?
Fucking ridiculous.
>>28981103
Schizophrenia is objectively worse than most of them.
>>28980879
fucking hell, i have every single one from the robot tier
good shit
>>28981138
That would be Schizophrenia my man.
How'd you make it?
>>28980879
>Major Depression
>OCD
>Avoidant Personality Disorder
>consequental arrhythmia/cardiomyopathy from previously mentioned disorders
My only hope is that Ill have a heart attack and die and my sleep
>>28980916
>mfw same exact things
>>28981124
>meme dissorder
i have add, bpd, aspergers, major depression and apd , social anxiety. more or less one from each category.
>>28981103
Are you literally retarded or do you just not know that different disorders affect your ability to function in life to varying degrees? Someone with Seasonal Affective Disorder is going to function far better in life than someone who can't remember anything that happened more than five minutes ago, or someone who is too scared to leave the confine of their home.
Can you normies please fuck off our board? Thanks.
>tfw narcissistic manic depressive alcohol opiate addict
someone please kill me
>>28980879
>DID
>more legit than tumblr
Holy shit kill yourself op
im a little beyond the beyond hope teir, not gona share story
>>28980879
Schizophrenic. Show traits of both paranoid and disorganized.
All hope is lost.
>>28981315
then why post you attention seeking cunt
>major depression
>autistic
>OCD
Damn, it feels good to be a failure.
>>28981315
So why even bother posting, you little attention whore?
>>28981280
What are your tics like? I stretch my neck and touch my nose with my upper lip. Not at the same time though.
>>28980879
>tfw too scared to go to psychiatrist
I'm feeling weirder as time passes by and I don't want them to find something serious and give me drugs
>>28981212
That dude obviously had some sort of a psychosis..
You are falling for false memes my friend.
>>28981138
>Demon possessed tier
>>28981377
If your problem is just "feeling weird" you're probably fine.
>>28981103
Some mental disorders are way different than others, and they come in different severities. That's like saying that the common cold is "just as bad" as cancer.
>>28981304
i wasn't implying that. Mental illnesses affect people in different ways. one person may be able to learn to live with schizophrenia while another may end up killing themselves because they suffer from insomia. Which is why i think Ops chart is fucking stupid
>>28981404
I feeling more often that everything around me is a stimulation and that aliens are keeping an eye on me. Yesterday a woman sat next to me on the bus and I thought she was one of them and that she was reading my mind, I could feel my ear getting tingly and warm. I considered strangling her because of it. Instead I just kept thinking, "block" and "get out" in my head.
I keep telling myself I thought it ironically but I'm not sure.
>>28981103
ADHD wouldn't be that bad
>>28981473
Sounds like you have delusional thinking. Go see a shrink, senpai.
>>28981475
maybe by itself no but adhd/add generally lead to other mental dissorders if left untreated like ocd, depression etc
>>28981473
>I keep telling myself I thought it ironically
Fuck anon iktf, I keep having these moments of self doubt where I tell myself I just made up all the crazy shit I see and think and hear and that I'm perfectly fine and just want attention. Go see a psychiatrist ASAP, you're definitely displaying psychotic symptoms.
>>28980990
Wrong. All psychopaths are narcissists but not all narcissists are psychopaths. Agreed npd isn't normie though, but being narcissistic is.
>>28981084
Same. Feelsbadman.
Originally.
>>28981534
But that means giving in. Anyway does it count if at the back of my head I'm wondering if I really mean that? At the moment I wasn't but at other times when I think something weird I'm like, "Nah, I can't be right..."
>>28981552
I'm the same as you two, I often times tell my doctor or gf about my symptoms and immediately feel like I've told a lie. Like I'm pretending to have these problems for attention.
>>28981377
I'm scared too but I have an appointment with one in a couple weeks. It's better than suffering for the rest of my life and as long as you don't pose a threat to yourself and others they can't contain you against your will.
Seasonal affective disorder is not a distinct disorder. It's now called major depressive/bipolar disorder with a seasonal pattern.
Whoever made this chart is incredibly off and obviously only has self diagnosed personality disorders..
>>28981473
>tfw they enter your room at night
Fucking sucks. It's just like a little kid being scared of a monster in his closet.
>>28980879
who here /beyondhope/
>dissociative identity disorder
>depersonalization disorder
>can hardly remember what i ate for breakfast
just fuck my shit up
>>28981473
>>28981552
>>28981584
fuck. is this kind of thinking normal with people with schizophrenia? you guys are starting to worry me
>>28981552
Yes, it's exactly like that. Have you been to a doctor for it? Did they tell you you are having symptoms?
I'm scared of all kinds of doctors, and I don't want my family to find out that I'd go to a shrink. I'm mostly fine when I'm alone but outside is torture lately. I get so agitated that when I arrive at my lesson (the only reason I go outside) I can't concentrate
>>28981543
It's impossible to go through the school system without being diagnosed and treated desu
At least in civilized society
>>28980879
I was gonna ask where agoraphobia fits in, but it really is just an extreme form of social anxiety. And now that I think about it, it revolves around getting "triggered" by stupid shit outside and having panic attacks. Coupled with my own irrational thoughts making the problem worse.
Fuck, I belong on tumblr.
>>28981475
ADHDfag reporting in. It's not that bad. Makes daily life a bit of a struggle, but it's overall nothing like Schizophrenia as far as dibilitation goes.
Though >>28981543 is right. Untreated ADHD often leads to other things. My shrink and I talked about this for a bit.
>>28980879
Major depression and depersonalization here. Fuck you
>>28981584
>gf
Time to leave.
>>28981704
It depends on what it is you're actually scared of. It could be something worse. What would an absolute worst case scenario be for you, in general?
>>28981640
Yes.
>>28981635
How were you diagnosed with two fucking psychotic disorders, anon?
So despite the fact that severe bipolar entails BOTH major depression and hallucinactions/delusions (very similar to schizophrenia), it's placed higher higher than both major depression and schizophrenia. That's very retarded.
>>28981714
>ADHDfag reporting in. It's not that bad.
Speak for yourself
>>28981613
Nope, they're clinically diagnosed and I'm on medication and in therapy for them. Won't tell you which ones because I refuse to compromise the integrity of the Official Mental Illness Tier Chart (TM).
Stay mad, senpai.
>>28981767
Because this chart was made by retards. Bipolar is a crazy serious disorder on the same level as Schizophrenia, but it's diagnosed at a much higher rate. Being the contrarian faggots that /r9k/ is, this makes bipolar a "meme disorder" unlike Schizophrenia, which is a fucking SPECTRUM disorder.
Reminder that the two most common reasons for involuntary holds (suicide watches) are:
Schizophrenia
Bipolar disorder
Bipolar people experience psychotic symptoms too, but not constantly.
>>28981704
I would put legitimate, severe agoraphobia (to the point where you genuinely have trouble/can't leave your house) in the "Robot" tier. That's definitely not a meme disorder.
>>28981661
yeah not really. You only generally get diagnosed if your parents make the decission to send you to a shrink. Teachers either don't give a fuck unless you're somehow disrupting the class or they haven't got a clue about mental illnesses. You have to be really out of your mind to get a diagnosis. Plus many mental dissorders develop around late teenage hood when the person is just starting colege
>>28981245
By obsessively thinking about a fictional character I made up for hours a day for years, until they started talking on their own.
>>28981755
Anything people related sets me off. I'm afraid of people and how they perceive me. Something as simple as knowing I have to pick up milk the next day usually keeps me up all night.
>>28980879
>Antisocial personality disorder
>Normie tier
Literally what
major depression, depersonalization disorder, ocd, social anxiety. cool im winning!!
>>28981859
But are you afraid of embarrassment? Or the people themselves? Or their intentions? (don't worry about answering if thinking about it freaks you out, talking too much about my hallucinations and stuff can sometimes cause me to disassociate, don't want to cause any panic)
>>28981830
It depends on the type of bipolartbh. Type 2 don't experience psychosis but have all the fun symptoms of severe depression and a hypomania that gets them into trouble and fucks their life up
>>28981830
Definitely. You can tell his lack of knowledge by the fact that a personality disorder was placed lower than a severe mental illness. He probably assumed bipolar is "being really happy then really sad".
>>28980879
> tfw I have major depression, OCD, AND accident personality. Just fuck my shit up.
>>28981212
>look in the archive
>see multiple posts with weirdass abbreviations like "NarcAsoPD" and "NarcAntisPD"
I assume they're all you.
Why do you do this? It doesn't look cooler. Just write it out.
>>28981841
I'm talking about ADHD but schools need to identify learning difficulties and put the kid on an IEP
Not talking about things like schizophrenia and the like
Where does paranoia fall on the chart?
>>28981830
>>28981906
>implying "I GET REALLY HAPPY AND THEN REALLY SAD" is worse than "I AM REALLY SAD LITERALLY ALL THE TIME AND HAVEN'T BEEN HAPPY IN DECADES"
Listen, I know you guys are mad because you have a tumblr-tier meme disorder. I get it. I really do. But you shouldn't take your anger out on me. I'm just stating the facts, you know?
>>28981868
Mte. Since when is someone who is a borderline psychopath (and often times a criminal) considered normal? Massive contradiction.
>>28981911
He thinks writing it out that way makes his meme disorder look more "serious" and legitimate.
>>28981976
>meme disorder
You must be an absolute joy to chat with.
>>28981963
It seems really serious desu. My mother's classmate had bipolar disorder and she blew her brains out in front of people.
>>28980879
Derealization here
shit is fucked, but on the outside I look normal
>>28981963
>not understanding a disorder: the post
Summerfags please leave
>>28981963
I know this is bait, but bipolar people literally go from Schizophrenic levels of hallucination, delusions, risk taking, paranoia and craziness to almost catatonic behavior with no inbetween
Bipolar is life destroying and completely debilitating. I'm not talking really happy and sad, I mean, from crazy to even crazier. That's bipolar. There's a reason they take antipsychotics.
>>28982004
My classmate's brother was bipolar. He up and murdered his mom and then ate his own gun
It's a fucked mental disorder. Truly fucked.
>>28981963
Obviously bait. Unless you're really that retarded. If you made the chart I wouldn't put it past you.
>>28981963
>I GET REALLY HAPPY AND THEN REALLY SAD
that isn't what bipolar disorder is, and you know it. here's your reply. stop shitposting
>>28981963
>the facts
please share with us your "facts" anon. I'm listening
>>28981906
>>28982004
>>28982033
Do you guys mean bipolar or borderline?
>>28982068
We're talking about bipolar. Borderline is entirely different.
>It's another self-diagnosis blog thread
It doesn't make you unique or interesting, give it up.
>>28982004
>>28982031
>>28982033
>>28982041
>>28982048
>>>#TRIGGERED
I should have made a tier higher than the normie one reserved just for Bipolar Disorder, you fucking babies.In all seriousness, I am willing to move Bipolar Disorder down. Tell me what tier it should be in and state your case as to why you think so.
I have one symptom of Shizo do I still fall beyond hope tier?
>>28982114
Mine were all formally diagnosed and confirmed by at least one separate specialist. My brain is fucked, partially due to epilepsy.
>>28981178
He developed malignant narcissism so he jumped from normie tier to beyond hope tier
>>28982119
At the least it should be robot, since it's more serious than avoidant personality disorder and actually includes major depression.
>>28982220
I didn't think malignant narcissism was really recognized as a separate sisorder.
>>28982119
Learn to read. Bipolar is a serious mood disorder with psychotic features such as hallucinations, delusions and paranoia. A bipolar person has effectively two settings.
They are either out of their minds crazy, the highest high on earth. They will gamble their life savings away because they're convinced they can't lose. They'll take every drug they can get their hands on. They'll cheat on their loving spouses for no reason. They are delusionally happy (not just "man, I feel great today", but "god sent me a message from the future that I am going to win the lotto, so I need to sell my house and move to Mexico!").
And then they have a depressive phase. They are in the lowest stage of their lives. Some are catatonic, most are suicidally depressed. People who get put on suicide watch are either Schizophrenics or bipolars in a depressive phase. That should give you a better understanding. It's not depression like you or I understand it. It's psychotic depression.
Think of only ever going between a stage of Schizophrenia or insanely intense depression with no in-between.
My aunt is bipolar, she's been hospitalized several times for it. It's not fun . It's not just happy or sad.
>>28980879
OCD and avoidant personality disorder here.
Just got my Seroquel upped in dosage so maybe I'll be less socially anxious soon.
>>28982201
You need to have at least three, for a sustained period of six months. At least according to the DSM-V
>>28982201
rofl. pretty much everyone has at least one symptom of like every single mental illness
>>28980879
"The Fallen" tier- Somatoforms
>>28982322
Alright im not a shizo, just a loser with a shizo symptom
>>28982201
What is that symptom?
>>28982368
>Shizo
mighty kek
>>28982322
Also, psychologists only care about ANY "symptoms" or anything if you believe they are impacting your quality of life.
>>28982119
god i knew it was you who made that shitty chart. Kill yourself
>>28982373
Derealization
it varies from time to time, sometimes im close to normal and I don't feel it and sometimes its hitting hard as fuck and I just sit in the corner and wait it out.
>>28980879
>major depression
>anxiety
>ptsd
>anterograde amnesia
help
>>28982431
how come you got ptsd
>Depersonalization
>AVPD
>OCD
Just fucking end me
>have bordeline personality dissorder
>still a hhkv
just fucking kill me already
Schizophrenic and bipolar reporting in. It's honestly worse for the people around me than it is for me.
>>28981643
I have a psychiatrist appointment in 8 days, if it's interesting I'll make a thread saying how it goes.
>>28982458
childhood abuse, the usual (sexual, physical, mental)
>>28982480
When did you first notice signs of schizophrenia? What were they? Have they worsened over the years?
>>28982548
That sucks, really damaging.
>>28982529
Sure, that would be great. It seems intimidating so good luck
>>28982568
thank you anon!
i can deal with the ptsd reasonably well, but the anterograde amnesia makes me completely nonfunctional. like..a non-person
> Bipolar
> ADHD
> Heroin Addict
>>28982615
>anterograde amnesia
That's when you can't form new memories? How did it happen? Will you remember this tomorrow? Really curious about this
>>28982480
When I was 16 I convinced myself that people were stealing my thoughts and poisoning my food/killing me telepathically. I didn't experience any hallucinations or voices though. The thoughts seemed to function in a similar way to my ocd thoughts although I genuinely believed them on some level. I managed to start thinking rationally and to ignore them after a year. Could I have developed a form of schizophrenia or schizotypal disorder?
>>28982615
No need to thank me at all, hope you get better and have moved past your abuse at least to an extent.
Is anterograde amnesia similar to the amnesia the guy in Memento has? (You might get asked that often)
IM BEYONG HOPE :D
NOBODY CARES
>>28982625
Did you become bipolar after getting addicted to heroine or before? How does the heroine affect your mental illness?
>>28980879
This is a dumb chart. Borderline is tumblr tier and depression is robot tier? Most killers are bpd depression is what every girl says she has.
>>28982550
I've only been fully schizophrenic for a year now. During the predromal phase, I had the following...
>Disorganized speech (would sometimes say complete nonsense during conversations that made sense in my head
>in a constant state of fear in public that I was going to get jumped
>see shadow people
>hear my name getting called out of nowhere
>think I'm being recorded and public
>think everyone is talking about me
>think people within a certain radius of me can hear my thoughts
>terrified of large crowds
>thought that mannequins and other humanoid objectd were alive and trying to talk to me
>Bizzare body movements (randomly shaking)
>blunted affect (didn't care that my best friend died of a drug overdose)
>very expressionless face
>afraid I'm being poisoned
>see faces and numbers in everything
The symptoms are mostly the same now but more severe when they occur. I get set off by large crowds and incredibly Bizzare settings (Disneyland at night scared the shit out of me)
>>28980879
Where are Anger Issues and Paranoia ?
>>28982643
About 2/3 of schizos have Hallucinations. You probably still have it.
>>28982726
Those are symptoms, not disorders.
>>28982759
>implying ppd isnt a thing
>>28982779
The you should have said that instead of paranoia.
>>28980921
I think it's pretty similar to avoidant so robot tier too
>>28982759
> paranoia = Paranoid personality DISORDER
> anger = Intermittent explosive DISORDER
>>28980879
>OCD
>Autism
fugg
>bipolar type 1, OCD, sexual sadism and necrophilia
>paraphilias didn't even make the list
>>28982759
>>28982806
You're right, anger issue is a symptom. I'm mixing them together, sorry
And for paranoia i wanted to say this >>28982779
>>28982809
ummm shit
>>28982816
>anger = Intermittent explosive DISORDER
I didn't knew it's rightfully name, thanjk you !
>>28982838
Anger issue is basically intermittent explosive disorder
>>28982742
I haven't had any delusional beliefs or convictions in three years but still talk in a flat emotionless way and my speech is sometimes disorganized. I also still have severe depersonalization. Is it possible that I have schizophrenia and have managed to force myself to think in a strictly empirical way or could these residual symptoms just be a result of my ocd and depersonalization.
>>28982865
I would do some research on disorganized schizophrenia, rather than just paranoid
>>28980879
>tfw OCD
>tfw afraid of nighttime because you know intrusive thoughts are going to rape you
>>28982615
How long is your memory span?
>>28982865
Hmm you seem to have the negative symptoms which means schizophrenia is possible "dormant" in you. If you have all of the negative symptoms (blunted affect, flat etc.) it's very possible, but many negative symptoms of schizophrenia overlap with other mental illnesses.
>>28982713
Before. I believe that dope makes me more functional but again, I am an addict lol. I just kinda view it as the best thing to be addicted to esp viewing my alcoholic and meth-head friends. But I guess I smoke and shoot up only occasionally.
>>28982816
>> anger = Intermittent explosive DISORDER
Look at the chart again, you fucking retard.
>avoidant personality disorder
could be worse but still kh NEET in basement
IF YOU'RE NOT DIAGNOSED IT DOESN'T COUNT TUMBLRFAGS
>>28982901
I have developed the perfect strategy against this, mang. You stay up until you're so tired that you literally can't stay awake, then get like 3 hours of sleep before you have to wake up again and feel shit all day because no sleep.JUST
>>28980879
>OCD master race
What are your "ticks"?
I rearrange everything in the sink until it feels good. I urinate in my garbage can around 5 times before I go to bed. I move objects until it feels like it's right. Another one is mixing sugar into coffee. I mix it a total of 30 times, but each "mix" is 1,2,3. up to ten. So it's 1,2,3 1,2,3 1,2,3 1,2,3 1,2,3 etc. Up to ten. I have to redo it sometimes but it's fine. I rearrange my clothes on my bedroom floor as well before bed.
I can't stand when someone goes "teehee I have ocd everything has to be neat XDDDDD"
>>28982922
Eh, if you're schizophrenic I'd just say you might as well do what you enjoy whilst you're still pretty sane. It's funny how a drug like heroine could help schizophrenia.
normie with insomnia reporting in
i have medication though so it's all good
>>28982932
I'm not the one who said it wasn't there, autismo, just proving you wrong. In all your replies you've just been a pedantic faggot. You're the real retard, a pseudo intellectual retard.
>>28982967
I wash my hands religiously. It's not a matter of hygiene, I'm not afraid of bacteria or dirt or anything. When I touch someone else or something someone else has touched I feel like I carry them with me, they haunt me, and anything I do while in this state becomes associated with them, it spreads, they get attached to other things from which they will follow and haunt me again. So I have to wash my hands to be free.
Tfw antipsychotics keep getting better and better
Tfw us SSRI fags are getting JUSTED all day erryday
>I get one out of each except for the last group
>beginning to show signs of schizophrenia
>this was God's choice
>>28982865
some symptoms can show up earlier on and reemerge when the illness gets worse. That being said if you want to know for sure you should go to a shrink
>>28982967
I'm not OCD but I used to always call Normies on that bullshit. Funny how they don't even know that "being really organized" often has nothing to do with the disorder.
>>28983020
I've been a pedantic faggot when you're the one sperging out over what is a symptom of a disorder rather than a disorder? Take a look at yourself, friend. You're the only pedantic faggot here. A pedantic faggot with a meme illness and a chip on his shoulder.
>>28982967
Every time I get an intrusive homicidal or necrophilic thought I have to play out in my head the potential consequences of those actions in as much upsetting detail as possible, while removing myself from the situation that could potentially lead to me acting on it. So, say, if I'm at work, using a box cutter to open some packages, and a customer walks by, I spend the next several hours obsessing over killing them and fucking their body and how I would be apprehended, while taking great pains to avoid them and ditch the box cutter.
I also check for insects everywhere since I'm extremely allergic to them, I have to sweep the entire bedroom, house, car, etc. every time I go into it and keep my arms up to make sure that nothing accidentally gets in my face.
>"teehee I have ocd everything has to be neat XDDDDD"
would like to literally torture and kill every last ignorant normalshit that's ever said this
>>28983041
i feel u my man
i just wanna get unfucked ;-;
ive had depersonalisation for years now i couldnt tell anyone about it because i thought something bad would happen to me.
but thanks for reassuring me that im beyond saving
>>28980879
autism the now the same as ADHD btw
>>28982967
I don't have a lot of compulsions. I basically can't stop thinking about horrible scenarios in my head. I obsess for hours over things that will never happen. Certain sounds and textures really upset me, and if I can't make them go away I get very upset.
When my anxiety levels rise or drop drastically, I pick at things. Hair, skin, furniture, fabric. ect or fold/rip things until they are as small as possible.
>DURR I HAVE OCD BECAUSE I LIKE CLEANLINESS SO MUCH
My house is an absolute nightmare. I don't clean because if I start to clean, I can't stop. Any thing short of perfect is a failure.
>>28983090
>would like to literally torture and kill every last ignorant normalshit that's ever said this
Just look down on them. It's healthier for your psychology.
>>28983089
YOU were the one who said "those are symptoms not disorders" (despite the fact that if you had a brain cell you could figure out what the guy meant) not me, retard. And I never claimed to have ANY illness, nor did I imply it. faggot
>>28983143
That wasn't me, you fucking idiot. The first time I replied to you was when I told you to take another look at the chart. Calm down. Go for a walk or something before you explode on me.
>>28982642
>>28982687
>>28982903
the anterograde amnesia is intermittent. sometimes i also lose a lot of my past memories, too (transient global amnesia, i guess). i usually get it a few times a week during the morning hours.
when it happens, my memory span is like...nonexistent. i initiate sentences that run on forever and just descend into nonsense. usually i repeat myself a lot. as time goes on and i regain my capacity to remember, i tend to forget that the memory loss ever even occurred. to be realistically, i have no idea how often it happens.
momento is actually pretty accurate, but the character's thought processes are more cohesive than they would likely be if he were a real person. also i'm an anxious person in general but i am very rarely anxious or tense when the anterograde amnesia is affecting me, almost like im forced to stay in a state of intense mindfulness. there is no temporal headspace for anxiety.. my case is a bit different from his because sometimes i also have retrograde amnesia.
>>28983125
>Certain sounds and textures really upset me
To the best of my knowledge the first half of that is more of a symptom of misophonia than OCD, but I could be wrong in your case. I have the same thing though and it's hell. You just can't explain to people how much it's bothering you, they'll think you're some kind of freak or just keep doing it...
>>28983130
The main symptom of my OCD is having those thoughts about people. I know it would be healthier not to but I can't help it, man.
>>28982970
I'm bipolar not schizo sorry
I have had psychotic symptoms in the past but I'm on meds not and it's not really a factor in my life anymore
>>28983178
go get laid sperg
>>28980879
Hey space robots
How do i get depersonalization disorder???
Id like to experience it and survive and recover from it to become mentally stronger.
>>28980879
>ADD, Dyscalculia
Wait, am I normie tier?
Oh wait no autism is on here as well
>tfw PDD-NOS
just fucking kill me already
>>28983254
This is how you know you lost the argument.
>>28980879
Fixed originally senpai
>>28983249
in any case I think if you enjoy shooting up and feel it helps you should do whatever you want. I know you don't need my permission but I think it's hard to be happy when you feel quite limited in your actions
>>28982816
>DISORDER
are you triggered by the fact that I didn't validate your non-issues?
>>28983275
I already won it I don't need to try anymore. You lost because your entire argument was based on the fact that you thought I was someone else. kek.
>>28980879
Needs Schizotypal PD and Paranoid PD.
>>28980879
confirmed
>autism
>borderline
self diagnosed (if you don't consider it free autism dlc)
>social anxiety
>avoidant
>depression
= tumblrobot?
>>28980879
>formally diagnosed Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and social anxiety.
I am apparently a robot and tumblr tier.
>>28982967
I play with the light switches a lot
I bet my neighbors think my house is haunted or some shit top kek
Also trichotillomania
>>28983320
No dipshit im outlining the fact that it's a DISORDER and not a symptom. neither are my "non-issues" anyway
tfw robot tier
>>28983340
No, your entire argument was based on the fact that I was someone else. This post >>28982932 is the first reply I made to you. Go cry on tumblr about me insulting your self-diagnosed meme illness, you fucking faggot.
>major depression
>schizoid
fug
>>28981962
Depends, paranoia is usually a sign of something else.
>>28980879
>ASPD is in normie teir
You realize that is the official diagnosis of a sociopath, right?
>bipolar disorder above major depression
This has to be a joke. Either that or you're uninformed.
>>28983382
you replied to me thinking I was the one who was complaining about it not being on the chart, and I wasn't. so you got it wrong. also never claimed any illnesses.
someone put severe retardation on the chart just so this guy can feel included
>>28980879
Where does Intermittent explosive disorder fit in on that chart?
>>28980879
Beyond Hope, fuck yea!
>>28982724
Wait, so all that is just the beginning? It gets worse? Jesus Christ. I definitely have some of those symptoms, though my paranoia and hallucinations are different from yours.
>>28982550
Not the guy you replied to but I have been recently diagnosed and it started out for me as a mixture of depression, paranoia, isolation and some hallucinations
Paranoia and isolation were probably the major symptoms.
>>28983375
>I have anger issues wah my suffering
It's okay, my dearest, most special snowflake. This world is simply not fit for your unique kind. You must be free of this world and pass on to the next life. Kill yourself.
I'm schizo and i still have hope, am i wrong?
>>28983201
That's really fucked up. Do you live with anyone?
>>28983477
Did you actually read the chart?
>>28983265
This might be the most ass backwards, retarded post I have ever seen on all of 4chan. Congratulations.
In what universe is retrograde amnesia tumblr-tier? If anything, it seems like the mental illness most likely to be caused by actual physical trauma and not daddy/mommy issues.
>>28980879
>aspergers
bad at social shit, used to be way worse and almost full sperg as a kid. but i am slightly better at self awareness. and people that meet me say that they would not have guessed i am aspie. (even though i totally am. im just good at concealing it because its literally the fucking worst disorder to have. because literally all the other aspies are huge pieces of shit. and everyone will hate you and see less of you if you say you have that shit. even if you do not act like a chriss chan. that is how people will forever picture you)
>treatment resistant depression
its the fucking worst. almost always caught in a constant state of self hatred. lack of energy motivation or any spark in my life. only goes away when im high
>social anxiety and severe general anxiety
Poor self image, overthinking. suicidal thoughts in public.
ex "why the fuck am i here, look around these people hate you you are such an ugly piece of shit. look at them they laughed they are laughing at you. why would anyone ever love you they just brought you here because they feel sorry for you because you dont have your own friends, you fucking joke"
and that voice in my head does not have an off button
>OCD tendencies
lose job because id have panic attacks and recount petty cash over and over and over again brain telling me again that its fucking wrong and im stupid and i cant count right. often stopping mid count to redo it
I think i might have borderline traits
which fucking sucks because borderline is literally stupid tumblr roastie, the mental illness.
i have the distorted self image, impulsive actions based on my mood. and swinging from being okay with someone to being so paranoid that i hate them and thinking they are going to try some shit.
Might also be schizotypal
but im not going to say i have any of those things because i have not been professionally diagnosed with them. and im not a stupid piece of shit tumblr trash
rate how fucked i am
>>28980879
>robot tier
don't want to be here
>>28983513
No. Many Schizophrenic people can live normal lives, and the medications are constantly improving. If it were 20-30 years ago, I'd have said no, but nowadays it's entirely possible for people to not even know your a schizo
Just so long as you continue taking medication and have regular meetings with your doctors/psychologists/psychiatrists
>>28983513
It's not about whatever hope you have, but what hope there is for you.
>>28983489
Now that it is fully developed, I have to hit my head against the wall to calm myself down when I'm having issues. I've also begun to Hallucinate physical objects and people that are impossible to distinguish from reality. It only goes downhill, as schizophrenia is literally the rotting of the brain. My brain has already shrunk by 3% according to my neurologist..
>>28980879
Depersonilzation isn't all that bad. Once you've lived with it for a while, you get used to it.
>>28980879
DID isn't beyond-hope tier.
Sometimes you just get lonely, it's natural to want to talk to yourself.
You can be fairly normal in spite of this.
>>28983497
>look at me I'm so superior and patronizing that must make him so mad
pathetic really
>>28983549
My brother's friend has retrograde amnesia, he doesn't remember anything before he was 8 years old. I wonder if that's why he's so immature
>>28983531
I skipped past the Tumblr tier because I knew it was going to be filled with PTSD/ASSBLAST DISORDER.
Anyways, I still have major depression and avoidant personality disorder, does that balance it out or am I still Tumblr shit?
>>28983615
Go take your self diagnosed non issues to tumblr where they can validate your excuses.
>>28982724
>>Bizzare body movements (randomly shaking)
>think everyone is talking about me
>in a constant state of fear in public that I was going to get jumped
>very expressionless face
Are these signs of schizophrenia or anything?
I get them a lot, particularly bizarre body movements. Sometimes I just shudder out of nowhere.
>>28983649
Could be schizotypal or early signs of schizophrenia.
>>28983592
Do you have a job/education? Or are you just totally incapable of providing for yourself? That sounds dreadful. I really, really hope I don't have schizophrenia.
>>28983497
Mate, you're on /r9k/, the fuck are you doing looking down on other peoples problems? What are you, Chad? Got all your shit together have you?
Fuck off.
>>28983649
I guess it can be a symptom but it can also be symptom of other things. Many diseases have the similar symptoms. That's why it is best to get a professional diagnosis.
>>28983678
I'm a neet and I live with my parents. I don't have a job. If I don't get any better, I'm basically confined to a life of nothing
Official Diagnoses:
>Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
>Social Anxiety Disorder (which I am pretty sure is largely caused by the former)
>Persistent Depression
Seeking second opinion (was referred to a specialist to determine which of these I have or if I have both):
>Schizotypal Personality Disorder
>Paranoid Personality Disorder
>Possible schizophrenia (though the psychologist thought that was unlikely)
Which do I make?
>>28983626
Anything in lower tiers disqualifies you for higher tiers, my fellow robot.
>>28983687
Go to tumblr where they can validate your self-diagnosed non issues.
>>/t/umblr
>>28983561
Self-diagnosed/10
Do the world a favor and mcfucking kill yourself
>>28983626
>does that balance it out or am I still Tumblr shit?
What do you think? If you have a papercut but also have late-stage lung cancer, should you not be worried?
>>28980879
I just love how /r9k/ defines itself more and more as severely depressed when they used and still make fun of women for saying they're depressed
>>28983638
go take you and your unwashed ass to the next autism speaks meet up. retard
Binge/purge anorexia and ADD
Still better than being fat
>>28983816
Are you stupid? Women's depression, for instance:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHvYr5_HTCk
is an attention-whoring meme that serves as a fucking insult to people with actual depression. These women are "depressed" for a few weeks and get tons of attention and sympathy from their friends and family, maybe they take Zoloft for a month or two, and then they're magically right as rain. That's the kind of shit we make fun of. Not actual, legitimate depression (which women will always have an easier time with because they get attention and support simply for existing).
>>28983944
>he wants pity and validation for having anger issues, which literally just means he's a shitty person
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>>28983944
>get mad that someone won't validate your silly bullshit and tell you that you have a legitimate, serious disorder
>turn around and proceed to make fun of that person for having a legitimate, serious disorder
Are you aware of how fucking stupid you look right now?
>>28983514
yes, haha, i live with my parents. i can't drive for obvious reasons and have no idea how to progress in life at this point HA
>>28984033
>implying I'd want a retarded aspies validation
don't flatter yourself
>>28983779
ive been diagnosed with all of those greentext
i just think there could be a possibility that i could have the ones below.
i even specified that. you fucking retard
Anyone here /scared to get diagnosed/?
I had some bad experiences with psychiatrists misdiagnosing me.
I'm not sure if I want to get diagnosed again.
>>28984064
>only reading his side of the argument and not realizing that I never claimed to have a serious mental disorder
>actually defending autistic retards
fuck off samefag
>>28980990
you mean antisocial pd, not narcissistic, lmao
>>28984099
I'm going to get diagnosed in a week and I'm terrified they won't know what i have. I don't know if i should say i'm suicidal because i don't want to be locked up in a ward.
>>28981313
this, DID is a meme
>avoidant and antisocial
>starting a degree in business next year
>Chad tier degree
JUST
>>28984211
if you have antisocial pd I kind of doubt you'd be able to get a degree
>social anxiety is tumblr-tier
>>28980879
I just started going to psychologist consults, had my 2nd appointment yesterday.
At what point will they diagnose me with something? It's kinda weird how I always considered myself to be pretty sane, but here I am.
>>28983994
nigga I'm a doctor, I know more about depression than you do
>>28984386
They need to assess your entire psychological history in combination with your current symptoms. It can take anywhere from a couple weeks to a couple of months for them to decide on an official diagnosis, depending on how complex your case is.
bipolar is literally a meme disorder
like people from my uni will go up to disability and be like "omg my bipolar is hitting me hard i cant do my work" when they spend the whole weekend partying.
>>28981124
You have no idea what you're talking about. Most mental illness can ruin your life if there bad enough. This chart just romanticizes illness some neck beard thinks are cool
>>28980879
Tfw autistic kid with occasional depersonalization and a past experience with paranoid thoughts/OCD type magical thinking.
I am the beyond hope robot-san. Yet I am not 100% NEET and try to keep busy.
I have autism and ocd and I know a roastie whore with depersonalisation, I still agree with this chart though.
>>28984406
Sounds logical. Will they actually tell me what to do in order to improve? Or are they just there to point out my defects?
I'll send my psychologist some psych tests I have saved so maybe we'll progress faster. I want to fix myself.
>>28984447
>something people use to their advantage is literally a meme disorder
>surely people don't actually suffer from the illness
you're like people who say injuries from automobile accidents are nonsense because normies pretend to get hurt. of fucking course it's not a meme fucking disorder, it's a legitimate mental illness that some normalshits take advantage of because it's so fucking serious. goddamn.
>>28980879
>TFW yandere borderline dating somebody with bipolar dissociative/depersonalization
It's shocking that things are going alright.
>>28984501
Do not send your psychologist personality tests you have taken online, you will insult him. Those tests are complete garbage and in no way reflect the actual diagnostic process. There are many more factors that come into play than the list of symptoms those tests use, and telling your doctor what you think you have up-front will be a lot more effective. Trust me on this.
Everything else depends on your personal doctor. They should NOT just diagnose you and carry on with their business, their job is to help you. Their job is to plan out a course of treatment and give it to you, or refer you to someone that can give that treatment to you and assist you in transferring treatment to them. If they do ANYTHING to suggest that they have no intention of giving you a clear-cut course of treatment, find a new doctor. A lot of shrinks will try to drag out "therapy" without actually helping you, and they are the worst people in the business. Always remember that you're in charge of getting yourself the best treatment possible, and that if you don't look out for yourself, nobody else will.
>>28980879
some type of depression disorder (diagnosed as minor once and major later but who knows, it all depends on how life is going)
Have dissociated before about 5 times in the last 5 years, but it seems to be stress/depression induced.
Have shizophrenia/depression in my family.
That said I don't think I'm fucked, just gotta take the meds and make sure I meet expectations. I was a NEET for about 3 years but things aren't so bad right now although I have a lot of shit to deal with.
>>28980916
> diagnoses for tourette's, OCD, depression, anxiety, asperger's, and schizophrenia but don't believe schizo
tourette's is probably high. Most of the magical thinking comes from OCD (I believe in literal magic too) and most of my sensory overload is caused by Tourette's and spergtism. I can feel happy, but it is too much effort to intonate my deep voice, so I just talk robotically. I don't know how much depression I have. Anxiety may be hormonal.
>>28984608
The doctor already asked me about professors' notes and opinions from my Uni, the test I'm talking about is a 500 question online thing, so I don't think it's one of the shits you find in BuzzFeed. I was begging for my internet to not fuck up during the 2 hours I spent answering it. But whatever.
Thanks on everything else senpai, really REALLY appreciated. I'm not sure if I should tell her I slightly despise/envy women to some degree, as my doctor is a womyn.
>>28984211
You'll find chads in every major. If you like managing things just start your own company after you graduate and only hire robots. A lot of economists are robotish.
>>28984758
Professor's notes and opinions from uni != an online test, no matter how long it was, but I can't stop you from giving it to him. Just be forewarned that he may not take it into consideration at all.
Be cautious about female doctors- I say this as a woman- they have a very difficult time relating to the issues of most men and their treatment can be ineffective as a result. Having said that, give her a chance, be honest about what your issues are. She will likely already have a liking towards you for sticking with her despite her being a woman, especially despite your feelings towards most women. Hopefully things will work out for the best. Best of luck to you, and always remember that honesty is the best possible thing you can have between yourself and your therapist.
>>28984894
>I say this as a woman
Time to leave.
>>28980879
You can make do with all of those except schizophrenia.
Depression is a meme you faggots
>>28984894
Do female doctors and psychiatrists suck at diagnosing other women?
>>28980879
Major depression & depersonalization :ccc
