I'm a reporter for CNN can we have a few comments on the most recent shooting currently taking place at UCLA?
Is it true that one of the shooters were here last night?
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>>28980074
It's *was here Mr. News man
>>28980074
>one of the shooters were here last night
>were
I think you mean was.
HI MOM
also, we need some proof you're cnn
>>28980114
I'm a woman.
>>28980131
here
>>28980151
i am convinced. what do you want to know, mr. newsman?
Trolls were good in my day.
Kids today don't know how to troll no more.
>>28980151
A woman with bad grammar apparently. How did you land the job if you cannot use proper grammar?
KILL ALL NIGGERS REEEEEEEEE
>>28980151
my cock's right here and it's about to fall off from the infection. You better hold it with your mouth
>>28980151
TITS OR GTFO.. you know the rules.
Ohh don't it
>>28980151
ok now we totally completely absolutely believe you
>>28980151
35 people die to a suicide bomb I the Middle East, and it's margin news. 2 white people get shot in a toxic society, and it's front page news.
End yourself so the hypocrisy can end too.
>>28980194
>>28980199
>>28980201
please stay on topic
>>28980204
thank you
>>28980074
Yeah, one of them said "Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to school tomorrow if you live in SoCal. happening thread will be posted tomorrow morning. so long space robots."
>>28980074
yes, he posts here using the tripname "eggman"
IS HE A ROBOT?? IS HE A ROBOT?? IS HE A ROBOT?? IS HE A ROBOT?? IS HE A ROBOT?? IS HE A ROBOT?? IS HE A ROBOT??
reeee i want answers
>>28980256
His real name is Toby Reynolds and he is a MtF transgender
No they posted on /lgbt/ and said they're going to kill all the cis white men who keep the patriarchy alive.
>>28980235
Please educate yourself on the use of past tense verbs, and then maybe you will be taken seriously
>>28980256
can you elaborate?
>>28980265
What is a robot
>>28980194
>A woman with bad grammar apparently. How did you land the job if you cannot use proper grammar?
Tits?
>>28980235
why aren't you asking us reportery questions? you don't expect us to spoonfeed you everything do you?if your going to make cancer bait threads at least make it entertaining you humongus faggot
>>28980074
>>28980151
You need to stop idolizing these shooters.
Your media is the reason why these people are made and do what they do, they die knowing they died with a cause and will have a legacy of some kind and be remembered in some way.
You glorify these shooters rather then mourn the victims because you want the views to your station.
Your station honestly sickens me more then the warped and the depressed people who come here.
I doubt you want these shootings to stop because its easy money for you guys when things like this happen, today must be a field day for you guys.
Please leave and don't come back until you've changed the way your media functions.
>>28980302
A robot is a machine created to perform a certain task.
>>28980302
>what is a robot
fucking face palm. At least try a little harder to pretend that you're not from here. Delete this thread naw
>>28980330
>>28980326
>>28980338
please stay on topic
>>28980356
are you saying that you think it was a literal robot that attacked the students at UCLA today?
>>28980302
A robot: "a machine capable of carrying out a complex series of actions automatically, especially one programmable by a computer."
>doesn't know what a simple machine is
>is somehow qualified to be a reporter
This doesn't surprise me, considering it's CNN.
>>28980151
TITS OR GTFO FAGGOT
oregano
>>28980074
fuck off unless you have proof, senpai
>>28980074
dude said he was going to do a shooting in the santa cruz area, then went to LA. What a dirty little liar.
>>28980403
"robot" is the way users refer to each other on here.
Fucking autists and their secret club.
Actual proof that your a reporter, please post timestamp
>>28980403
Yes you see ISIL has created robots in order to murder Californians in the name of Allah.
I'm going on a lunch break please post any more comments related to the UCLA shooting in this thread and I will read through them when I get back
Thanks
>>28980403
Yes it was a literal robot. Don't under estimate modern engineering capabilities. Many such as myself are working on ways to control the robots but as of lately they have become self aware.
You should send all your questions to Mr. 4chan
You won't have much luck here
>>28980630
>gladly telling everyone you're an engineer
uhhhhhhhhhh
>>28980674
He can hold a vote to see if a shooting happened or not.
>>28980692
I'm an engineer you fag, I work on applied autism in robotics.
>>28980074
I guess you don't know the rules. The only way to be taken even remotely seriously, is to back up you claims with proof. In your case we need at least 2 forms of proof.
>picture with your titties and a time stamp on CNN letter head
>sharpie in butthole
With that we'll tell you everything, and even show you where he lives.
>>28980725
>I'm an engineer you fag
>you fag
Well that's ironic.
Why are you so proud of being a disgusting engineer? You're literally the worst field, even historians bring more new knowledge to the world than you disgusting dogs.
>>28980074
CNN I was talking to the shooter last night
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>>28980074
>>28980151
>>28980302
TITS OR GET THE FUCK OUT TITS OR GET THE FUCK OUT TITS OR GET THE FUCK OUT TITS OR GET THE FUCK OUT OUT TITS OR GET THE FUCK OUT TITS OR GET THE FUCK OUT TITS OR GET THE FUCK OUT TITS OR GET THE FUCK OUT TITS OR GET THE FUCK OUT TITS OR GET THE FUCK OUT TITS OR GET THE FUCK OUT
TITS OR GET THE FUCK OUT TITS OR GET THE FUCK OUT TITS OR GET THE FUCK OUT TITS OR GET THE FUCK OUT TITS OR GET THE FUCK OUT
>>28980757
I meant to write I'm not, but I fucked up.
Pardon my autism, engineers are fucking cucklords.
>>28980074
HELLO! Welcome to 4chan, now get the fuck out!
>>28980800
Oh, no problem, welcome to the world you academic worth something.
>>28980151
TITS or GTFO stupid new bitch
>>28980074
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CNN are NIGGERS
also probably jews
>>28980843
Thanks.
>ywn do something autistic like calculate the math for a button maker just so you can get a high paycheck while your wife fucks 5 chads at home
feels pretty good honestly
>>28980886
Jewish niggers from outer space.
IM SHMACKED BABEEH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URmnKXHxxeE
>>28980074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0YVNimYUlg
OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT
Please also post about how you would want me to suck your cock.
Thanks.
>>28980074
I think it's time you learned the truth. See, when one member of anonymous does something stupid, it's not the other members of anonymous's fault. Saying 4chan is responsible for this shit because some psychotic lunatic posted here, would be like saying Facebook is responsible because a psychotic lunatic posted there. We have a captcha system in place to track it addresses of lunatics like that, and stop them from using proxies, however some users pay to skip the captcha, and use a proxy anyway. The payment system isn't made for criminals, it's so paid users can post quicker, and it also pays for the site to stay around. They do this to be able to make ad money even with paid users. Stop making us look like criminals.
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>>28981504
SHOOTER WAS NOT FROM /r9k/ OK BYE
>>28980074
Most negative posts here are made by trolls
>>28980289
Like this.
>>28980338
This one makes a good point.
>>28980605
Internet troll
>>28980789
Internet troll
>>28980789
Troll
>>28980790
Troll
>>28980789
These people are trolls, not psychotic criminals. On a rare occasion a real psychopath show up here, but we usually track their IP address if we're able to, and then we report them to the fbi. please stop making anonymous look like criminals.
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KILLKILLKILLKILL
NORMIE HEADS AND NORMIE GUTS I LOVE TO KILL A ROASTIE SLUT
>>28983113
This guy is the biggest transgender troll out there.
>>28983223
Please stop with the trolling. It doesn't make anonymous look good. If you keep posting shit like this, cnn will likely take it seriously, and then a make us look like criminals like they did the last time. You've got to remember that people who watch tv news generally have an IQ of a chimpanzee, so they will literally believe that Pepe the frog is a grinch in a ski mask, our uncles and grandparents are literally that stupid, so it doesn't help us to post sarcastic troll comments like these.
>>28980212
No one cares about sandniggers. Deal with it fag
>>28983442
Would you care if this qt and her equally cute siblings died?
>>28983383
I knew I was going to regret not using a proxy. Good job, you've figured out who I am, but I'm not a troll or a guy, and we need to rethink how we post when news media outlets come to 4chan. Honestly, I respect the fuck out of anonymous, which is why I'm saying this. It's good to get epic lulz, but this isn't the right thread to be doing that you guys. We're being interviewed by a news station that wants to make us look bad. Please don't give them fuel.
>>28980074
Yeah me and him fucked
>>28980074
Licklemypickle
>>28980151
post-tits or get the fuck out
>>28983619
Did he fuck your ass bareback? Did you cum buckets? Did you make out afterwards? We need details it's very important think of the children
>>28980878
oh god, I thought this post was nonsensical but now I get it
after she shot herself in the back of the head she was convulsing and making sounds like that gibberish in your post
Oh my god you're a sick fuck
what you've done is unacceptable I'm calling the cops kid sorry nothing personnel
hi mom
i am on a bait
>>28980074
You don't wanna investigate this any further, it goes deeper than you know.
There is a frog society, where the dankest and darkest reside, it is where the hacker known as 4chan lies, alongside almost every other school shooter and l33t hacker involved in numerous taliban operations with over 300 confirmed kills.
Even telling you this could get me killed, but just know; they are always watching.
They are legion, they do not forget.
mostly because they're all the size of elephants.
PENIS PENlS PENIS PENIS PENIS
aparently it was a confirmed prank to skip finals
>>28980194
Sucking cock obviously.
Thats the triumph card of any woman that wants to suceed without much effort
>>28980151
Okay, that's not funny.
I'm the real CNN.
>>28984893
It's always the video games!You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
Don't give this one attention. Even if she is a reporter, every time 4chan gets media attention it brings a horde of awful newfags down on this site. Sage.
So far the evidence has led me to believe that Hitler did nothing wrong, is this true?
>>28982491
Please be Brooke Baldwin please be Brooke Baldwin
>>28986182
Post preggo tits plz
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BETA UPRISING NOW
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>>28980074
>>28984994
It's true. the infamous crime lord known as 4chan wants to take over the entire internet in the name of Allah. He threatened to kill me if I didn't convert to Islam. 4chan is not a nice guy. If you don't convert to Islam, 4chan is going to send his hitmen to kill your friends and familly in the name of Allah.
Fuck off all reporters are parasites, OP from last night did what he did because of cunts like you always blaming the shooters. If you want the real answer then read "My Twisted World" by Elliot Rodger.
Now beat it.
>>28980151
>Tee-hee I'm a woman, don't hit on me silly bois.
/R9K/ WAS RIGHT AGAIN.
But seriously, if there are any news reporters on here this is a place filled with "creeps" and "losers". The rats and vermin of society.
Not that we chose it, but the role others have given us whether it's because of our mannerisms, appearance or failure to assimilate. We're the easiest targets.
With that in mind, I'd like to to and explain the potential logic behind some spree killings.
I can identify 3 main types;
>Political.
For example, the /pol/ guy in Norway or some shit, brievic. To him, it is less and spree and more of a war.
Political spree killers tend not to end their life, because they want to see the world they create, and inspire others.
>Infamy.
James Holmes. Straight up crazy, wanted fame and his name in the papers and shit. Thought it'd be funny (it kinda was).
And the last, and most common type, I'd like to nickname;
>Dead men walking.
Often white kid with shitty home lives, as well as school/work lives. Bullied to the point of mental breakage, any adults in their lives tend to be neglectful. They'll either have apathetic or unapproachable parents, their teachers will too, be apathetic at the least, hardcore feminist "He's white and male so he aint got no problems" at the worst. Believe me, I've seen teachers join in on the bullying sometimes.
The education administration tends to throw it's focus towards minorities rather than the full range of students, which could potential explain how most spree killers are white.
You need to understand. These kinds of killer fully intends to kill themselves.
The only problem?
If they do it, EVERYONE gets away with murder.
The parents, the teachers, the bullies.
So, the "dead man walking" killer decides that, before he kills himself, he needs to ensure that his murder doesn't go unpunished.
It will be easy to portray a killer as a monster.
But we'd never find the cause, or solution, to this problem then.
