Lemme see dat ass

*le wild gentleman appears*

Hello [her name] XD *adjusts tie*

I'm [your name] *wipes sweat off brow*

>>28980010
That's a quite realistic RL scenario

Ahh gurl is you the Gulf of Mexico? Cuz I wanna drill you and make a mess.

Why is your main picture of your lips? You trying to imply something?

>>28980179
That's a crop, she has also nice tits and face desu

>>28980179
Imply what?

Your comment is creepy as hell

"Why is you face so wide? Why don't you have a chin?"
You can thank me later.

>>28980234
Top kek, that's a good way to assert my dominance

>>28979640

*small talk*
sneak in "I bet you have to wear glasses because you were blinded by your own beauty"
*she giggles*
*continue smalltalk

>>28979640
soo... whats your favourite meme?

For a fat bird, you sure don't sweat much.