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HE FUCKING DID IT.
HE ACTUALLY DID IT!
THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN!
>>28979622
Screenshot
# thread anything???
>>28979644
I didn't cap the thread but it was that one guy last night in Cali said he was "going to do it."
>>28979622
Is this actually happening?
>>28979644
http://archive.is/v8GKq
somebody fbi-proofed the thread for us
>>28979768
YeS! Turn on CNN!
>>28979622
motherfucker on the screen looks like santangelo from the wire
Reports of two shooters. One male and one female.
>>28979814
he said santa cruz not ucla
>>28979872
1 or 2 shooters. One may be black.
it was on the side of CNN's site a moment ago, now it's the headline
>>28979890
Santa Cruz isn't too far from Los Angeles.
>>28979872
>female
Probably just some more sand nigger drone meats and not our robot
Some people on reddit that are stuck in UCLA are reporting 3-4 shooters.
>>28979622
once again, meme magic
Two are confirmed dead.
Guy should've done it on the anniversary of Elliot's uprising for extra impact.
>Tony Bamanaboni
The ASMRtist?
H A P P E N I N G
we're all being investigated by the FBI
B
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tbqvh family
LOL OL
LOL
LOL
HI CNN, HI MOM.
>>28980033
Yes, would you like some life insurance?
Also stop spamming Twitter that the shooters are from 4chan, faggots.
>>28980150
Aren't you from UCLA?
Absolute madman follows through!
Based!
I LOVE YOU A
>tfw FBI could release the history of my posts and the world would know how much of an edgelord i am
>>28980215
They also share your porn history and the exact amount of times you went to that one embarrassing website you want no one to know about.
>>28980176
No, papa.
>>28980258
Then you're not him
>>28980251
I'm fucked...
Thank god that i don't watch cuck porn or anything that deviant but i watch a lot of hardocre amateur with old women...
what actually happened?
>>28980295
I am not Pyrosanical.
L...E...G...E...N...D...A...R...Y
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posting in a beta uprising thread
hi mom
>>28979622
>2 victims
Come on mane
The two victims are confirmed to be male.
Why do all 4chan beta shooters suck dick at shooting?
A 14 year old edgelord could easily kill more people, especially since they're like 2-3 shooters or whatever people are saying.
Also, Hello FBI.
One victim may be one of the shooters.
Stop shooting people you whiny little faggots.
>>28979940
Lol yeah it is get a map. They're in two completely different regions of the state.
>>28980566
fuck off faggots, white kid catch them all
>>28980508
>implying hiroshima isn't already selling our data to every advertising company and government agency in existence
>>28980591
Meh. Someone could have been dedicated enough to travel.
>>28979940
Santa Cruz is really fucking far from LA, asshat. Over 300 miles.
mfw this happens again, and some idiot media figures start making dumb accusations towards 4chan.
>>28980566
Stop torturing people you stupid fucking asshole.
ALL THESE NEWFAGS BUTHURT OVER SHOOTING LUL GO BACK TO /r/imapussy
SANTA CRUZ IS OVER 300 MILES AND MILLIONS OF PEOPLE AWAY FROM UCLA
OP BTFO
>inb4 hurr durr his dying wish was to mildly confuse people before he died in a gunfight
No
He would have trolled harder if he was going to go out that way
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/jun/01/ucla-shooting-active-shooter-campus-engineering-building
>two men were shot
>men
Anon is not even targeting roasties???
>this whole board
ayy lmao
Okay, last nights anon didn't do anything, it was a murder suicide, no more shooters... Go home, it's over. A shame.
>>28979872
Fox confirmed there were 2 males
>>28980650
Fuck, California is big.
>>28979622
Your country is fucking garbage.
Everything from AMERICA is FUCKING GARBAGE.
How many times do I have to say this;
AMERICA IS A SHIT HOLE
Fuck all of you for thinking Canada is "irrelevant"
Seriously, if I could, I would each and very single one of you the middle finger.
Fuck it.
I'd actually just punch the shit out of you, you fat fucks. You deserve it for being a nation built on EVIL.
You have estrogen in your water for fucks sake.
And yet, you have THE FUCKING GALL TO CALL CANADA AN "IRELEVANT" COUNTRY?
FUCK YOU.
If I could run across a football field and punch all of you in the fucking face, really fucking hard, I would.
Yes you fat fucks, in the superior country of CANADA, we can run the length of a field due to having fitness standards.
Also all of your women are slutty as fuck.
In Canada, our women are raised with traditional values. They could also eat the fuck out of yours too, due to all your women being fat as fuck, or small and slutty, making them mobile/easy to carry as they go around fucking everything in sight, as typical with American women.
A nations values are based on how strong our family values are; and evidently with divorce being as high as it is in USA, you people are a ruinous country.
Have fun getting distracted by your liberal news, your cancerous and racist right wing, and our dumb pop culture while the Canadians continue to excel in strides.
Lol fuck America, and fuck all the Americans reading this comment.
You are all high octane cancer.
You fat fucks are more harmful for the planet than the last 20 war lingering civilizations combined.
When we start to colonize space, don't be surprised when the superior CANADIAN military gets the jump on you and destroys you in the void of space.
We'll inherit the galaxy while you stay on the earth, getting fatter and sluttier.
Haha, stupid fat ass Americans.
Get fucked.
You can't call yourself a real """"""country"""""" when you have the chance of getting shot at.
>>28981222
Hey man I'm Canadian too, please stop acting like a dick and calm down. To everyone else sorry for this dude he's not representative of the rest of us. Btw we have slutty women and out of shape people just like every country, gotta get back to my crappy landscaping job now bye guys
>>28981222
Beat us in a war then pussy
Masulinity dominates all but a cuck like you would never understand that
Get fucked irrelevent unamerican loser
>>28981301
We beat you in 1812, you retarded fat fuck. We can do it again.
And next time, the only thing We'll be interested in is WATCHING AMERICA BURN TO THE FUCKING GROUND.
Oh, you think I'm the only one like this?
HAHAHAH.
No, no, no.
You silly fat fuck; there are MANY of us.
All over Canada. You think this "shitposting Canadian meme" that circulates around here is a fucking joke?
No.
We legitimately hate you. ALL OF YOU.
Some of my countrymen may not be as versed or fluent in voicing this sentiment, but it's truth.
A large majority of us despise your guts. You have shat upon the world with your "wars" for oil and food, and disrespected the integrity of my nation for so fucking long that the hate just grew and grew.
Everytime I see a fucking American, all I can feel is blinding hate.
You people always think that you're so much better than us, and that you're hot shit.
All i can say, is that when the day of your fall finally comes; many of my countrymen/women and I will gladly join in and brutally kill and rape you all.
>>28981299
You deserve nothing but a swift death, you traitorous scum bag.
You're the reason why nobody thinks we're relevant; because people like you have allowed he AMERICAN influence that has dominated our country to sway and dismantle your patriotism and confidence.
You fucking cuck.
You disgusting mongrel.
You slime of a whore.
You cum covered pop tart.
YOU are the reason Canada is the way it is.
>>28981350
>Canadian women will rape me
Thanks canabro
>>28981350
The fuck did I do? I just made a thread about a shooting, no need to get so upset Cucknadian.
>>28981448
Get fucked you fat cuck.
You are literally cancer and salt water upon the many green grasses of the earth.
The last 20 civilizations that were bent on war and destruction weren't nearly as cancerous as you.
Fuck off. I hope America gets destroyed soon.
>>28981448
>The fuck did I do?
these are for you mcnulty
>>28981491
>>28981485
What? Do you have a learning disability or something, eh?
>>28981350
Calm down Canada we know you can't do anything. Your Prime Minister is too busy bending over and apologizing to everyone while we're going to get Lord Trump the Great.
>>28981541
That isn't me, fat ass.
This is;
>>28981485
You're American """""""""""""education""""""""""""" is showing
>>28981541
No I just had a glimmer of hope you were referencing a tv show. im not the angry autist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xR-FLwonazA
>>28981448
If anything, you should thank this guy. He's going to get enough responses to bump this thread up to the top for a good 300+ responses if the easily triggered yanks see this
>>28981590
No u.
This comment is original, friends.
Hi FBI!!! Hi reporters!!!
If this comment gets read on CNN/FOX then i just want you to know this.
ALL NORMIES NEED TO BE SENT TO CAMPS AND ALL STACIES SHOULD BE USED AS COMFORT WOMEN FOR US ROBOTS
>>28981713
You forgot to REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FOX NEWS IS JEWISH NIGGER MEDIA
GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW
>>28981816
Israel is not diverse enough. They need to stop being so racist and benefit from diversity by allowing Arab and African refugees into their homes.
>>28981448
>>28981485
>>28981541
>>28981568
I've been seeing this alot lately.
People claiming to be canadian, and posting shit about how much they hate everyone. It's a little spooky because three weeks ago there was nothing like this, and certainly not with this frequency.
and I've been here for a long-ass time.
>>28980832
>current year and not getting the elliot rodger meme he was referencing
your newfriend is showing
only 2 dead?
step yo game up robots
>>28981590
Oh hey asian masculinity.
You guys haven't fucked off yet?
>>28981915
>claiming to be
Fuck off.
You fat fucks think you're hot shit, but really you're all pathetic and little people.
Also, to all the people saying I'm a "false flag", kindly fuck yourselves.
This is how bad American influence has shat on us, now no matter what we do, we're always lumped together with these walking lard balls.
So FUCK YOU.
Canada is better, whether you want to admit it or not.
>>28982014
I'm canadian, dipshit.
you probably hate white people. That's my guess.
Because I've been ALL OVER the us m8, and americans / canadians have a great deal in common in terms of the people. In fact, when I go down to oklahoma or texas, the people are pretty much the exact same as saskatchewan.
Allowing for some minor differences, the people are exactly the same.
Which leaves me to believe you're a buttblasted minority, probably mainland chinese with that obnoxious attitude.
>>28979622
THE MADMAN
HE DID IT
THE FIRE RISES
Posting Pepe in all shooter threads, only you can save him from his normie fate
>>28982248
>being this cucked by America
You're no Canadian. Go suck some more American dick.
>>28982420
Oh yeah?
what about the british guy you were being a cunt to yesterday?
or am I a brit-cuck too?
>>28981350
>We beat you in 1812, you retarded fat fuck.
No, that was the British Army. Cucknadians aren't even allowed to have a military, only "forces" lmao
>We can do it again.
Lmao, no you couldn't. You cucks don't even have nukes
>>28981350
>We legitimately hate you. ALL OF YOU.
That's why every movie in your theaters is American and all the music you listen to is American.
Stay cucked, buddy
t. american in your caliphate atm
Ignore the cucknadian
Offical rolecall, report in niggers
>>28982640
/tv/ outchea
The fire truly rises
>>28981992
Beta white cuck confirmed
>>28982640
/clg/ here
why can't you virgins just get laid or something lol
>>28982640
>>28982562
>>28982611
Ignore him, brothers across the border.
He posts this kind of shit everyday.
Pretty sure it's someone from /asian masculinity/
>"active" shooter
>it was a murder suicide and the shooter killed himself almost immediately
Only 2? Step your game up senpai.
Posting in ebin thread for FBI
Please put my gif on the news
>>28981350
Make like a tree and leaf.
>>28981350
lol the only way to get in the us from canada is through detroit you wouldnt stand a chance NIGGER
Holy shit I'm so glad it was a murder suicide and not something that the media could spin into being a WHITE MALE MASSACRE
we're so close to winning
I know it would've been devastating but part of me kind of wanted it to have been Milo that did it
>>28981222
>You can't call yourself a real """"""country"""""" when you have the chance of getting shot at.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_massacres_in_Canada
>>28981373
Lol this guy is probably wheezing so hard right now
>>28981350
Lol when did this become a cringe bread guys??
>>28981350
Sorry guys, our autistic shitposters are striking again
>>28982869
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_massacres_in_Canada
>MFW the rest of the world learns about robert pickton.
THAT. Motherfucker. Was crazy.
So...
White people thread?
>>28982925
delete this plz. it's embarassing
>>28981590
>You're American education is showing
>You're
tokpep
>>28983277
i can't do that. sorry famalam
>>28981222
How many Canadian dollars does it cost to buy a two bed one bath in Canada? A million? A million and a half?
Holy fuck, I visited the thread yesterday night but immediately dismissed it as a troll.
I could've posted and made history.
