BETA UPRISING GOING ON GUYS REEEEEEE
http://sputniknews.com/us/20160601/1040625671/ucla-lockdown.html
>>28978798
God damn it would you faggots quit shooting up the place when she rejects you
>be american
>get shot
muh freedoms
>shooting at engineering
Why is it always the fucking engiefags? You'd never see this from a med student.
>Two Reportedly Injured
You know you're a loser fuck up when the supreme gentleman BTFOs your K/D ratio.
>>28978907
>be european
>get kebabed
muh sensible restrictions
>>28978798
>http://sputniknews.com/us/20160601/1040625671/ucla-lockdown.html
TWO? Was he using a fucking flintlock?? REEEEE
I cannot fucking wait. I hope he breaks the record. I hope the ones dead are king and queen of the normies.
>>28978798
DIE NORMIE SCUM REEE
Weee ooo weeee ooo weee ooooo
We're in lockdown
weee ooo weee oo wee oooo
Please go enter the nearest classroom
weee ooo wee ooo wee ooo
>>28978917
>you never see this from a med student
Gee, I wonder why people learning how to save lives are less likely to go around murdering people.
>>28978798
She's cute, what's that from?
>>28978989
It's a you howmo
>>28978989
Search the image in the archives, someone posted her video
>>28978989
https://st3.fileurl.link/file/MjAxNjAyMjEyMy9jaGF0dXJiYXRlX2xhbmFfcmFpbl9nZW5kZXJmZW1hbGVfYWdlMjBfMjAxNjAyMjEyMzUzMDI3NQ==/
here you go Anon
GET THEM ALL, MY BROTHA. GET THEM ALL.
>not taking both the swat team and the students hostage
>not offering the students the option of going free if they dig the swats' graves
>when they refuse, not giving the same option to the cops, who eagerly start digging
>not waiting until they're done, then shooting them and burying them in the graves they dug
>not turning to the students and saying "now you see why we do what we do"
>>28978798
whats the current high score?
gkjhgjkhg
>Be American
>Get shot
>Be american
>Boil water in a microwave
FUCKING NORMANS LOCKING THE DOOR TO DEFEND THEMSELVES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28978798
Finally! We wait for it too long!
>>28979068
>tfw the shooter is in your classroom and you just locked yourself in
>>28979019
Thanks, Anon. I love you guys.
>>28979111
Americans aren't smart creatures.
>>28979057
IIRC, Cho got 32. Including himself makes 33.
Christ I was legitimately worried that it was the UCLA that my brother goes too in UK
Makes you think
>>28979057
American or international? Breivik if international, with about 80 kills. Cho is still US champ, I believe.
>>28978798
ENOUGH. Deltas must rise against the autistic betas. The alphas won't do shit as they're fucking their Stacies. The gammas are at home jerking off. So let us all neutralize this shitshow. As soon as the alphas start whining and rising we shoot 'em down, too.
HELL YEAH! FUCK SHIT UP MY NIGGA!
TAKE OUT THE JOCKS AND STACEYS YOU GOT THIS BRAH!
>>28978798
>Beta uprising
More like
>My life is a shithole and I never want to take responsibility for my failures so I punish those who aren't failures
The best part of these is that the beta faggot kills himself. One less faggot in the world.
>>28979019
can someone timestamp OP pic?
>>28978798
You beat me to it you fuck
sup dudes
>>28979129
>>28979139
not bad...
jKJHHhjk
>>28979058
What's wrong with boiling water in a microwave
>>28979173
Just how mad are you faggot?
>>28979181
hey guy
wuts uppp?
>>28979174
1h:08m more or less
>>28978989
>she
Oh boy are you in for a surprise m8
>>28979209
>Be American
>Don't know what a kettle is
>>28979181
What kind of gun are you using?
>>28979181
I hope everything turn out well for you :^)
>>28979209
The water cells burst from the radiation and you don't get as many nutrients.
>>28979173
Lmao I bet you're a libertarian
Is this the guy who posted last night saying he 'had enough'?
>>28979215
Stfu b8a faggot. We all know you'd cry like a bitch if an autist so much as waved a gun in your general direction.
>>28979224
ty mein familia.
GUYS
OP FROM LAST NIGHT DID IT
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Open this in the archive
>>28963757
>>28978798
Which one of you sick fucks did this?
I hope your asshole gets raped in prison if you don't end up killing yourself, you give /r9k/ a bad name.
>>28979240
Why would I use something that takes longer
>>28979273
Stop making a complete edgy fool out of yourself.
>>28979219
I'm in the dorms but was just told to go to my room
Shit is poppin
>>28979261
are you retarded or just low on chromosomes???
>>28979289
shut up you stupid little normie faggot
>>28979273
I would at least.
>>28979264
The Santa Cruz guy?
>>28979289
This toxic cesspit gives itself a bad name
>>28979299
i miss having bomb threats and shit in high school. also fights. goddamn college is boring
>>28979261
Get this broscience bullshit outta here
>>28979181
ROBOT DOWN
GET THE WHITENER
>>28979296
>edgy
>merely stating a simple fact
>>28979224
when did ahegao become such a fucking meme?
No one does that shit IRL.
>>28979318
Can't be the same guy, Santa Cruz is like 300 miles from LA.
>mfw I live in Santa Cruz
Santa Cruz guy, if you're here, what specific area should I steer clear of? I won't turn you in. You wouldn't want to hurt a fellow robot would you? :^)
>>28979299
Man lucky you. I'd love to miss my accounting class today.
>tfw my college is not "college" enough to have a shooting.
>>28978917
Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer, and that means I solve problems. Not problems like "what is beauty", because that would fall within the purview of conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems. For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean Chads and Stacies from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?
The answer? Use a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun.
>>28979395
Virgin identified.
[Original Post]
He actually did it. What a madman you are Anon
>>28979181
if you're the shooter, you should know you're an omega faggot.
I hope you kill yourself.
Watching CNN right now. Part of me hopes it was Shooter OP because if there were coincidentally 2 random people who had the same sick idea that's really fucked up.
Seriously fuck that shooter if it's that OP.
>>28979395
>no one does that
and thats how i know youre a virgin kek
Before its deleted/removed from desu archive
Op shooter thread:
http://archive.is/v8GKq
Pop pop pop watchin normies drop
>>28979450
>aperture sticker
cringed desu senpai
>>28979448
He's not the shooter. He's one of the students, you idiot. Stop looking for reasons to be a fuckwad.
>>28979428
Jesus christ. It makes so much sense now.
>>28979421
I have a presentation due tomorrow that I was going to cram today, aint getting shit done now
Stupid shooter couldn't postpone his uprising one day
>>28979448
kys normie REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
asfg
>>28979450
Fuck off normie we're not on Facebook here
There's no need to act as if you didn't want soething like this
>>28979491
still a faggot though
>>28979450
how old is your TV
>>28979488
Is there anything left that doesn't make someone cringe these days? Cringing itself is such a meme anyway.
>>28979478
Who is this semen demon?
OG comment
>>28979518
Probably early 2000's but i'm a poorfag so yeah
>>28979520
"Cringe" at this point is a smug "le redditor xD" meme that spread around and is used by pretty much everyone. "Cringe" used to be an empathic term, not what these fucking idiots twisted it into.
>>28979553
rip ;_;
if the shooter is indeed OP from last night thread, shit's gonna get real around here
>>28978935
>be american
>60% white
b-but europeans are such cu-cucks a...amirite bois? bois?
>>28979538
No idea
Cundh
>>28978798
>http://sputniknews.com/us/20160601/1040625671/ucla-lockdown.html
"Active shooter."
Fucking newspeak. What, as opposed to a passive shooter?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuEQixrBKCc
>>28979587
>>28979538
a slut from mexico
she is known as "moar" in hispachan
>>28979520
>>28979563
prime examples of cringe
>>28979506
>>28979491
Not really, being such a beta that you take your anger out on other innocent people is probably one of the most pathetic acts you can do.
>>28978917
Engineering:
>1 girl for 50 guys
Med:
>1 girl for 1 guy
What the fuck do you think, faggot?
>>28979623
Is that a poor attempt at a joke or are you retarded?
>>28979520
Internet critique is the new, cool, and hip may may.
>>28978798
>posting threads like this.
>reveling in death & domestic terrorism.
It's time to shut down r9k.
get ready for wave two, boys
oregon was wave one, who knows what this will bring to this place
>>28979585
>a region that was not originally inhabited by Europeans isn't all full of Europeans
Meanwhile yurofags are spreading their buttholes for donkey fuckers
>>28979457
eyes rolling in the back of their head for a second, I'll give you, that's pretty normal. but she's clearly doing that face to specifically pander to her weebs benefactors.
No one does that stupid face in real life.
>>28979623
As in the shooting is still going on and the shooter has not been caught. It is to clarify that the shooting did not happen past tense.
>>28979642
It can't get any worse, right?
It's OP from last night only shit
>>28979655
why do you care so much? must be time to adjust your autism meds.
>tfw live in Canada
>I can live without the fear of being shot like america
>I can live without the fear of being jihaded like yuropoors
Truly a great day to be a part of the true north strong and free.
this was a fucking thread last night
OP must of went through with his "drea"
>>28979727
>>28979761
Have a link to the archives? Seems like I missed it.
>>28979738
>trudeau wants to take in syrians
DUDE WEED LMAO
>>28979727
That's what I think.
>>28979779
it's in pasted in this fucking thread
http://archive.is/v8GKq
>>28979780
>We already have
>Nothing bad has happened
Truly we are the master race of all things political and humanitarian.
>>28979738
I've never been afraid of being shot. The chances are so ridiculously low. I'm more likely to die from aspirin.
>>28979779
see
>>28979477
oregano comment fuck off
>>28978798
I find it amazing this board hates normies for being "controlled by the lust" when most of you want to kill people because you can't fuck Stacey
it's been nearly a fucking DECADE since that slanty-eyed chink scored 33 in virginia
what the fuck, why is nobody able to beat a chink that barely even spoke english and failed all his classes?
>aren't you afraid of walking outside right now
>I am concerned but I'm more afraid of missing my finals
Fucking normies
>>28979779
>>28979798
link to actual thread:
>>28963757
>>28979799t
makes sense as long as you aren't taking in them by the millions with no checks at all
>>28979738
I'd rather be shot than get cucked you maple syrup drinking faggot; actually I'd rather be shot than be an useless canadian.
What is even the point of your shitty country, nothing relevant ever comes out of that shithole.
>>28978798
Stop it!
You'll shut the whole site down you fucking autists
>>28978798
LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD LADS
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3HNZrHZ0-xI
please tell me someone didn't post on /r9k/ before this happened, I don't want another normalfag shitstorm
>>28979839
>word to dah wise! remembah planet vegeta
>>28979864
They did, here is the thread
>>28963757
>>28978798
CNN is now monitoring this thread and airing it on the news, and I hope you all know that Asuka is the worst fucking girl in Evangelion, period. Look at what a little slut she is
Rei and Kaworu are bests, everyone else is irrelevant
I hope to god this gets on the news.
>>28979173
>>28979273
>>28979289
>>28979391
>>28979448
>>28979450
>>28979515
>>28979633
>>28979641
You're just jealous because you don't have the balls to do it and will never be as awesome as him >:^)
>>28979905
Fuck everything. Will we ever find peace?
>>28979054
You stole that from a nazi
Doing the same with Russians and jews
>>28979864
this place is going to be like yik yak real soon. we'll have to surrender our name and phone number to use it
>>28979812
that just goes to show that cho was a fucking beast. you dont keep high scores for ten years running for no reason.
>>28979864
it has already begun. it is coming. the enemy ranks will be at our doorstep within a fortnight
>>28979810
I find it amazing that normalfags keep prodding the Hornets nest after we keep showing you what we're capable of.
>>28979905
w-woah I posted in happening thread. (before it happened)
They just confirmed 2 dead
Why can't you Americans be organized and do all your rampages at one time?
>wants to fight back against the "normies"
>kills 2 engineering students
why do people suck so bad?
>>28978798
Who is this roastie in the pic
>>28979450
I recognize that tv
How's basement life?
>>28979933
teehee so edgy. most of you aren't capable of this though. this is a wet dream to 90% of you. I mean props to the ones that nut up and do it, but it happens so infrequently that is worth prodding the pussy nest
put me in the screencap you redditor fags.
/r/4chan sucks balls, just like their faggoty 12 year old admins.
>CNN monitoring this bread
HAHA THEY WENT STRAIGHT HERE
>>28979906
Asuka is overrated.
/r9k/ is on TV!!!!
>>28979990
It's been better. Still broke.
>>28980000
QUADS CONFIRMED NUMALE LEFTIST KEKBOI HIVEMIND CUM GUZZLING WOMEN PANDERING NIGGER FEARING REDDIT SCUM B T F O
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>>28980000
eternal GET of truth
>>28980018
any livestream linkz???
Face it, the two normie students probably deserved it.
>>28979450
dude, my 90 year old grandparents who dont even know how to use a TV have a 55 inch widescreen flat LED and they live of pension
one of these days, this place is gonna get shut down because of these faggots.
anyone got a link to a stream?
>>28979841
I swear if 4chan shuts down because of this shit
>>28979992
Mass shooters usually kill nerds only
Normies don't have to worry. Just look at Elliot not a single Chad or Stacey among his victims
NORMIES DESERVE TO DIE AIR THIS CNN YOU KEKS
>>28979209
The water warms unevenly in a microwave, which makes it cool down faster.
Boiling with a kettle warms water evenly, keeping it warmer, longer.
>>28980035
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WB2fOk19Iao
Shooter confirmed for /r9k/ frogposter, are they now talking to students
MOM LOOK AT ME I'M ON TV!
>>28980002
Oh fuck off, not this shit again please.
>>28979661
No such clarification is needed. Verb tenses convey that information unambiguously already.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkhUivqzWv0
>>28979992
>people dying is worth some small amusement that failed normalfags feel for annoying robots
Yeah I'm thinking you don't deserve to live. And you're deluded if you think literally anyone isn't capable of snapping and pulling a trigger on people.
>>28980056
Nah, it won't. /r9k/ didn't shut down when a robot shot up an Oregon community college
Shooter
>white male
> 6ft tall
LANKLETS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT.
Best girl reporting for (news) duty!
>>28980072
fucking frogposters goddamn it!!!
>>28980018
wouldnt be the first time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU4W0ef2654
>>28979905
If this is true, this is awesome, I got the first fucking reply.
AMA
>>28979978
/r9k/ worships that gentleman guy who is a complete normalfag except for being a virgin, and who killed his NEET perma virgins asian roomates. Even if I know that half the people in this thread are just being edgy for the sake of it, slowly but surely a large portion of /r9k/ have been infested with complete hypocritical cunts
FUCK NOW ALL OF THE NORMIES ARE GOING TO INVADE AGIN FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
>>28980068
Why would I want to keep my water boiling hot. I can't drink that shit.
>living the fucking drea
>only 2
adjusted for previous attempts, that's a fucking minus kdr
fuck you /r9k/ why do you kill innocent people? They had lives, families, friends.
Normies always win in the end. ER took out a bunch of asian nerds and a few ugly girls. This guy killed 2 engineering nerds. Never has a house party, a frat, a sorority been shot up. Never has a good looking person been shot. Only nerds that had just as bad as a life if not worse than the shooter. Good job guys.
NOTICE ME CNN
Kek 4chan is totally getting shut down because of >muh shootings
>>28980089
>Yeah I'm thinking you don't deserve to live.
wew anon wew. go ahead and snap then and prove that this is that spooky scary normie slaying hornets nest that you so desperately want it to be. the odds i'll survive are pretty high. until then eat a dick and realize>>28979810 is pretty much right
Shine on you crazy diamond.
Make the Supreme Gentleman proud.
>>28980125
You didn't even read his manifesto
this is some cringeworthy reporting CNN holy shit
>>28980158
Im wondering how many shooters are told something like this.
>>28980092
I don't know man, what if they let it go the first time but now it's been enough?
Has 4chan been mentioned om CNN? I haven't been watching
>>28980186
>Has 4chan been mentioned om CNN?
no
>>28980152
Usually I'd call the people talking about 4chan getting shut down fucking retarded but all the other escapades so far have been with moot
What if Hiro doesn't know how to handle it?
>>28980174
a shooter going by the name "four-chan"
maybe Canada has loads of shootings and we just dont here about it cuz the governments got an iron fist on the media
Im gonna be on the news! I hope more Chads are murdered...
>>28980174
WHERE YOU FUCKING NIGGER I"M SEEING THE LIFE STREAM AND IDON"T SEE ANYTHING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28980207
is he also a hacker?
>>28978917
Is engineering the most dangerous major(s)? I-i am starting Computer Engineering next semester. P-please don't shoot.
>>28980221
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WB2fOk19Iao
>>28980205
nah he wants his personal info money
CNN is here, post smug.
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>>28980174
does cnn have a livestream covering this shit?
>>28980239
Smugbot reporting in
>>28979019
is the retarded audio mandatory?
>fbi agents are here again
CAREFUL WHAT YOU POST ROBOTS
>>28980232
If a shooting happens just scream REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE at him and he'll let you go
>>28979906
>Look at what a little slut she is
How is this a bad thing?
>>28980249
https://youtu.be/WB2fOk19Iao
guys i just joined, what the fuck is going on?
is someone from /r9k/ shooting up a school?
>>28980253
Smug Beato, standing by.
How you holding up, Nep?
>>28979906
No
Rei > Asuka
>>28980239
smug homer reporting for duty
>>28980239
homu x madoka witnessed
>>28980239
I dont know what to do anon
>>28980239
Smugblox
CNN, can you destroy this website so i can finally be free?
so, another loser who shot two of his losers schoolmates?
>>28980270
It's the beta uprising, Jerry. THE BETA UPRISING.
>>28980261
His nerves will probably be through the roof. He'll probably just blow my brains out at the sound of me screeching.
>>28980310
The victims deserved to die, they were Californian normie subhumans.
dam
oregano
>>28980239
smug bort reporting
>>28980311
explain please. is someone from here shooting up that place?
>>28980239
Skeins
>>28980239
HELLO CNN! WICH 2HU WUD U FUK?
>>28980239
HELLO CNN I SUCK COCK AND SO DO YOU
Nobody cared who OP was until he put on the gun.
DELETE /r9k/
this place is a hazard
>Campus filled with cameras
>Campus filled with people
>Campus swarming with cops
>Can't find the guy
Hold shit americucks get it together
There is absolutely no proof whatsoever that CNN is monitoring this thread.
>>28980239
Aye.
I just want everyone to know I lick my pet snails.
Hey CNN I officially representing /r9k/
I'd like t say that we fully support the shooter and we also hate women and minorities. Normies get red pilled or fuck off
Also pepe is our meme and normies should stop fucking using it.
>>28978798
way to go guys, i almost got worried something happened to the burgertown blues
Here's a gaping anus for CNN
>>28980346
FORGOT SMUG
WE BETA UPRISING NOW
>>28980239
stay smugziez
>>28980239
Hey mom look, I'm on TV!
Y E S
E
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ANOTHER SHOOTING
>>28980367
NICE TRY CNN
CNN is here?
ONS VIR JOU, SUID AFRIKA
>>28980367
Stop being so shy CNN.
>>28980261
Just say something like FUCKING NORMIEEEEEEE or sumshit
>>28980228
anonymous hacker known as 4chan who does not forgive or forget and has over 9000 penises
U really want this shithole to shut down huh?
WOW I SURE HATE NIGGERS
JEWS TOO
>>28980367
CNN please go.
>>28980431
t. tumblr pro
>>28980292
how do mr.simp
Hey CNN, I know the name of the guy. He's called Morton, last name 'Wood'
>>28980361
>Dr. Pavel, I'm CNN
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Nice reporting CNN. Keep up the good work
>>28979428
>Engie was a beta the whole time
pic is me right now lol
>>28980431
It won't get shut down and if it does everyone would fuck off to wiz, infinity, master, or one of the others. When will they learn that you can't get rid of people that literally do nothing but use the internet all day.
>>28978798
Was shooting normies part of your plan?
cnn in a nutshell:
"We do not forgive, we do not forget, we have 9000 penises and are raping audiences with our reporting"
>>28980367
Go home CNN-kun
Obama please don't take my board
>>28980450
whats up
oregano
>>28980431
why would we be scared.it ain't us that's hsooting the godamn school,we ain't isis,just because a beta went mad doesn't mean the whole pool catched fire,understand?
>>28980451
Oh man, the Egg is at it again!
>>28980477
Yeah, you're right anon. sorry...
>>28980072
Lmao they're actually going through twitter pictures and asking engineering students about it
>this top level reporting
>>28980366
holy crackers americunts
>>28980473
Too soon
bloxx
THIS IS FOR YOU CNN
HOPE YOU LIKE IT, I SURE DO, MASTURBATING TO IT NOW