>take Chads advice and start talking to girls
>not funny, entertaining, or witty, but manage to make it so they dont completely hate me
>end up asking out girls from every venue from uni to clubs to bars to social events to hobby circles
>they all grimace or immediately say no when I suggest, ask, or tell them we should go on a date
>this has happened 32 times
>go back to Chad
>just hang in there bro ;)
Sorry but I realize that after a certain point, it isnt for me. If I try to learn guitar for two years and it doesnt come to me at all, then I can't do it.
Similarly, you should understand when enough is enough. You normalfags are fucking animals. Mindless retards who don't have any emotion, empathy, or understanding of what goes on.
>>28977950
The secret is to not be a complete waste of a human. Become interesting, read books and pick up a hobby or two. If all you do is sit around feeling sorry for yourself, why should a girl be interested?
>>28977989
>uuuugh hurrr *adjusts glasses* i read books im smart and have hobbies, interested miss?
>>28977989
Thanks for proving my point retard.
>become interesting
I run a business and base jump and do parkour for fun
>pick up a hobby or two
So you missed to section where I said
>end up asking out girls from every venue from uni to clubs to bars to social events to hobby circles
>hobby circles
>if all you do is sit around feeling sorry for yourself
You sound like a retarded monkey from Facebook and should go back where you came from
Please provide a typical encounter from those 32. Also the exact phrases you've said to them.
>>28978084
What makes OPs scenario so unbelievable to you that you think he needs to elaborately point out how it happened?
You just gave up too early anon. You can't always run in head first. Sometimes you have to sit down and think about what you need to do.
The only real thing you need is the drive and you'll eventually make it.
>>28978107
Just world fallacy. Also normies always gotta blame someone
>>28978107
He might be omitting some details that present him in autistic light. Girls won't be dating a permanently sad man.
>>28978039
OMG HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
YEAH YOU PUT THAT EXTRA SAUCE ON THE FOOD. YEAH. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF YOU RUN OUT. JUST GIVE ME SOME OF THAT SAUCE. YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
>>28977950
Did you have a teacher for guitar or did you try to self learn?
A good teacher is very important for stuff like learning a musical instrument. Make or break your attempt.
>>28978130
I thought about it for years, and prepared myself for years.
>>28978134
Feels like it. I'm going to try to remember what I said though to tell him.
>>28978084
Well normally I'd be on decent terms with them first so basically I'd try to form some sort of shallow bond with them first but not enoguh to be friendzoned, then I'd say something like "hey, let's go on a date" when I felt like she liked me enough.
I tried the raw approach a few times too though, which mostly was just me trying to get to know her for a few minutes and then inviting her to go skydiving for a date or to a concert or something. 70% of the girls I asked out grimaced at my mere consideration on the matter.
I guess if it's somehow still my fault, then I don't see it.
>>28978164
self learning, like most people do
>>28978210
>70% of the girls I asked out grimaced
There is definitely something you are doing wrong. We can't know from your posting, though. You have to be brave enough for some introspection and figure out what you need to improve on.
Or, if you have a Chad friend, just ask him to observe you getting shot down and then ask him what you did wrong.
>>28978163
desu desu wat
>>28978210
Bro you needed a teacher. Most people don't manage much doing self learning. And not just some college aged kid from music school or something, a teacher who performs publicly somewhat regularly. Not a superstar by any means, but a professional.
Lessons like that might cost $25 per lesson, and you have one lesson a week. It's well worth it, they give you a direction to go in and catch any bad habits you form early on.
It's probably too late now, but if you ever pick up the guitar again, try lessons. Guitar is common and it's easy to find a local pro teacher.
take lots of steroids
become a chad in two years of solid workouts.
Then if you have autistic conversations it won't matter
>>28978246
I did ask a Chad to watch me, and he said he didn't know what the problem is. I am not a normalfag, so I do introspection daily
>>28978307
>Bro you needed a teacher. Most people don't manage much doing self learning
It'd be great if someone told me this when I was 17-19 trying to learn it. I saw all of these asian and white guitar guys on youtube and assumed they learned through hard work learning on their own.
>>28978399
Chads just use basic conversation because they're good looking.
Not people to take advice from unless you become a CHAd like I suggested here >>28978343
>>28978343
>>28978457
is that what you did anon?
>>28977950
You were not urself enough, bro.
>>28978485
Yes,
Suddenly everything I say has become interesting.
>>28978399
Then do it again, and ask another Chad to observe.
>just do it again
>just keep going
>just be yourself
>>28978546
Repeating the same action over and over expecting different results is insanity.
You're supposed to analyse how things went down and correct your errors, though some girls just won't be into you and there's nothing you can do. The fact you counted '32' suggests you're coming at it from the wrong frame of mind, or you're full of shit.
To everyone; its natural for a guy to talk to a girl in his vicinity. You know how weird you squirm inside when you see a nice girl hanging nearby. That's because it is strange to not talk to her. So talk to her and don't be hell bent on picking her up.
>>28978399
Its because you're ugly; because of this girls will always be at a distance and things will be much harder for you in terms of relationships
>>28978485
Keep in mind it took me two years of working out 5x a week and taking lots of drugs to get this way and I'm only now seeing results.
>>28978579
>You're supposed to analyse how things went down and correct your errors
I always assumed this by default. I'm not retarded. Corrected approaches didn't work. Also different girls have different preferences anyways.
>The fact you counted '32' suggests you're coming at it from the wrong frame of mind
Well I know how many girls I've asked out, I didn't count them consciously, I just dont have shit memory
>>28978602
>>28978610
What's your opinion on this asshole >>28978579
>>28978579
>so talk to her
Most of the time I have nothing to say to her anyways. You sound extremely obnoxious
I made it, anon. So can you. Just be persistent and don't ever stop trying. You'll make some girl happy some day.
>>28978706
Die and burn in hell.
>>28978660
pretty generic advice that can be pretty much applied to anything.
Ignoring appearance what separates Chad is they're comfortable being overtly sexual from the beginning. I was scared as fuck from doing this when I started.
>>28978728
Why? I gave legit advice to someone that needed it. I speak from experience.
>>28977950
Have you tried some youtube tutorials on picking up girls? If you have guts to come up to 32 girls you can do it. When you ask out 1000 girls and they all refuse you write a book about it and commit suicide
>>28978765
The best advice is to come from similar peole in similar situations, which is why so many robots on this board were able to get gfs in 2014 and prior, because they had that comradery and collective experiences and fuckups they could share, instead of some smug chad liek you coming in acting liek he knows everything giving obnoxious diatribes for "advice"
You have no place here and are not wanted here.
Basically all the guys I know that are in relationships just "fell" into them, I'm serious. It just "happens" for normal people. That was the final straw for me, I gave up on approaching random girls and trying to get their numbers. Even if I was a 10/10 there would still be a low success rate because the stars basically have to align perfectly. You have to approach the right girl, with the right look, at the right time, with the right words, and she also has to be single or available. Good luck.
>>28978846
This is true but if your social circle is all uglies then you're destined to date only uglies
>>28978846
>You have to approach the right girl, with the right look, at the right time, with the right words, and she also has to be single or available. Good luck.
I was thinking about this just the other day.
You need to be funny, charming, attractive enough for her, wearing the right clothes, etc.
>>28978870
Most men on /r9k/ dont have a social circle dumbass.
>>28978821
I'm not a Chad. I've had my share of hardships and I know how you feel right now. I was just like you but I managed to turn it around and now I'm giving back.
>>28978870
Exactly, and most of us don't even have a social circle. I don't even have a facebook for fuck sakes, do you know what 18 - 25 year old girls would think of that if I told them I don't have social media?
>>28978904
>I was just like you
No, you weren't buddy. That is one other thing I can say for certain.
>>28977950
Chad is playing you and possibly spreading stds with those girls
My advice, just enjoyee your life anyway you can and screw girls, go play video games or something
Make an awesome visual novel in ren'py
Focus on something beyond the poon and pay no mind to the ladies
People may call you beta but if you're happy who cares about them, they may even want what you have. Games used to be for losers and rejects before Chad and gamergirls wanted in
>>28978210
>skydiving for a date or to a concert
Way too much of a commitment for a first date
>>28978921
Mysterious lel
>>28978944
The only sound advice ITT
I feel like at this point that even if a girl was interested in me I'd just take the opportunity to abuse her as much as possible and ruin her, because her kind caused me so much distress and pain and she's likely doing it to some other guy right now
>wants help
>gets mad when offered help
>then blames a boogeyman for the way things are
>>28979045
I wouldn't really call the posts from /adv/ interlopers "help".
Nice samefag btw, keep being salty because no one wants to hear your nonsense.
>>28977950
Just try again. The 33rd girl is waiting for you, I'm sure of it.
>>28978048
>parkour
gross.
You suck.
>>28977950
It's your fault for putting so much faith in someone else to get YOU dates.
>>28977950
32 rejections isn't thaaaat many. I've slept with like 50 women and probably been rejected by a thousand.
>>28979045
I don't think OP was asking for help, he's just trying to have a thread to share similar experiences with other robots, but sadly for him this board was cleared of those types by early 2015. The exodus when normalfags invaded summer 2014 cleared 80% of virgins here as it was.
Now its just a cesspool of normalfags. It doesn't generate OC and it doesn't provide a community for male incels. It's just kind of a second /b/, but worse because tumblr hangs out here
>>28979086
Nice, lol
>>28978706
>Le I can dew it sew kan u advice
Anecdotal evidence does not equal facts
>>28979094
When did I say that was my intention...?
would you consider gay sex? Lick 5 cocks and you'll find happiness
>>28977950
You must be retarded if you think that's the way you're supposed to do it.
Here's what you need to do. Work out. Just work out and all your problems will be solved. You'll get women, you'll be happier, you'll be healthier. After that, it doesn't matter how autistic you are.
>>28979045
Since when is everything kind of "help" helpful? It didn't WORK. Get it through your think skulls
>>28979210
that only works if you're white
>>28979248
No, it worked for me and I'm Asian.
>>28979210
>After that, it doesn't matter how autistic you are.
>He hasn't been to /fit/
>>28979248
Not true
But you can't be a manlet
>>28979260
well tell me where you live because im moving there. Here in LA only white guys get laid
>>28978846
>she's already fucking multiple guys
>putting yourself through all this for your turn on the vagina
>>28979297
HOW tall are u brO?
>>28979170
>Chad tells you to talk to girls
>You learn to do it, but only enough so that girls pay attention to you without drawing any interest to yourself whatsoever
>Don't improve upon perceived flaws at all even after 32 failures
>BULLSHIT THIS IS TOO HARD ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
>Chad laughs
>>28979312
It does sound pathetic when you think about it. You're killing yourself to improve all so you can fuck a used up whore.
>>28979345
>>28979312
Sad truth: We are slaves to vagina
>>28979337
6'1"
>>28979339
>Don't improve upon perceived flaws at all even after 32 failures
Yes I did.
>without drawing any interest to yourself whatsoever
Outside of telling them what I do, I don't see any way to appear interesting outside of being loud.
>>28977950
I'm gonna be honest. You're going to be shitty at it. It's up to you to succeed. (Real social dynamics)
>>28979383
you probably have inflated standards because of porn.
Stop looking at that shit.
>>28979442
Dude are you on drugs? Outside of a child or a retard I don't know what kind of person throws random accusations and insults at someone for answering his questions or concerns with honesty.
Also I don't watch porn.
>>28979466
You don't deserve white pussy, stick to 5/10 asian girl with bad teeth
>>28978921
I've met a quite a few girls who don't have facebook or smartphone
>>28979466
Honestly that faggot is going to just keep accusing you if being bad because normalfags can't comprehend the idea of someone falling through the cracks.
>>28979526
Seems like it, but I don't see what about it is so hard to comprehend.
Well, that really sucks op!
Its all bullshit what those faggots say. Im in the same situation as OP, but from my understanding, you can only find a girl after investing a considerable time developing a social network.
It sucks for many of us, specially those who dont have any social circle (like me), but honestly, from what I've seen, I think its the only way.
"On the hour dating" is a myth, save perhaps for those blessed with "adequate symmetry" (or money).
Just forget about it and grab a beer (or a cup of moonshine) and life goes on....
>>28979609
Well at least you can get drunk. I drank half a bottle of rum (300 mL) and not even a buzz
Honest advice is if you're looking for a girl or to get laid it doesn't happen. For me anyway, if I'm going out of my way to get laid it never happens. When I stop giving a fuck and ignoring girls is when they start with the "I miss your face! :)" bullshit. Too bad I'm too jaded to care anymore.
>>28979650
>"I miss your face! :)"
I tried that approach once, nothing like that happened. You must be attractive.
>>28977989
>just be confident brooo
>stop being shit and start being good bro
>just read books bro
Kill yourself.
The best thing you could honestly do is love yourself for what you are. That's all there is to it.
>>28977950
You weren't trying hard enough. Smile more. Get interesting. Watch sports so you have something to talk about. Most importantly, be confident.
dude just try harder and be yourself bro everything will work out in the end trust me man
>>28977950
>>28977950
Your method of approach is wrong. It's hard to point out without seeing you in action, but you're missing something. Just try to be friendly and try to read which girls haven't already thought "never fuck him". Once you can tell they'd never be interested, move on, or read her friends.
>>28980015
>You weren't trying hard enough
I invested a monsterous amount of effort in it. There is a tipping point where the effort involved is more tan it's worth.
>Smile more
I already do, I considered it a necessity, but I don't smile when it isn't apropriate.
>Get interesting
If owning a business and having base jumping, parkour, and photography as my hobbies aren't interesting and having cool stories that I tell related to each isn't interesting, I don't know what is.
>Watch sports so you have something to talk about
So you're telling me to not be interesting then? That'd make me very plain and uninteresting.
>be confident
I can summon courage, but confidence comes from success and positive reinforcement. You can't 'be confident", because it's a byproduct of doing well or being well-received.
Imagine going through life feeling confident. Valuable. Attractive. Desired. Loved by someone other than you parents.
Being around people and knowing they think nice things about you, girls check you out, guys wanna hang out with you In that case, really whats stopping you from working hard and succeeding? It really is just a "go and do it" kind of situation.
kill some people on her behalf
>>28980113
Being friendly is kind of required if you want to talk to anyone, and someone not skilled with women won't be able to "read" anyone. You're full of shit and you know it. Just stop typing.
>>28980113
Since you retards are hellbent on trying to diagnose OP, why don't you tell us in painstaking detail how you approach and sleep with women?
>>28980113
die and burn in hell
Seriously, just eat rat poison
Come back when you are near hundred
I got lucky on 87(yes i even counted lol)
Could you explain in detail HOW you're talking to them and asking them out? because if you're just blurting out "BE MUH GRILLFRIEND!" you're a fucking idiot.
>>28980930
Why should I answer the questions of a smug asshole weeb normalfag like you who clearly can't even read the thread?
>>28980930
See this is why I can't take normalfags here serious with advice. When they picture a robot asking a girl out, they see some fat MLP/Naruto Neckbeard and do autistic shit around women.
Newsflash: Normie advice doesn't always work no matter how much you spam it.
It's all the same: Get nice clothes, work out, get a job, get social, hit on girls. Same shit every time. Still no good results
>>28981250
And they never will accept it. They live in a different world. They've gotten positive affirmation their whole lives and don't understand anything else.
>>28978455
I started learning at 27 and I'm making progress. I may not be some superstar virtuoso but playing makes me genuinely happy, and it does help a bit with bitches, too, as an extra bonus.
You sound way younger than when I started. If you start now with a teacher, you'd be pretty damn good in 10 years. My teacher started out as a self taught guy who made little progress, and got a teacher himself at around 18 and progressed from there. He is now a professional.
Bro, it's never too late to start something that makes you happy and improves yourself.
>>28977989
>Become interesting, read books and pick up a hobby or two
lol no
I'm boring as fuck with weeb hobbies and pick up woman easily as fuck. I'm also 5'10 and brown.
Just let woman talk about themselves and tease them here and there.
>>28981363
I promised to kill myself at 30 no matter how well my life was goign though
>>28981406
You probably have shining social skills though. OP said he doesnt, and isnt funny, witty, or charming which you need to even so much as tease someone.
don't bother with it you loser faggot. women are there for alphas like me to pick up and for you robos to watch
>>28981585
well at least you're honest about it, although I wont be watching you, I'll be busy having fun.
Its probably that you come off as too desperate/eager. Get used to the idea of just talking to people without expecting to get anything out of it from them.
Also, asking girl out formally is gay and beta- even if she says yes, it will be like a stupidly awkward constrained interview. You have to wait until a woman is obviously attracted to you in the first place, and then make casual sounding plan to do something fun together.
I never get so far as the last part because I'm a carless NEET and everything costs money, but surely OP can.
>learning guitar to get pussy
you fucking scum
>>28981417
You sure you don't want to live long enough to take advantage of the upcoming future technologies and turn yourself into an immortal loli cyborg?
That's my plan. We can terrorize normies together in our own personal domain as their cruel gods.
You'd need money to be able to be among the first to take advantage of the new technology, if at all, so this goal also give you a reason to work and invest soundly.
>>28981789
I was learning guitar so I could play my favorite songs. I have no idea how you'd use guitar to get girls.
>>28981789
I also lift for women
>>28977950
Have you tried just beeing yourself?-
>>28981789
Neither OP or I learned guitar for the pussy. That is scum tier.
But once you have a bit of proficiency in it it does help, just like how most musical instruments help.
chad wants you to fail. it's like saying to someone who's being bullied to keep talking to those people, trying to make them like you. the bullies are never going to treat you with respect. these girls are never going to like you because you're not one of people of value in that circle. he just wants you to keep trying so you'll perpetuate it.
i understand people having bad socially but i also understand that sometimes there's a club and you ain't in it.
>>28981831
hehehehe no im a pianist 26yo virgin
>>28982200
Second bit of actual wisdom ITT. Good job anon.
>>28977950
>never hit on a girl in my whole life
>spend most of my time playing video games by myself
>have only had a job for about 2 of the past 6 years
>live with mom and dad
>have no car, but parents let me use theirs
>have had sex multiple times with 6 different women in the past 2 years, before that had a 4 year relationship with my first gf before breaking up with her
>each one initiated contact with me
Looks and being able to carry a decent conversation are what matter. You can learn to manipulate the female mind and keep them interested in you despite you having nothing to offer them. That's how "douchebags" like me can keep the girl you like on a string while you pine after her. Helps to be tall and have a good face too. Also take a break from the video games every few days to lift weights, it really doesn't take that much time when you're a NEET and it feels good when most of your time is sitting on your ass.
>>28982803
Just curious. Have you worked in sales?
>>28978579
>just get out there bro, its a numbers game.
>The fact you counted '32' suggests you're coming at it from the wrong frame of mind
>>28982852
A long time ago, yes - when I was still in high school. If you're asking whether I picked up my ability to manipulate women from that experience, sort of. I was pretty autistic and a shut-in before I got that job and it made me come out of my shell and learn how to interact. But I didn't completely blossom until I met a few Chads and watched how they did it and learned from them. They do it naturally, but for guys like us, we need to analyze and emulate that behavior to produce results.
>>28977950
NO ONE asks a girl "out" anymore, douchebag.
Normies under 30 don't fucking "date."
Get the fuck with it.
It's group hangs and house parties. That's how you socialize and tag vage IRL.
Well bros, I am going to do it. I'm shaking, nervous , and autistic but I am going to approach a qt who reads every day at the park. I am gonna drink before hands, fuck my life so much. I am not witty or charismatic or very interesting, and I have zero emotional register in my voice, this is gonna be great
>>28982991
This guy gets it.
The trick is to break past that initial barrier. Once you get invited to a party and meet some normies, add them on kikebook or whatever and they'll invite you to more parties, it's a domino effect from there.
>>28977950
called it yet again
