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>be my last birthday >finally the big 3-0 >mummy automatically
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>be my last birthday
>finally the big 3-0
>mummy automatically gives me 10 extra good boy points because it's my birthday
>i wake up and instantly release my bowels in my crib because it's my birthday
>mummy comes in and asks me what i've done
>"poo poo mummy, now come the pee pee"
>pull down diaper and piss all over mummy
>"Anon! What on Ear-"
>"POO PEE POO PEE MUMMY I'M 30"
>"y-yes a-anon hahaha i guess you are"
>"you look sad mummy! What's wrong!?"
>"n-nothing son"
>"mummy i want my cake! I WANT CAKE!"
>mummy brings me my tendy crisp crunch cake
>"mhh yum yum tendy cake! tendy cake!"
>after cake i want my actual tendies, i call for mummy
>"mummy deliver me the tender tendies!"
>"sorry anon, i had to use them all for the tendy cake!"
>"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
>instantly force the whole undigested tendy cake out of my stomach and vomit into her face then shit and piss myself as a defense mechanism
>"you ruin everything, whore!"
>she starts to cry
>SHE's the one crying after ruining my birthday
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oh man that sucks dude, you should play some club penguin to forget about this
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I bet you thought this would be a good thread.
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>>28976278
>be my last birthday
yeah i bet it's going to be
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>>28976278
Your tendie stories suck man. -1/10
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The quality of posts is very important to us here Anon. I'm afraid if you can't tow the line we'll have to seek other opportunities
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4chan the only place where you can find shit like this
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Chicken tenders DIRECTLY ON the cake itself?
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>>28976334
>tow the line
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>>28976278
What a bitch. Why would she try and ruin her precious gift from god's big birthday?
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>>28976315
>>28976332
>>28976334
Samefage
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>>28976278
You are the reason infanticide exists.
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>tendy crisp crunch cake
Is this an actual thing?
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>>28976563
Sure is. Precious, precious fried chicken tender cake.
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>>28976801
>fried chicken
>mashed potato icing
>gravy glaze
>cornbread
>whatever the fuck is in the middle

That actually looks tasty as fuck
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>>28976876
I actually agree with him it does wait you can make this from kfc
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>>28976278
ROASTIES ABSOLUTELY BTFO

HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER?
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>>28976876
looks gross, wake up to yourself
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