I have recruited roaches to do my bidding for me.
Any day now this board will be mine!
>>28976100
Same tbphwy senpai
>>28976116
>>28976100
Hijak ain't shit
>>28976100
Are you the same shitposter that posted an almost exact same post about two months ago, or are you a new guy?
>>28976135
Heh, uh of course not, r-roach!
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the pawns know shut it down
>>28976100
Yes! Any day now...
Y-you bastard.. This board is already under my control! Back off!
>>28976100
Oh, look.. It's roachnigger.
What are your plans for the board?
>>28976225
Hahahahahahahaha! You think you're in control, roach?
I pull the strings here!
In fact, I already manipulated you into replying to this thread.
And now I'll crush you like the bug you are!
>I have recruited roaches to do my bidding for me.
>Roaches
I'm not afraid of any Turkish posters
>>28976225
>>28976100
Step step step and bow, the strings of fate control you roaches
yess yess pathetic roaches, keep arguing with eachother whilst I gain control of the robots.
silly silly roach boys.
>>28976100
Thiswill be a very exciting development, and will no doubt improve the board
You pions can't even comprehend what I have in store for you.
My anime posting side kick should be here any second to shitpost all of you to death!
Any second now...
from the point of your births, I assumed direct control of your pitiful roach lives, you couldn't even begin to comprehend the years of planning that have gone into action.
Just keep roaching about, roach boys; your lives are mine to play with :)
>>28976381
Oh hey I lurked that thread
Oregano roacherano
>>28976511
Look at this pawn who thinks he is a king, you are still merely a playing piece.
And I play the game.
>claim the be the Master of Strings
>reveal yourself as such
>think this is part of your plan
>it isn't, someone unseen is pulling your strings.
This is nothing but a game to him.
>>28976749
>You'll never escape his game
>We are just pawns to him
>He can get rid of you whenever he wants to
truly terrifying.
>>28976381
I don't see them anywhere. This is nothing but a farce.
what sad little games we play... I have woven a web of puppet strings so subtle and so intricate that even I am not privy to its diabolical geometry. Wee little roaches...dance
>>28976381
Did you recruit husky anon?
>>28977708
No, that filthy roach wouldn't listen to me.
So I crushed him under my boot like every other roach that opposes me.
>>28976381
>implying the anime poster isn't the one pulling the strings right now
>implying they don't let you think that they're your sidekick so you don't stop them as they take over the board on their own terms
which is the real one
WHICH IS THE REAL ONE
AHHHHHH
>>28978859
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHY DOES MASTER HIJAK TORMENT US SO
SAVING THIS THREAD
WITH MANY SURVIVORS