>He doesn't have a salary of at least $75k
>He isn't at least 6'5"
>He doesn't have a foot long
Oh but I do
His weight starts with 300
>>28977206
Her weight starts with 300
>>28975372
>>28977206
Are you fags even trying with this shitposting anymore?
>>28975372
>his name doesn't start with three consonants
>tfw 6'4 manlet
>>28977819
shlong