GOD FUCKING DAMMIT ITS BEEN OVER 2 WEEKS SINCE I JERKED OFF AND I WANT TO FAP SO BADLY
WHEN DO I GET MY SUPERPOWERS? THIS SHIT IS UNBEARABLE BUT I DONT WANT TO RESET MY PROGRESS
Take a cold shower with your grandmother.
>>28975274
Nobody cares about your streak, and nofap is just reddit tier bullshit. Go ahead and fap anon, I know you want to. Think about it: you where unstressed and lazy before you stopped fapping, and now your probably irritable and stressed. Just let it go senpai.
>>28975274
3 weeks here. I have become the master of edging. Watch porn every night, stop before ejaculating. Don't gt blue ball pain anymore. Can literally stop on command. pretty useful skill if you ask me. Don't even feel horny all the time anymore. feels pretty good tbqh familia
Testosterone from your semen doesn't go into your bloodstream, so no anon, there are no superpowers
>>28977563
edging gives an increased chance of erectile dysfunction. It's better just to finish then to give up
>mfw jerked off four times today already and it's only 12:37
Soooooo good.
>>28975274
>he fell for the no fap meme
You have no one to blame but yourself. Yes, no fap *shortly* stops the downsides of fapping like fatigue and such. But it doesnt give you a constant testosterone boost, it just hurts your body.
If you dont have naturally high testosterone, you cant achieve it. Sorry bro, game over.
>>28977715
Sarah, keep your shit comments for yourself and don't fuck with your grandpa just because you can't afford anything and you still milk Joey's cows 40 hours a week so you can buy yourself a Snickers. I'm LMAOing at your life..
Why would you not fap? You can get fucking ball cancer. Nocturnal emissions don't happen often enough and some people can't even have them.
Everything in moderation and masturbation is no exception. However porn is harmful and kills your libido. Don't use the deathgrip on your cock and instead change up your fap habits, like if you're a 'sit in a chair infront of your computer and edge it to 30 tabs of hardcore porn while white knuckling your dick several times a day guy', then try becoming a 'lying in bed at the end of the day with some KY and gently massaging the head/shaft to simulate real sex until you cum and go to sleep guy'.
>>28975274
You're probably getting prostate cancer too kek
>>28977755
>Soooooo good.
You're not kidding, anyone.
You fap because you have to, not because you want to. Do you even know where you are?
>>28977563
You're not doing anything by continuing to watch porn every night, you retard. Do you even know what is the point of no fap? It's more about abstaining from porn than it is about masturbation.
How? How are are there people like you this retarded?
>not doing nofap2016
>weaklingstfw almost half a fucking year's past
nofap is a shit reddit tier meme. im not saying jacking it 5 times a day is healthy either but there is some middle ground here. shoot for 3-5 times a week
Is testosterone the name of an African American working in in a toaster factory as quality control?
Porn addiction is the true enemy related to nofap.. you aren't going to change your body because you don'the jerk off.
But you can stop the mental addiction to porn which will allow you to not be sexuallt aroused all the time. Thus giving you more time and energy to do other things.
Porn is a real good drug but not sustainable if you are a robot who can't control it.
>>28978271
Sounds pretty gay. I only had sex once and it was gross, awkward, and didn't feel one bit of pleasure. Meanwhile I get mindblowing orgasms edging for 1-2 hours to femdom porn and or joi.
Not going to deny myself years of great pleasure on the off chance that I get another opportunity for sex 5 years from now which won't even feel good.
If semen contains protein and testosterone, isn't it just a natural protein shake? Why aren't you guys drinking your own cum?
>>28978648
If that's your outlook on your sex life, I guess it makes sense.
But that's like saying, I ate at this one restaurant and it was terrible so I'm never going to eat at any restaurants again and just eat spaghetti-os cause it's the first thing I had that was good.
Hope you get laid homie.
>>28975274
>he fell for the nofap meme
lol
>>28978507
or..OR maybe I don't give half a shit about some retarded reddit philosophy and just don't feel like cleaning up ...
not everyone has a porn addiction problem , get over youself
>>28979029
This. I've been jerking off for a week without cumming now. The best time in my life
>>28975274
>doing nopoop
>1 week in really enjoying the mental and physical benefits of holding my poop inside
>go out and get a coffee
>suddenly overwhelming urge to poop but don't want to lose all my nopoop gains so I try to go about my day
>shit my pants in my car
>>28978507
Is it still nofap if you fap without watching porn or whatever?
Say, pictures of your gf?
>>28978565
>nofap is a shit reddit tier meme.
Are you genuinely unaware that the benefits of semen retention goes back hundreds of years? it's a principle of taoism.
>>28979029
>just don't feel like cleaning up
Then that makes you even more pathetic.
>not everyone has a porn addiction problem
>"Watch porn every night, stop before ejaculating."
>"watch porn"
>"every night"
If you don't have an addiction, and you don't like cleaning up (whatever that entails), why even fap at all if you can't cum? Because you're horny all time? Give me a break, what are you going through puberty? Give me a break, lad, you're brain is wired or porn. Bullshit yourself, not me.
>>28979281
If you have a gf, it would be best to abstain from masturbation and only aim to ejaculate when you're having sex with her.
If you can't be with her, try not to use pictures or videos and go with mental imagery.
She'll thank you when you finally fuck.
>>28979385
>If you can't be with her, try not to use pictures or videos and go with mental imagery.
I'm in this category, we're long distance. I go with mental imagery often. She's given me some of her panties, is it okay to use these?
>She'll thank you when you finally fuck.
Why?
>>28976756
Fuck you post more of that sweet stuff.
>He fell for the nofap meme
wew lad
>>28977755
>not four times consecutively
weak
>>28978521
How does that even feel? Do you even get the urge?
>>28978521
nice
i can admire that
>>28979286
>Are you genuinely unaware that the benefits of semen retention goes back hundreds of years? it's a principle of taoism.
Oh well if its a principle of taoism it must matter. hahahahha
Just don't overdue it your fine. I jerk off 5-9 times a week and am just fine. Some days i skip some days i go twice. plus have sex with wife
Just wait another few weeks and you'll see... hang in there, and go outside
>>28981374
You have a wife and you're on /r9k/?
Nice try fag...
>>28982526
Even better, he has a wife and he fucks his hand most of the time.
>>28975274
You'll start blowing a load in your sleep soon
>>28982556
lmao hahaha, true anon
5 months NO FAP here.
stop thinking about it. is that all you have going in your life?
do some push ups, write something, learn something new, go outside for a walk
aren't you tired of being a beta slave to your penis.
>>28982984
That's awesome senpai, wish I was like you. I was at two weeks but I lost it all about 3 days ago :(.
Haven't fapped the last three days tho, how do you get motivated to start again?
>>28975274
>2 weeks
When I tried nofap, I researched a lot and found that for others, same as for me, the 2 week mark is somehow a critical point where it gets unbearable. The desire to tap is the strongest. But if you stay strong, it will fade away and you will not feel the desire anymore. On the 3rd week, I was super calm and didn't feel it. I started to fap again after the 4th week, but only because I wanted to, out of free will.
That being said, nofap is pointless and stupid. I gained absolutely nothing except 2 terrible weeks where I felt like shit.
>>28975274
It only affects people with porn addiction which means all the people who gain something from doing NO FAP were busting their nuts 10 times a day.
>>28983294
The thing is to realise that you are in fact capable of doing it. and you should give yourself some credit.
2 weeks it's pretty good when you are accustomed ot fapping daily. Don't be hard on yourself. no pun intended
just start again. failing is part of the process. and don't forget to work on getting better at something in the meantime.
>>28979193
Fucking laughed my ass off.
Is it considered cheating if I give myself an orgasm anally? I think that's what excites me more than anything, the thought that I could cum hands free from being built up for so long.
>>28975274
tbqhfam its quite pointless unless you change your lifestyle to remove computers and internet from your life completely and immerse yourself in physical activities. Did 90 days at one point and my life only got worse since I didn't alter my lifestyle or location.
>>28984441
Prostate orgasms are really fucking intense.
And if you're that built up, it's definitely possible.
Just put some towels down or something.
>>28983418
>out of free will
sure bro, keep telling yourself that
>>28977563
>>28975274
Most of the "Superpowers" are honestly just the normal function of your brain returning as you finally reach a stable chemical equilibrium that masturbating has fucked with. (Like your Dopamine and serotonin levels, ect) You've just been jerking it too long that you've forgotten what it's like to have a chemically stable brain, and that's a superpower in itself once you regain it.
