Any bi or gay neets here? What are your lives like?
Only cis gay guys, trans/trap mode guys whine too loud for us to have a civilized discussion so take that shit to /lgbt/ please.
Pic is my dream guy.
>>28975221
I like shota and gay emo porn but I dunno if I'm gay/bi or not.
Counts?
>>28975221
>Any bi or gay neets here?
Here.
>What are your lives like?
Not that good, to be honest. Not as bad as some people's, but if it wasn't for my Internet I'd be more /JUST/ than I am now.
yes, hello.
life is crap because i'm overweight. at least i'm losing weight now, it's slow though. maybe when i'm thin i'll be less of a mess and will find a cute bf.
>>28975221
yep, gay neet here
life sucks cuz i'm pretty fat, but I've got a boyfriend
long-distance relationship but it's going brety well
>tfw no twink bf
>tfw too squat and dumpy to be a twink bf
thanks polish genes, if I ever need to pick potatoes and get trodden upon by slavs, I'll call you
>>28975221
Please have a face pic to share. I know what a fat guy's belly looks like. I won't share the face pic.
Hmmm
RMYT
>>28975221
first june, 2016,
"cis" is now used unironically on r9k
fucall you niggers, im out
>>28975364
How do I obtain gay neet bf? My Skype is systemicabortion I'm 29 add me if you wanna chat
>>28975529
Its not ironic. Im not into trans/trap guys but I AM into femme gay guys, twink or not as long as they aren't wearing women's clothes or taking hormones/surgery. I mean I don't mind if they are masc/butch but I'm not.
Bi guy here
I guess my life's pretty good but I don't really know what I'm doing with it. Hopefully I'll be able to start working out soon and start on the road to self-improvement now that I have a job.
Kinda sucks that I'm only into really feminine body types but can't stand flaming fags and traps, I pretty much want an anime character irl.
>>28976195
just date a girl then. literally your only option
>>28975572
>as long as they aren't wearing women's clothes
i-it's just a hobby, i know i'm a boy
Closeted normie here. I think I a neetboy the other day. Not really sure though, he was overweight, pale, and slightly autistic. We didn't really talk much before hand about our personal lives though. Or afterwards.
>tfw overweight and balding
>tfw no man will ever want you
>>28975221
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>>28976445
>actively manipulating sexually frustrated anons into degeneracy
kinda hot desuthey've already converted me, comrade, run away before they get you too
Nigga built like a evangelion
>>28976445
>>28976720
i'll tell that every time i see that pic
they need to sacrifice themselves so i can easily get a femboy bf
>>28975221
>be last weekend
>invited to go to university GSA to meet others of my kind
>expect SJWs and other annoying faggots
>75% of the room is what I predicted
>sit with a group of chill nonfaggy guys
>they're all pretty basic and I don't really have much in common with them
>still ok experience though
>break away from group and go home after they all go to the gay club
Should I go back next weekend?
>>28977450
No they sound like plebs
>>28976398
But like I'm really into slutty femme males who wear speedos and briefs and all those guys just are traps or trans and date/fuck closeted bi dudes who are str8 acting.
>>28976445
I don't go to /lgbt/ They are a containment board for a reason. I go to /hm/ and /pol/ and sometimes /ck/ because I wanna please my man with delicious food while they work. Anyone here want a stay at home jewish househusband who cooks but doesn't clean?
>>28976529
I am very lucky that despite being fat I have a big cock and I'm not going gray or bald. I look like a turkroach tho and my mom is a jew but I have a high IQ.
>>28977450
Our GSA was like straight female "ally", some femmy gay guys who thought they were hotter than me, a token femme black guy who is majoring in dance, and an autistic lesbian who converted to Islam (white) and told us all about it. I went twice and counted force myself to go again.
Gayfag here. Been doing the "houseboy" thing for about a year now. Not sure if that makes me a NEET or just a glorified whore, but it's a pretty sweet gig.
I'm basically just mooching off this rich older businessman... officially I'm his "driver", though that mostly just consists of picking him up and doing him off at the airport. I also housesit for him when he's out of town (which is most of the time), at least in theory... he also plays for a gardening service and a maid service so I only really need to clean the pool.
My real job is basically to look cute and keep his balls as empty as possible whenever he's home. Which is fine by me, I have a thing for being used by older men, and he's actually pretty damn good in bed. And the rest of the time I get to do whatever I want, so...
Hello friends,
Bi wagecuck here. Been going out with a girl for a while now. Feels bad thinking about how hard it is on my /gay/ bros. going out with a girl is easy and you can being picky if you want. But when I went out with guys I just had to settle. Really felt bad.
Any sissy slut who needs to be bullied?~
>>28980070
Y-yes... I'd like that a lot!
>>28980226
E-mail me then.[email protected]
>>28979818
You gays are so lucky, I live in Florida and hear about stuff like this all the time. Wish I could do the straight version of this for older women. Living the dream my friend.
>>28979818
my first bf, after i dumped him, moved in with a 50 year old dude who had cancer in Rancho Cucamonga Ca and bragged about having a 5000 sq ft house. I wish I could have a bf my own age but you all just want money if you look remotely cute.
>>28980070
Why do I never hear guys say, sissy guy here. I'm into femme, cis guys and I can never find them. Who really wants a guy that only tops and never returns the favor. Flip-fucking master race reporting in.
>>28975221
Bi neet here. Life sucks.
I realized no one will ever date me so I quit trying and now I sit around wasting time.
I'm a bi wagie. Being bi doesn't really affect my life other than the porn since I don't go out
>>28981840
do you have a Skype?
>>28981918
bi but date women....REEEE
>>28981980
I have a skype but you wouldn't be interested in me or be anywhere near me.
>>28979818
Sounds like you're living the dream, assuming the guy is good looking.
How'd you get the job? Were you an escort or something first? And how does he treat you... like do you have any control over the sex, do you have to do anything for him that you don't like? Are you allowed to hook up with other guys when he's not around? Is it romantic at all, or just a purely business/sexual relationship?
>>28975244
Are you me?
also,
AUSTRALIA
>>28980254
>[email protected]
Lel aren't you that fat neckbeard guy with the chode?
