ITT: Provide ONE good reason not to kill yourself.
Pro tip:you can't.
Your gf would be rly sad.
>>28975005
I haven't destroyed this world yet.
>>28975026
Oh shit you're right, how didn't I think of that?
>you can't prove the afterlife isn't more pain than now
>Pascal's wager
>What if life got better
If your going to do it fag, do something interesting first--make it fun.
>>28975005
requires thought and effort
>>28975083
>you can't prove the afterlife isn't more pain than now
There is no afterlife.
>Pascal's wager
Literally my thought process when I was in 7 years old, that's the maximum age it should take a normal person to realize following Pascal's wager is beyond retarded.
>What if life got better
Been saying that every year for the last two decades, here's the truth:
It doesn't get better. It never does. It never will.
>>28975005
There's a railroad beside my backyard. I've come close to lying down on the tracks, I just sit beside the tracks watching the trains go past. I've been drinking alcohol and trying to psyche myself up to do it but I can't because I'm a bitch.
>>28975005
Because mum would probably commit suicide shortly thereafter, my sister would be scarred for life and I will die not having played Dark Souls.
>>28975185
Don't do that to the train engineer. Those guys get scarred for life when they run over someone.
Just jump off a cliff or cut open your wrists in a field or something.
>>28975005
If you kill urself, they win. At least take some assholes with you
>>28976213
I don't care whether they win or I lose, why should I? It's all the same in the end.
Next seasons anime.
Because we need every anon we can to make America great again.
Strap in. It's gonna be a wild ride.
i have an okay face
>>28976283
There hasn't be a good anime in about 10 years.
>>28976396
Trump is gonna lose for sure.
>>28976402
An okay face isn't even close to enough for modern women.
>>28976430
i'm gay tho
originalioli
>>28976430
That's not true, Mikagura Gakuen Kumikyoku and Koukaku no Pandora both came out recently
>>28976430
Not with that attitude.
Man and with Brexit on the horizon, feels damn good.
>>28976454
Not interested in brainless weeb pandering garbage.
>>28975005you'll die anyway, don't waste ammo
I enjoy nature and killing other people.
>>28976715
How many have you killed?
>>28975185
I've been there anon. Usually I just give up one its gets too cold or dark after shitting on the railroad for the thrill.
>>28975005
I would die
>>28975005
I care too much about my family than to let them find my corpse with a big hole in it's head, blood running out of both nose and mouth and pieces of brain glued to the wall.
I have a younger brother who is barely 12, would probably scar him too much.
>>28975005
Tried to find one reason as hard as I could. But I simply do not have any reason to be alive. You win OP.
>>28977275
It'll get better.
You'll be fine.
Because I love someone and she loves me.
>>28976759
Two so far.
>>28977308
How do you know I'll be fine if you don't even know my situation?
I'm not even terribly depressed. I just dont have anything in my life right now that is worth living. Like, there is nothing to look forward to. I can't enjoy anything.
>>28977349
Why did you kill them?
My only friend would probably be broken if I did go through with it. He's too fragile to do that to, plus spending time with him makes me feel happy.
>>28977424
Who said life is about enjoyment? It's about survival. You try to survive long enough to have offspring and raise them until they reach reproductive age themselves or you don't.
>>28975005
Jesus christ, why are there still little bitches who complain about there being no reason to not commit suicide, but still don't do it themselves?
Your continued existence is a complete contradiction to your whole point.
The fact that you're a huge fucking idiot is a reason to kill yourself.
>>28977526
I don't stay alive because I want to, it's because I'm too cowardly to kill myself. Magically fading away or peacefully dying in my sleep would be ideal.
>>28977587
Well there's a reason for not killing yourself, you retard. You're too cowardly. Job done, no need to bother everyone else with this continued shitposting.
I do not want to kill myself. I have never been suicidal.
I guess there'd be a funeral and at least my parents would have to go to it, I know I'd be dead and wouldn't care but I still don't want to do that to them.
I wish I could be erased without anyone ever knowing I existed, or have never existed at all.
>>28975005
Practise what you preach,you daft cunt.
Nigger
>>28977504
What's the point of that? Might as well kill myself if that's all there is to life.
>>28977667
Oh sorry, didn't realize I was talking to a mentally deficient person.
>>28978054
Great comeback, really stellar work there, freak.
Get smarter, then come back when you have a comprehensive argument. Otherwise you just look like some sad pathetic fuck whining.
Oh, wait, sorry, that's not what you look like, that's what you are.
>>28975005
It would probably hurt a lot. Like, as in actual physical pain. That could be worse than living a bad but physical pain-less life. I think that's what holds a lot of people back.
