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>fall for the tinder meme >not even unattractive just average
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>fall for the tinder meme
>not even unattractive just average based on how girls act around me in person
>not a single tinder match over a week
>tinder says there's no one new around me
is it time to end my life senpaitachi?

also post your tinder stores
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Try the Tinder for underage folks, it's way easier to get a match there, at least from my experience
Just make an account where you set your age at 17, you can even put in your description you're a bit older than that, although if you don't look too old you can lie about your age too
Get that prime teen pussy man
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>>28974460
im 18 so maybe that could work, but it seems like a great way to get v& and laughed at since youngins dont want sex and barely want a relationship
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bumpapperoni
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>>28974460
>underage tinder
What now? How long has this been a thing?
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>>28974460
When I used Tinder for shits and giggles and to fuck with people, I got a whole bunch of matches that were underage girls that set their age to 18.
>>28974496
They sure as hell do want that older dick. But I was 20-21 at the time.
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>>28975074
>They sure as hell do want that older dick. But I was 20-21 at the time.
seems sketchy, are you in burgerland too?
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>>28974418
lol
is that your conversation op?
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>>28974418
>a couple days ago, post in a tinder thread to help people make accounts
>ask for help
>people give me advice to make myself attractive
>get a haircut, shave, take some pics of myself
>make an account
>get a match in 2 days
>message the woman saying hey what's up
>she tells me I'm ugly

So this is a thing? You just insult random people you swiped? Is this something I should expect to happen? Is swiping not that important?

Here's my before pic
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>>28974418
>being that much of a Jew bitch that you actually refuse to buy someone something after they bought you something

I wouldn't even care about that slut at that point I'd just call her out on her Jew slut tactic for free drinks.
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>>28974418
But women are paid the same for the same work.
Men just work more hours, and broad statistics don't say anything about the individual pay.

3/5 people on earth are Asian, but that would not make 60% of your family Asian by default.

Women really only believe this because it would give them more money for no work.
I truly hate women. Why are they all such egotistical self centered whores?
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>>28974460
I got messaged by a 15yo who set her age to 19. Didn't look at bio, swiped right as soon I saw the ass on pic. She said not to worry because me being 24 didn't bother her. Even though thats legal in my country I was too uncomfortable to continue the convo after a few messages.
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>>28975426
You're not ugly, you're just not Chad.

Tinder sluts wanna hook up with Chad, not you. Sorry m8
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>>28975426

And one of my afters

Maybe I'm not ready for tinder
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>>28975426
>tfw tinder women are harsh

>be feeling good about myself
>friend keeps telling me to make a tinder since the school years over
>finally make tinder
>no matches over a week
>no longer feeling so good
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>>28975440
Underage manbaby detected
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>>28975445
Actually turns out women do make less for the same work. Turns out feminists were right.
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>>28975465
You look way better with facial hair, grow it back. Hide your round baby face with hair and never shave it off, it's your best option.
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>>28975478
>actually agrees to pay for everything when with a slut


Cuck detected.
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>>28975465
>>28975426
The beard was a good look. You don't look bad honestly, pretty much dead average.

But yea don't worry about it, I've never heard of this happening. You just got unlucky and some vapid cunt was feeling like big shit I guess
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>>28975465
Please, grow your beard again.
Also who cut your hair, your mom?
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>>28975494

I knew it man, when I got my haircut, the woman cutting it said I look much younger.

I took a pic with me with my hair but shaved for comparison.
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>>28975465
You look so depressed.

Try taking a photo outside where you look normie ish

I know its hard, i haven't been able to get around to taking a good photo as i also get that look.

That look when you think about creating a tinder.
The hopeless thousand mile stare of "does it really matter?"

She isn't really looking at you.
Women are shallow, and look for what she can gain from you.

If you look boring and sad, then she can't even use you for happiness.

>>28975478
>saying that women are oppressed even though they are oppressing just about everyone, just to get a date

Tell me, is that really a woman you would be interested in?
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>>28975516

I just told her to cut it short, I know shit all about hairstyle and fashion and all that.
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>>28975426
Can't believe cunts actually swipe right on people they think are ugly, even I don't do that and I'm pretty desperate for matches. I also unmatch if she stops responding or doesn't talk at all (fuck you).

By the way I suggest you start with something other than sup or hello beautiful, maybe try some sorandom xD compliment or question, most girls think these are funny and it makes you somewhat unique.
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>>28975512

So if I get swiped, that means she's interested, right? I got so nervous and excited when I got a swipe.
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>>28975592
Yes. Before you message someone, make sure you have something to talk about, don't just say "Hey, what's up:)".
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>no girls even look at me IRL
>no one responds on okcupid besides mocking me
>no matches on shit like tinder

this is the life of an ugly male in 2016
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>>28975465
I cannot begin to describe how better you are WITH FACIAL HAIR.
never, NEVER shave again.
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>>28975618
lol he looks like absolute shit with that pubey beard, looks like the ass of a bum
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>>28975465
Grow a beard and shave your hair off
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>>28975616
Your cheeks indicate that you are fat. Lose weight dumbass.
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>>28975634
Not really.

He looks more masculine.
He goes from looking like an awkward edgy teen to a masculine viking type.
It is more rugged.

Also
>>28975659
stop eating dude, the fat goes to your face.
Maybe look up moon face syndrome
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>>28975616
Maybe its not the life of an ugly male maybe its the life of a 5'8 man who whines about his life online 24/7 and jacks off everyday
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>downloaded tinder
>matched with a 5/10
>talk to her
>decide to meet up
>shes actually better looking in person
>eventually have sex
>its good
>makes me realize having a gf is seriously overrated and sex is a meme
>tell her I think we should just be friends
>she gets really upset
>tfw I used to get friendzoned, now I am doing the friend zoning
>back to square 1
feels weird tbqh
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>>28975426
>>28975465
you're fat as shit dude

lose weight
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>>28975618

Alright, so I guess I'm fucked without a beard. Didn't know it was that bad and that much of a difference. Problem is, people here say women prefer shaved men.
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>>28975694
Women don't prefer anything. It just depends on what you look like under the beard. You look better with it, you're probably 4/10 without it, and 5-5.5/10 with it.
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>>28975694
Since when? Don't take advice from this place. Stubble is the way to go with some weight lost.
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>>28975729

Well if I'm a 4-5/10 at best, then I'm probably just wasting my time on this shit. Shouldn't have even bothered to be quite honest.

Oh well, thanks for the advice. Online dating just isn't for someone like me.
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>>28975694
Some don't like beards, but many do.
Even if they don't say it.

A beard is a masculine signal.
It is a sex difference in humans, which normally only males posses.

The same way as womens hips and tits are different from us.

Just keep it trim and not too homeless
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Beard or no beard, your haircut is shit. Almost more hair on the sides than on top which always look terrible, especially on overweight people. Take this faggots pic or similar to your barber and say you want it cut like that.
>>28975616
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>>28975694
Lose some weight
Shave head (or get a buzzcut)
Grow sweet ass beard back

As long as you groom your beard properly you'll look good.
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>>28975770
I'm a 5/10 and I fucked 20 tinder chicks last year
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>>28975616
>no girls even look at me IRL
>no one responds on okcupid besides mocking me
>no matches on shit like tinder

these are things everyone except the top 9-10/10 has to go through.

I've been told i'm everything from 5-9, but even so, i have the same issues.

And regardless of what i am, any woman who is a 5/10 will ignore me.
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>>28975770
Mate, 5/10 is dead average. There are girls who will see you as something higher than that, and there are ones who will find you repulsive. Don't be a quitter, that's not going to help you.
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>>28975426
>>28975465
>>28975521
Keep the beard man, you look way better, hides the babyface-ish features.
Hair looks fine either way, but keep the beard.
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You guys must have super shit level game. I'm chubby and get weekly dates. Grab your nuts and be a god damn male. Pic related, its me
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>>28975323
I am. And yeah it is sketchy. I meant to clarify that I never used it to fuck, even though I used my real pics and girls were begging for it in some cases. I'd make plans and then never show. It amused the hell out of me.
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>>28975491
nah
and even then, only in the higher echelons because they actually never go and ask for a raise
because they are pussies
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>>28976193
probably no you
this guy looks like he could rape someone and not feel guilty about it so no doubt he could attract women
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>>28976205
>girls were begging for it
>implying young women beg for sex
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>>28976312
Some of them do. At least with an older guy. A lot of them think they're too young for you or whatever and get desperate.
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>>28975491
No they don't you fucking moron
Women make the same if not a little bit more. However women on average are out of the workforce much longer than men due to kids. They also work less hours and prefer travel/soccer games etc. to overtime at work.
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>>28976293
That actually is me, I'll take it as a compliment you cheeky kunt
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>>28974418
I fucking had a relapse reading that OP
Not all girls are like that tho, I hope at least.
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>>28975616
hello alex. thought you had a gf?
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>>28976342
Literally all of that has been accounted for. You're letting your hatred of feminism and women blind you. Makes you look kind of pathetic.
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I'm a bit of a fucked up nose guy. I always feel embarrassed about it because it makes me look like a sand nigger.
>Used tinder never got called names
>however when I used to talk to girls their friends would talk shit about me and shed breka up with me
Not really a problem now, I've dated a few women they all went well.
>pic related it's me
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>>28974418
post your pic, frienddd
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>>28976406
No it hasn't been accounted for, otherwise you would see how moot your bullshit "muh wage" argument is. Good job regurgitating liberal hillary "paradise island" island drivel
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>>28976458
Hillary "paradise island" Clinton*
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Tindr is for stacies and her less popular followers to have mind blowing sex with Chad. Its not for skinnyfat boys with weird faces. They can work their way into chads schedule, why would they settle for you? If you don't regularly attract stacies, you are not going to have luck on tindr.
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>>28975694
beards are fine as long as you wash them/keep them trimmed. yours was just ragged/homeless looking. i agree you should grow it back, but just do a better job of maintaining it
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>>28976387
who is alex? it's not me, i have a slav name
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>>28975610
What's the "something" you talk about?
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>>28976193
you look pretty normal
im not surprised that you get dates or that women fall.

the only thing im curious is what kind of women fall for you, in terms of look.
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>>28976523
Common interest, a hobby, something interesting in your life, something someone might give a shit about.
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Had a decent conversation with a girl. Asked her out and she said she was interested but she couldn't that day, so I asked her for her number.
I sent a WhatsApp message saying her name a week after and she replied immediately. That was yesterday. She said hi.
What the fuck do I do now?
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>>28976193
GTFO MY BOARD CHAD REEEEEEEE!!!
JUST BE YOURSELF REE
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>>28976560
Wouldn't you rather as them about stuff. Wouldn't they get put off if I start talking about myself?
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>>28975616
I'm so sick of seeing this fucking guy's dumb face
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>>28976438
If Mezut Ozil can get laid then you can
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>>28976193
>I'm chubby and get weekly dates
Yeah but you're also handsome, no homo. If that's even you
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>>28976585
Start off by talking about something they're interested in, segue into something you're interested in, then back and forth. I'm just saying to have something in mind before you start off. Ask her about a common interest you have.
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>>28976601
he is a rich footballer ofc he will get laid, his face doesn't even matter, that guy probably isn't
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>>28976545
It's a mixed bag really. Overweight women generally inquire most often (30-60lbs overweight), however I generally turn those down. I get a lot of nurses in their early 30s with kids who are pretty well kept. My average is 6/10s however I have pulled a few head turners that even I knew were out of my league. The key is to get them to meet. In person I have the charisma and charm to basically get any girl. Which is why most of the girls I end up pounding are from clubs or bars. It's often too much effort for less yeild to do the online thing. My strengths lie within person to person conversation. However I got laid plenty from free dating apps so I'm not going to complain
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>>28976586
this
origamo cementi
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>>28976387
hello Aleks. thought you had a gf?
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>>28976609
Thanks hombre. I am working on getting shredded then I can finally press the EZ button and pull without effort
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>>28975616
Aleksander? Is that you?
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I got very few matches when I tried Tinder. It's because I'm black isn't it?
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>>28976667

You're a 5-6/10 at best. You're in the same situation were all in. Being black is an advantage for you because you're a fetish.
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>>28976667
Yes
The whole BBC thing is a meme, most white women disproportionately like... You guessed it... White guys. Also your main pic should be only of you. Hiding yourself in a group pic screams lack of confidence, hence why you see so many women do it
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>>28975616
lol, how old are you? how big is your dick? how many girls have you fucked?
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>>28976682
>Being black is an advantage for you because you're a fetish.

You should spend less time watching cuck videos.
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>>28976652

>>28976665
already told you my name is not Alexander, what the fuck?

>>28976710
i am 26, my dick is 6.5x5.5, i haven't fucked any girls because they won't let me
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>>28976739
>he still responds to these questions
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>>28975616
Timothy? Why are you on this board?
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>>28976438
rtz wtf
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>>28976724
Where does Indian fit into this
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>>28976800

Both Native Americans and Indians from India are considered white.
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>>28975616
Okay Marcus you need to stop posting here now. This is David and I'm pretty pissed that you would lie on this website. You don't belong here, and I'm telling Sara about this. Fuck you asshole.
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>>28976761
>>28976850
i don't know those people though
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>>28975694
Some women don't like beards, but you fucking NEED one to hide that baby face.
Beards also make fat dudes look much less so
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How do I fix my face to try tinder again?
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>>28975491
It is literally illegal to discriminate pay based on gender, as per federal US laws.

Wouldn't businesses hire all women to save on expenses then?
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>>28976193
>im chubby
>compared to the guy with the double chin
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>>28976924

You mean the first guy has a double chin?

The first guy is just uglier. His facial features are bad, most of the thread agrees he needs a beard.
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>>28974418

What a cunt. Women have been garbage for a while, but damn, younger guys really have it bad with women. Like fuck, if that screenshot doesn't perfectly depict modern female entitlement and cuntyness then I don't know what will.
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>>28975465
Honestly, you looked better in the before pic. Your beard covered up your round face nicely, and your haircut now looks just boring. Go for the normie haircut and shave your sides and back. Grow our your beard again.
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>>28977094
christ wtf is with you mentally ill faggots suggesting beta fat manlets to grow pubey pathetic and gross beards?

is this some kinda shit troll or what? no woman will ever touch this shit, maybe you want him to drag his beard over your bunghole or something?
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i think i fell for it too, i got like 70 matches in a week but all those girls message super generic shit that i dont know how to respond to

pic related
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>>28977193
You sound just as fucking boring. And at least she can spell out full words.
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>>28977192
His face looks fat and the beard covered it up. If he had an aesthetic face with a well defined jaw line than things would be different.
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>>28977193
Show more enthusiasm wtf dude
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>>28976586
i hate him so fucking much

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>28977252
so on top of being fat and unattractive you suggest to get another layer of shitty pubey beard? great suggestion, might as well roll his head in shit and piss while he is at it
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>>28977193
>70 matches in a week
>fell for it too

ok son
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>>28977294
Dude, you're totally missing the point
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>>28977192

I thought my beard looked good. But now I know that I need to lose weight badly. You just assume that you always looked the same and the fat adds up slowly. You don't realize how bad you've really gotten. Yeah, I'm a fat, ugly manlet. I'll work to change the one thing I have control of.
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>>28977193
>this guy is the reason your oneitis' aren't virgins anymore

I couldn't cope if I were you guys.
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>>28974418
Tinder really isn't hard to get matches on, just get a friend or pay a photographer to get a few portrait style pictures of you. Run them through photoshop if it makes you feel better about yourself. The reason nobody here is getting matches is because all of you seem to be using depressing selfies for your pictures. I've been rated a 2-3/10 by soc of all fucking places and I can still manage about 5 to 6 matches a week or so because I have the profile set up decently.
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>>28977360
I don't know if you're using the pics you keep posting here, but you will definitely get some matches if you smile instead of doing the murder face.
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>>28977360
yeah i thought i look good as well before i realized i wasn't

almost all girls hate beards because they are fucking nasty, faggots here just give you this shit "advice" but they themselves are virgin neckbeards so if you take that in real life you never had a chance anyway
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>>28974418
>Born chad
>gets tinder
>fucks a lot of girls

It's not hard to fuck on tinder,unless you're really a robot

Just get some good pics, if you're ugly,just get pics of you doing interesting shit
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>>28977447
That bitch you'll eventually fall for? She was fucked off tinder. I'm tasting your tears preemptively
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>>28977434

Well I'm a virgin neckbeard as well so what the fuck do I know? I thought I'd give tinder a shot since it's something that everyone uses to meet people and hookup and apparently it's easy to meet people, but it's useless for me to try. Best I can do is just cocoon mode and lose weight and get /fit/ and see how well I turn out.
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>>28975465
>>28975426

hair is alright and keep the beard but groom it, don't let it look like a bloody bushfire in the first picture.

also put on a happy face, like a gentle smile because without it you DO really look like you want to kill yourself.
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>>28977193
>me too
Are you autistic or is this bait?
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>>28977429
>>28977536

Worst part about it is that face is my resting face. How the fuck do I fix that? Get happy?
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>>28977294
See >>28977360

Not a bad beard. Idiot
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>>28977651
t, neckbeard faggot who jerks off when he tells someone else to grow a beard
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>>28977193

She messaged you first? Take advantage of that breh.
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>>28974418
>get tinder
>get few matches
>not a single respond
>feel totally desperate
>forgot about tinder
>suddenly a tinder notification
>you've got new matches, check who it is!
>swipe right on literally every girl
>no matches
>why do you lie to me, tinder, why...
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>>28975521
You kinda look like Dan Get-Em-In-The-Van Schneider
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>>28977696
nice meme, triggered one
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>>28977646
No one should have a smiley resting face. Human beings manually smile for photographs.
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>>28974418
If women were smart they'd all identify as male at the work place and get the male wage salary.
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>>28977808
GRANTED women get hired more often because they are more affordable than men, so I don't see why they have to complain.
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>>28975426
Holy shit is that you, Zizek?

(and so on and so on)
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>>28976921
stop looking so sad, also do something with your hair
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>>28977193
>Evening
>me too
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>>28974418

>muh wage gap

RUN NIGGA
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>>28975426

Tinder literally exists for women to feel good about themselves and occasionally fuck chads
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>>28975616
>>28975521
>>28975465
>>28975426

FUCK OFF YOU ATTENTION WHORING SCUM! FUCK OFFFFFF!!!
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>>28975465

You are just fat. Lose weight fatass. Why would somebody ever settle for your fat ugly ass?
Countless robots went to /fit/ and came out as chads.
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>>28978265

Well, why would somebody settle for my /fit/ ugly ass? That's my problem.
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>>28978265
>lifting for women meme
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>>28978342

once you lose fat your jawline will be more visible and thus you get much more attractive.
You don't know what is hidden under your fat.
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>>28976667
You look like you're also kind of a pussy, there are plenty of girls who like blacks and plenty who like pussies, but very few want a black pussy.
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>>28978711
>You look like you're also kind of a pussy

What does that even mean?
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>>28977581
im not autistic, these girls just dont interest me and they msg dumb shit 100% of the time so i dont pay attention to what i say.. yeah id say i fell for it

another good example.. wtf are u supposed to respond to that? i think theyre legit retarded so most of the time i ignore them

im pretty sure they are on that app for validation not to find a relationship etc and their responses are so dumb all the time
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Everyone ITT get a free trial of audible and get 'the rationale male'

I fucking mean it, yes, go look it up, download that shit for free. Just make sure to cancel your subscription.
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>no matches on Tinder

This is fucking bullshit. What I am doing wrong? I don't have any social media whatsoever, do girls pre-check on that or something? I haven't left the house in a few months but I figured I'd still be able to get like a 4/10 or something

Is there a quick site that helps you take better pictures or something? I opted out on the whole MySpace/Facebook thing in those eras, I don't even know how to take a good pic of myself.
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>>28975681
I've been through this. Its enlightening isn't it.
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>>28974418
You aren't average then

I swiped right on 19/20 chicks and still got matches. I'm not that good looking
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>>28975426
Lose weight
Shave but keep stubble
Get tanned
Get better hair cut or style it (just make it look like you've put effort into it)
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>>28979241
Uh is this the kind of picture you're using on tinder m8? You look like a psychotic hobo or something, no one would match with a pic like this.
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>>28979241
You literally look like a homeless man with AIDS is this bait?
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>>28979241

Trim your beard
Get tanned
lose the glasses and get contacts
do something with your hair
and watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qe3oJnFtA_k

Maybe make a fake troll account and get used to trolling and being an asshole to girls to learn how they respond and what they respond well to. If you piss them off, who the fuck cares.
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>No gf, not now, not ever
Just kill me now
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Bump for homeless autism
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>>28975616
Lmao I know you you little labour faggot, you live in Aberdeen right?
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>>28979929
Who are you?

very original comment
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>>28979454
you look like an effeminate gay faggot with no spine and jawline

go lift
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>>28979929
i live in the balkans m8
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>>28976724
As a white male wanting a black dominant gf, this makes me sad.
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ITS NOT HOW ABOUT YOU LOOK YOU FUCKING RETARDS.

YOU JUST SOUND/LOOK BORING AS FUCK

TRY TAKING A PICTURE SMILING WITH A DOG

TRY TO TAKE A PICTURE WITH YOU IN NATURE

TRY TO TAKE A PICTURE OF YOU PLAYING THE GUITAR

ANYTHING BUT THAT FUCKING EXPRESSIONLESS SHEEP STARE
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> she believes in the wage gap
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>>28981418
>ITS NOT HOW ABOUT YOU LOOK
>YOU JUST SOUND/LOOK LIKE YOU'RE BORING

Which one is it faggot?
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Got a bunch of dates on tinder, sex once but most of them stopped talking to me after the meet because I'm awkward.

Deleted my account a month ago because I was burned out on it.

Should I give it another go?
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>>28974460
>an app for hooking up with horny teenagers
Tell me more.
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>>28981626
? Are you retarded?
He's saying it's about how you come across idiot
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>>28975426
Get that beard back my nigga. Alternatively just uninstall. Tinder is not for us
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Tip for everyone here: Smile in the picture and try a more interesting angle. When you take the picture from down, it looks unflattering because of an underchin. Also full frontal makes your face look unsymmetrical, so try it a bit more from the side.
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>be indian in the UK
>have receding hairline

is there anything i can do
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>>28983720
Go back to fucking India
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>>28983773
This

Get married to a 12 year old wife your parents picked out for you
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>>28983720 O
POO

IN

LOO
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>>28983720
Accept your arranged marriage.

Indians have life on fucking easy mode
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>>28975426

You look like this guy from episode VI
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mfw being ugly isn't as bad as having a fucking 3 inch dick. you ugly guys could fuck bottom of the barrel women while my shit wouldn't be able to penetrate them. i hate my fucking life so much.
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>>28974418
>not replying that you'll settle for 0.74 of a drink

Dropped the ball senpai
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>>28983987
>Accept your arranged marriage.

not religious & second generation in the UK. got life the same mode as you except worse
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>>28974418
I got it on sunday. Actually got 2 matches so I must be a normie now.

One stopped talking when I asked her biscuit preferences. The other turned down a coffee date but is still responding at least.

Actually feels OK.

It's absolutely raping my phone battery tho
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>>28978810
i guess he means black dudes like us shouldnt smile, lest we be beta pussy cucks
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>Actually get quite a few matches on Tinder
>However be nearly completely blind so that fucks up my dating game
>Girl messages me and asks me to go to comic-con with her.
>She's an American so she's a little tiny bit chubby, but has a high test ass and a nice face.
>Go to Comic Con on the day, already told her that my eyesight is really bad.
>It's so fucking bright that I can barely see my phone, have to find shade just to reply to her.
>Obviously can't see her and she can't find me either since I need to keep going to completely out of the way locations to even communicate with her.
>After about 40 minutes of this notice my battery is at 12%
>Realise if I don't find her soon and it runs out I'm basically stuck here since I won't be able to call a cab
>Tell her if I don't find her soon I'll have to leave
>She understands, 5 minutes later call a cab and go home

Just fuck my shit up. Been on quite a few dates but you can feel their pussies dry up whenever I do something awkward due to not being able to see well.

It goes from them being my date to being my carer. Yeah, girls hate that shit. At least you robots have the ability to appear as you are, without your fucked up body making you look like an awkward fuck, or just straight up denying you a chance to fuck someone.
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>>28979075
she wants to bang you fucking doorknob
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I don't think i look that bad yet tinder meme doesn't work. What is the prob my dudes? Is this loss? This is my "main" tinder pic.
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>>28984122
>The other turned down a coffee date but is still responding at least.

Anon what are you doing? Stop talking to this girl immediately. You're on the fast track to becoming an orbiter.
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>>28984343
id bang desu. Very interesting pic.
buy the problem is that tinder is a shit service, try PoF
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>>28984343
Are you the darkness?
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>>28984343

You look alright. Your shades are covering a lot of your face though. It looks like you're hiding something.

Get a better picture. Literally if you have to get one of your friends to take a headshot of you in natural light.

My main pic is a headshot and I get quite a lot of likes. I think just having girls being able to see your face really clearly goes a long way. Shit selfies and the like just don't make you look good.
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>>28984385
What's PoF? Thanks for the compliment.
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>>28984418
plenty of fish, i feel like the quality of woman that go there are more down to earth and less millenial meme personifacations.
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>>28984343
Might have something with you literally looking like a rapist.
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>>28976342
>soccer games
Ew yurop
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