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>you have prepared for this day for months >finally it
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>you have prepared for this day for months
>finally it has come
>someone will finally beat CHO'S record and it will be you
>you go to the busiest nightclub on a Saturday night
>you park your car and say the final prayer
>you put on your favorite music
>prepare your weapons
>you get in

So what will be:

1)Your catchphrase before you start the rampage
2)your music of choice
3)your weapon of choice (pic please)

GO!

Ps:FBI please don't knock on my door this is just for fun
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>not staging your rampage inside the fbi
smurf more, globalfag
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>>28974065
>"gotta go fast"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEannNh8ihA
>me running so fast i bump into people and they die
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1) should i kill you with my edge, or my katana?*tips fedora*
2) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cQh1ccqu8M
3) katana
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>quote: AHHHHHHHHH
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrU_ef7DQgs
>rifle
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>>28974134
thos
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Quote: My name is not important... What is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate this world and the human worms feasting on it's carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred... and I always wanted to die violently. This the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill... and it's time for me to die.

Theme song: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dG7Rl3qxUqY

Weapon of choice: pic related
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>"Hakuna Matata"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDTZ7iX4vTQ
>pic related
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>You drove me to this.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3472Q6kvg0
>Webm related
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>>28974134
Chris pls
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Phrase: "Allahu Ackbar, motherfuckers! Hitler did nothing wrong!"

Song: DJ Birdy's Chicken Dance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIQvjrC5AcI

Weapon: A banana that I hold in my hand in the manner of a pistol while uttering laser pistol sounds such as "pew-peeeew" and "breeeeowww" and "zachowzie" (pic related)
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>>28974065

>get in line and wait 40 minutes
>walk up to bouncer
>he takes one look at my socks and sandals and says clubs full
>immediately lets in the 4 roasties behind me
>reach for my gun but my fingerless gloves get caught on my wallet chain
>accidentally pull out my rainbow dash wallet and drop my doritos coupons
>trip on my cape trying to pick them up
>tip my fedora and run back to my moms car
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>>28974065
>RIP AND TEAR
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCqF1Qt7M3E
>2 grenades, shotgun, pistol and mini-chainsaw
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Sweet Dreams

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvB2_9wvX_s
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>>28974065
>FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPURWAH
>Any botdf song remixed with spongebob squarepants
>a kamikaze plane
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>>28974065
1. Death to all abrahamic religions
2. Wardruna - Helvegen
3. G36A1 because I'm not retarded.
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"I fucking hate you people"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-awWHKaAgzg

Brass Knuckles
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>>28975017
Roller Mobster is overrated.
Sexualizer is better.
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>>28974065

>Walk up to a group of normies
>Ask to join
>Wait to get a "no"
>"THAT'S ENOUGH, NORMALS"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIgZ7gMze7A&list=PLpEqhn87Qk-zMKGVAnuoU-ZbkGkLs7gaD&index=7
>sawed-off shotgun in one hand, Uzi in the other
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>>28974351
i cant handle the sheer edge
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It's raping time
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qRSbj5ET2ts
Mi16 white grenade launcher, handgun, combat knife
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>>28975033

I like She Swallowed Burning Coals myself
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>>28974099
>not staging it at the white house
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>>28974992
enjoy your melted gun
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>>28974065
You mean breivik's record you chump
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1)- "i'm peppa pig"

2)-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rSH13WHAsw

3)-25 acp sa pistol
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>>28974065
>I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all outta gum
>Pumped up kicks
>AA12 Shotgun
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>>28975138
The Son club level? Yes that song is also good
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1) DIE! DIE! DIE!
2) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYC0qgPQfiM
3) Two hand held shotguns

Then turn into a shadow and soar away
Nothing personnel kid
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1)Your catchphrase before you start the rampage
>humanity was a mistake
2)your music of choice
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FATTzbm78cc
3)your weapon of choice (pic please)
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>>28974065

>FOR YOU
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtXFkctsG6g
>Aircraft
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>>28975090
>yfw they say "sure bro we've got room for one more"
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1) I am the lonely grizzly fighting back the hordes of scavengers

2)https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wN-zwNjFCbE

3) Finnish m05, glock 20, and Ks 23 shotgun
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>>28975164
URSULA VON DER LEYEN FUCK OFF
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>>28974065
"shut the fuck up, you fucking niggers don't understand."

song: c&c red alert soundtrack

weapon(s) of choice: aks-74u with 100 round drum, colt 1911, m9 tactical bayonet

too lazy to post pic
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>>28975338
my favourite music back in the days.
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>>28974065
>Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is a man who stood up.

>ACDC: thunderstruck

>Ppsh-41(dual wield for maximum destruction)
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>>28974065
>Your catchphrase before you start the rampage
"I am only a pawn on this fucked up board of fate. If I'm a pawn, you're all lower than pawns. You're merely the squares i have to go over to reach the other side. Yeah, it's like that. The pawn is the martyr. I can accept this."

>your music of choice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IToKCbt9N4s

>your weapon of choice (pic please)

A modified KURATAS robot. Preferably with one melee weapon and a rapid-fire gun.

If I could hold off the rampage for 15 minutes, then it would take the cops an additional 5 minutes to get through my armor, I could probably take some pigs out while i was at it
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>Silence beforehand
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vrsKPK90DGE
>beat people to death with a unicycle while dressed as a clown
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Pssht, this one's simple.

>Anybody need a light?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jgrCKhxE1s
>pic
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>>28974065
1) HIS NAME WAS MOUSE BRO YOU FAGGOTS
2) Parasite inc- the pulse of the dead
3)Minigun
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Heh, let's rock
Duke theme
semi-auto shotgun, with speedloader.
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>>28974065
1) Send the devil my regards
2) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X8NIZYCPeM
3) Good old baseball bat, because smashing skulls and shit
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>>28974351
Hahahahahahaha
Holy shit this delicious piece of edgy gold is A1, senpai
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>>28976068
Mah nigga Travis
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>>28976089
Gayy
Gayest quote so far
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>>28974065
bang bang
metallica king nothing
machete since UK fag
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'Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?'
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8wXRvvGr8Ug
^^^^^ M.O.O.N - Paris
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>>28974065
>This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill. And it's time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here.
>Numb by Linkin Park
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quote: nothing because im not an edgy fag
https://youtu.be/mAWkGRHPNvY
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>>28975033
>Sexualizer is better

Mein nigger
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>>28976642
Hahahahaha
Oooooh Lordy Lordy the edge is real tonight senpai
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>"we all see the world in 1st person"
>The End - The Doors
>AA12 with a drum magazine
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>Quote: schizophrenic rambling and general meme spouting
>Music: Blue Oyster Cult - don't fear the reaper
>weapon: flammenwerfer, it werfs flammen
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The gene pool is stagnant, and I am the minister of Chlorine!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1RTgznup5c

pic related, it holds 9 shells of 12 gauge devastatation.
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>>28975395
eww no anon don't call me that
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>>28974065
>nightclub

>quick police response
>less shock value means you'll be forgotten like the Luby's shooter
>low visibility
>multiple exits
>healthy chads and stacies more likely to survive severe blood loss

no thanks fampai
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>>28975395
No, what he meant is that the G36 is shit and melts easily. This is a well known fact among /k/ommandos
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>You shouldve known this day would come
>guns n roses knockin on heavens door
>MG34 and a glock as sidearm
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>>28974351
>video game quotes
>2016
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>>28977081
I'm a /k/ommando myself and I know it's bullshit. It's a good solid rifle and americucks feel butthurt that someone finally beat Stoner.

The only time there was a good complaint about the rifle was when some fucking retards decided that the military should use some shit quality ammo which ruined the zeroing on those rifles and made the grouping go all over the place. When using good ammo the rifle functions fine, but Ursula von der Leyen and Der Spiegel instantly went to work on ruining the rifle's reputation. Der Spiegel because they liked the news, and Ursula because she thought she could get replacements for the entire military, which could be nice. But that doesn't change the fact that it's a good rifle.
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>>28976089
This guy has the right idea
Though the gun should have an underbarrel grenade launcher or something
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>>28975033
Why is there always some faggot in every HM thread who says this shit

They are all good songs, who gives a fuck if one is 'overrated'.

what does that even mean in a semi-obscure indie game
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Pretty sure the current highscore belongs to breivik
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>Should have bought some life insurance
>Only you by Portishead
>S&W M&P, Jackhammer shotgun, Several incendiary grenades.
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>"M'ladies and m'lords, allow me to demonstrate just how sharper a pen is compared to the sword"
>"true love true love looking for true love, looking for true love wherever I go"
>my gentlemen like quill pen and my classy fedora
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>>28974065
>your catchphrase
>implying I would waste my time coming up with an autistic one liner that everyone would laugh at and I wouldn't just casually walk in the front door and shoot the bouncer before opening fire on the dance floor without saying a word

Also my song
http://youtu.be/NotI_pSXIaM

Weapon of choice would probably be an AR15
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>>28975017
You would literally be laid out flat in several seconds and be trampled if you used anything other than a firearm anon.
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>I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cqi_0G5APc
>The power of grindcore
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>>28974823
Without looking, I want to assume this is the glorious DOOM 2016 Theme.
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>>28977081
Thats because /k/ consists 95% of retarded americans with no clue about weapons that simply repeat shit they see on /k/ or in articles written by authors that have never hold a gun.

The aount of ammo that needs to be fired by the G36 in rapid fire in a desert isnt even carried by any regular soldier.
Americants just cant deal with the fact that their guns are outdated garbage.
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>>28977055
alcohol works as a blood thinner mate, you bleed out faster when drunk...
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>>28974065
>1)Your catchphrase before you start the rampage
FAST N BULBOUS
>2)your music of choice
Trout Mask Replica
>3)your weapon of choice (pic please)
blimps
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>>28977431
You're also more bold when drunk, meaning increased chances of being tackled
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1. Catch phrase - "gotta go fast"!!!
2. Music - Eminem 3AM
3. weapon- an AR-15, 2 desert eagles, Revolver,
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>>28977410
>>28977228

I was being ironic.

Though I have to say, for a 19 inch barrel, it seems to have an awfully short length of pull. Personally I would stay away from it. It seems awkward and doesn't have the track record of the AK or AR platform
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>>28977228
>ruined the zeroing
>made the grouping go all over the place

You seem confused on what "zeroing" is. You've got a little more lurking to do.
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>THE WIRE SEASON TWO WAS A MISTAK
>star spangled banner
>ak47 with a drum
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> I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure.

>In the end - Linkin park
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>>28978189
cute quote
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>>28974383

> Galil AR... not AK 47.

What are you, a pleb?
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>>28974065

1) "I'm finna eat the whole ass"
2) https://youtu.be/vWq1raDX-ls?t=20
3) pic related
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1) im not a geed, im a gamer
2) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM7SZ5SBzyY or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ih2xubMaZWI
3) pic related
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>>28974780
this is a startlingly accurate description of what would happen.
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1)Should've taken the november exams instead
2) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDatjUbYrxo
3)SPAS 12
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>>28978498
NORMIETALE REEEEEE
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>>28978189
>every other mammal instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with nature
No they don't.
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>>28978608
he thinks that

inability to exploit the environment on a massive scale = no moral capability to do so if they had the required intelligence and physiology

somehow humans are evil for being superior and all animals are precious innocent angels because they are "defenseless"
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guys....
> http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2016/06/01/shooting-on-ucla-campus/
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>>28975033
imo knock knock by Scattle is god tier
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>>28979067

>According to the Daily Bruin, the shooter has been described as a Caucasian man who stands around 6-feet tall. He was last seen wearing a black jacket and black pants.
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all normies must die because that will make me momentarily feel better about the shitty hand I was dealt in my life.
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1. no words, only actions
2.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8K0sW8GX-4
3. pic related
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>>28976068
Travis Bickle was the original Beta Upriser
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>>28979067
There was also a shooting in Ohio, execution style that claimed 8 lives, and a thread was made on here a few hours before it happened. I can't believe I'm the only one who remembers
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>>28979067
>>28979423
did you really think this was a meme thread?

reddit is down the hall
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>>28979593
wat

most of this thread is ironic af

I'm just saying, there was one thread on the Ohio shooting then nobody mentioned it again.
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>>28974992
nice meme rifle, dork
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>>28977923
AND

they are two different things you cunt. It did both.
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>>28977348
If he wears a tiger mask he can kill everyone in one punch though.
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catchphrase is "lol"
music is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKM1AAzeRCg
weapon is a fucking AWP and a combat knife so I can noscope kids and show them how a troo f@ze pr0 does it desu
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>>28974065
>remember, no russian
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r29k_T_o9To
>AK 47
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>>28975033
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYtVf0wvPpc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0kg80jAtI8

and last one best one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vfl4c40ps5E
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>1."Sorry if this looks gay to the viewers"
>2.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=havhaDYh0Sc
>3. pic related
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>>28975017
>>28975033
>>28979133
>>28976729
>>28975138
>>28979975
All these dweebs with SHIT TASTE are at the nightclub as well.
I wire this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCikIkXslP0 up to the speakers before my genocide crusade.
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>>28980408
the flamethrower made the military segments so fucking easy
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>>28980513
last stage on hard mode was still a bitch with it though.
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>>28974243
I like how he censored the guns because his parole officer said it might cause problems
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>>28980563
hard mode is so cheap
that don't stop me from spending forever trying to finish it though
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>>28976163
Nobody can beat this.
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>catchphrase
ALLAH AKBAR

>music of choice
a nashid

>weapon of choice
longer dildo with a suppressor, compact dildo with a suppressor, and mass cuck devices

>stash spare outer clothes/hats around campus
>park vehicle with mass cuck devices near designated evacuation assembly points/points of ingress for first responders
>if time permits, place timed mass cuck devices near other evacuation points/vehicle access routes/main entry roads to campus
>wait until dusk on a busy evening
>start using longer dildo at a distance from dark/poorly lit areas into tightly packed areas
>plan it out so first mass panic will leave a clear route for me to go to cache, put on different outerwear and hat if spotted
>go to second vantage point and use longer dildo again
>first responders probably on scene at this point, go to a different cache and change clothes
>abandon longer dildo and whip out the compact dildo
>probably trigger vehicle borne mass cuck device now
>move through fleeing crowd while using compact dildo
>go to another cache of clothes if possible
>set off one more mass cuck device to slow ingress of first responders because of the mass cuck device threat
>leave campus if possible
>if previous preparation made it possible, go to a last vantage point overlooking public transit/carparks/pick up zones that most people will have headed too and more or less follow the above routine until caught for public indecency with the dildos and mass cuck devices
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>THE EMPEROR'S LIGHT GUIDES MY HANDS, DIEEEEEEE, HERETICS!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGSdphg5Pp8
>pic related
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>Bismillah ir-rahman i-rahim, In the name of God the most gracious most merciful I shall strike the crusaders at their hearts, Allahu Akbar

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_lPVJLABvo

>pic related
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>>28981972
Not sure if I should like because killing christians or hate because abrahamic fuck.
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>>28982468
Hastur is watching you. Make your decision.
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>>28974065
>nothing
>Section 25 - Friendly Fires; I'll play the rest of the album and kill myself as a reward if I'm not downed before it ends.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Exa-gr-CChc
>AR-15 chambered in .50 Beowulf (pic related); 3 pre-loaded w/ drum magazine, ~4 drum magazines on person

AR500 body armour pls
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>>28978288
Filename you counterstrike dipshit. How fucking dense are you to think that is a galil?
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>>28974351
is that a fancy camera?
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>>28982610
why settle for an expensive, uncommon .50 caliber when you can use 12 gauge slugs?
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>I'm going to kill everyone, and that's your fucking fault

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DD_NCM_RJs

and a knife to finish the dying whores
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>>28976163
>Heill Odinn
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPyOhP1GTRQ
>M14, Standard issue
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>>28982610
.50 beowulf is the biggest fucking meme cartridge
sorta cool though, I guess
even though an AR in .308 would do just as much, if not more, but you know
memes.
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I feel like i would also have left something to explain my actions.
Why i became what i am and why i'm doing it

Would such a thing become widespread though? Or would the media hide it and just blame it on vidya and music like always?
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>>28985074
depends on your country, casualties, whether your manifesto is online, etc.

got steam anon?
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>>28985093
I guess that makes sense. Gotta spread that shit on as many places as possible beforehand.
Yes, i do. Why?
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>>28985114
Mine is Asurat (Lord Cthulhu)
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>HEY GUYS WELCOME TO PRANK INVASION HERE WE ARE WITH THE NIGHTCLUB SHOOTING PRANK
>whatever song this intro is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiAisbACR8Q
>a glock
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1)Your catchphrase before you start the rampage

Judgement day is here, and I'M the one judging this time.
2)your music of choice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj2vU2nr5Jw
3)your weapon of choice (pic please)
Pic RELATED
Also for close quarters a simple knife will do.

FBI I'm not planning anything I'm doing this because I have nothing else to do
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtI7cbaV5gA

G3, perhaps not the most optimal, but that's the one I know how to use.

"Greetings Reddit, I am from Ebaums, ask me anything"
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>>28976625
Intimidate them with you creeper hoodie too right?
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qoute should always be "9GAG ARMY HERE!" or "WE DID IT REDDIT"
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>>28975033
>Sexualizer
>Not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNWWJKiyOF8
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1. *unzips dick*
2. https://youtu.be/41ngnsC8w4E?t=2m10s
3. stg44
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>>28974065
>Hi!
>https://youtu.be/t64m5Lm7CrA
>Tbqh I'd prefer locking the room and going HAM on the normies with a melee weapon to bludgeon them to death but since that wouldn't work, whatever shoots a lot of bullets really fast
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No words, face like pic related with a bane mask tho.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3A-lJQlrmk

AKM I guess + a few select baneisms during the spree.
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Quote: THE BRITISH ARE COMING
Theme: N/A
Weapon: Pic related
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>>28985445
>whatever shoots a lot of bullets really fast

it's not that simple you bitch
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>>28985526
Just give me whatever one you have, Tom, just make it classy
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>>28985575
how about a World War 1 Trench Gun? these were used to rush germans and shoot grenades in mid air back at the enemy
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0RHgjFl87Q

THOU ARE INTERCOURSED WITH THE WRONG FOLK, FORSAKEN NORMIES
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>han shot first
>the final countdown
>dress up as han solo and bring a .44 s&w revolver
epic
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I'm fighting for your freedoms brother.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKJDAVvs_JA
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>It's always the video games
>either https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtTmiYA5D4k or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jnFgqS5ZgM
>AA-12 Drum Mag, Glock with Drum Mag as backup
But why exactly should I shoot up a club with drunk people and a lot of exits? It makes pretty much no sense famalamadingdong
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>>28974065
>no catchphrase
>either Creep by Radiohead or Bad Motherfucker by Biting Elbows
>dual pistols or a nice double-barrel shotgun. I'm not /k/ so I wouldn't know the specifics.
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>memes eksdee
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piDGdy31Mq4
>pic
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>>28974065
1. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0
3. FN Minimi
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>>28978314
thank you for posting that video
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>>28986019
>>28980408
>>28980126
>>28976163
Should have chosen this. Wouldn't have been very original then, would I?
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>>28987052
>should have chosen this

if you wanted to kill 3 people at most, then die in horrible pain
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>>28987094
Well it only sprays back at you if they're extremely close, no?
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>>28984311
Its a gravity gun from the gantz manga
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>>28974065

No way I would shoot people at random because of some butthurt.

I would rather plan and rape a woman. I have actually considered it, but since I already have a record for other "misdemeanor", it would be quite the risk at this point.
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>>28987126
You never know. But within 15 feet the heat is incredibly intense. The biggest problem would be the size and weight of the flamethrower
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>>28985651
Yeah but I'm also looking for strength in numbers here, this doesn't seem like it'll take a lot of normies
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>"You have vandalized my heart, raped my soul and torched my conscience. You thought it was one pathetic boy's life you were extinguishing. Thanks to you, I die like Jesus Christ, to inspire generations of the weak and the defenceless people."
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OD-I_CU2eU8
>duel wield 9mm
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>>28974065
> JUST
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA52uNzx7Y4
>A shotgun and some Glocks
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>>28987333
it will if you can reload it. 5+1 capacity but there are shotguns out there that have 8+1 but they don't have the classy look

shoot someone once in the chest with buckshot and they're fucked
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"Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah"
https://youtu.be/kEGuHdKn0Lc
Remington 870 express tactical
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>>28976163

This with:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LQftYK2n8o
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>>28987506
replace the "aaaah" with "reeeeee"
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killing normies would be too merciful they need to taste despair and remain slaves beyond death
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>enjoy the rat race you normies
>https://youtu.be/M2VBmHOYpV8
>tec 9, glock
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A-ha's take on me
2 sawed off double barrels, hi caliber revolver, tec 9
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>>28987619
>tec 9
>not ab-10
Step it up
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nothing personnal, kids

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XG8k4IYIgvo

sawed off shotgun (don't care that it sucks)
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>>28974065
if you're at a night club why not just bring a bomb, it's much more likely to kill as many chads as possible, plus you can just plant the bomb and dipset to your home
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>>28974065
"Time to die"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFbnUTdr_n4
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>>28987656
so you never been bullied? nothing personnal is such a stupid statement
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>>28975331
I shouldn't be laughing this hard at that.
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>>28987833
I was joking, but no I was never bullied because I turn people off with my constant blank expression face and I only spoke when spoken to
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>>28976743
Absolutely retarded for not getting the meme.
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>It's time. That's right, I'm going to use THAT
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQzNZR-LXZc
>pic related
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Catch phrase: "Psssh.....nothin' personnel, kid."
Weapon: me, because I am the strongest fighter at the Sonic Fighting Academy. But also knives.
Music: Nine Inch Nails (the band)
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>>28988532
all of the band's songs played at the same time
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>throw m67 frags everywhere and REEEEEEE while they all detonate
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>>28979948
>that guys hair
Just blyat my shit up
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>>28980408
> Kamehameha
>https://youtu.be/Jm86I_kezVY
>Weapon-me wearing nothing but white shoes and a scarf, and maybe a little bitch pistol

https://youtu.be/rq0Q4prLBMk
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>>28989634
>little bitch pistol

Buffalo Bill had a .357 magnum
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>"Transcending history and the world, a tale of souls and swords, eternally retold"
>Tekken 4 opening song
>A copy of Soul Calibur 2 on the PS2 flung around like Captain America's shield
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>>28989721
yeah, but noguns/normies sees anything but a Desert Eagle as being inferior in power
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