>tfw no mommy gf to make me smell her butt
I know that fucking feel, OP.
Why does mommy fetish and butt sniffing go together so well and so often?
>>28973474
They're both pretty submissive things to do. Plus the thought of being intimate enough with a girl that she regularly wants me to put my face in her butt is rather relaxing, same with having a mommy gf.
>>28973566
>tfw you remember actual females that will be maternal and direct the relationship and make you do things like put your face in her butt don't fucking exist
Hurts senpai
>>28973396
I'm gonna need a source on that image OP, Google reverse search is doing nothing.
>>28973693
>tfw I had a maternal acting gf before I went full autist NEET
>>28973566
ditch the cougars and make with the cute boys
you think you can sell this stepped-on shit to westerners? you think we're a buncha rubes?
>>28973396
Is this a thinly veiled *BRRRRAAAAP* thread?
I hope VR is perfected in my lifetime, so I can spend my last few years in a blissful electronic paradise where I am a shota thats get molested by his hot anime mom regularly.
>>28973832
it's like fucking chinese steel that's 50% garbage by weight
there's fucking milk cartons and old toys embedded in the sheets
Okay,where on the Internet are they keeping the Captain America Civil War inspired Peter Parker being fiddled by his Aunt MILF-May? Seeing the You Lucky Bastard look on Tony Stark's face was priceless...toss some up if you got it!
>>28973757
Sorry, I don't know the source.
>>28973837
Nah, I'm actually not that into farts. Although they can be really hot under certain circumstances.
>>28973842
That's the dream, Anon.
Post mommy stories, pls.
>>28973757
http://crimsonblacksun.deviantart.com/art/Would-you-please-just-take-my-Meme-reissue-544630390
I just want an assertive and maternal gf.
But we all know that isn't going to happen.
>>28976048
>he still has hope
Wew what a plebian
>be mommy gf
>be mentally ill
>slowly alienate myself away from my babe
>>28976178
Hope?
Didn't you read my post?
>Having okay day so far
>Remember mommy gfs don't exist, and if they did they wouldn't want someone like me
>>28976210
What kinds of mommy things do you do with your bf?
>>28976223
Stopped half way through to laugh at you but looks like I'm retarded
Why would I need a mommy gf when I already have a mommy that acts like my gf?
>tfw want either loli gf or mommy gf but hate girls my age
What is wrong with me senpai?
>Christmas a few years ago.
>Have to get up early to drive to visit family
>Get sleepy in the afternoon
>Mom says "You can take a nap in my bed if you are tired anon."
>Wrapped up in her soft bed, with warm blanket.
>Her faint smells are nice too.
I enjoyed it a lot more than I care to admit.
Do you guys think your mommy fetish has anything to do with your current state of living?
Anyone else here attracted to their own mommy?
>>28977058
More like with the current state of not getting any positive affection all their/mylife.Plus I just want somebody that cares about me and not some mommy gf non sense
>>28973396
>tfw mommy gf
>tfw my bf is super sensitive and always thinks im mocking him
Life isnt fun 8(
>tfw keeping a shitty thread alive forever
>>28973396
>tfw mommy gf
>tfw no qt femboy to take care of
Life sucks.
>>28977496
>>28977641
Go away you inbred goose-cocks
>>28976973
Fear of interacting with a woman as an equal human, I guess.
>>28977058
Uh, probably not. I am living at home right now but I have a high-paying job and am looking to move out soon. I'm sure I'll still have a mommy fetish afterwards.
>>28977104
Nah. My parents loved me too much as a kid, I did love the constant affection but they also acted like I could do no wrong. And I still want a big warm soft mommy gf to cuddle me and stroke my hair.
>tfw mother is cold, neglectful, and an alcoholic
The thought of a mommy gf makes me sick to my stomach
>>28973396
>>28973474
>>28973693
>>28973757
>>28973842
I like these
The only anime girls I like are older-women "oneesan" types with drawn lips and curvy-bodies with big-boobs and butts.
>>28973757
Go to the URL watermarked on the picture you retarded nigger
>>28977641
Where are you from senpai?
I might be interested
>>28978994
God damn you're gullible
>>28978994
>I might be interested
Eveyone is interested but don't kid yourself, it isn't going to happen.
>tfw joke around my gf about calling her mommy because shes older
>it started becoming less and less ironic
>we recently talked about inducing lactation and she wants to do it more than me
>im seeing Freud everywhere
>my life has turned into a meme
>>28980971
How do you induce lactation? I want to suck milky tits so bad...
>>28981023
you either get hormones for it or you go full natty and just suck theme 8 times a day for 20 minutes for like a month
Just gf mom my shit up senpai
How does one obtain a mommy gf, anyone got any good stories?
>>28976210
this feel
>tfw split on him, so i think he's either the most perfect bf in existence, or a horrible monster
>>28973929
>Although they can be really hot under certain circumstances.
Like, which ones?
>>28981229
Just kinda tell them if you wanna be called baby, then escalate it to very soft femdom like she leads when you start to get intimate. I'm still trying to break the ice to call this girl mommy. I'm suck but it gets my dick hard as steel.
>>28981229
>1. Be born with a hot mom
>2. Be around 18 year old
>3. Ask mom to be gf
>>28981232
Mine is always the most perfect bf in existence.
I'm the one that's the horrible monster.
hhnnng~
*BRAAAAAAP*
>>28977641
>>28977496
>>28976210
Hi mommies.
What are you like? What do you look for in a man? Please be detailed.
I am fragile and dependent, but loyal and affectionate, would this work?
Am I the only one who craves a husband/wife relationship. Like i want a motherly girl to call mommy but I also want to be called daddy too and to act like a dad. (dad jokes are my fav kind of joke)
>tfw no slightly chubby girl with wide hips and big tits to do heavy petting with while we cook dinner together
what about loli mommies
>>28981557
seconding this post
I am like >>28981557 but if you replaced fragile with big and strong but still sensitive
;_;
>>28981709
>loli mommies
get out, pedo
>>28981743
>/ss/ is okay
>this isn't
2feminist4me
>>28981718
I with this dude
>>28981788
What's /ss/?Kindly fuck off, bot.
>>28981788
eventually the people pushing this meme will have to abandon /ss/ because it conflicts with their politicsthen once there's nothing left that could possibly entice an average 4channer, their meme stock will collapse
>>28981820
Straight shota, pretty much reverse loli
>>28981820
Its objectively the most patrician fetish.
>>28981788
>le feminist sjw boogyman
it's a fetish that revolves around fertile, womanly females
stop trying to shove your weird pedo shit into every corner, especially where it doesn't belong. you can't have a "loli mommy" because lolis can't be fucking mommies, they haven't hit puberty yet.
>>28981673
I want this but I think I'll opt out of being "daddy" in favor of alternatives not soiled by the dd/lg community. After all, when we have children they'll be our precious, unsoiled little babies.
Husband in the streets, her cute little boy in the sheets.
>>28981837
i've noticed a lot of these threads lately
>tfw no fat older woman with a dozen cats who likes feminist science fiction
for all the horseshit about """male gaze""" they really don't understand the "male gaze" at all
>tfw no wooden plank with a nail in it gf
>>28981866
see, this is why you make a shitty guerilla. you don't change yourself to accommodate the population, you try to hammer the population into accommodating you. then your threads end up with no one but you in them, or people get mad and start shitposting.
as someone who has forced many popular and well-known memes: you're doing it wrong. i would actually be willing to help you make mommygf happen, if you were willing to pay me, say, .05 BTC.
>>28981940
see, this guy is even worse. he's doing shit based on his ostensible opposition, thinking in their terms. he's conceded ground before he even started. he's not gonna change the boardkultur, he's gonna develop OCD.
you need a real meme pro (ironic but also srs here) to guide you. want an email? i can set this up for u.
>>28982053
What the fuck are you talking about?
I actually have a mommy gf I'm not trying to do a psy-op to make others want one.
>>28982053
Do you have some sort of autism? We like femdom and mommy gfs here, we aren't pedophiles with boners for little girls, that's a couple of threads down.
>b-b-but STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE!!!
>b-b-but PEOPLE SHOULDN'T HAVE DIFFERENT FETISHES
pedophilia is a helluva drug
>>28982084
>>28982112
don't be a proudfag in the face of a $25 community management deal. sony or beth would fuckin kill for an offer like this especially from an imageboard veteran with a cv like mine. it's less than market by literally an amazing margin. i wouldnt even be doing this except i'm flush from another gig on pintrest and i wanna keep myself in shape.
>>28973396
Imagine having a hot mom who always dressed in skimpy outfits and teased the fuck out of you. She knows you're a virgin and can't handle it but no matter how much you beg for relief she won't touch your dick, only take the teasing to a new level. She keeps you locked in chastity and only lets you out if you go above and beyond with your chores or get great grades. But she removed the doors to your bedroom and bathroom and whenever you finally get to jerk it you can hear her giggling around the corner and sneaking peeks.
>>28982212
Imagine not being into incest.
>>28982239
that's not fun. the thought of doing these things with my own mom actually disgusts me, but fantasizing about having a hot mom with a different personality is great.
>>28982267
>it's totally not incest even though it is
Degenerate.
>>28982295
No I never said it's not incest. If my mom was like I described I would be a happy son.
Anyways this whole thread is based off incest.
>>28982084
'course you do and I'm an astronaut
>>28981335
That's not how it works. Normie girls are inherently repulsed by mommyshit. They'll stroke your hair and call you babe, but that is as far as it goes. Everything else is a massive red flag that you're a weak beta.
>>28982801
Is that you, doj?
Sounds like doj-think as to why everyone should roleplay being a pedo. Er, ebo.
>>28983268
jesus. i know you probably don't want my help but you are botching this operation to hell and back. i feel like paying you to pay me to come in and fix it. this is linkspam tier awful. please, please stop.
So what type of men do mommy gf's like? I fit in more with the shy and bookish category so I'm not sure.
>>28983373
I like boys who are nice, not mean, say nice things, have good manners, pretty hair, quiet and read.
>>28983268
>>28983322
What the fuck are you guys talking about?
Daddy bfs are absolutely revolting to me, I'm just saying, finding a mommy gf is incredibly rare. You can't create one out of a normal girl. Also Doj should kill himself desu
>>28983373
Most like virgins/small feminine menPersonally I like big gruff men because the contrast is so strong.
>>28983422
That's basically me.
>>28983455
So you're a woman?
What the fuck gave you the idea that you were welcome on this board?
>>28983505
You will never get a mommy gf. We have literally thousands of men begging for our attention. Bitter misogyists like you are a million tiers below cute 18 year olds, who have no hate in their hearts.
>>28983505
>the feminist is a woman
duh wuh?
>>28983455
see you're off balance and you're saying shit like
>Daddy bfs are absolutely revolting to me,
>Personally I like big gruff men
where you're stumbling over yourself in the same post
this is sad to watch
>>28983568
please just step away from the keyboard and come back in a few months. forget paying me, this advice is free. you're pissing all over what you're trying to do and discrediting your own meme. just stop. take a break and come back in a year when everyone's forgotten about it. stop embarrassing yourself, please.
>>28983654
you're crazy m8
>>28983568
stacey plz go
>>28983680
responding to your own post to distance yourself from it is /v/-tier
these are mistakes i made in '06
why are you still going
>>28983758
That post isn't me
>>28983422
>>28982112
are me
you're schizophrenic or something?
>>28983791
So you're a woman too? Again, why are you here?
>>28983910
lmao m8 you're literally insane
how does it feel to know you're the equivalent of a dirty hotdog on the floor, and hundreds of other vegas buffet men are fighting each other for mommy gfs?
>I will never have a /fit/, hairy, 2D maternal, billionaire gf to cook and clean for me, force me to exercise, play video games with me, watch anime with me, suck my peepee with her mouth and pussy and take my cummy
>>28983996
>tfw no poopoo mommygf to dookie her panties and make me wear them
>have 3 mommy gfs
>cum
>don't like any of them anymore
lazypepe.jpg
Is it possible to make this into a functional relationship?
It's kind of fetish tier for me, I'd want to treat each other as equals most of the time, but I want to have a mommy control and comfort me in bed sometimes. Or even just a maternal girl who isn't afraid to express it. Can that actually work?
>>28984115
There are probably lots of middle aged dusty egged whores that never had kids and have some mommy power they need to express.
>>28984115
Yes. I have this with my bf, it works out great. The biggest challenge is finding a maternal girl - 99% of girls will see this dynamic as pathetic. You can't make a normal girl into a mommy gf no matter how hard you try.
I'm talking about young girls like me though, Idk how MILFs work with these things.
>>28984151
why are you so bitter m8? if you dont like this thread why not just hide it
>>28984217
Who said I didn't like the thread? I just gave you solid advice and reasoning to back up my advice.
>>28984192
Young girls would be my preference anyways, I basically just want a normal maternal gf.
How did you meet your bf? That seems to be the hardest part...
>>28984240
Do you know how image boards work? I'm not the person you were replying to
seriously gb2 reddit if this is so confusing to you
>>28984217
>smug reddit girl
long sigh
>>28984279
My question still stands, newfriend.
I did not in any way imply that I did not like this thread, your autistic ass imagined it.
>>28984309
why would i answer a quesiton that wasn't even posed to me, you retard
>>28984261
Found him on 4chan. keep in mind most femanons are either 1.) stacey /soc/ whores or 2.) weebs with 3 personality disorders. so you can't really expect a completely sane 10/10 girl here.
R9k and soc are good. Omegle with those tags too, because it's more 1 on 1.
>it's a "why don't robots just date me" thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSJ7kcWU-MI
>>28984332
The question was
>Who said I didn't like the thread?
Can you not remember a post from literally 5 minutes ago? Are you clinically retarded? Close this thread and pretend you never made these stupid fucking posts, you Asperger underage failed normalfag cunt.
>>28984341
>why are there weebs on an anime imageboard
knock it off
>>28984341
Is he close or are you trying a ldr?
4chan seems to be the only way to meet girls I get along with but as you said it's unreliable and lots of people ghost.
>>28984341
I'd take an average midwest weeb with brain problems desu, as long as she doesn't have shit taste.
>>28984380
how the fuck do i know which posts are by mystery every single fucking time
>>28984499
Kill yourself.
regular post
>>28984538
i want to but it would feel unfair depriving the world of myself
>>28981023
Goldman Farb protocol or something Jewish sounding like that. Take active only yaz pills a while, 3 months is plenty, more is better, take domperidone 10 to 30mg three times a day. Stop taking yaz but continue taking the domperidone and begin pumping or suckling. Milk should appear within the first week of stopping yaz. To stimulate production always express all the milk, if any is less the body sees no need to continue making that much as lactation is a very expensive use of calories and nutrients. Regularity is the most important part though. Keep same number of feedings and do at the same time each day.
/armchair lactation consulting
>>28984538
the party balloon helium is laced with oxygen
get nitrogen instead
Would anyone care to be my mommy gf?
>>28985005
>Would anyone care to be my mommy gf?
Yes, me.
>>28985046
Do you have a throwaway or something?
>>28985189
>Do you have a throwaway or something?
Yep I do.
>>28985272
[email protected]
here's mine.
How can I meet a mommy gf? Meeting is so hard, I would need to talk to them a lot first and trust them.
Which is difficult since it's already hard to find...
>>28977099
No, but I have begun taking hormones to become my own mommy. Hilariously enough my genetics are enabling it. I may be insane but my body's letting it happen.
>>28985468
I'm my own mommy gf too.Because I actually' don't have a good rl mother
>>28985561
I feel like it's less crazy if you're actually a biological female.
>>28985468
>>28985561
Wait do you become a mommy gf by just putting more estagin in you? You must really wanna do this.
>>28985561
>>28985685
You are biological females right?
>>28985718
Ha, no. I'm a batshit dude. There's more to it than just the mommy stuff but I'm unlocking the aesthetic for reasons that are more than a little oedipal.
>>28985718
I am...
I don't know how one could be a mommy with a dick
>>28985913
got a number of doujins if you're interested
>>28985929
Sorry not interested in your degeneracy
>>28985944
>come to a degenerate thread on a degenerate board on a degenerate website
>"lol sorry not interested"
can you be any more of a daytripper
>>28985913
You in LA?
