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Things you've always wanted to do robots? Me: break into a house
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Things you've always wanted to do robots?
Me: break into a house
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>>28971040
Have a gf
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Buy a lockpick kit. They're like $20 and it's not that hard to learn. Then break into all the houses you want
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>>28971040
have any sort of passion or ambition
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>>28971040
Get my name in a scientific textbook as the inventor or discoverer of something.

>tfw I'm working on it, and it might just be possible in a year or so
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>>28971086
A heist would be cool too, like stealing a bunch of jewelry from a jewelry store.
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>>28971040
Chop down a tree by myself with an axe
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>>28971040
Burn down a church.
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>>28971040
Fight off a home invader.
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I always kind of wanted to break into a house too. Not to rape or steal shit, just to see if I could do it all sneaky like. It seems really exciting. Sneaking around seems like fun, but I dont want to get in trouble.
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>>28971175
It seems like it's an adrenaline rush.
>>28971139
No one in their right mind would rob a house when someone's there. Unless their drug addicts or just plain retards.
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>>28971040
did it as a teenager. bring some friends otherwise it's risky and you won't be able to cover the entire place as fast
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>>28971040
Cuddle with a qt girl
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win a good amount in the lottery ;_;
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Touch a breast.

Not sure how to go about it. I don't really want to pay a prostitute just for a boob grab.
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>>28971040
Rape and kill my whore of a mother
>be me
>19
>"hey mom l got a job"
>"you could've been in college by now"
>yells and throws shit at me for no reason
I'm moving out as soon as l get paid, she's asking me to pay rent anyways.
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be born in a rich family and be born a few years earlier. could have gone to cool 90s and 80s events if so. also get a computer sooner to experience the cool internet longer. pretty simple really
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>>28971040
>travel around the world
>become rich and famous
>be remembered years (maybe even centuries) after death
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