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Reminder that you are not allowed to be on this board if you score more than 58.
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Who /cyborg/ heya?
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>>28970784
129

Guess I'm not much of a robot
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>>28970851
Nope ... robots aren't delusional.
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Hold on. Time to do this shit.
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Alright. How bad is it?

Do I have ANY chance of making it?
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>>28970784
"Slightly strange" ...
Well it's not wrong.
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>42
My life feels like it's improving, but my score keeps getting lower
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>>28972100
What kind of hentai do you like senpai :3
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>>28972636
Standard hentai art of FF characters I guess. I'll occasionally go for tentacles and I used to have a thing for doujins but don't have enough time to myself for long-winded fap sessions to things like that anymore.
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>>28970784
>126

D-did I finally make it???
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>>28972738
So you don't like anime but watch hentai huh? I didn't know it could work that way.
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>>28972775
Why did you cheat anon? It's okay... you can tell me.
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>>28972781
It's not that I don't like anime, it's just that I don't have a particular vested interested in it. I watch it, but I don't have bedsheets covered in it and treat it as any other TV show I happen to be watching.

Also I prefer dubbed anime over subbed because I am a lazy faggot like that.
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>>28970807
Feeling the cyborg feels brotha
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Got 116. Seriously half this shit is basic. If you score under 80 you seriously need to re-evaluate your life choices.
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>45

It's never gonna get any higher.
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>>28970784
tfw scored 20
eh, i could do better
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>>28970807
>>28972878
ma mans
>>28972895
shut the fuck up retard
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>>28972905
This nigga haha a'aite bro I'll be over here with my job, girlfriend, awesome hair and still steadily improving life.
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>>28972921
Good for you friendo :^)

now fuck off
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>>28972966

You just have to be more confident bro
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landed on the edge at 34, barely a 'wizard apprentice'
i thought life was going a little better than this.
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>>28972987

Bro not even joking if you need advice ask me. I got 116. I'm not even that pulled together, I've got major depression, ADHD, and was recently NEET
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wow i thought i was a robot but i got a >20
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>>28973013
i dunno if it can be helped, half my points were from the physical part. i only managed to check off two "accomplishments". i'm not sure if you can even count "don't live with parents" if your parent is dead.
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>>28970807
I am. Made exactly 81

Yet I really do hate my life. I want to go back and re-write everything that happened from 12th grade onward. That's when it went severely to shit. I didn't even see this life coming. I thought I was going to turn out completely fine, yet here I am, virgin in my mid-20s who is rejected now completely by so many people.

Cyborg status might seem like it's not terrible but I still have to deal with how much of a failure I am and what could have been had I smartened up and did the right thing.
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>>28973083
Lion's share of my points came from social. I got everything except the last two
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Apparently I'm a normal fag even though I never managed to hold a proper relationship with a woman in my life despite dating probably over 30 different women
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>>28973111
>Mid-20s
Come on don't act like you're an old man and 'life passed you by'. 21 year old cyborg here as well. We're gonna make it. Robots/Cyborgs generally have a lot more insight and intuition than normies will ever have. It's not that we're not cut out for a stereotypical lifestyle like that doofus up there with his 'job, gf and awesome hair'. Instead there are other things that bog us down. Mostly of a psychological nature. We just need to learn how to channelize our intelligence in a way that makes it worthwhile from a practical point of view. Success in this regard shall propel each and every one of us far beyond a simple normal-fag going with the flow.
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>>28973162
Damn right. Go whine somewhere else about how you weren't able to find 'the one'. People like you make me sick due to their lack of self-awareness. You'll NEVER be one of us so don't try to fit in.
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>>28973234
About 90% of those dates failed because the girl wasn't interested in me, don't presume to know my life, faggot
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117 but I got under 10 points from mental

I need drugs
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>>28970784
Got 128, do I have to leave now?
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>TFW got 1 point from mental
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Slightly updated version, changed a few things around
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>>28973275
>WAAH WAAH MY DATES DON'T GO SO WELL WAAH WAAH
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>>28973275
Dude... I hope for your sake that you're baiting.
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>>28973299
Should be: Female +100
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>>28973333
I wish I was. I can't figure out what goes wrong. I really can't.
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>>28973393
I wasn't feeling sorry for you but was wondering if you're actually just pretending to be a whiny insufferable faggot. Well now you at-least know what goes wrong.
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>>28973438
Good to know anon, that really hurt my feelings.
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63, so close


Oregano
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>>28973514
Serves you right for thinking you have anything in common with us. By the way.

Normies: Feelings
Robots: Feels
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>>28970784
101. The fuck am I doing here?
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>>28973631
I don't use feels because that is the shit that destroyed /v/ back in 2011
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Guys I made it to Chad yet I'm fat, what does that mean?
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>>28973682
Spoken like a true normie. Anyways, tell me your favorite games. Mine are:

>Bloodborne
>The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
>Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
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>>28973720
Did you manage to fuck any babes while you were fat?
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>>28973733
Surprisingly yes, dated one girl for about 2 years up until recently actually.
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>>28973765
You probably have a great personality then. Share some stories with us while you're at it.
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>>28973820
Sexy stories? Nothing too interesting. Mainly "sneaked" around my house after school usually while parents weren't home because I live around the corner from school.
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39. Christ, im so much worse than i thought.
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>>28973853
How'd you meet and chat up with them?
Have you ever cheated?
If not then did you want to?
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>>28973898
Don't worry you'll fit right in. Feel some feels enjoy your stay!

Btw you're here forever
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Wizard apprentice with 28 points here.
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>>28973912
We were in the same year level and friend group. Played pokemon and all that sought of stuff at school together. Used Facebook and text. Never cheated because I loved her heaps, then it turned out she cheated on me with a mutual friends because she felt bad for him because he was essentially Grand wizard levels of fucking autism. Bit of an exaggeration but it's close. I do heaps of like extra curricula stuff at school as well and heaps of girls do that shit so it's pretty easy to chat em up.
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FROM MY PERSPECTIVE THE NORMALFAGS ARE THE EVIL ONES!
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>>28970784
Body: 18
Mental: 10
Social: 21
Accomplishments: 2
Bonus: 1
Total: 52 (Robot)

I remember last time I did this I got Wizard Apprentice, but getting fucked in the ass helped raise my score.
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>>28973988
HOWEVER ONLY A NORMIE DEALS IN ABSOLUTES
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>don't smoke
>gain point
SMOKING IS A NORMALFAG THING
WHAT A SHIT TABLE
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>>28973958
You literally got cucked by a wizard. First case I've heard about.
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I'm literally 33 and here I thought I was actually a cyborg or something. Guess I fit in.
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>>28970807
It's worse than being normie or complete autist. Atleast autists can immerse themselves into hobbies and find friends (bronies)
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It's been a long time since I really looked at myself. I honestly thought somehow I would at least break past robot.

>24

Only the enlightened have the courage to wield the feeleterium itself
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>>28973726
Good taste desu family famalam
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>>28974053
Yeah the I hadn't been able to see the bitch in like 2 weeks because of her crazy fucking family and when she went to his house one day she felt really bad for him for being lonely and was horny and fucked around with him. It was on the way to my house as well.
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>>28974034
Drugs are also a normalfag thing to do.
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Feels like my life is in a better state than last time I did this thing, got 59, got a higher score before..
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>>28974110
Why did she confess to you about it? Please tell me that you kicked her to the curb after listening.
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>>28974098
Thanks familium. Do you play?
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62.

Good for a start I guess
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>>28973726
STANDING HERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4esw5BEqfs
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She started like breaking down as we began to make out, and then confessed. Weak bitch must have thought I was going to be okay with it. So essentially his house is around the corner from mine, so I dragged her to his house, screamed in his face, told him if he fucking showed his face near me again I'd rek him, and dumped her there. The most annoying part was we did karate together and he quit as soon as the incident happened because he was scared I was going to beat his ass. I've been doing it for 12 years he's only been doing it for 1 and a half, so I would have literally killed him.
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>>28970784
>8

How the fuck do people get more than 25?
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>>28974180
Crap forgot to reply to yours, just wrote it. >>28974216
that's me.
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>>28974216
Spoken like a true chad. Chads don't want to help wizards. They want to keep them under them.
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>>28974261
>implying chads and wizards live in the same plane of existence
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>>28974261
I feel like I should be proud I'm a chad? Still don't find it extremely easy to get grills though.
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>>28974291
You should get off this board because you don't belong, in addition to being a fucking underage piece of shit
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>14

Look at all these normies in this thread. /r9k/ is dead
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>>28974322
34 here. I knew I belonged. Don't know the normies even waste time here, I mean I wouldn't have time for this at all if I was normie.
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>>28974303
Does anyone else smell that salty sea breeze?
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>only 8 points for non-virgins

thats bullshit. It should give like instant normie status
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51
can you grand magi accept a peon such as myself
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>tfw 8

As expected from a fat balding wizard like me
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>>28974337
No we only smell the shit that is emanating from you normalbitch
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>65

I probably scored higher than average in the physical-section, slightly below average in mental and accomplishments and way below average in social. I go to college and I lift and eat healthily, have a good family but socially I'm fucking retarded and as a result I'm not doing that well mentally which takes a toll on my accomplishments.
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>>28974413
Soz bro, was just having a convo with a fellow anon.
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>>28974361
Nay. Thou has yet to prove thyself. However all is not lost and there may a place here for one such as yourself. So do not seeketh redemption from this path lest you go astray into the clutches of temptation. For she is a most vile mistress!
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>>28970807
Holy fuck, the cyborg image and description is 100% me. I made 61

Between human and flesh, contemplating suicide exactly with that face.

tfw the first half of the green tab has kept me under 80
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reminder that if you're not a virgin you're a normalfag regardless of what the chart says.
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>>28974225
Hmm... I'm not sure if picking a fight with that guy was a right thing to do. Your ex-gf is the one to blame. Place yourself in his shoes for a second and imagine what it would be like to be a virgin well into adulthood. Then suddenly a woman comes along out of nowhere and shows interest in you. Do you think that you would have it in you to refuse her at that moment?
Quite understandably, most men won't have such willpower.
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>>28970807
62 here, i consider ending it soon
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>>28974513
Yeah but it was a close friend as well though, so it's like what the fuck, I thought she was untouchable territory bro.
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>>28974552
As a kissless 26yo virgin. I'd rather lose a friend than stay a virgin my entire life.
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>>28974552
There's no such thing as 'untouchable territory'. In the end... we're only animals after all. Had a best friend just last year who got married whilst he was young. I was attracted to his wife even though she wasn't especially beautiful. Managed to hide my feelings from both of them but if she had given me the slightest indication that she would reciprocate if I were to make a move on her then I wouldn't have hesitated one bit. The fact that my best friend became a total douche after getting married would have made sure that I didn't feel any regret afterwards.
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>>28974212
You there. Standing here I realize... I like you. Yes you.
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116, and I've never had a serious relationship
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>>28970784
43, worse than I thought.
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I literally don't understand how you guys can score so low. Are you all fat and mentally unstable with poor hygiene? I've never had a relationship yet I scored 116
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>>28975341
Social is the segment that really hurts us I think. Think it's correct since I personally can't remember the last time I hanged out with a friend. Must be sometime last year during winter I think.
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>>28975420
>Used think 3 times
Damn really need to get some sleep.
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>>28970807
Cyborg here. I got 76. The description is solid desu. We don't fit in anywhere. we really are on our own.
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69 - Cyborg. Where my bros at?
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JELP ME
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>>28975892
Very first post maniga. I would have liked another (you). Don't be so selfish.
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>>28970784

>tfw when you have enough points to be a normie but life is still a disaster

Having potential and wasting it is even worse than having nothing going for you.
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>>28970784
>51
9 more points and I'm free, niggers! >:)
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>>28976145
We'll just see about that now won't we.
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Without bonus round I get to 56. With Bonus Round I get 65. I get the smartphone and "healthy view" thing, but why "no criminal records" is there? How is it even possible to commit crimes if I dont leave my house?
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>41


I can save me ?
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>>28970784
>Not a virgin
>Still fall in wizard apprentice category
How fucked am I, /r9k/ ?
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>138
Yeah, I don't belong here but I like coming here anyway
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Huh. Apparently I'm a Chad. Despite the fact that
>no friends except coworkers and D&D group
>spend hours every single day on /r9k/ and /tg/ for the past 5 or so years
Hmm.
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Scarily accurate, pointwise I am "slightly strange" mostly due to the first section, because I like to look good

Descriptionwise I would say I am borderline "cyborg" "slightly strange"
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>>28976712
>That physical and social chart
What the fuck is wrong with you? You're the norman normie.
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>>28976712
Because you're a socializing Faggot, doesn't matter if it's d&D or something else
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>>28976731
I crossed every point on the physical chart and still ended up with 88 on total, doesn't help much I guess
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>>28976731
>>28976777
81 without bonus chart
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>>28976731
>>28976747
I have to socialize. My job is literally about socializing.
I spend every second not at work, or not working when at work, on 4chan. Mostly /r9k/ and /tg/. Again literally every single day for 5+ years now.
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>>28970784
>tfw you fall into the chad category
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>>28976845
Time to have you rekt. How many women have you fucked?
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>>28970784
119

Why do you get so much points for having sex? Even fucking rats have sex. That should be one point max...
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>>28976845
>having work
>requires to socialize
Fuck off normie
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>>28970807
cyborg here

I had a gf but we never fucked and now I'm all alone and will never be happy

can I still be here?
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>>28976895
Ummm... women? Seven.
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>>28976923
Now you know how you fucked up normie
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>>28974486
gay sex doesn't count, right?
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>>28976920
What happened? Didn't she like you enough?
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144, oww dam better get out of here
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24

Twenty fucking four.

God damn it.
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>>28970784
>autismal khv who only studies and works, keeping minimal contact with the outside world and jut happens to know some people
>"slightly strange"
Am I being memed on?
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Scored 46 but I'm more of a cyborg and description wise I'd fit slightly strange
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next I'll do how my ex would have rated it
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>>28970784
>gaming is mostly limited to console

What the fuck? You can openly game on PC and still be Chad
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>>28970784
7

pic related to be quite honest with you family member
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>>28977122
I can't believe a dated a fellow cyborg gf ;_;
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I got 53, but i'm a grill btw :^)
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>>28977451
be my gf please ;_;

pleeeease
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66 Cyborg for life.

Scored well in mental health i guess

Smoking weed / vape and drinking should all be like 5+ at least, that shit is normie as fuck
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>>28970784
124
Well, I only came in to check what /r9k/ is about so it's expected I guess.
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>>28970784
54, fuck me. I thought I might at least be a cyborg. At least I know that I belong in this shithole of a board.
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>>28978095
You don't want to be a cyborg, friend. embrace robotdom

we are the truly pitiful, we have no allies but ourselves, we exist tormented in two planes at once, the curse of flesh is everlasting.

The Cyborg does not live, it does not die. It is outside the cycle.
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>>28977479
Get the fuck out of this thread faggot. No one cares about begging for femanons, jesus christ. Get that shit out of my sight.

I have enough to deal without having to look at cucks begging to be slaves to females.
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I got 36 but I'm not a virgin.
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Physical - 29
Mental - 30
Social - 52
Accomplishments - 23
Bonus - 22

Total - 156

>tfw you'll never be a chad
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>>28978409
>>28977805
Who let these plebs in
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>score of 128

guess I'm a Chad
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>>>28978409
>>28978483

Implying I'm not a patrician
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>>28970784
56

>tfw was 70+ last year

It's all downhill from here lads.
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Im apparently a Chad. This makes no sense, I like Dark Souls, HP Lovecraft, and atmospheric black/folk metal. These are not normie/chad things.
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cyborg reppin, 73

fuck it
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>>28970784
Physical:
4
1
3
1
2
1
2
2
2

Mental:
3
3
3
2
1
3
1
2
1
2
1
2
1
1
1
3

Social:
5
3
8
4
3
1
2
2
2
4
1
3
1
1
4
1
2

Accomplishment:
4
2
2
1
2
2
1
1
1
2
1
3
3

Bonus:
3213121313

Total score is 140.
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>24

Holy shit I honestly dindt now it was that bad
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> Physical- 17 points
> Mental- 17 points
> Social- 8 points
> Accomplishment- 7 points
>Bonus round- 3 points

Total= 52 points

Considering that i haven't even turned 19 yet i fear that my life will be downhill from here
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42
Reminder that cyborgs and up don't belong here. Fuck off
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>>28970784
17 I am on my way to become a grand wizard

Wish me luck guys. I will conquer this world.
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>>28970807
cyborg reporting here
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>>28970784
Fixed that for you

you stupid cum bucket
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72. Basically I am a normalfag except when females are present.
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>Yfw everyone itt is getting 120s or higher
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I got a 44... At least I am not completly worthless as a human being.
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>>28970784
35
dffytuhuiojpkl,
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97

I don't feel like a 97...
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135

I'm just here to feel better about myself
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>>28970784
>61

well, back to /b/
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>>28970784
I'm at 57
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137
I'm just here for teh bantz mate
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>>28978797
Dark souls is a normie game.
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>score 17
im good bros, love me
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i wana be grand wizard tho, cause the description is so funy
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>>28980464
Normies don't have the patience to get good at a game like dark souls
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>>28980799
im a big fan of souls too buddy but it IS pretty normie
one of my 9gag-browsing friends keeps linking me 9gag front page dark souls memes
hell if pewdiepie fucking plays it, its GUARANTEED normie shit
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>>28978797
Hey, what's up Imi
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Scored 155.
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>42
>date a virgin for 5 months
>planning to marry her
>have sex
>cheats on me and leaves for Chad

At least I scored 17 on social thanks to her
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>>28970784
47

I scored 0 on social.
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scored 25
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>>28970784
Phew, I got a 51. I can still enjoy these memes.
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>>28978095
54 as well. We're fucked, there's no way out. Apart from the obvious.
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>>28973111
made 81 too
> 25 kissless virgin
> minimal social life
> don't need or be interested in others
> decent look
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>>28970784

this comment is as original as it gets (that wasn't even original)
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>>28970784
Normal robot I guess
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45 - answered as truthfully as possible. Scored highest in the Physical and Accomplishment categories.
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>>28970784
>Implying I give a shit about your opinion.
I stay. Be mad.
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>42
Why are not smoking and drugs more points?
Smoking and doing drugs are normalfag hobbies.
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>>28976898
People become obsessed with what they don't have. For people on a Cambodian water coloring forum it's sex.
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Cyborg here.
scored 76

Feels good not being a normie or a robot.
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>>28985477
I don't smoke weed, its 77. Read the word "Weed" and associated it with normies so I didn't circle it.
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>>28970784
>58

So close to be a cyborg

>Also no points in "Social"
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>>28970784
>tfw 28
end my fucking life tbqh
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>>28977096
>Several friends
Naah you got what yo deserve.
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>>28978157
Amen to that I say. Our path is that of eternal solitude. There is neither salvation nor redemption for the likes of us.
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110. Thank god for promiscuity and the bonus round. Also 10 points for perpetual, free continuing education. (post-bacc/pre-graduate). In truth, I feel more like a cyborg.
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>>28978797
So do I. But one would have to be pretty obnoxious to think that they could be defined as a robot or even a cyborg simply by holding niche interests. Away with you! Begone!

Go play Bloodborne
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>>28984740
Not if you're addicted to them.
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>>28970784

83, so, Cyborg.
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>>28986275
Can't you read? 81 is the limit for being classified as a cyborg.
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>>28982116
I got 47 too. You're not alone.

Well, I mean, you got 0 on social, so you are, but, you know...
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>>28970784
35 wtf i thought i was a normie
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>>28970784
rate me
>physical 31
>mental 21
>social 4
>accomplishment 2
>bonus 6
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>Been texted by a real person recently

Does your parents texting you to buy milk at the store count?
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[64] Well, the description kinda fits, unfortunately.
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39

I poked around here after getting linked from a /pol/ happening thread. All I knew about this place was tendies and peepee poopoo. I never expected to belong here. Holy shit.
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>>28987152
You were linked to this thread specifically? I don't think I'd be comfortable with /pol/itards snooping around here. Show me.
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>>28970784
I scored 53...
End me.
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>>28987383
No, sorry I'm too retarded to formulate proper sentences. I was linked to one of those threads about the UCLA shooter allegedly posting here last night and poked around the catalog afterwards.
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>>28970784
119 mufuckaAaaaaaaas

It's not too late for some of y'all
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>>28970807
63 here.
>tfw you don't belong with the normies
>tfw you don't belong with the pathetic rejects either.

Seriously, why live?
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>>28987483
Why do you even visit that cesspool? Pretty much everyone agrees that it's basically a containment board. The times I lurked there I noticed how eventually almost every single thread devolved into people throwing derogatory racial and cultural slurs at each other based on the their country... with very little to no actual discussion taking place.
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>>28974218
I got a 32...
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>>28987701
That's pretty much exactly why I lurk there. It's at most 5 percent serious and the rest of it's baiting, shitposting, and memeing. It's an acquired taste, and it will sort of ruin you for other forms of entertainment in a way (I have a harder time making normie jokes since I started browsing), but I think it's worth it. The happening threads are especially great. Gives you a little drip of vicarious excitement and spawns great stories. You need to think of it as a /b/ style board and not as a place for "legitimate discussion" to really appreciate it. That said, when some legitimate discussion does come up, board related or not, it's usually pretty good. Had a fantastic thread last night about orchid collecting and the artistry of gardening.
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>139

Guess I don't belong here, see yall NEETs later
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>>28970784
>128
The fuck are you speds gonna do to make me leave?
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Answered truthfully
>havn't worked out in a few months but still ok fit for the beach.
>addicted too nicotine, usually snus, but because of fucking EU I need to chew niccotine gums
>who the fuck socialize every day
>I don't have a car but that's not very important where I'm right now
>I need to manage my money better and I need more money
I'm not a robot.
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>>28970784
I can post wherever I want, I can post while fucking ur mom if i want to
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I don't know.

I'm on the fence for almost each of the points in the picture. Either it's that I'd have the chance to have good things but I've wasted them with autism or that I don't even know myself.

Self-esteem is better and I have some friends, but I'm not sure if I have any true friends. I had some childhood friends who genuinely seemed to give a shit. With the current ones I really can't tell.

Pissed all chances with women, obviously.

I guess I'm a cyborg or slightly strange. I got good genetics but so far I haven't been able to make use of them.

I can win a debate, I always seem to win in fact, and by that I mean my opposition ultimately agrees with me, but I can't seem to make people like me as effectively.
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>>28970784

>67
>cyborg

the social and bonus round killed me.
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>18 (all of which in physical section)

I gave myself the extra 5 points for an attractive face because it's been a particularly bad day and it will make me feel better.

I've always ignored doing these 'tests' because I know they'll make me feel bad. I was right.
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>>28989185
Forgot about no criminal record.

Good feel. I'm almost at 20.
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I don't know about you
But I'm feeling twenty 2
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>>28970807
I was a cyborg but I'm dropping out college again so probably I'll be a robot again.
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Holy shit boys.

I come on this board mainly to read your silly posts and laugh at how weird, antisocial, self loathing, and virgin you all are. I saw this post and decided to see where I fall.

Physical: 21
Mental: 6
Social: 20
Accomplishment: 12
Bonus: 5

Total: 64

And I was being generous. Maybe I really do belong here.
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>>28970784

tfw wizard at 16 points
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10.

Hello darkness, my old friend.

At least I have you people, right?
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>>28989625
I think you guys should move on over to wizard-chan tbqh. You're too "special" for this place.
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>37

YES IM NOT A TOTAL LOSER YAYY
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>tfw 20
I even grabbed a calculator
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>tfw 140+ with a huge dick
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116 haha im 5'8 tho
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>>28970807
Here I am, my partially robotic brother (77 points)
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>>28990570
me too, anon
i even bullshitted a couple extra points probably
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>>28989868
>>28990725
oh fuck used the same pic without noticing
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>>28990677
Whoa, rolled my own score.
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>51

b..but I've had gfs
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85
Not a normie just yet
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Anything over 30 means you can leave this board. You're probably just a bluepilled autist who thinks they're actually being included by normies, when the normies insult and laugh at them behind their back.
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Here's my results. I got 77.
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I got 142. I didn't ask for this, I simply have excellent genes and a healthy mental state.
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>>28970784
51

This is the highest I've ever gotten on one of these things, I used to always get somewhere in the wizard apprentice.
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103, guess I graduated from being a cyborg the last time I took this test. Awesome.
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103
According to this I'm a normalfag, but I'm a 28 year old virgin.
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>>28991264
Hate to break it to you but a failed normie is still a normal-fag.
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>>28989526
Fuck off
Originalgfgshsuxn
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>>28970784
>30
why am I this way? who did this to me?
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Test is pretty good, got an 87
Still in college so I fill on the accomplishment part and a KHV so the female part of the relationships part doesn't work
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67
way higher than expected feelsgoodman
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103_for_me.do_my_looks_match?
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Not being a virgin should have like +40 and instant normie status as a result. Doesn't matter if it was with a hooker, if you have experienced sex then you are definitely not a robot, nor cyborg and certainly not a wizard.
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>>28994250
Do you post your pic in every single thread you come across? I'm tired of seeing your ugly mug so enough with the attention-whoring you insecure faggot.
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> Got 58
I am so close to being free
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>>28970784
123, im not a fucking chad, if 6 am here and im studying for finals, and like 3 hours talked lovely with a 9/10 stacy
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>>28994250
holy shit you look like the nice guy who everybody uses
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>>28973299
No idea what you changed. Scored a 111
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>>28994250
You look kind of young, and like someone who is into average things like soccer and music, so sure. Probably never had a gf before, but wouldn't necessarily be rejected if you asked.
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