>walk into server room
>see this
wut do???
>>28969847
Run and slap her in the ass as hard as humanly possible
>Kelsi Monroe
How could someone that cute be such a fucking whore?
>>28969847
Watch for a bit then leave.
I ain't askin no questions, it ain't worth it.
>>28969847
>heels
Disgusting
>>28969969
I've never understood the whole heels in porn thing. It's weird watching them fuck with giant heels on.
>>28969993
i like it
i just can't fap to girls that are completely naked, it feels too boring.
>>28970030
I kinda like it when their heels are hanging off of the tips of their toes as they take the dick.
>>28970030
It's not that.
CFNM is actually my fetish. I just don't get the whole heels thing. It seems awkward and uncomfortable.
"What are you doing in a highly sensitive data storage centre?"
"How did you get in here?"
"Where are your clothes?"
"Where are the guards?"
*She is escorted out by armed security.*
"I bet she doesn't even know what RAM is."
>>28969847
slap her ass with a stack of hundreds, hand cuff her and give her a one way ticket to pound town.
>>28969993
and it obscures their delicious souls
>>28969847
Everything.
Original
>>28970105
Kek till the end of time.
>>28970095
i don't know man it doesn't seem that weird to me. maybe because I watch too much mainstream porn where they wear heels most of the time.
do you search for videos using the cfnm tag? i just like watching vanilla 1 guy 1 girl porn, except the girl is wearing some clothes. don't really like the humiliation part of most cfnm targeted videos
>>28970294
Typically I use a CFNM tag. I like really minor femdom, no ball busting or humiliation.
Things like ruined orgasms from hand jobs or cumming on panties makes my dick go nuts.
>>28969847
lets be honest, the room would probably smell like shit
i'd leave immediately
modern women today are decease ridden vermin
>>28969847
kick her right in the cunt
>>28970315
sasha foxxx is amazing at edging plus she looks kind of like my high school english teacher
>>28970352
most modern women were born with a penis so you are correct
>>28970426
are you talking about mentally ill trannies? they're not women...
>>28970442
trannies, robots, beta nu-males, etc.
>>28969993
It makes asses look better and silhouettes thinner, more feminine.
>>28969847
>server room
>wut do???
wonder how i time traveled back to 2004
>>28969847
...w-wanna fuarrr goota go
>>28969847
take a pic and cherish it forever
I install Gentoo
>>28969847
nothing
just because she looks like a slut doesnt mean she is one :^)
Ask her if she wants to fuck.
If she does lock/obstruct the door.
Fuck her.
The fact that I'm the first one to say this goes to show how gay this board is.
>>28971752
No, it means you are a normie who does not get a joke.
>>28969847
call the police and have her arrested.
>>28969925
because she isn't cute.
i call my mommy and ask her to pick me up
I'd serve 'er]
>>28969847
Do a 180 dickscope into that pussay
>>28969847
>notice a conceiled usb stick poking out her anus
>tfw she just uploaded stuxnet,onto the network
>fuck her
>then call the fbi
>>28972184
why would they do anything to one of their own agents
>>28970476
but only when they are standing up right.
>>28972198
>i work at the CIA server farm at camp peary
>israel is using stuxnet against the cia
>my names jason blaha
thank god i have a new cute assistant
>>28969847
walk in full 360 and walk out
Kick her right on the asshole and then run out.
ask her what she thinks she is doing
>>28972396
EASY EAAAAAASY
fororaigirig comeal
>>28969847
There appears to be an unstable switch twerking in the server room. Excuse me while I insert my console cable to troubleshoot the issue.
>>28969847
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP
>Proceed to fuck her than get sued for rape, get fired and put in jail
>>28969847
Record the whole incident and accuse her for trying to rape me
>>28969925
Easy. Cute girls are pandered to and given the most attention by men. The male gaze is what makes women sluts.
>>28969847
kick her out because this is the server room
>>28972817
So hold up, hold up... What you're saying is... hold up... male patriarchy is the root of all evil?
Sue her for sexual harassment and indecent exposure. Rack in the cash.
>>28972967
But I'm used to cash in the rack. You're turning my whole world upside down, anon
>>28969925
>Kelsi Monroe
>cute
ok mane
Wonder why there isnt any cables connected to yhe machines
>>28969847
slowly unzip my pants & see if she reacts, if not I'd put it in her butt
>>28969847
Is a server room supposed to be dust proof and hygienic?
>>28972295
but then you would just turn right
"who the hell let you into our server room!"
>>28969847
too early to fap op
>kelsi monroe will never ride your dick
>>28969847
Throw one of the dead harddrives at her and run off.
>>28971325
What the fuck are you talking about?
Oringanalio
>>28972184
Holy shit
Original ravioli
>>28969847
>"excuse me I have to get to the servers at the back"
>go to the server, do my job
>look at her nervously
>walk away not even saying goodbye
>>28975578
>people voted for this man
>>28969847
get my dongle out and fork her right in the pussay
Put my dick in her buttcheeks. I'd go to prison a happy man.
