Why haven't you picked up that onahoIe yet?
Way ahead of you anon kun
Got mine years ago and it is pretty dang good
Would a fleshlight/onahole prepare you for real sex? Just curious
>>28969384
Shoo shoo normalfag
>>28969384
If you're looking into buying an onahole you probably won't have real sex.
>>28969334
I have no money and no place to hide it. Otherwise I would have bought one already.
>>28969547
You don't have a room?
>>28969334
THIS ONAHOLE IS AMAZING LITERALLY MY FAVORITE ONE VIRGIN ADMISSION AGE IS THE GOAT ONAHOLE
>>28969569
Mine is coming in tomorrow. Can't wait
I don't know where to buy them
Jlist maybe?
>>28969606
>Jlist maybe?
That is the one place you don't want to buy them. Overpriced as fuck. Never buy anything from jlist ever
>>28969606
go to
>>15310753
SN#5345643620564
>>28969384
>>28969411
this
buying one of these is basically admitting defeat senpai
>>28969555
I share it with my brother and hiding it under my bed wouldn't work. Besides how would I get it inside anyway.
>>28969729
>how would I get it inside
by getting it from the mailbox? People don't open up your mail, right? Be a lad and buy your bro one too
>>28969606
Same here, they say not the get chink knockoffs either.
>>28969606
Lovehoney is a pretty good website, it's where I got mine. Amazon sell them too.
>>28969384
Jesus, George. You've really sunk low, haven't you?
>>28969334
I'm more interested in a stroker/regular flashlight Tbhnot that I'll ever buy one...
>>28969334
there is no way I can order one and still be able to hide it from my parents.
That and I'm too cheap. I can use my hand for free.
>>28969384
is a real pussy inanimate non lubricated silicone?
>>28969729
isn't there an age minimum for this board?
>>28969729
>not sharing onahole with your brother
Getting a onahole was one of the best purchases I've made in years.
But where do you get them?
Original comment.
I'm a dicklet and so I'd probably need one of the loli ones, but I'm afraid the box art will get me arrested.
I barely get enough privacy to fap normally.
>>28971639
do you live in Korea senpai? dicklet master race
Should I just buy from Amazon or am I better off going somewhere else?
fucking plebians
i bet your penis doesn't even vocalize
>>28974853
Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting. Fucking disgusting.
>get onahole
>clean it
>don't dry it out well enough
>dick gets skin infection
>bottom of my shaft is now scar tissue that lacks sensitivity and elasticity
It literally hurts to fap sometimes.
>>28974964
what the fuck?? thats scary
>>28969606
http://pastebin.com/hwhGL66a
>who wants to read all that for a sex toy
Its worth it if you masturbate 3x a day
Live with parents, and mother is always at home. No way I could get a delivery without her finding out first.
>>28976327
Browse /csg/ on /g/.
Order loads of chink shit.
Your mom gets used to all the packages.
Order your ona with discreet packaging.
She doesn't even blink twice.
Goes straight to your room with all your other shit.
Have glorious fap sessions.
?????
Profit.
Don't forget to get lube, wouldn't want to hurt yourself. Take good care of your ona, and stay hydrated during long sessions.
Godspeed.
>>28969606
>Jlist maybe?
God no, your better off buying a used one from a homeless meth addict.
>>28976622
100 yuan has been deposited to your account
>>28969334
They are only a bit better than wanking and then you have to clean out your cold spunk of it every time and hide it
You can't stealth wank with one of these either
Make sure to get one of these bad boys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbscfbneN9s
Puni Ana DX is better than the real thing.
>>28978337
I have the puni ana dx hard. It is amazing
>>28978337
And with the real thing I meant having protected sex with a prostitute. It is really disappointing when you have already tried one of the high-end onaholes. I will never have a real gf anyway so this will suffice.
My pocket pussy is way too tight. I can only get the head of my cock in.
Any way to stretch it?
ah fuck i have a great onahole and now i really want to use it
but i don't have any lube...
Because I own the Graduation version.
>>28978795
http://sexualhealth.naturally-holistically.com/diy-personal-lubricants/cornstarch-and-water-lube/
If you have corn starch, you have lube.
>>28978795
Believe it or not but hair conditioner is a good substitute for lube.
I tried once petroleum jelly but that shit was near impossible to clean. Good fap though.
I bought a Succubus wavy ripple.
It feels okay, not a fan of the texture.
it feels amazing stuffed under the mattress.
but sitting down, its not worth the hassle of rinsing the cum out of that whore.
i think next ill go for the venus. it was the highest rated one at the time. i want a sex doll thing i can put the ona inside for ease of use and realism
>>28978795
egg whites work good enough, they're easyer to clean than real lube, however they probably are'nt sanitry and could create mold
>be me
>at recent MCM london comic con
>man up and decide to buy a hentai doujin as there were some there
>sweating bullets cause can hear people laughing that they have hentai doujin there
>hear someone say something about me buying one
>people where infront of me at first so i couldnt see them and ended up hovering behind them looking over their shoulder for a good 5 mins
>decide fuck this ill come back in a few mins
>circle round a few times and go back
>no one there only me
>a lot of random doujin in a box
>like over 100
>see a box with a few sorted into the shows their from
>see chuunibyou and get the first one as it looked the best
>has a green sticker on the front that says comes with free gift if it has a green price sticker
>thinking im gonna get a lollipop or some shit
>akwardly get the stall owners attention and motion that i want to buy a book
>he says" can i help you or are you buying something?"
>akwardly say again that i wanna buy a doujiun and he gets the idea
>he gets a black paper bag ready so no one can see it
>swiftly pull it out and hand him the doujin
>he slips something in a pink packet into the bag aswell which was the free gift
>put that shit in my bag and walk to investigate the free gift
>thought it might have been a big lolly or a back of sweets but turns out its a fucking ona pit
>get home and fuck that thing straight away
>felt pretty good
now i wanna get myself a full size one.
>>28978795
>>28979424
can agree with this, hair conditioner is prolly the best out of the suggestions so far, slippy enough and doesnt foam up like shampoo, that shit gets real foamy real quick, and i dont like the idea of fucking baby bird embryos
>>28981013
>hair conditioner
reminds me of melonpan shouting
>TIMOTEI TIMOTEI TIMOTEI
whilst fucking an onahole with a carrot
