Hey guys, boogie2988 here, brought to you, by the power, of the Internet.
Today, id like to talk about how much of a beta spineless fat vagina I am, and why I am always neutral about every single topic I get involved with.
Don't be so hard on yourself, love. <3
>>28969137
He doesn't take a side on any topic because he knows that people will just call him a fedora neckbeard if he does. Poor guy.
>>28969137
muh vr reel gud but hurt muh toe head
Now guys, it's not okay to be fat. Being fat is unhealthy and bad for you. But if you like being fat, then who cares what anyone else says, you keep on doing you, and don't let anyone else dictate your life.
I've been getting a lot of tweets and YouTube comments about what I think the best form of gaming is. Is it PC gaming? Xbox one? PS4? Wii u? 3DS? Well guys, I don't have a favorite, they're all as good as each other. I don't want to say one is better than the other because I "honestly" believe they're all equally as fun.
>>28969159
If he had taken less sides he wouldn't be a fat fuck
>>28969137
>Today, id like to talk about how much of a beta spineless fat vagina I am
He's persevered through more pain and suffering than you can even begin to imagine, you gutless turd
You're the fedora clad neckbeard, boyo. You're just too dumb to appreciate what that means.
>>28969344
fucking lol
>>28969159
No, he doesn't take sides because he is afraid to piss people off and lose subs. SO he just takes the "middle-ground" with everything.
>>28969396
Because he makes videos to help people, not to win arguments.
And even if he is just docile and thin skinned how fucking dare you try to pick on him for that, he has every right in the world and then some to be.
My brain can barely process how fucking stupid and insufferable it is that people on /r9k/ are picking on boogie2988.
This man's been through more turmoil than 50 of you combined and he actually took charge in his life to make it better so he could flip that on its head and come back stronger and thus far he's amounted to more than anyone on this waste of a board will ever be. You people should be idolizing him and working to have a tenth of the perseverance he has instead of just turning your nose up and finding a way to feel superior to something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeWVHKeFFkk
Watch this video and re-evaluate your life.
>>28969591
B2988IDF pls go
>>28969591
>waaaaah people made fun of me for being fat and my parents didn't love me
Oh fuck off, millions and millions of people have it much worse than he does and aren't fat disgusting pieces of shit.
>>28969344
Hearty, tough kek
>>28969717
Watch the video you fuck. He's been through so much more than "my parents didn't love me" and he explains where the eating disorder came from.
>>28969753
>bitching about having to be masculine
>calls men being tougher than women absurd
Not watching any more. Boogie is the ultimate example of a bluepilled beta faggot.
>>28969753
If he can earn a good living, socialize, get married, and do everything else a normie does in life. HE CAN LOSE THE FUCKING WEIGHT.
He refuses to accept he just loves eating food. He'll never lose the fat until he admits that to himself. So long as he goes along with this "muh addiction cus muh abuse" bullshit, he'll never lose it.
>>28969790
>bitching about having to be masculine
What, are you saying men should be obligated to be masculine?
He's more of a "man" then you will ever be.
>Boogie is the ultimate example of a bluepilled beta faggot.
If having the emotional maturity to not act a certain way to make certain people think you're "cool" in an extremely vapid way for the greater good of millions of people that look up to you means being a "bluepilled beta faggot" then I support that.
You are an awful, awful human being. I say that without insult or exaggeration.
>>28969883
WAAAAH WAAAAH WAAAAH
I CAN'T FIX MYSELF BECAUSE OF THE PAST
WAAAAH
WAAAH
Fuck off Boogie.
>>28969791
Astute observation, sir armchair psychologist von neckbeard
Make sure to let him know that so he knows that he can stop being gravely overweight now
>>28969790
YEEAH BRO! RIGHT ON!! LETS GO TO THE GYM LATER AND FUCK BITCHES!!!!
>>28969907
I don't care if you're a lazy troll or if you're actually so dumb you think that's a rebuttal.
Just go away, please.
>>28969344
You keep on doing you
>>28969591
>he actually took charge in his life to make it better
Sorry, how? He's still a fat ugly fuck, the only thing "better" is that he got a golddigger that he's not even having sex with. If I got as much free money as he does I'd buy a golddigger and actually fuck her in the ass.
>>28969137
don't you fucking realize the reason boogie never picks sides is because he's been bullied too much? I can't emotionally handle the shit storm that could happen if people disagreed with him. Holy shit he's the epitome of a robot that barely made it. Why can't you faggot be happy for him? there's no pleasing you fucking faggots.
Boogie is 5'9 and 500lbs ( I think he is actually 520lbs or so)
That's a daily caloric maintenance of 4556 calories
Pic related.
>>28970054
Making a living off his passion and helping an audience of millions of people in the process.
>the only thing "better" is that he got a golddigger that he's not even having sex with
This may be a profound concept to you but some people get into relationships because they like their personalities instead just because of their bodies.
If you're going to lust after people just because they're physically attractive then don't be surprised when they do the same and leave you for someone hotter than you.
>>28969591
>This man's been through more turmoil than 50 of you combined and he actually took charge in his life to make it better so he could flip that on its head and come back stronger
by not losing weight, right?
>but he did lose weight!!
like 20 pounds it looks like, and for being 800 pounds even that isn't an accomplishment
>>28970138
How is not fucking someone and giving them free money from the free money you're getting a relationship?
And who is he helping and how? I've seen a few videos by him and it's literally OMG THIS FAMOUS YOUTUBER CREATED THIS YOUTUBE DRAMA OMG LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT DRAMA WOE IS ME
What the fuck.
>>28970109
Are you retarded? So long as he's taking in more calories than he's burning being a homunculus blob in front of the computer all day he's not losing weight
It saddens me how some people here can be so apathetic
>>28969344
You've got a way with words.
Boogie btfo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f85qi5lc3fc
>>28970161
>How is not fucking someone
A relationship is not exclusive to having sex.
>and giving them free money from the free money you're getting a relationship?
A relationship is not exclusive to not giving someone "free money"
What's your point, that she's only in a relationship with him because she wants his money? Is this substantiated by anything?
They're in a relationship (married) because they're two people that love and want to support eachother.
>I've seen a few videos by him and it's literally OMG THIS FAMOUS YOUTUBER CREATED THIS YOUTUBE DRAMA OMG LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT DRAMA WOE IS ME
Because you've seen 3 of his videos.
I'm not coddling you.
>>28970293
>What's your point, that she's only in a relationship with him because she wants his money? Is this substantiated by anything?
Yeah, by her getting free money and not even fucking him.
>>28970301
She isn't in a relationship with him because she just wants his money.
Use your brain.
If it's any consolation to your disillusioned insecurities you've been ironically joking about for so long that you've forgotten you weren't being serious they've been together long before he was well off financially.
>>28969932
not an argument
ococ
>>28970349
That's just called an investment. Better to choose an omega blob who can't even fuck you to wait until he becomes rich and dies at 30 and leaves you everything than having to whore yourself to someone who's actually going to demand that you service his cock every now and then.
>>28970373
Please step back, evaluate what you just said and figure out how you got to this point.
>>28969137
Lol so true, all his subscribers are doing it out of pity.
>>28970372
You can't counter something that isn't an argument.
If you sling shit at my face giving a well thought out rebuttal isn't going to change anything.
>>28969791
Do you also tell people with cancer to just stop having cancer? Cause that makes about much sense as telling someone suffering from a mental illness to "just stop being ill".
>>28970451
not an argument
ocdc
>>28969344
this post was funny and this comment is original
>>28969137
i think he's just tired of his own gimmick that brought him an audience in the first place, but people feel bad for him so they keep watching. he seems to know jack shit about how to market himself or entertain people, just a funny fat guy who is getting older and closer to death.
>>28970467
>comparing being fat to cancer
You cannot be serious, fucking hell.
>>28969137
>This man has a wife
>>28969591
>"my first day at /r9k/," the post
>>28970520
>i think he's just tired of his own gimmick that brought him an audience in the first place
so basically, he wants to get /fit/ but his number one source of jewtube revenue is that fat whiney fuck persona he made so if he gets /fit/ than bye bye ad revenue
>>28970574
he would be fine without it
>>28970349
You are telling me that you honestly believe she approached him because she was actully attracted to him and it had nothing to do with his popularity, fame, and MONEY?
See how many women would actully be interested in him without his fame and money. If he went up to a woman and graced her with his personality, you are telling me should would get dripping wet and want to be in a relationship with him?
That's not even bait man, that's just throwing a tackle box into the water
Boogie, fuck off man. You're not a man and you're not a role model, in fact you're not actually a human you're a talking blob of fat.
Your wife is getting fucked by a nigger and you have maybe 5 years more before you body shuts down. You are someone to be made an example of how not to live your life
>>28970349
And Anna Nicole Smith was in a loving, caring, honest relationship and it had nothing to do with money right?
>>28970574
nah man i don't mean the fat sack of shit he calls a body. he will never lose the weight and he never cared to. i'm talking about the spastic manchild he pretended to be for like 10 years. he wants to be taken seriously and ironically as a true manchild he thinks the "mature" way to appeal to a bunch of youtube assholes is to be a guy with no real opinion while still rambling for 3-10 minutes about some trendy subject.
>>28970467
Lol I bet you're fat yourself and think it's impossible to lose weight even though you gain weight due to the LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS
>>28970596
>You are telling me that you honestly believe she approached him because she was actully attracted to him
That's what I'm saying
If that's such a profound concept to you you might just be vapid and not in a relationship because you think love and happiness means being in a relationship with a physically attractive person.
Which doesn't surprise me. People on this board complain about "tfw no qt waifu" and never seem to follow that up with anything personable and proceed to worship psychotic cunts like Eliza. You people should consider that you might just be uninteresting.
>>28970805
Are you a fat ugly chick? If so, cool, let's get married.
>>28970821
That doesn't make any sense on any level.
What's your argument supposed to be?
